Song Tan Jishi - #1011 - Vol 311 Chapter 982: 982 cruel and indifferent

Song Qiaoqiao, the anchor of the cruel test area, coldly and ruthlessly ignored the pain of others and led everyone outside the greenhouse.

“Children, look at our greenhouse, isn’t it huge?”

 What can we do to the fans who have been hurt mercilessly?

 Have no choice but to continue to praise:

　　【Yes, yes, good, good, great, great】

　　【Yes, yes, good, good, good, no watermelons, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, no watermelon for sale,

　　【Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no strawberries for sale…】

　　【Don’t post this before you laugh so hard that the anchor can’t see it, the greenhouse is not small】

　　【Looking at this proportion and considering the angle of the mobile phone lens, it is estimated that this shed must be more than two acres…】

　　【His! A math master can emerge from farming, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and travel around the world to meet him】

　　　Hey, is it just this shed? 】

At this moment, Qiaoqiao had already walked in and took a deep breath: “Children, can you smell it? The smell of strawberries is so delicious!”

　　No one has posted the barrage.

 No one wants to talk.

Only a few people maintain their shaky dignity:

　　【One day, I want to buy a mobile phone that can smell! 】

Zhang Yanping followed behind him and ate carrots. He took a moment to look at the barrage and thought that his plan was not bad. Qiao Qiao is still so sticky when he bullies fans every day. Why can’t he give him a high signing bonus?

Qiaoqiao happily put the camera on the outermost cucumber stand: “Look, this is a cucumber flower… Wow, there is a big cucumber underneath! I want to eat cold cucumbers at night!”

“Here are chili peppers. Have you seen chili peppers in summer? Let me review its flowers for the children. They are white and small. They are very cute, right?”

“Here, here! Here are the cherry tomatoes! They look red, sweet and a little sour, and when you take a bite, they are full of juice. They are so delicious!”

“And here, this is a big tomato. This red one is overripe. It’s full of juice and the flesh is juicy when you bite it. The skin is thin. Children, let me click it to show you—”

“Look, it’s ripe! It’s a little soft when you press it. I’m going to pick it off and eat it because it’s not long-preserved.”

The barrage’s cries were louder than Dou’e’s—

　　【What evil have I done! Come watch this hungry! 】

  【If I’m guilty, I can order takeout! Rather than having to wait for delivery delays, you can only watch this kind of live broadcast! 】

  【Ahhh, old varieties of tomatoes! The sour, sweet and sour tastes are sour! 】

　　【I feel both tearful and greedy. I haven’t eaten tomatoes with tomato paste for many years. Today’s tomatoes are all crispy and will not go bad even after being stored for months.】

 【There is no other way, crispy thick-skinned tomatoes are easy to transport and store, the market is huge…】

 【I can eat a big bowl of small tomatoes, why don’t you sell them, beat the ground and cry】

　　【Cucumber…the watery cucumber in winter, the anchor’s cucumber…】

【etc! I’m the only one who discovered it. Are all these species in one shed? ! 】

　　【Anchor, you are too outrageous! Is it a sin to build more greenhouses? Why are there so many delicious varieties but so few…]

　　【Before entering the greenhouse: The area is not small. After entering the greenhouse: Anchor, you do all the bad things and make them all crowd together! 】

Logically speaking, this greenhouse is not crowded, but is staggered in height and has smooth ventilation. But netizens can’t accept it!

If there is one greenhouse for each vegetable, everyone can still dream of grabbing the fish that has slipped through the net.

 And planting a shed like this…the dream is shattered!

Who can bear this? Woohoo…

Especially anchor Qiaoqiao who was eating tomatoes happily, with juice and grains of grit visible to the naked eye all stained on her face!

 Damn it, I’m even hungrier!

 The tomatoes were eaten by Qiaoqiao in two bites. He licked his lips and didn’t realize that there was something on his cheeks. At this moment, he happily came to the strawberry:

 “Look! This is our strawberry!”

“Isn’t it very fragrant? It smells like strawberry and yellow peach. I think it smells super good and tastes super delicious!”

　　【Woooooooo, my phone is broken and I can’t smell it】 　　　【White strawberry, white strawberry, white strawberry! ! White strawberries are easy to transport. Shout a hundred times! 】

　　【There are red ones! I saw the dark red ones and wanted to eat them, so I’ll place an order for strawberries]

 【Local strawberries are 6.98 per pound, anchor I will buy them for 68 per pound, will you sell them】

 【These white strawberries are so big, I think the biggest one weighs 50 grams】

 【Speaking from experience, large strawberries are generally not tasty and tend to become hollow】

 【Strawberries with large fruit are easy to be hollowed out, and alpine strawberries are delicious. It is recommended to sow them in high mountains】

　　【Your experience and mine should be different from the anchor…】

 【Gaoshan has low appearance, is small and not red, and is not easy to sell】

  【Do anchors still need to consider whether to sell? 】

The strawberries were ripe enough for everyone to eat, so Qiao Qiao didn’t pick them—after all, she didn’t have any tools! Moreover, he had just eaten tomatoes and Zhang Yanping had eaten radish, so they were both quite satisfied.

 And the netizens in the live broadcast room cried even louder——

　　【Anchor, you have changed, you used to eat it for us to see】

　　【I am really sick. Even if the anchor feeds it to me, I will suffer. If I don’t eat it, I will suffer even more】

　　【Anchor, take a bite and treat it like everyone else has eaten it】

  【What kind of willpower is there to be able to resist eating strawberries when I see them? 】

Qiao Qiao looked at the time and said happily: “Brother Yan Ping, it was broadcast for an hour and a half today!”

Barrage:…

 …

At this moment, Lu Chuan in the imperial capital also received news from Song Tan:

  【Are you free on January 3rd? I’ll bring you two boxes of strawberries. 】

 Lu Chuan:…

 It’s a lie to say you don’t want it, after all it’s a strawberry! But if you say you want it, will the other party come to the imperial capital? If we meet…

He hesitated for a moment, and before he could reply, he saw the other party and said again: “I originally wanted to bring you a few bags of cow and sheep dung, but it’s inconvenient. Let’s do it next time.” 】

 Lu Chuan was a little anxious—Why is it inconvenient? Use sheep manure as a base fertilizer for potted plants in winter. The flowers will grow especially vigorously next spring! He usually purchases online himself!

After much deliberation, he couldn’t be too direct, so he had to change the direction tactfully: “Are you coming to the imperial capital?”

Song Tan was choosing a strawberry packaging box. He glanced at his phone and replied casually: “Well, there will be a selection in Emperor’s Capital at the beginning of next month. My vegetables and fruits are participating, and I just happened to be there.”

“But I brought a lot of things. I’m afraid I won’t be able to put them in the trunk when I rent a car later, so I’ll bring the manure with me when I come to have the pig-killing feast.”

  Rent a car…

Lu Chuan thought of the SUV gathering dust in the garage.

 But in the end, he said nothing and simply replied:

 “Okay, thank you very much.”

 At the same time, I opened my business card and pushed a few to it: [This is a car rental agency with good reputation and service in Imperial City, and the charges are also appropriate]

  【In addition, the drivers they cooperate with are experienced drivers with more than 15 years of driving experience in Imperial City. If you need to rent a car with a driver, their route planning will be particularly suitable. 】

 At the very least, it’s much better than him who doesn’t go out much.

 Update 2.