A Stuffed Cheonma in my Head - Chapter 222



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Episode 222. The story didn’t quite end.

Dauphin’s eyes shook violently.

I doubted my eyes. No, I couldn’t believe it.

A weakling who tried to save the villagers by attacking a stronger demon, but was seriously injured and was chased for days, bleeding profusely, before finally throwing himself off the foggy cliff with the demon.

A bastard who was sent to look after the lord’s son’s sword, but was beaten up by a brat who was holding a sword for the first time in his life and passed out horribly.

A miser who acted like a stickler who couldn’t be seen spending a single penny, and then an idiot who spent all the money he had saved from decades of mercenary work on buying a grave for his long-dead friend.

Ashvan.

He was right.

“Uh, how… … ?”

Dauphin fell to his knees, his arms trembling.

I was so surprised that the strength left my legs.

Ashvan grumbled in displeasure, running one hand through his hair.

“Hey, why does this hat keep slipping down?”

Dauphin approached on his knees and grabbed Ashvan’s leg.

“Ashvan. Is that really you? Is that you? Did you come back alive from that cliff, filled with endless, opaque, mist?”

“Oh, let go of these. They’re new pants. They’re going to get blood on you. I didn’t even draw my sword when I fought those guys because I was afraid of getting blood on them.”

But the Dauphin held onto his leg and wouldn’t let go.

Instead, he shook it roughly.

“Ashvan. Are you right? If you are, say something crazy.”

“Ah, let go! It’s coming off!”

puck!

“100 million.”

Dauphin was knocked out by Ashvan’s nervous kick.

He lay there muttering like a madman as he watched Ashvan pull up his pants while grumbling.

“No. That can’t be. I clearly saw traces of it falling. I searched the surrounding area just in case. There was no trace of it. Then what is this thing in front of me? Why are its eyes as red as blood?”

The lying Dauphin stared intently at Ashvan.

“No, you never know. It could be a demon approaching you in his shell. Look at those eyes. They’re bloodshot like a demon’s. Is there any more sinister eye than that? I don’t think so.”

“What are you saying?”

Doping slowly got up from his seat, thinking about a question that only Ashvan could answer.

His luxurious blue coat was covered in dust, but he didn’t care.

Dauphin’s eyes sank more seriously than ever. He opened his mouth cautiously. A careful question flowed from his lips.

“What is the greeting custom in Shrimp Country?”

Ashvan answered.

“Hello, shrimp.”

Dauphin immediately spread his arms and rushed at Ashvan.

“Ashvan! This crazy bastard! That’s right!”

“go away.”

puck!

“100 million.”

Ashvan kicked the Dauphin who was running towards him, and the Dauphin fell to the ground on the roadside, kicking up dust.

Ashvan spoke in a tone that sounded like a cold wind was blowing.

“Stop talking nonsense and come at me. I owe you something.”

Dauphin turned his head while lying down and looked at Ashvan.

“You owe me something? What is it?”

“What the heck? When you came back after getting beaten up by that brat, you were having a blast. Don’t you remember?”

“……ah?”

Suddenly, memories of happy times flashed through Dauphin’s mind.

I remember the other guys and the kids surrounding Ashvan, who came back after getting beaten up by a brat.

-There’s a guy who came back after getting beaten up by a thirteen-year-old kid?

– Didn’t you say that this was your first time holding a sword?

-This kid. Are you crying? Are you crying?

– Heheheehe! Hahahaha!

“… … .”

Gureuk-

A streak of cold sweat ran down Dauphin’s back like a meteor shower.

“Haha, you too. Are you saying you kept that in your heart?”

Ashvan grinned.

It was a very ominous smile.

“Yes. I can’t forget it. It’s as vivid as yesterday.”

Ashvan’s head tilted crookedly.

A bloodshot light flowed from his eyes.

“But judging by your expression, it seems like you completely forgot about Do-hyung?”

“Me, me? Haha… How could that be? I was reflecting on it with all my might.”

“Well, that could be possible. After all, the perpetrator doesn’t remember.”

Dauphin smiled awkwardly, sweating profusely.

“ha ha ha…….”

Sling-

Ashvan raised his blood-red sword and pointed it at Dauphin.

“So, let me help you a little. To help you remember.”

Just then, clouds obscured the moon.

In the midst of the darkness, only Ashvan’s eyes and sword glowed with an eerie blood red.

At first glance, it looked like a demon from hell.

“Come at me. I came from the depths of hell to kick your ass.”

Dauphin slowly rose from his seat with both hands raised, calming down the demon—no, Ashvan.

“Ah, Ashvan, you bastard. Fighting right after meeting after such a long time, that’s not right. What would your sister say if she saw you? Let’s talk about it in our own words, okay? Let’s talk about what’s been going on. Let’s hear what happened. Most conflicts stem from misunderstandings, and at first glance, it may seem like a tangled ball of thread, but if you try to untangle it in words, you’ll realize that it started out as an incredibly thin thread—”

Phew!

Ashvan’s sword strike interrupted the Dauphin’s ragged words.

Dauphin quickly rolled to the side to avoid the attack.

Part of the hem was cut off.

If I hadn’t dodged, my arm would have been cut off.

“… … !”

The Dauphin’s eyes dilated.

“Hey! Are you really going to kill me?”

“Oh, one more thing.”

Ashvan added in a calm tone.

“I heard it from Hurd.”

“Wh, what?”

At the mention of Hurd’s name, Dauphin felt his back go cold without him knowing.

When did you come back and meet Hudmilla?

“You’ve been secretly receiving Gillentines from the enemy captain, wagging your tail and making your position as the leader of the Gillentine Corps seem meaningless?”

Wince!

“There was a reason why we couldn’t see Gillentine for so long. There was a reason why our operations failed time and time again. Are you using our sacred resolve to satisfy your petty selfish desires? It seems like our resolve to die for Gillentine was all a joke to you?”

“That, that―”

“Is it my fault for being deceived by the axe I trusted? If I get rid of the axe, I won’t get stabbed in the back. Right?”

“Ashvan! Shvan! Listen to me!”

“No, you are not given the right to speak. You will have to listen to me.”

Ashvan held the red-hot sword in both hands and raised it reverently in front of his chest like a knight.

“You sinful human being! I have returned from hell. I have crawled up from the red-hot lava-filled lower regions to judge you for the ridicule and injustice you have inflicted on me.”

Ashvan, who sternly rebuked the sinner, seemed like a judge from hell.

His voice echoed loudly through the back alley.

Even the sinless tremble.

“You Dauphin! You have confessed your sins!”

Ashvan swung his sword with a slash—a red, hellish flame that seemed to blaze.

“Rise up, sinner, and receive my slaughter!”

“This is crazy!”

Dauphin quickly got up and blocked his sword strike.

“Schwan, it’s my brother!”

“My brother’s a piece of shit!”

Wow!

‘Crazy! What power!’

Okay, let’s say I made a hundred concessions and somehow managed to get back from that cliff alive.

What the heck is this aura?

How did someone who couldn’t even use mana come back as a user in just half a year?

“Hahahaha! It’s time for sweet revenge, thief. Be judged!”

“Huh!”

Dauphin, feeling guilty, did not dare to attack and could only defend himself with the butterfly sword he was holding.

Compared to the fearsome blood-red sword, his small butterfly knife looked cute.

“The price is sweet, and Ketel’s intentions are high! The weight has tilted to one side. I am the guardian of balance. I must be punished!”

Zzz! Zzz! Zzz!

“Hahahaha!”

Although I tried my best to focus on defense, it was difficult to defend against a longsword with a short dagger.

Especially against a sword engulfed in that terrifying aura.

“Ashvan! Calm down! Are you really going to kill me!”

“Sinners, receive the aura!”

“Eww! This crazy kid!”

Dauphin dodged and struck Ashvan’s sword with a very embarrassed expression on his face.

He was originally a master of assassination and infiltration.

It wasn’t that he wasn’t specialized in this kind of fair and square confrontation, but the problem was that the crazy guy had become unbelievably strong.

Although it actually looked like he was swinging his sword haphazardly, he was throwing the blade without missing a single moment that appeared between movements.

‘Has it been half a year since that guy died—no, fell off a cliff? How did he get so strong in that time?’

Ashvan, who was swinging his sword while watching the confused Dauphin, took advantage of the moment to spray the night sky on his face.

“What! What is this!”

The moment when Dauphin is flustered by an unexpected attack.

Pavabak!

Ashvan moved his hand quickly and pricked the acupuncture point.

“… … !”

Dauphin froze in an instant as if he had become a statue.

“Hehehe.”

Ashvan smiled wickedly and slowly approached the stiff-faced Dauphin.

Dauphin didn’t know exactly what had hit him, but he realized that it was the technique he had used to deal with the Trami gang.

Are your muscles stiff?

I couldn’t move.

Dauphin, who had quickly assessed the situation, forced a smile while maintaining an awkward, stiff posture.

“Haha, Schwan. Do you know how worried I was about you? I’m glad you’re back. I want to hug you tightly with both arms and welcome you, but my arms won’t move. I don’t know what it is, but can you let me go?”

Ashvan also answered with a warm smile.

“It’s the snake’s tongue. If we cut that tongue out, the lies of this world will finally recede a step.”

“Schwan, Ashwan!”

Ashvan threw the Dauphin, who was calling him urgently, to the floor and began to stomp on him.

“Ugh! Ugh!”

Of course, Dauphin was so stiff from the blood clots that he couldn’t put up any resistance and was beaten badly.

Dauphin didn’t stop talking even though he was being hit.

“Ugh! Schwan, if you feel like it, you can hit me all you want. But is that really the right way to do it? Violence doesn’t solve everything.”

“But there are things that can only be solved with violence.”

“Such nonsense!”

“shut up.”

At that moment, the sound of footsteps running from over there was heard, and Linda and Schmidt appeared.

“You devil!”

Linda, who had just woken up, went straight to find Ashvan, and Schmidt, who was dozing off in the inn’s restaurant, found her and followed her.

Linda, who had been running towards Udada, stopped when she saw Ashvan beating someone up.

“… …Devil, what are you doing?”

Ashvan welcomed Linda’s rare appearance.

“Oh, welcome.”

“huh?”

“Enough talking. First, you come and step with me.”

“Okay! Got it!”

Ashvan gestured to Schmidt as well.

“Schmidt. You don’t have to say anything. It’s the Dauphin. Come and say hello.”

Schmidt also nodded with a smiling face.

“Now, just a moment!”

Pubberbuck!

“Ugh!”

The three men stomped excitedly on the fallen Dauphin.

“Hehehe.”

“Eight! Eight!”

“… … .”

After that, Dauphin was trampled by the three men for a long time.

The people in the back alleys who were watching the cruelty from afar trembled in fear.

A villain who destroys the infamous Trammy gang in a matter of minutes and beats people up with a devilish smile.

Ashvan’s notoriety spread far and wide.

Plus Sherwood’s notoriety.

* * *

I had a blast beating Dauphin, then dragged him back to the inn and blew out his blood.

Dauphin buried his face in his palms and cried sadly.

“Ahhh! What did I do wrong? To be beaten so badly by my younger siblings. My body and mind are in so much pain that I can’t stand it.”

I looked at the Dauphin, who was in a state of confusion and shedding tears, with a relieved heart.

My heart warmed at the sight of the clothes, presumably stolen from nobles, reduced to rags.

“Oh, that feels refreshing.”

The giggling laughter of the Heavenly Horse was heard.

[What a shame, you’re a loser.]

Schmidt watched Dauphin pretending to cry with a happy face like me, then yawned and went up to his room.

“Oh my! I was just trying to hug my beloved little brother with open arms because I was happy to see him come back. What the hell is this sudden disaster?”

Judging from the fact that Dauphin is making such a noise as if he’s dying, he’ll probably be fine with only minor bruises.

There’s no way that guy would get hurt with just a few kicks.

Linda, who was stirring the poison in her tea next to her, asked.

“Devil, but who are you?”

At those words, Dauphin raised his head.

As expected, no tear stains could be found.

“So you’re saying you threw it without even knowing who it was?”

Linda smiled brightly.

“Yeah! Because the devil told me to lose!”

“… … .”

Dauphin looked at Linda for a moment and then whispered to me.

“Brother. Who is Lady? I know it’s a bit odd to say this when we first meet… but your eyes aren’t normal.”

I opened my mouth with a faint smile.

“It’s a long story. Would you like to listen?”

The night deepened.

A flickering campfire, Linda who had fallen asleep leaning on my shoulder, the phantom thief who listened with an interested face, and Cheonma who occasionally added comments to my story.

I continued the story, feeling a sense of accomplishment at finally coming back alive.

The story didn’t quite end.