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A Stuffed Cheonma in my Head - Chapter 9

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Episode 009. You damn knight.

* * *

I have no intention of killing anyone who stands in my way.

I’m not some crazy murderer or anything.

However, I was planning on breaking the heads of each and every one of those annoying guys.

I remember when my talents were insignificant.

Being untalented means being weak.

He bowed his head to dishonorable knights and turned a blind eye to the retarded behavior of some nobles.

Every time, there was a clicking sound from the corner of my eye.

But now, things are different.

There is no need to endure.

Now I have the strength.

I have been given the talent of a heavenly horse.

I’ll do whatever I want.

* * *

puck!

My dirty foot was stuck in the face of the knight who was bragging about how great he was.

“Ugh!”

I jumped up, stepping on the knight’s face, catching the falling dagger in midair, and then landed on the ground.

Boom!

A knight wearing heavy armor fell backwards, causing chaos.

“Get up! Get him up!”

“Yes, yep!”

“Come next to me!”

I stared blankly at the ridiculous sight and thought.

It seems that demons are rare here.

Walking around wearing such heavy armor.

When dealing with the devil, things like that are just a hindrance.

This is because most armors are torn apart like a piece of paper by the demon’s attacks.

In other words, it was not armor for dealing with demons, but armor for dealing with people.

I kept that fact in my head.

Anyway, aside from that, I felt incredibly refreshed from the morning.

Stamping your foot on the knight’s face.

I’ve crossed one thing off my bucket list.

The knight, who had been struggling noisily, finally stood up with the help of other soldiers and quickly drew his sword.

He pointed the tip of his sword at me and screamed at me while his nose was bleeding profusely.

“You really want to die! Do you dare to disobey the orders of your lord?”

Chaechang!

Following him, the other soldiers each pulled their swords out of their scabbards.

“You cowardly surprise attack! You rascal who knows no honor! How dare you… … .”

“Two, four, six, eight… … .”

I counted the number of men without paying attention to what he was talking about.

“… … There are a lot.”

The number was slightly over thirty.

There are too many of them to have come simply to arrest the culprit who killed the forester.

“also.”

It’s true that I came because of the dagger.

They had already formed a perimeter around the building, fearing that I would escape.

Until then, the knight who had been hit by me was still grumbling and shouting something.

“You really want to see blood. Very well, that is what you want. All soldiers, listen up! I will take that guy right now—”

“I get it.”

“Kill—what?”

The knight looked at me with a dumbfounded face.

I answered calmly.

“I said I would hold you accountable. Okay. Let’s go talk to your great lord.”

“… … .”

“Oh, and this dagger.”

I continued, waving my dagger.

“Actually, I’m not really interested in the legacy of Oposis or anything. I’m just a bit short on money right now. So, if it’s okay with you, my lord, I’d like to sell it to you at a reasonable price.”

“What? Really?”

The bastard’s eyes grew wide.

“That’s right, sir. Have you ever seen me lie?”

“It’s our first time meeting.”

“Oh, that’s true.”

The knight looked at me with suspicious eyes, then nodded to the soldier next to him.

A soldier came to me with handcuffs.

I grimaced and threw away the handcuffs.

“You idiot. Don’t you understand the situation? The forest ranger is a piece of shit. I know that those guys are dirty thieves, you know that, and the whole world knows that. Is this the time to be arguing over the killing of a petty thief?”

“… … What?”

“Let’s be honest and frank. That was just a fancy excuse to arrest me anyway. Isn’t that right? You idiot knight. Am I right or wrong?”

“… … .”

“Why are you acting like this when I’m just going to go on my own two feet, you idiot? I’m a guest right now, you punk. An important guest with a treasure that your lord doesn’t refuse. You dare handcuff a guest who wants to do business with your master? Is this how this town treats guests? Are you crazy, my knight? Have you come to your senses?”

The guy said with his mouth wide open.

“But why the sudden attack?”

I frowned.

“Oh, you little brat, really. I killed your subordinate, I cut off your arm. You can do that when two men fight each other. You’re going to get upset because you got kicked once? Are you a knight? Are you going to ruin this big deal because of your little personal grudge?”

“… … .”

“Why did you attack? Your eyes, like a lynx, were full of greed as you looked at the dagger. Why? Should I tell your lord? That your knight is after the dagger?”

He waved his hand urgently.

“Oh, no. That’s not true.”

“That’s not true. I saw it with my own two eyes.”

“Don’t tell the lord.”

“Then speak up, you damn knight. My leg hurts.”

“… … .”

“What. Are you dissatisfied? If you are dissatisfied, then fight me one-on-one like a knight who knows honor. Are you stronger than Gustave? Don’t you know how to use Auror?”

“… … .”

“Tell me what you want. I won’t tell you twice.”

In that way, I was transformed from a sinner to a guest of honor with just a few words.

Cheonma, who had been watching quietly, muttered.

[… … This guy has a coin-loving devil coming out of his mouth.]

* * *

I rode my horse through the village with them.

The senior knight’s name was Kale.

The townspeople were murmuring amongst themselves as they watched the soldiers passing through the town street.

Kale, with a bruise on his face, glared at the townspeople for no reason.

The townspeople naturally dispersed, hurriedly walking with frightened faces.

I looked into the eyes of the townspeople looking at them.

Fear, distrust, anxiety, etc.

These were the emotions contained in the eyes of the people of the territory as they looked at the knights and soldiers of the lord.

Although the sun was bright, the overall mood in the town was gloomy.

“… … .”

I remembered this too.

On our way to the lord’s castle, Kale didn’t say a word to me.

So I spoke up instead.

“Sir Kale. Why do you glare at the innocent villagers who got beaten by me? Are you really that retarded?”

“… … .”

“Tsk tsk. If the superiors are like this, how much worse must it be for the subordinates.”

Kale glared at me with fierce eyes.

“You bastard. You’ll have to watch your vulgar mouth in front of the lord.”

I made eye contact with Kale for a moment, then smiled and answered.

“Okay. Thanks for the advice, you idiot Sir Kale.”

“… … .”

As I entered the lord’s castle, the servants who had been there before hearing the news greeted me politely.

“Welcome, swordsman. The lord is waiting.”

“The bath is ready. First, clean your body, then take a short rest, and then enjoy lunch with your lord.”

I asked in a low tone.

“Oh, does that mean I’m too dirty?”

The servants’ faces turned pale.

“That, that’s not what I meant… … .”

“Hahaha. Just kidding, just kidding.”

I smiled and patted their shoulders.

“ha ha ha…….”

“Hahaha… … You’re really a swordsman.”

They awkwardly laughed along and hurriedly led me to the bathroom.

Inside the bathroom, a large, steaming bathtub was waiting for me.

Perhaps if I hadn’t opened my mouth, a cold dungeon would have been waiting for me instead of a warm bath.

I took off my clothes and went into the bathtub with the dagger in my hand.

“Uhh… … .”

The warm bath water gently loosened my stiff muscles.

A cloud of smoke rose and obscured my vision.

A moment later, knock—there was a knock on the door and a woman came in.

“My name is Claire.”

“however?”

“I want to help you take a bath… … .”

I waved my hand.

“No need. I have hands and feet too. I’ll wash myself, so go out.”

“Yes, then… … .”

“Oh, wait a minute.”

I called out to her as she was leaving the bathroom.

“yes?”

“Now that I think about it, I guess there’s no reason for me to refuse your help. I can’t reach your back, so please just take care of your back.”

“Yes, swordsman.”

I pushed my back away from the tub I was leaning against so I could wash my back.

“Then excuse me… … Huh!”

She took a deep breath.

“why?”

“Oh, it’s nothing.”

Claire said, carefully wiping my back.

“You have… many wounds.”

“Where is there a person who doesn’t have scars? Everyone just hides them somewhere.”

“… … That’s right.”

There was an awkward silence in the bathroom for a moment.

The only sound that echoed in the bathroom was the sound of running water.

I suddenly called her.

“Did you say Claire?”

“Yes, swordsman.”

I remembered her cold, sunken eyes as she came into the bathroom.

“Should I kill the lord?”

“Wh, what are you talking about… …!”

Claire said, startled.

“You shouldn’t say such presumptuous words so carelessly.”

“It’s okay. I don’t have any ears to hear right now.”

It’s true.

After checking the alarm, I found that no one was eavesdropping.

“I’m here. What if I tell the lord… … .”

That’s right.

In fact, she must have come under orders from the lord.

To get information on the swordsman with the dagger.

But she turned away without hesitation even when I told her I would wash up on my own, and she remained silent even when I could have asked her questions about this and that.

It suggested a lot.

“I said I wasn’t going to do it.”

“Do you know me?”

“No, but I’ve seen a lot of people like you. There are quite a few in our mercenary group too.”

“… … I don’t know what you are talking about.”

“People who live as themselves. People like that are rare.”

Her hands that were wiping his back stopped.

Claire was silent for a moment, then spoke through her throat.

“I am… …not the kind of person you think I am, swordsman.”

“okay?”

I replied with a hearty laugh.

“Then I guess I was mistaken. Don’t worry about it. I’ll think about whether to kill the lord or not on my own.”

“… … I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.”

Claire washed my back in silence after that.

“Can I help you with other areas?”

I waved my hands.

“No, that’s enough. Just go out.”

“yes.”

Claire got up from her seat and started to leave the bathroom, but she still held onto the doorknob and spoke to me.

“Swordsman.”

“huh?”

“Run away.”

“why.”

“No matter how the deal goes, my lord intends to kill the swordsman and take the dagger.”

“Is that so?”

“yes.”

“Thanks for the information.”

“……no.”

widely.

Claire closed the door and left.

Left alone, I let out a small laugh.

“Look at this. I told you I was right.”

* * *

I followed the servant to the dining room.

As we arrived in front of the restaurant, the servant spoke to me.

“I will keep the weapons until you finish your meal.”

I obediently drew my sword and handed it to him.

The servant received the sword and stared intently at my chest.

“Don’t ask for a dagger. That’s a request I can’t grant.”

“Yes, excuse me.”

The servant stepped back with his sword.

As I opened the door to the restaurant and went in, there was a man sitting at the end of a long table waiting for me.

“Welcome.”

Then he held out his palm as if to tell me to sit on the other side of the long table.

I sat down and looked around.

Each window had curtains drawn to block out the sunlight.

In the midst of total darkness, the candles on the table lit up the table with an orange glow.

Around it, knights shrouded in darkness were waiting, hiding their presence.

“My name is Baron Barranquilla.”

The Baron of Barranquilla was a toad-like figure with thick lips and slitted eyes.

I replied briefly.

“It’s Ashvan.”

If people don’t want to chase after Hans, I have to make it widely known that I have become the master of the dagger.

To do that… … a very flashy appearance is needed.

That’s what’s worrying me right now.

How can I make an appearance so that word of mouth can spread far and wide?

“Nice to meet you.”

The toad smiled and said to me.

“This way.”

I smiled back at him.

I don’t know about the other side, but I meant what I said.

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