Academy Munchkin Grew Up To Become a Genius - Chapter 77
Episode 77 Hyena (4)
About 5 minutes ago.
Inside a public restroom.
“Kuhhh… !”
Kang Seo-jun was fighting with himself.
◆Characteristics
[Acute Enteritis Lv. Lowest Level], [Chronic Constipation Lv. Lowest Level]
-Gurgling! Gurgling!
“Big, big!!”
A grand war between enteritis and constipation.
The intestines are clamoring to be let out.
The captain cries out that it is not yet time.
Absurdly, the suffering of that war was entirely Kang Seo-jun’s responsibility.
“Ugh, ugh… It hurts so much…”
Even if I had the willpower of a superhuman who reached the age of 33, pain was still pain.
It felt like my lower abdomen would explode if I applied any force, and if I relaxed my upper abdomen would explode.
“If I don’t come out, I’ll die…”
It’s already been more than 25 minutes since I entered the bathroom and sat down.
Due to his massive weight of 194kg, he was unable to sit down properly for fear of breaking the toilet, and stood in an awkward riding position for 25 minutes.
To make matters worse, the feeling in my thighs began to disappear.
“…In the end…That’s it.”
I’ve been able to endure through hellish debuffs one after another, but have I reached my limit now?
Was it impossible from the beginning to see a happy ending with this setting?
Still. And in many cases, people die because they can’t poop.
‘It can’t be this miserable…’
Kang Seo-jun’s head slowly tilted forward.
‘If I close my eyes like this…’
I’m sorry Serin… I ended up…
Thinking like that, just before I close my eyes.
[※Emergency! Emergency!]
[An emergency message is sent at the request of the constellations “Queen of the Deepest Place”, “Tree that Cares for the Flower World”, “Golden Fox of the Sun and Moon Sign”, And “The One Who Shines Brightly”! ]
[※Emergency! Emergency! Heroine 《Jin Se-rin》 is in danger!]
“… Huh?”
Suddenly, warning messages from the constellations filled Kang Seo-jun’s eyes.
“K, keuh! W-what is this all of a sudden!”
-Wow.
Kang Seo-jun, who barely came to his senses, immediately peered through the bathroom wall and looked outside
“W-what!?”
And I was able to immediately understand what the constellations’ warnings were for.
A Japanese villain that I got sick of in the original [Grand Hunter Academy].
Because Golden Sun Kenji Kuyamoto was approaching Jin Se-rin in real time.
“Uh, uh! What the fuck!?”
Did that guy transfer to the school too?
Kenji Kuyamoto.
If Korea had Park Shin-hoo, China had Li Xiaoming, Japan had Kenji Kuyamoto.
However, if you were to pick the most evil of the three, it was definitely that little Golden Sun.
‘When I think about what happened to that guy when I was a newbie…’
-Wow! Crunch!
I don’t know if it was Lloyd Rage or Kang Seo-jun’s natural anger, but thinking about that time made my teeth chatter.
This happened in an episode where Kang Seo-jun played as a Japanese character.
There was a pure love heroine that could only be captured by Japanese characters.
‘Punch on Naemawi! Bisque Doll Punch! Takagi Punch! Punch with Nigeria! Kaguya Punch! Najak S-class punch!’
The build-up, starting with the male lead’s unrequited love and developing into lovers through various events, was truly a work of art.
But…
It took less than a week to realize that she was actually a trap heroine arranged for genuine NTR lovers.
‘Kenji Kuyamoto!!!!!! Yes this nooom!!!!!!!!!!!!’
From that day on, Kang Seo-jun called himself the Golden Sun Slayer.
Anyone with blond hair and even the slightest dark skin was cut down, whether they were extras, named NPCs, allies, or enemies.
‘Good Geumtaeyang, if you look for it, you might find it. But… Only the golden sun that does not appear in front of people is a good golden sun.’
‘The only good golden sun is a dead golden sun.’
Thanks to such play, Kang Seo-jun was able to perfectly protect all the other heroines until now, except for one Japanese girl who was a trap heroine.
I guess so…
“K, keaaah!!!”
Kang Seo-jun’s eyes are wide open, and how dare that guy approach Jin Se-rin while openly revealing his base desires
The reason why that guy approaches the heroine is so obvious.
It’s definitely to satisfy one’s base desires.
There is absolutely no other reason.
I just wanted to jump out and throw a heavyweight dropkick into the face of that golden sun.
-Gurrrr!!
“Quaaak!”
However, it was not yet in a state where it could be moved carelessly.
If you make such a big move in this state, this entire area will be devastated by dust.
If you’re not careful, brown water bombs could unfold.
That’s not what Kang Seo-jun, Jin Se-rin, or the Constellations want.
My anger soared to the limit with Lloyd Rage, but the first thing I had to do was resolve my boiling belly.
“Grrrr…” !!!”
Kang Seo-jun growled with stomachache and anger.
‘Put a finger on Jin Se-rin, or at least a single cell. At that moment, I will change the genre of your life to TS, female, female, impoverished, bestial, violent, hardcore, body modification scat.’
If Kenji had seen Kang Seo-jun’s face now, he would definitely have turned around and returned to Japan.
“K, keaaah!!!”
Kang Seo-jun accelerated his business.
-Simplicity and honesty! Ujijijik!
An ominous sound rang out from my lower abdomen along with the pain of my internal organs being torn apart, but I was not in a situation where I could discuss this or that right now.
That Kenji Kuyamoto is like an animal that is hungry 24 hours a day.
Even worse, it was a trash creature that could only fill its stomach with ugly evil deeds.
I had to resolve the matter even a minute sooner and get the guy away from Jin Se-rin.
[“…Who are you?”]
.
.
[“I’m sorry. I’m Haku Watsu. I’m not good at Hangoku. I’ll just ask you for directions.”]
.
.
Sure enough.
While Kang Seo-jun was almost pulling out the dried constipation in his large intestine, Kuyamoto also started manipulating Jin Se-rin.
As I watched the hypocrisy displayed through the eyes of Providence, my brain felt like it was boiling.
[“Ah! I’m also a first-time student. Chin-chin-gu. I’m the Pope on the phone.”]
[“I’m sorry, but I have a boyfriend. I can’t give you my number in a place like this. I’m sorry.”]
“Gaaan… !”
You must not mix her words with her words her her her, she is what she is…!
Is it really possible that anything will happen if I’m lucky enough to be ’50’? I don’t have the same complicated thoughts.
For Kang Seo-jun, the golden sun slayer, someone like Kenji Kuyamoto is an inevitable existence that transcends luck.
It was a seed of evil that, if left untreated, would inevitably bring about a terrible disaster.
[“What the fuck!”]
-Pow!
-Clink!
[“Quaaagh!!!”]
“Huh, huh… !!!”
As expected, of course.
The guy ended up in an accident less than 5 minutes later.
The guy ran towards Jin Se-rin, got hit in the face with a counter knee kick, and fell down.
“How dare you…” ” ! Gaaamhiiiii… !!!”
However, the scene looked completely different in Kang Seo-jun’s eyes.
‘Bump your cheek against Serin’s knee!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!???’
-Gurrrr!!!
“Ugh, ugh! Ahh! aaah!”
I couldn’t bear it anymore.
The adrenaline surge was enough to burn all his nerves from head to toe.
“Ouch! ooo!
Kang Seo-jun screamed and croaked silently.
Because of his anger, his eyes are completely white and he no longer feels any pain.
Now… !
“Huhhh!!!”
-Pudeodeodeodeodeodeok!!!! Food deuk!!! Deodeodeodeok!!!
Finally, the demon gate was opened, and the sealed spirits were shot out with great force like a cannon.
-Rumbling!! Bang bang!!
The toilet, which had taken the force, was eventually unable to withstand the force and shattered.
-Chaaa aaahhh… !
“… …”
In the end, a copper-colored water night unfolded.
The feces poured out and spread widely on the floor.
The amount was so large that it spread like a tsunami and soaked Kang Seo-jun’s calves.
“Ah…”
The level of adrenaline flowing through Kang Seo-jun’s body right now is almost lethal to the average person.
-Kaahah Ah!!!
Kang Seo-jun threw out his fist and smashed the toilet door.
Vandalism? All such notions evaporated in the heat of adrenaline.
There is only one thing on Kang Seo-jun’s mind right now.
The only intention is to destroy Kenji Kuyamoto right away.
-Thud! Thud! Thud! Boom!
Kang Seo-jun walked out of the bathroom, carrying 194kg of weight in one step.
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“What…”
Kenji Kuyamoto couldn’t keep his mouth shut as he looked up at the being standing in front of him.
“Eh… ?”
It was too big to be human.
It was extremely big, thick, heavy, and ugly.
That’s literally… It was ‘Oni’.
“Whoa whoa whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
– Pooo!!!!!!!!
The bakemono roared like an ogre and struck Kenji’s thrush.
“K, keuhuhuh!!!?”
Kenji exhales like a deflating balloon.
-Patter patter!
The broken teeth from his mouth scattered on the floor like a shower.
“Cooo ooo ooo much!
-Puck! Bah!! Kwasik!!!
The monster, no, Kang Seo-jun, was not stopped with just one hit.
Instead, he screamed as if his anger was boiling over even more and he hit Kenji’s entire body like he was catching a dog on a dog’s day.
“Wow, hehe!!!”
Enormous damage that accumulates for 4 weeks for each hit.
When he hit his chin, his teeth erupted, when he put his fist into his chest, he made a choking sound, and when he hit his stomach, he vomited out gastric juice.
Originally, it was almost impossible for Kang Seo-jun, who was at the [C+] Level level, to gain this level of advantage over Kenji, who was at the [B] Level.
◆Characteristics
[Extreme Positive Body Lv. Rare+], [Extreme Negative Body Lv. Rare+], [Innate Boneless Lv. Rare]
The overlap of all kinds of [Rare] Level physical buff characteristics made it possible.
‘I am this b*stard today… ‘ ! It makes you unable to even dream of doing bad things for the rest of your life.’
Golden Sun Slayer Kang Seo-jun.
It was the moment when he decided to forcibly change the genre of another person’s life to TS impoverishment, human body modification, etc.