A Stuffed Cheonma in my Head - Chapter 200
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Episode 200. I am called the Storm of Coolness.
I glided across the ice, holding Hurd in my arms.
Then I looked down and saw Hurd, who was surprisingly holding me quietly.
I was planning on fighting until I turned everything around, but I’m really disappointed to get caught so easily.
I said it out of concern.
“Excuse me, noble lady. I’m telling you this so that you don’t misunderstand. This is kidnapping. Are you going to be kidnapped so easily? Are you not going to put up a fuss?”
Hurd, who had been looking behind him until then, raised his head and looked at me.
“Shall we rebel?”
“yes.”
Hurd stared at me blankly for a moment, then shook his head.
“I don’t want to do it.”
“why?”
“Just. My heart.”
“No, if it’s going to be like this, why don’t you just stop bothering me and go back when I said I would.”
As I grumbled, Hurd reached out and pinched my cheek.
“Oh, you keep talking back to the noble lady?”
“That girl is crazy.”
Hurd said, gently releasing the cheek he had pinched.
“… … You understand. A lady’s heart is like a reed.”
“Miss, do you want to be tied up tightly with reeds?”
Hurd smiled broadly.
“That might not be so bad.”
“……eww.”
I got goosebumps a little bit.
“Miss, I want to throw you. Into a cliff or a fire pit or something.”
“If you throw it, you die.”
I didn’t want to die, so I carried her through the crowd in the square.
Perhaps because the commotion started on the other side, people here were still standing there blankly without running away.
Then, when I suddenly appeared as an ice god, they were busy running away.
“Get back!”
“He’s taking Lady Soyoung!”
“Calm down! Deploy a siege net!”
Anyway, their goal was to safely reclaim the noble lady in my arms, so instead of chasing me blindly, they formed an encirclement from afar and slowly closed in.
The Heavenly Horse praised them.
[You’re smart. You’re well trained.]
I could tell just from that that these Richie Tello bastards were different from the other trash noble bastards.
Under the command of the knights, the soldiers began to slowly close the encirclement, pushing back the men.
“hmm.”
I stopped moving forward in a straight line, taking in the sight, and changed it into a curve.
It slowly began to circle in a large circle.
Hurd asked.
“Why don’t you run away right away?”
“I’ll get it off in one go.”
“how?”
“Just watch quietly.”
He can’t use his hands because he’s holding the noble lady with both of his hands.
Since there are restrictions, you can’t just beat them up and get away with it.
I had no choice but to change my plans.
But if you keep running around like this, it might be annoying.
We need to widen the gap a lot. All at once.
As the siege tightened, I drew a circle that got smaller and smaller.
While gliding gracefully across the white ice, drawing many circles like that.
I noticed one of the little ones who couldn’t run away was just standing there blankly staring at me.
The guy muttered while looking at me.
“… … Ashvan of the Half-Sword?”
Has my reputation already been known here?
I couldn’t help but smile with pride.
I threw the noble lady I was holding upwards with all my might.
“You’re going to die!”
Hurd’s menacing roar stretched out and rose high into the sky.
“Your Majesty!”
“Hey hey hey…! How dare that crazy bastard attack Lord Soyoung!”
“I’ll take it! You catch him!”
The surprised cries of loyal soldiers and the orders of the loyal knights were heard.
Whatever.
I confirmed that the noble lady was flying along the trajectory I had imagined, then smiled at the brat.
It was a refreshing laugh, even to me.
“Nice to meet you, boy. I am the Storm of Coolness.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the knight wrapped his arms around the boy and pulled him backwards as if he was evacuating him, and almost at the same time, spears flew in from all directions.
I jumped up and dodged lightly.
Chachachachacha!
Sharp spears crisscrossed in a circle where I was.
I jumped up and caused a gust of wind to engulf my entire body in an instant.
As I twisted my body in the air and did a spin, the wind blew even stronger.
I spun around so fast that I was propelled by the strong wind and launched into the air, stepping on the intersecting windows below.
“ha ha ha!”
In an instant, the ground grew distant and the sky grew closer.
My heart turned blue.
I soared high into the sky and hugged Hurd, who had just reached her highest point, like a princess.
At the same time, he presented a blue smile to the noble lady.
“Hello, miss. The air is a little cold.”
Hurd, very angry, pinched my cheek hard.
“I told you not to throw it!”
“Gyaaaah!”
I ran like a storm over the building, unfolding my lightness while having my cheeks bitten by the spicy noble lady.
It seems like it got faster because my cheeks were being ripped off?
The soldiers were unable to catch up right away because they had formed a circle to form an encirclement.
Thanks to that, we easily shook off the soldiers and leisurely ran across the rooftops of the city to escape.
I smiled proudly, having become a successful kidnapper.
“Kidnapping successful.”
Hurd glared at me.
“Well done.”
“I’m a little hungry. What do you want for dinner?”
“Where is the kidnapper who asks such a kind question?”
“That’s right. I’m a bit of a revolutionary kidnapper. What if this case starts a revolution in the kidnapping world?”
Hurd chuckled and rubbed his eyes.
“Tears are welling up in my eyes.”
I asked, unfolding my wings.
“Where should I take you, young lady?”
The girl said with a quiet smile.
“Sherwood, please.”
* * *
After leaving the city, I joined up with Shushuruta and Linda who had gone out ahead of me.
They all rode the dark blue tiger spirit together.
As we walked, I explained to Hurd my travels in the Blake Kingdom in more detail.
In between, Shushuruta and Linda’s testimonies continued.
Maybe it was because they had seen my martial arts and lightness, but I felt like they were listening more attentively than before.
Even that was hard to believe, and there were many cases where people tilted their heads in confusion.
After the story was over, I asked a question that had been on my mind the whole time.
“I have a question.”
“What is it?”
“If your original name was Richieello, where did the name Everett come from?”
“… … .”
Hurd closed his mouth for a moment.
As someone with a keen eye, I quickly realized the answer.
“You didn’t make it up? Somehow, it feels so—”
“It’s my late mother’s name.”
“… … It’s so good that it will shine brightly in my heart forever.”
I narrowly escaped a crisis.
I tapped my back from behind and saw Shushuruta and Linda waving their hands.
When it comes to my ability to improvise, no one can match me.
[That ugly guy.]
I left Hurd alone for a moment, lost in thought.
Everett is the name of my deceased mother.
I don’t know the details, but I think this guy’s life must have been quite a twist and turn.
Not all nobles are the same.
As I did, I guess I lived while hiding one or two pains from the past.
‘Everyone has a name buried in their hearts.’
Just like Tina was to me.
Hurd had Everett.
Looking at it this way, it seemed like everyone here was just people with twisted life histories.
An orphan from a back alley who has never seen her parents’ faces, a beast girl who was abandoned in the mountains and raised with wolves, a madman who was kidnapped and forcefully injected with poison, and a noble girl who left her family for unknown reasons.
It’s a gathering of people with similar lives.
Suddenly the captain’s words came to mind.
‘Do you know why I created a mercenary group?’
‘why?’
‘I just wanted to live well with these worthless guys. That was it.’
I looked at the back of Hurd’s head, who had become silent, and muttered quietly.
“Was that so… … .”
They say that a place makes a person.
After taking the position of captain, the things he had been seeing began to come into view little by little.
* * *
We talked a lot as we moved to Milestone where Sherwood’s hideout was.
In the process, Hurd also became quite friendly with the guys.
Linda was a bit wary at first, but as Hurd showed off his various magic tricks, she was soon captivated and won over.
… … I’m not a kid.
It seemed like the romantic thief Shushuruta, who steals people’s hearts, was starting a conversation by asking, “What is your favorite food? I like dried fruit.”
The guy was also fascinated by Hurd’s spirit magic, and his eyes sparkled as he poured out questions about spirits.
… … They say they are stealing my heart, but I feel like it is actually being stolen from me.
Well, it doesn’t matter.
From the beginning, that guy’s theory was that you had to give your heart first to win the other person’s heart.
We moved along, talking a lot.
Of course, it wasn’t a distance that could be covered in one day, so we camped out here and there.
Camping became a lot easier with the addition of the spirit master.
Because the spirits did the work that would normally be done by humans.
With just a few words, the spirit master would summon the spirits to gather firewood, light a fire, and prepare a place to sleep.
Shushuruta and Linda fell asleep first, and I sat around the campfire with my old colleague.
It was adults’ time.
The adults were not very talkative, so we spent a long time just staring at the crackling campfire in silence.
Of course, it wasn’t just the two of us.
All the spirits that followed Hurd split into two groups and came out and attacked Hurd.
It was Hud Pa and Ashvan Pa.
I’ve reached the point where I just give up because no matter how much I try to chase it away, it keeps clinging to me.
I left them to do as they pleased.
I gave my arms around the spirits here and there and watched the bonfire while surrounded by them.
Now I see that there is a spirit in the bonfire too.
It was a lizard-like creature, and it was sleeping soundly inside, perhaps because the fire was cozy.
I was watching the guy sleeping with curiosity, and then I suddenly raised my head.
My eyes met with Hurd’s, who was staring blankly at me.
Hurd stared at me quietly… and then burst into tears again.
I sighed.
“Stop crying. Are you a crybaby Viola?”
“… … But. I really thought you were dead.”
When Hud cried, the spirits licked her and rubbed their heads to comfort her.
I looked at the sobbing Hurd and turned my gaze to the campfire.
“Have you heard anything about the other guys?”
Hurd answered, rubbing his eyes.
“I heard that Hearts and Sorou are causing trouble in the North.”
“I heard that too. That multiple personality guy is going to be there causing trouble until winter comes.”
“Should we wait for the monster wave?”
“Well. Anyway, I’ll go see him once he calms down a bit. What about the rest?”
Hurd shook his head.
“I haven’t heard anything either because I’m buried in paperwork.”
Knock knock knock
I looked at the campfire for a moment and asked in a low voice.
“… … Any news from Siri?”
“I haven’t seen Siri since then. I haven’t heard anything about it either.”
“When was the last time you saw me?”
“When. When we were setting up your grave next to that girl named Tina in Schirnberg. The last time I saw you was when you were hugging your grave and crying in the rain.”
It wasn’t hard to imagine Siri crying sadly in the rain.
“… … Is that so?”
A conversation I had with that guy one day vaguely came to mind.
– Brother! Where are you going?
-I’m going to break the devil’s head.
-Come on! Let’s go together!
The boy’s innocent voice seemed to faintly ring in my ears.
‘… … Siri. Where did you go?’
I found her smile in the flickering flames.
* * *
I’m back.
To milestones.
Hurd looked around the streets of Milestone with a surprised look on his face.
“Why is it so empty? There’s no one here.”
But this is actually an increase compared to when I first came.
It looks like people are slowly gathering around the news that Sherwood has returned.
“There will be more and more.”
I took Hurd, who was looking around the streets again, and headed to the hideout.
Hurd asked.
“Is Uncle Sven still here?”
“Okay, let’s get this straight. Shall we go out for dinner?”
“Okay. What about you guys?”
Shushuruta answered in an excited tone.
“Okay. Pig’s feet are always welcome.”
Linda asked with a puzzled look on her face.
“What is pig’s feet?”
By the way, this was Linda’s first time here.
Shushuruta rolled his eyes as if he found it pitiful.
“Don’t you even know pig’s feet?”
… … I didn’t know about the map until recently.
Linda was devastated by Shushuruta’s nagging.
“This is my first time hearing about it.”
Shushuruta explained to Linda about pig’s feet with a smug expression on his face, as if he was teaching her a trick.
“You mean pig’s feet… … .”
Seeing Linda listening to that again intently made me laugh.
I chuckled and walked towards the hideout.
Sherwood’s hideout, which we arrived at like that.
“What, what’s going on?”
For some reason, soldiers wearing armor were lined up in front of the hideout with a murderous aura.
People were buzzing about what was going on.
When I looked closely, I could hear the sharp screams coming from inside the hideout and even outside.
As I hurried to the hideout to see what was going on, a knight blocked my way.
“Stop.”
“… … ?”
“Baroness Montgomery is on her way. Does she have any business with you?”
“What are you saying?”
“If you have permission, please ask first―”
Crack-
A clear sound echoed through the street.
……dump.
The knight who had been speaking solemnly fell unconscious with one slap.
The soldiers just blinked at the sudden turn of events.
“It’s my house, what kind of permission is this?”
I grumbled and walked towards the hideout without hesitation.
Hurd followed me with a small smile.
“Your personality is still the same.”
The Thousand Horses Are Stuffed in My Head Episode 201