A Bowl of Jjajang, The Son-in-Law of Jegalse - Chapter 590



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The Great Battle of Jeongma

Yeah, maybe I was feeling it.

No, he was definitely in denial.

If a man or woman is healthy based on their previous life, the chance of becoming pregnant within 3 months without any special contraception is 57 percent.

Within six months, 72 percent should have become pregnant.

I have many wives, so the odds are probably low, but considering the time we’ve had so far, I’d expect at least one out of six to have had good news.

When I look into my heart, I realize that I was just denying it, but I also had thoughts that I might be like this.

But when I confirmed the reality as if I was confirming the truth, I felt truly empty.

The love, no, the tears, that I shed while responding to the wishes of wives who wanted children.

Because it was a meaningless effort.

And I felt like my heart was torn apart by the fact that I couldn’t grant my wives’ wishes.

The baby that all wives want so badly.

Because it meant that I could not leave behind any descendants who resembled them or resembled me.

I felt like I was thrown into this vast universe alone, like an animal that would eventually face extinction alone.

‘I was an endangered species. Sob.’

“No, no, no.”

Cheong-i supports me as I stumble over the shocking truth.

My five wives jumped out of their seats and ran towards me, supporting me.

“Gaga! Are you okay?”

“My lord!”

“Unrang! Are you okay? Come to your senses.”

“Teacher! It’s okay. I’m sure there’s a way.”

“Eun-gong, So-so is okay. So don’t worry about it.”

My wives must have been extremely shocked, but I shed tears at the sight of them worrying about me.

Mimi had to give birth to a disciple, and the Beast Palace, Jegal Se, and Namgung Se all needed someone to carry on the line, so even though my husband was incompetent(?), he was worried about me.

And the surprised voices of the craftsmen following from the side.

“T-That’s possible!? My, my son-in-law can’t get pregnant!”

“S, my son-in-law is a, a son-in-law!?”

“Oh, no, it’s not a concubine, it’s a concubine who can’t conceive, right?”

“No, for a martial artist, it means that if your danjeon is broken, you won’t be able to put your internal energy into your fist even if you swing it. For a martial artist, that’s a failure…”

The shocked and bewildered looks of the craftsmen.

Perhaps because I was flustered, I could faintly hear words pouring salt on my wounds, but in the meantime, Master Zhuge Liang’s voice was directed at Okso-gyo.

“Isn’t there a cure? Since you brought it up like this, there must be a cure. Isn’t that right, Elder Jade?”

For some reason, the craftsman feels certain that he has a cure.

Everyone looked at Master Zhuge Liang in surprise at those words.

Because it is none other than Zhuge Liang.

If you think about it, aren’t you the best brain in the Central Plains martial arts world?

‘Sir, really?’

At Zhuge Zhang’s question, the noisy noise in the room suddenly died down, and everyone’s eyes turned to Ok So-gyo’s mouth.

With a single sliver of hope.

Then, Ok So-gyo slowly nodded with a smile on her face.

“Yes, of course there is a cure.”

‘Is this really there!?’

With just one word from Okso-gyo, I felt like the soul that had fallen into hell was saved and ascended to heaven.

I thought I was destined to be a seedless watermelon for the rest of my life, but fortunately, it seems like there is a way.

It was a moment when the already calm atmosphere turned into cheers.

“Ohhhhh!”

“Oh, as expected! I was surprised for no reason!”

“Oh my… I thought my family lineage would end with me, so I’m shocked.”

“Gaga, look. There’s a cure. You’re crying for nothing. Now, quickly wipe away your tears.”

“Eun-gong, it was nothing serious. Thank goodness.”

“Unrang, why are you crying over something like this? Stop now. Our Unrang is weak-hearted and that’s a problem.”

I, too, barely came to my senses, feeling as if my soul had been saved.

“Wh, what is it!? That method. If you just cure me, I will treat you as my benefactor for the rest of my life!”

And when he told Okso-gyo that he would treat him as his benefactor for the rest of his life, Okso-gyo nodded with a satisfied smile.

“Benefactor? Um… Yes. Of course I should. I should be truly grateful for the rest of my life. Definitely.”

“Of course! Lee, Ryu-cheong will definitely do so!”

Okso-gyo asked me again and again, as if he was making a promise.

Ok So-gyo glanced at Cheonma, glanced around the crowd, then opened his mouth to explain again.

“Well then, let me tell you the treatment.

Didn’t I explain that the accumulated turbid energy of the Yeokcheoncheonhyeol affects the vital energy and soul, thereby clouding the essence of a man, where the most yang energy is accumulated?

So you’re saying that pregnancy isn’t possible?”

According to the explanation of Oksogyo, my symptom is a symptom of turbid energy accumulating in the upper abdomen due to Yeokcheoncheonhyeol or something.

This is a feeling that keeps rising even after being sucked out, so when I spoke to Cheonma, he said that he was not able to remove all the turbid energy.

No, to be exact, I meant that it would pile up again.

As everyone nodded to Okso-gyo’s question, Okso-gyo’s story continued.

“Then you might think that if you just suck out the stool, you can get pregnant, but that’s true, but it’s impossible.

“No matter how much you suck it out, the turbid energy will soon accumulate in the upper part of the Yeokcheoncheonhyeol.”

“It’s true that the filthy energy accumulates as criminals live in the world, so it’s impossible to completely remove it. Even if you suck it all out, it’ll just build up again, so it’ll be even harder for someone who absorbs filthy energy faster than others.”

Now that you’ve explained it to me, I finally understand what the situation is.

Since turbid air is not a good thing for the average person, when the concentration increases, it can cause minor illnesses and eventually lead to death when it reaches a certain level. It felt like my body was absorbing turbid air like a sponge, and because of the high concentration of turbid air, it was difficult for me to get someone pregnant.

“Yes. So, in order for the Yeokcheoncheonhyeol to make ordinary women pregnant, the heaven and the earth must meet as a person and form the three talents.”

“Are you saying that heaven and earth meet through humanity and create the three great calamities?”

Okso-gyo suddenly started saying things that sounded like something a Taoist priest would say.

It seemed like what she was saying was related to the introduction to martial arts.

Because things like Cheon-ni, Jin-ni, and Sam-jae are all related to Taegeuk.

I also learned a little bit about it when I was studying the Samjae Simbeop, but to me, who didn’t know about higher realms, I couldn’t understand what it meant.

When I look at my wives, they are still blinking.

At that moment, Master Zhuge Liang’s words were heard from the side.

“Heaven and earth meet as a person? Since the blood of the son-in-law is called Yeokcheoncheonhyeol, then, it seems that there is a blood called Yeokcheonjihyeol. And since it is said that the two meet as a person and create three disasters. That is···. I guess I should interpret it this way.

If it is Samjae, it is the place where all things are born at the same time as chaos. Heaven and earth must meet as humans to give birth to life? No, they must perform the act of giving birth to life?”

‘What the heck is this?’

No matter how much I, a smart person, tried to explain Zhuge Liang’s explanation, it all came down to one conclusion.

It was a ridiculous idea that I, a person with a reverse celestial bloodline, would meet a woman with a reverse celestial bloodline and have a child, or at least have the act of giving birth.

When I looked at Cheong-i at the absurd news, Cheong-i also opened her eyes wide and looked at me.

Ok So-gyo nodded his head in response to Master Zhuge Liang’s words and spoke with a pleased expression.

“As expected, it is the wisdom of Zhuge Liang, the best in the Central Plains. You got it right. The original nature of takgi is to gather and gather energy.

That is why, if you hold a woman with a reverse heavenly acupoint who has a huge amount of magical energy in her lower abdomen, the turbid energy will flow towards her.

Even if the Yeokcheoncheonhyeol constitution is one that absorbs turbid energy, if all the turbid energy in the body, even the turbid energy that can only be eliminated through a complete transformation, disappears, there will be a few days for the turbid energy to build up again.

“It is easy to add to the energy that already exists, but it is very difficult to accumulate energy that does not exist at all.”

‘No, teacher?’

What I mean is, if I find the woman with the reverse trance and add one more wife to make seven wives, and establish slave work without holidays, my seedless watermelon will be fixed.

The explanation was that if I hug that woman, all the negative energy inside me will be sucked out by the woman, and I will become sterile, or rather, free of negative energy, and for a few days, I will become a watermelon with seeds until new negative energy accumulates.

It is said that the Lord Jesus Christ created the heavens and the earth in six days and rested on the seventh day, so how can He ask such a harsh life of the only Lamb of the Central Plains?

But if you had to decide between a life without holidays and a watermelon with seeds, there was only one choice.

‘Brother Cross! Didn’t you also rest on the seventh day!?’

So, after a long time of complaining to the Cross Brother about the harsh fate, he asked Okso-gyo.

I know how to fix it, but it’s rare for someone like me to have a reverse tidal wave, so it’s clear that someone like me with a reverse tidal wave would be even rarer.

“But Elder Ok. That reverse tidal current isn’t that common, is it….”

Elder Ok smiled brightly at my question.

The elder said with a strange smile.

“You don’t have to worry, Cheongun-nim. There’s someone like that closer than you think.”

“Yes? You’re close?”

My thoughts stopped for a moment when I heard that Okso Bridge was nearby.

Let’s think about what the words of the Oxo Church mean, and one thought crosses our minds for a moment.

When I looked at Okso-gyo in surprise, all the wives except Yeong-yeong were looking at Okso-gyo in shock.

Including the craftsmen.

That was because it was clear that the person nearby was Okso-gyo.

Now that his identity has been revealed, it is clear that he wants to serve me as his husband, judging by the fact that he suddenly calls me Cheongun-nim.

“Sir, is what I think right!?”

“Maybe?”

As expected, Okso-kyo answered my question with a smile.

Somehow, when I entered the room earlier, my mother’s expression was dark. It was clear that she was depressed because she had to connect her coworker with her son.

The wives also all look embarrassed.

“Hey, I never thought the seventh one would be Elder Ok.”

“Oh, are you sure, Cheong-ah?”

“I, I don’t know either.”

The voices of artisans who were shocked could also be heard.

“No, you’re saying I should take the elder of the Heavenly Demon Sect as my wife, just like my daughter!?”

“What, what is this···.”

Then, Okso-gyo, who had been listening to our story, shouted with a face that turned red.

“Wh, what kind of nonsense is that! I, I’m not! I’m not the only one here!”

“Yes? No? T, T then!?”

The necks of all the others who turn away at the words that they are not the ones of the Okso Church.

Everyone was looking at the mother’s face.

‘Sir, really, Mom!?’

If that were the reason why my mother’s expression was dark, then it would be understandable.

Oh, what kind of cruel twist of fate is this?

It was clearly a better choice than the unknown Okso religion, but this was morally and ethically wrong.

‘If this is true, I’ll just live on a seedless watermelon!’

There was a time when I thought this was absolutely impossible.

My mother, who had her head down with a dark face, was receiving people’s gaze and only then realized that people were looking at her.

When his mother, who had regained consciousness, raised her head and looked confused, not knowing what was going on, Ok So-gyo looked at her and seemed to be sending a signal.

Then, after a while, my mother’s eyes widened.

My mother made eye contact with me, quickly shook her head, and then looked to one side.

It feels clear that he is saying no.

My mother’s gaze seemed to indicate that it was not me but someone else. I followed that gaze in a panic.

As I followed my mother’s gaze, what caught my eye was Cheonma, who was turning her head slightly away, unable to meet my gaze, with slightly flushed cheeks.

Cheonma glanced at me with an expression that clearly showed his embarrassment.

‘what!?’

He quickly turned his head towards his mother and gave her a look as if to ask if that was really true, but what he got in return was an unbelievable truth.

My mother closed her eyes tightly and nodded toward me.

And looking at that sight, I had the thought that if I did something wrong today, a great battle between good and evil could break out.

Because of me.