A Stuffed Cheonma in my Head - Chapter 56



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Episode 056. The Ultimate Weapon

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I looked at the guys who had quickly landed on the tree.

They were all wrapped up in black.

I could sense a strong murderous aura from them.

[Those guys are killers.]

They were murderers.

Questions like where they belonged, whether they were sent by the Knight or something assassination group that the informant had mentioned, and how they found out about it all came to mind.

There was no way to know right away.

Unless you catch a few guys and torture them.

One thing was certain, these were no ordinary guys.

When Shushuruta isn’t there. And on top of that, they’re attacking me in a group like this while I’m taking a bath.

It meant that it was quite planned.

‘And yet it didn’t reach Shushuruta’s ears.’

They seem to be quite secretive.

Suddenly, a sigh came out.

You can’t even take a bath comfortably.

Their movements were unusual.

All of them were capable of using at least mana.

If not, such nimble movements would not be possible.

I said, waving my hands.

“Are you guys all right?”

The problem was that proper communication was impossible with the dagger in his mouth.

‘AC.’

If I had a free mouth, I could have provoked them verbally or taken the initiative by exploiting their weak points.

Even if I failed to seize the initiative, I could have started the fight with an advantage by confusing his mind with words or showing my spirit by getting angry.

My mouth felt bitter.

At that moment, the men wrapped in black all over their bodies stabbed me with knives without saying a word.

I thought to myself.

‘Hmm. They’re kind of quiet guys.’

That means, according to the theory of a retired assassin from our Sherwood Mercenaries, you’ll be a not-so-skillful assassin.

I thought so and immediately dove into the water to avoid the dagger.

I watched from underwater as the daggers raining down on me stabbed into the water.

It was an unexpectedly beautiful sight, mixed with the sunlight pouring into the water.

The daggers lost speed rapidly as soon as they were stuck in the water, so avoiding them wasn’t that difficult.

But they didn’t give up and kept throwing knives at me in the water.

He was planning to wait until I came up to the surface to breathe.

It was a firm determination to keep throwing and not miss that brief moment.

‘hmm.’

[What are you going to do?]

‘It’s simple, isn’t it?’

I thought for a moment, then released the dark night sky into the water.

Soon a dark night sky appeared over the water.

He spread the net shallowly over the water, blocking their view.

But even though they couldn’t see me, they threw knives here and there, guessing that I was there.

Phew phew phew!

I watched the water surface rippling with the wind, and when their attacks subsided, I lifted my head toward the surface.

“Ugh!”

As soon as I took a deep breath, I realized the number and location of the guys.

The bastards still didn’t come down from the tree like cowards, and they continued to swing their knives at me with abandon.

As soon as I popped my head out, blades rained down like rain, so I had no choice but to dive back.

I repeated that process several times.

Of course, they couldn’t have an infinite number of knives.

What if the knife falls?

Of course I will step forward myself.

I intended to use up their daggers and draw them into my battlefield.

He would stick his head out several times like a cute fish and drain the dagger several times.

The torrential rain has finally stopped.

‘That’s right.’

From now on, the body will fall down.

But I have no weapon.

The longsword was taken while I was bathing, and the dagger is too short for fighting.

[Hmm. What are you going to do this time?]

‘There are many ways. If there are no teeth, use the gums.’

I thought about it for a moment, took off the underwear I was wearing, and tried injecting starlight.

The panties began to shine like stars.

[… … ?]

‘These are panties from the stars.’

I nodded with satisfaction and lifted my head above the water.

At the same time, three men each drew their swords and fell.

“Pas Ma Home Baha!”

I wanted to shout, “Taste my panties!” but the dagger in my mouth made it difficult for me to pronounce it.

I don’t know if my thoughts were conveyed well. I hope so.

I was worried that if I found out that my colleague had died from being hit by a pair of pants, I would suffer a psychological blow.

I proudly showed them my shiny panties.

I swung my wet starlight panties at them like a whip.

The star-spangled panties had incredible elasticity.

It grew to several times the size of my body and swung like a whip, tearing through the air.

It was so powerful that I wouldn’t envy any decent whip.

Chomp!

The body of a single scorpion that was falling towards me split diagonally.

‘oh.’

It was my panties, but they were great.

I didn’t stop there, I continued to attack while spinning my body.

This time I swung my panties horizontally.

The bastards quickly extended their swords to block my panties, but Starlight Panties whipped along the swords and tore at them.

Chomp!

The black men were split in half.

Those guys, who had become mere pieces of meat, fell into the valley with a thud!

I looked at the weapon in my hand with startled eyes.

‘What’s that, my panties? Aren’t they stronger than a sword?’

Even though their comrades were brutally killed, they were not afraid and continued to fall towards me with their swords drawn.

I eliminated the guys who rushed at me one by one, amazed by the mysteriousness of my panties.

Chomp! Chomp!

Starlight Pants flew towards them with great force, spraying sparkling water.

A few of them would occasionally shoot their poison darts, but after enduring Linda’s tea party, such dirty poisons were of little use to me.

I could hear the laughter of the Heavenly Horse in my head.

Their level was high overall, but not very high.

Although all of them were mana users, none of them were aura users.

Shushuruta’s dead brothers, Jack and James, were far behind in skill.

In fact, it was a natural thing to do. Where are Aura users common? Mana users are also rare and strong.

A situation where a talkative retired assassin’s theories continue to be suspiciously accurate.

I used to laugh at his theories, but now I even find them scary.

Looking back, what a deep and sharp insight it was.

‘Dauphin. What the hell are you… … .’

Still, I thought that this was a pretty good group of assassins. They moved so unanimously without a single order.

But sometimes, a very strong individual can exert much greater power than several moderately strong individuals.

Especially in a chaotic situation like this, with people waving their panties around in the water.

As I was swaying the Starlight Pants and taking down the guys one by one, a sword suddenly caught my eye.

It was a sword too white and shiny for the dark assassins to wield.

‘My sword!’

It was a precious sword that Bok-sil had gifted to me.

There was that bad thief who stole my sword.

“You bastard!”

I roared in anger and swung my panties at the wicked thief.

I was extremely careful not to hit the sword.

Chomp!

My panties tore through the thief’s legs and arms.

with a splash!

I sank into the water with my black thief.

I dealt with all the black water bastards that kept pouring down, then dove into the water.

The rest of the men ran away, sensing defeat, but finding my sword in the water was more important than chasing them naked.

It took me a while to fumble around before I could get my sword back, as the blood flowing from the corpses of the assassins obscured my vision.

I came out onto the land with my sword in my hand, raised it with all my might toward the sun, and roared in victory.

I wanted to shout, “Starlight Pants win, you motherfuckers!” but the dagger was still in my mouth, so I couldn’t tell what I was shouting.

But it didn’t matter.

And no one is listening.

At that moment, the sound of leaves rustling could be heard, and Shushuruta suddenly appeared from the forest.

“Ashvan! Are you okay? What a horrible sound! I came… in a hurry… as soon as I heard the sound of fighting… .”

My eyes met with Shushuruta’s as he ran out of the forest in a panic.

Currently, I am standing naked, holding my sword in the air like a statue of a great man, enjoying the victory with all my might.

I stared blankly at Shushuruta, still frozen in that position.

He said, putting down the dagger he was holding in his mouth.

“Oh, you’re here?”

The dagger fell to the ground.

Shushuruta’s gaze naturally followed the falling dagger and then immediately bounced back up.

Shushuruta’s pale face instantly turned bright red.

Her hands were trembling.

“Hey, hey! You idiot!”

Shushuruta, whose ears had turned red like apples, closed her eyes tightly and threw the clothes she was holding at me.

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I changed into new underwear.

While Shushuruta was putting on the clothes he had found, she chased after the assassins as if avoiding the place.

I didn’t even have time to stop him.

After a while, Shushuruta dragged in a black-clad man who had passed out.

I asked, straightening my clothes.

“What about the rest?”

Shushuruta answered, trying hard to avoid my eyes.

“Some were killed, some were missed.”

“okay?”

“Yes.”

Shushuruta’s ears were still red as he spoke.

Come to think of it, I’m the one who should be embarrassed, so why is this guy embarrassed and acting like a jerk?

I felt a little wronged, but decided to just let it go.

Because I am a generous man.

“Hoo hoo hoo. It’s finally time to use the acupuncture needle.”

If you think about it, point bleeding was a technique that didn’t really have much use when it came to killing an opponent.

Pointing is a technique where you focus your mind and use your fingertips, which are imbued with internal energy, to accurately point a single point.

It’s very difficult to use such acupuncture points in a hectic fight where both the opponent and I are moving around frantically. It’s also annoying.

It’s much easier and more comfortable to just beat them to death.

However, it seemed like it could be used very usefully to subdue an opponent without killing them, or to harass an opponent who has stopped like this.

I said in a solemn voice.

“Sister. Can I question this guy?”

“… … Do whatever you want.”

Shushuruta replied, looking elsewhere.

“Okay.”

I took the bastard to the stream, laid him down with his legs up, and splashed water on his face.

As the water flowed backwards through his nose, the creature sat up with a violent cough.

The bastard clenched his teeth as soon as he realized he had been caught.

No, I tried to bite it.

Perhaps he had hidden the poison in his molars.

So that you can commit suicide at any time.

“No way.”

I quickly poked the bastard’s jaw joint with my finger.

The bastard’s mouth was frozen solid.

Pavabat!

He then went on to hit the other demons one by one, completely stopping their movements.

Then I checked the guy’s pupils.

The confused Salsu’s eyes were darting around.

The guy’s muscles were frozen solid.

So to speak, it was a situation where the mind was awake, but the body was forced to sleep.

I put my hand on his shoulder and asked in a gentle voice.

“Are you coming to your senses?”

So, to summarize this situation.

No matter what I did, he had to keep his eyes wide open, not be able to move a finger, leave everything up to me, and feel every sensation vividly.

A situation where you can’t even plead for help by touching the bleeding wound.

Some may ask what the point of torturing someone if they can’t speak, but that’s not what’s important now.

The important thing was that I could console my heart, which had been sore from not having a chance to use the acupuncture techniques I had learned.

Is this finally the time when we can fully utilize the acupuncture point in real life?

“Hehehe.”

In fact, Shushuruta was not enough. More study and practice are needed when it comes to acupuncture.

I was in desperate need of a teaching aid that would allow me to freely experiment with point acupuncture, and this came at a good time.

It was none of my business whether this guy vomited out some important information or not.

The bastard looked at me with eyes filled with fear, as if he had vaguely understood the situation.

“It’s time for the heart-pounding interrogation. If you know anything, you’d better confess everything.”

I looked into the bastard’s eyes and said.

“I am a generous man. I will give you one last chance. I will count to three. If you tell me everything I need to know by the time I count to three, I will let you go. Do you understand?”

“… … .”

“Okay. I see you understand perfectly. Then I’ll count to three. Three. Two. One.”

The bastard tried to say something, his body flailing, but only a croaking sound came out of his mouth.

“Ding!”

I let out a sigh of regret.

“Hmm. This is a rare sight, with a strong core.”

I chuckled and patted his shoulder.

“Let’s have a deep conversation. Raise your hand whenever you want to talk.”

I whispered softly in his ear.

“Of course, when I can hear it.”