A Lie Has Become Reality - A Lie Has Become Reality chapter 52
52 – Armband Survival
Friendly.
It is a derivative word used to disparage excessive friendship among users that tarnish the original meaning and function of the community.
Another commonly used word is also called jjamokjil.
Then, why is excessive friendship within the community so taboo?
The reason is simple.
Because the more friendship there is, the more the community grows.
“It’s over as soon as armbands gossip about each other.”
No matter how close you are to each other, words will eventually come out.
I know because I put half of my life into communication.
As I am famous, I have to manage the gallery more transparently so that there is no gossip.
[ Cha Tae-hoon: Voice actor. ]
[ Hot Potato: Your brother. ]
[ Cha Tae-hoon: When can I give you the manager ticket? ]
[ Hot Potato : Ha ha ha ha ha ]
[Byuli Barry: I want to quickly take off the armband too. ]
[Bam Seoha: Me too! I’m bored to death I only curse. ]
[ Saetbyeol = 3: Ha ha ha ha That’s why you should have put it down like me. ]
And it seems that everyone has learned the role of an armband.
When asked if they would like to work for money, they were stubborn.
Now it seems that everyone has made up their mind.
Since they are busy people in their current lives and not those who are struggling with money, I was fully convinced.
[ Hot Potato: If anyone wants to stop wearing armbands this time, just give him one hand. ]
[ Bam Seoha: Me! ]
[ Byul Barry: Hand ]
[ I Love You: Hand ]
[ HULK : Hand ]
[ Cha Tae-hoon: Should I listen? ]
Currently, Epic of Seven Gallery has a total of four armbands under manager Cha Tae-hoon.
Byul Barry, Bam Seoha, I Love You, Hulk.
And four of them raised their hands.
Rather, it went well.
Anyway, everyone who knows that we are close friends already knows.
The fact that no special words come out means that Cha Tae-hoon took good care of it and did not engage in social activities that were offensive to the community.
It’s not a bad picture to completely change the water at this point.
[ Hot Potato: I will post a notice today. ]
[ Cha Tae-hoon: You? If you do, that’s fine with me. ]
After all, community management is also a manpower battle.
Things that come up sizzlingly in the gaps without armbands. And even Buntanggeul and Gorosi full of life.
Wild horses running on the meadow without being afraid of being blocked always reside in the gallery.
Thanks to this, galleries without armbands tend to go bankrupt in an instant.
Eraser is the nickname of an armband.
[ Hot Potato: We have to pull aggro again. ]
As always, I hate being bothered.
But honestly, the admin label is a bit tempting.
To solve this dilemma, we need talented armbands, but that is not easy either.
Working with armbands is more arduous than you might think.
It is basic to manually check and delete all kinds of disgusting memes that vomit just by looking at them.
If you do a little wrong, you have to go up on the scaffold that day and become the target of all kinds of sniper posts.
I have to take all these risks without receiving a single penny, but who would step out to wear an armband?
“That doesn’t mean there isn’t a way.”
Work efficiency ultimately comes from workers’ salaries.
Therefore, armbands who work without pay are bound to have poor work efficiency.
In other words, the solution is simple.
It’s enough to roll it the way capitalism does.
Ssiik-
I twisted my mouth and pressed my face to the computer monitor and started pounding on the keyboard.
“D.P.’S first… Armband survival begins…… “
I’m going to innovate.
****
[Title] ( Author : ㅇㅇ )
Come in, erasers
[Text]
I just got a splurge.
Can I run?
Tadaktaktak-
Today, too, I was banging on the keyboard and communicating.
What is the real fun of communication?
Sharing quality information? Sounds funny.
The real fun of communication is a tightrope walking no matter what anyone says.
[Comment]
-(HULK) Will it work?
ㄴ(ㅇㅇ) I know you guys will pick it up anyway.
(HULK) Don’t pick it up.
B(ㅇㅇ) Halcops talking back?
(HULK) What is Halcops?
B(ㅇㅇ) Grandma Investigation Corps Hal Cops.
(HULK) Do you want to search for s*x?
Epic of Seven Gallery.
As a recently established gallery, the Epic of Seven Gallery has also been crowded with the success of the Epic of Seven game.
The more people there are in the gallery, the more thrilling this is.
Because the more reactions, the better.
I unpacked the pre-selected yajjal one by one in the gallery.
[Title] G
[Title] Wool
[Title] Te
[Title] Side
[Title] G
[Title] War
Look at [Title]
Posts deleted at an alarming rate less than a minute after they were posted.
I was writing posts one after another in order not to lose to the speed of deletion.
This IP is blocked for [Obscene content].
Available time: 20xx / xx / xx 01:33
“Wow, that’s f*cking fast.”
I burst out in low-key admiration at the armband’s speed.
As expected, these bastards must receive at least 300 per month.
Isn’t there no way I can show you how to get things done so quickly and without pay?
And to see if I’m the only one who thinks so, posts admiring the armband that perfectly performed the role of an eraser began to come up.
[Title]
They say they will give you 300 per month if you wear an Eosegal armband, is that true?
[Text]
[Comment]
-Raised. They say they get 500 now.
No? Eat raw armbands;
ㄴㅇㅇ 500 after tax + quarterly bonus + holiday expenses + self-development expenses + meals provided + children’s tuition support.
Bhahahahaha.
-The manager said they get more.
N These days, even an eraser has human rights.
Pushup-
As expected, nothing feels as good as hitting an armband.
Click-
I moved my mouse and clicked on the IP bypass program I had installed.
Among the listed countries, Korea was selected and detoured to another domestic IP.
From noble mtl dot com
If you delete a post, you can upload it again, and if you block an IP, you can bypass the blocked IP.
I wrote an additional post to roll more armband monthly 300 rice cakes.
[Title] ( Author : ㅇㅇ )
Eose 3 gallons say you get 1000 gallons a month and 500 armbands a month?
[Text]
All of the armbands are full-time workers and the welfare is generous.
Do not skip work, Hassan.
[Comment]
-(ㅇㅇ) Isn’t that obvious? There’s no way you don’t have a job when you’re going to bed all day long hahahaha
ㄴ(ㅇㅇ) ㄴㅇ It’s possible because I’m sweeping the money while I’m cleaning it hahahaha
-(ㅇㅇ) ㅇㅇㅋㅋㅋ
-(Kim Seo-yeon, Seo-yeon) There is a poor person who does not have a job and does nothing? Lie ♡
-(Kanna) I’ve been taking the armband test for 10 years now, and this is ㅇㅇ.
-(Bam Seoha) I’m going to block all of them! Lol!
“Where……”
I’m going crazy.
As expected, I don’t like this taste.
I sighed for a while, suppressing the burst of laughter.
While I was refreshing and enjoying the running comments, a comment written a few seconds ago caught my attention.
-(ㅇㅇ) Why is this real?
Hmm? What are you talking about
Did a new rice cake circulate?
I checked the whole post just in case.
“What is this? Armband survival?”
A post at the very top caught my eye.
What is this unusual number of likes for a post that hasn’t been uploaded in a while?
I checked the author’s nickname out of curiosity.
“Crazy, hot potato?”
Hot potatoes.
He is by far the best name in Epic of Seven.
Is it only Epic of Seven?
DPI Outside I can be sure that no one has as much influence as this human in all the galleries.
“Isn’t this a manager ticket?”
I was the flagship.
The red icon next to the hot potato is the title icon that symbolizes the manager of the gallery.
Where is Cha Tae-hoon, the former manager, and is the hot potato coming from here?
As if bewitched, I clicked on a post freshly written by a hot potato.
[Title] ( By : Hot Potato )
Diffy’s first armband survival started.
[Text]
Heh everyone.
Are you surprised that I suddenly have a manager ticket? Lol
An older brother named Cha Tae-hoon, who opened the Epic of Seven Gallery for the first time and has been managing it until now, handed over the manager to me because he had a current life issue.
Not only that, but all 4 armbands who have managed the gallery so far (Byuli Bari, Bam Seoha, HULK, Saranghaeparu) said they would give up their armband positions.
There will be a big gap in the gallery management staff soon, so I’m going to pull out the armband ha.
The reason why the title is Armband Survival is simple.
We’re going to pick a total of 5 armbands, but of course it’s not just about picking them without pay.
1) Salary 300 per month after tax
2) “Unconditionally” Work according to the gallery rules and guidelines.
3) Qualifications: Only Eose gallers with a history of activity before the Epic of Seven Cataclysm update (before February 1, 20xx) can apply.
4) Salary negotiation once a year.
5) Once every 6 months, one armband with the lowest reputation and disloyalty to work is to be retrieved. (Excluding floating, it will be decided by gonic vote. If you have a good opinion, please comment a)
6) If you dive for more than 2 days without a justifiable reason, or if you use the armband while ignoring the rules and abusing your power, the armband will be immediately retrieved on the spot.
Gallers who want to apply for armbands can write ‘support’ in the comments.
I will contact you separately after checking your activity history.
Wish a lot of support ㅋ
“What crazy?!”
What? Armband Survival?
I was speechless at the contents of the text I had never heard of.
The content of the text was truly shocking.
The salary is 300 per month, but it is possible to negotiate annual salary?
Even once every six months, the armband with the lowest performance is replaced.
“…… “
What kind of gallery did you pay for an eraser and get lost?
I burst into laughter at the absurdity.
I checked the comments with a dumbfounded face.
[Comments] (+131)
-???? hahahahaha
What is this? hahahahaha
B Eraser Survival 10 hahahahaha
-Support
-Support
-Wow, this popcorn is just right.
There will be a festival every 6 months hahahahaha
Are you crazy?
Eraser 300 per month is a reality…
B annual salary negotiations are f*cking funny ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ The erasers will bite and crack down.
The gallery looks like it will be cleaned up.
-Support
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Huh.
The comment window was burning with splendor.
The name “Hot Potato” Is also worthy of the name, but the content itself is no longer of this world.
What is the structure of the brain to come up with such an idea?
“I can’t stand this.”
300 Per month while communicating?
How can I put up with this?
Because of the know-how I have accumulated over the years, I have the confidence to manage the gallery better than anyone else.
After logging in, I carefully finished writing comments.
-Support