Apocalypse Shelter Administrator - Chapter 382



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After the world falls apart, when the survivors set up camp, it is only natural that a powerful leader emerges from there.

There are still some who try to maintain the moral values ​​of the pre-war era, but there are more who are drunk on power and are loyal to their desires.

In a world like this, it’s only natural that those with power, violence, and charisma tend to become leaders.

A desire naturally arose in the hearts of such people.

In a world where the rule of law has collapsed and the law of the jungle prevails, it is the desire to possess idols through power.

An actor who once appeared in movies or dramas, a model who showed off her figure on a huge advertising banner at a department store, a popular streamer with a large number of subscribers.

In the past, distant celestial beings whose shadows one could not even dare to step on.

Such people walk around like beggars, skinny and emaciated, with sewage water running down their bodies.

To the powerful, it must have looked like a walking ginseng. A sexy ginseng that looked like a human being.

The bosses would offer former stars to come under them, and the deals usually went through.

Whether they accept it voluntarily or are dragged in semi-forcibly for better food and safety.

The story of a gang leader who has all the members of an unpopular girl group as his concubines is not that special.

Similar situations have happened to me several times.

Organizations with which we have a relationship have offered me many gifts to show off their good image, including celebrities.

Of course, it is not slave trading.

Before the war, it was almost like celebrities who were confident in their fame and beauty tried to enter the shelter by using warlords as brokers.

“Oh my! That’s the heroine from the romantic movie we watched together.”

Among them, there are characters from works that Artemis and I have enjoyed together.

“Are you interested? Do you want this girl?”

Artemis, who was analyzing my expression, spoke seductively.

“No. I just wondered how he acted as an actor when his expression was the same in every situation.”

“Aha, so that’s what your curiosity was about.”

Similar situations occurred several times after that, but I wasn’t particularly interested.

Because there are already many dedicated, capable, and attractive women around you, there is no need to be greedy.

Thanks to this, among the numerous celebrity applicants, the ones who were able to enter the shelter were not those with outstanding looks.

Comedians made up a significant portion of it.

* * *

The shelter broadcasting station run by Kids is usually a desolate place with only her AI, a few robots, and a very small number of resident helpers.

But it’s a little noisy now.

People are seen rehearsing their scripts and carrying props in preparation for a comedy show.

[It is an honor to have your visit, Administrator, but I am also sorry.]

Kids nodded.

“What are you sorry about?”

[I want to show you only beautiful things, but all we have here now are humans who are like orangutans to orcs…]

“That’s too harsh.”

[It’s something they brought up first. Wouldn’t it be ironic if they couldn’t praise it, since it was the weapon that allowed them to get a good position?]

Many of the comedians who were preparing were, in common parlance, the physical type.

People with the ability to make people around them laugh just by making exaggerated facial expressions, even without any special makeup.

Of course, there are people who have ordinary appearances but are famous for their unique way of speaking.

These were the celebrity awards I most wanted.

Nowadays, I think one funny person deserves a spot on the shelter’s broadcasting station more than a hundred handsome men and beautiful women.

What the survivors outside lack most is laughter. It’s the cheerfulness that gives them strength to get through each day.

“Everyone is so motivated.”

Two men hitting and falling over while performing slapstick comedy.

A man who constantly talks to himself, as if he’s trying to do an impression or stand-up comedy.

You can also see men and women dressed up as seekers and looters, as if they were in a Mad Max movie, and looking at each other’s heads.

[Everyone has a natural desire to be noticed. Comedians have a particularly strong desire to be noticed. They have endured it for five whole years.]

“You must have a lot of ideas.”

[That’s right. The gag instincts that have been built up for 5 years without a stage to show off are finally released! How exciting would that be? And how much would your mouth and body be twitching?]

Shelter Broadcasting Station is the only broadcast station in the world today that can broadcast nationwide.

A broadcast stage, various professional equipment, makeup tools, costumes, personal frequencies for transmission, low-orbit satellites, and even their own base stations.

It has everything.

[He even said that he would work hard even if he was only given bananas as a salary instead of money. He was so embarrassed when he was given real bananas as a snack that day.]

The kids giggled.

Are you surprised that I’m really going to use you as a banana?

Or are you surprised by the infrastructure that allows you to eat bananas in this world?

“That guy was alive too.”

I discovered some comedians who were famous for their fat jokes.

They were a trio that worked together, but there were only two of them.

[Unfortunately, one of the trio was drafted during the Infection War and died in battle.]

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“I see.”

Both of them had been on forced diets for the past five years, which left them so skinny that their organs were no longer usable.

Well, in these days when everyone is struggling to eat anyway, even if you make a fat joke, you’ll probably get a lot of hate instead of laughter. A change in position will be essential.

[Would you like to watch the rehearsal? I’ll make you laugh from the special seats.]

Kids led me with a confident face.

* * *

But the rehearsal was a huge failure.

This was because it had been five years since they had performed on stage, and the shelter manager was there to watch, so the comedians were so nervous that they forgot their lines and made mistakes.

[oh my.]

The kids didn’t know what to do with themselves at the sight.

“It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s just funny. If you do it properly without making any mistakes, everyone will be turned upside down.”

But that alone was enough to keep me from laughing.

Of the many entertainment options available at the shelter, the one thing that couldn’t be implemented was a human gag show.

The apocalyptic comedy that I learned in the world of survival competition was also very refreshing.

Comedians did not hesitate to use hard topics such as murder, looting, robbery, prostitution, and drugs.

It’s on a level that puts even the most mediocre American black comedies out of the question.

Everyone’s spirits are running high in order to survive, and it’s only natural that there’s no one to make a fuss about the inconvenience.

As we walked around the broadcasting station with Kids’ guidance, we were able to discover people other than comedians.

I thought there would be singers practicing their singing, but there are also some people I never expected.

“Is that a nude photoshoot?”

Nearly naked women are being photographed in a photoshoot under dim red lights.

Maxim is just a high-level shot that easily surpasses others and is close to a hustler.

[Nude pictorials are too sophisticated an expression, and it would be more accurate to call them pornography.]

“…This is your base, right?”

[Yes, but is there a problem?]

“Okay. If the landlord is okay with it, then that’s fine.”

Artemis, Chrollo, and Rose each have their own special administrative districts.

Even a gentle guy like Chloro demanded strict order and cleanliness in such a place.

If you were to tell the police headquarters that you were going to film porn, even Rose would have a clouded expression.

[No matter how much the world becomes a better place thanks to vaccines, isn’t every day a life like a war?]

“Yes. Even though the infection has weakened and decreased, you can still see it everywhere.”

There are limited food and resources, fights over shelter, lawlessness and fighting born of desire, and even attacks by wild beasts that have increased in number.

[The administrator is also a soldier who has been on active duty and fought in battles, so he will understand.]

Where the kid is pointing is a Latina woman sitting with her breasts exposed and her legs spread wide open.

She caresses her nipples with her fingers and licks her lips with a lewd expression.

Her pubic hair was sticking out because she was wearing thin, translucent panties that were less than 2cm wide.

In the booth next to it, there is an Asian woman who is completely naked and has her legs up in the air like a ballerina.

[How much support can one such obscene photo provide to soldiers risking their lives in the field!]

“When I was deployed, there was never a case where the US military armored vehicle I rode in didn’t have obscene pictures on the inside.”

[you’re right!]

The kids nodded enthusiastically.

[It’s been 5 years! It’s been 5 years! And it’s been in such a poor and difficult living environment! The ones that came out before are probably charred, discolored, tattered, and torn.]

The hologram of Kids changed into a pure white saint’s outfit and took a praying pose.

Her eyes are closed devoutly, her hands are clasped together in an adorable manner, and instead of a cross necklace, she has a pendant shaped like red female lips hanging around her neck.

[Then shouldn’t someone take on the responsibility of creating and distributing it anew?]

“It’s definitely something that someone needs to do.”

[At one military camp, violence and mutiny broke out over the last remaining Maxim magazines. Three soldiers and one officer were sent to the brig for it.]

“oh my god.”

But the sad reality is that this is something that is truly convincing.

[After hearing that story, I made up my mind. I, the life manager Kids, will become the last digital pimp of this era. People can’t live with just public safety and supplies, right?]

It’s a noble spirit that is admirable, but there’s a problem.

“But would Artemis allow us to use paper and ink here? She’d probably make a fuss about it being unclean and a waste of resources as soon as she heard about it.”

No matter how much I think about it, there’s no way that the misandry goddess would accept pornographic magazines or nude greeting cards.

Even if Artemis turns a blind eye to the photography itself, which is Kids’ exclusive right, the resources required to print the photos are a separate issue.

[Ahem!]

Kids look at me with even more earnest expression than when they were praying just now.

In that look, I could catch the voice in her heart that she could not bring herself to say out loud.

“Okay, let me take the lead. This is something only I can do.”

[Your grace is infinite! All men on the Korean Peninsula will praise your grace!]

Kids bowed to me with sincere respect and gratitude.

Whether you convince Artemis or ignore her and force-print with administrator privileges, this has to pass.

For the soldiers who are fighting and risking their lives to protect their positions on this Korean peninsula today, and for the laborers who are deployed to do difficult work that someone has to do!

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