Assistant Manager Kim Hates Idols - Chapter 155
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| Episode 155. Analysis of other departments’ duties (1)
It was a well-known fact among sparklers that Spark was a somewhat strange idol.
On the outside, all six of them looked like perfectly healthy men, but they were also incredibly handsome.
But if you look closely, everyone has… … that is… … an unusual corner.
Just look at center Choi Je-ho, who can be called the face of Spark right now.
“There’s a stain on the table. What should I do?”
“Don’t you have a table mat? You need to put it underneath.”
“I laid it down, but the mat was also punctured.”
Because he had the ability to destroy a sheet map, a table mat, and a dining table in one fell swoop, Choi Je-ho was always treated like a servant.
When it comes time to chop firewood, is it because he got into the habit of chopping alone while hearing his team members say, “Choi Je-ho, it’s finally your time to work!”
The tall, cool-headed center with a steely countenance has been reduced to a beverage opener, a wood chipper, and a human compressor.
There was also a member who was quietly growing into servant number 2 next to Choi Je-ho.
“Kang-Gyeon, your skills have improved a lot?”
“I guess it’s because there are so many things I want to cut.”
“It’s not me, is it?”
Kang Ki-yeon had better balance than Choi Je-ho, who only focused on strength.
However, thanks to being armed with a more cool-headed mind than Choi Je-ho, the way he treated the members gradually became rougher.
『Oh my, look at how fresh our Seongbin is!』
“huh……?”
“You’re so cute. I should put up a picture as big as a door.”
Lee Cheong-hyeon, who is the same age as Kang Ki-yeon, was not treated very well as an older brother.
Although he felt more affectionate than Kang Ki-yeon, Lee Cheong-hyeon’s way of expressing affection was—to borrow the expression of the fandom—a little twisted. It meant that he was unusual.
Even now, Lee Cheong-hyeon was folding his 50th heart out of colored paper, saying he would put it on the slogan. He also added that he would not mind using gold colored paper for his brother.
If I put all those hearts on, Jeong Seong-bin’s photo will turn into a frilled lizard.
“What are you going to write, Joo-woo?”
『… … Should I write that I will cheer you on until you die?』
『Um… … Let’s try to refine the expression a little.』
There was also Park Joo-woo, who made tremendous statements with a gentle expression and calm voice.
Although he had a generous personality in everything, Park Joo-woo often showed great obsession in strange places.
Just by looking at the all-white bedding and the clean-sole sneakers, you could sense Park Joo-woo’s beliefs.
“No. That’s not all I wanted! ”
“What slogan do you want?”
『An authentic slogan that shows its presence even when captured in a group shot on camera.』
“Is there something like that?”
‘But the strangest thing is the transfer.’
I felt relieved to see them making placards so bravely, but Kim I-wol still looked distressed. All because he didn’t like the slogan.
Kim Yi-wol, the ‘skilled assistant’ who is trustworthy in everything he does except dance, tends to be obsessed with idol-like things.
Kim Yi-wol, who had been in agony, finally went into the grand project of changing the three letters of Jeong Seong-bin’s name from fluorescent pink to fluorescent lime. It was a scene that could not be watched without tears.
The task of creating cheering tools among rough youths was a series of hardships.
Choi Je-ho changed Jeong Seong-bin to ‘Jang Sang-bin’ by reversing the vowels, and Park Joo-woo’s placard was so full of ominous energy that it was discarded.
Spark’s trial and error was also conveyed very vividly to the viewers.
≫ Choi Je-ho’s Power of Confidence
└ You, the man who destroys everything with an innocent expression… … You’re the best, it’s thrilling
└ The first stone tablet, a servant statue that doesn’t seem like it could be overcome with just rice
≫ Why does our Wagi Giyeon want to cut it so badly?
Just say the word and I’ll take care of it.
└ Don’t come out, Kiyeon. The older sisters will cut it all down for you.
└ I will make sure that our Kiyeon doesn’t get a single drop of blood on her hands.
└ Romantic
≫ Cheong-Hyeon is more evil than the mad sparkler
└ It’s not easy to appeal to the members’ love more than Lee Cheong-hyun
≫ Joo-woo is a little like that
A man who is obsessed with the same things as ordinary people
└ That’s the same thing as saying “Siddeok Cheonghyeon”
└ Even if you say that I don’t get along with you, shouldn’t you not use such analogies? I will sue you and have an endless legal battle.
└ I’m sorry, but you really don’t fit in. I’ll watch to see how far you go.
└ = Meaning that they will covet each other until they die
└ I thought there was a fight so I brought popcorn but it was a wedding
Certainly, the number of real-time mentions has increased significantly since the Awangsil. Baek Hae-won’s heart was filled with happiness.
Even after sending a placard that seemed to have matured to the point of being filled with love, the handmade vlog continued.
Spark, a professional idol, did not forget to fill in his comments while concentrating on his work.
Kim Yi-wol said with a serious expression.
“If Seongbin borrows money using his voice as collateral, he can buy an apartment with a view of the Han River.”
『If it’s toward the Han River, there are LTV regulations, so won’t the loans be that big?』
“It’s possible with a Jeong Seong-bin secured loan, not a home mortgage loan.”
“That’s right.”
Lee Cheong-hyeon nodded in agreement.
“What is LTV?”
When a word he had never heard before appeared, Baek Hae-won turned to SNS, an ocean of information.
≫ That’s right < That's how it is… …
└ Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
└ But can you get a loan by voice? LTV 90% is possible
≫ At first, I thought only Kim I-wol was a Dorai, but Lee Cheong-hyeon is also a Dorai
If you look closely, it's Lee Cheong-Hyeon who agrees with what his brother saysㅋㅋㅋ
└ It seems like the two of them are a bit in sync ㅋㅋㅋㅋ If something weird comes out and they start doing tiki-taka, it's those two
└ Joojungs
└ This is so freaking hilarious ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
└ Ah, our kids are sober, lol
There, the spicy socialites were laughing among themselves.
When they say that all five-year-olds are heavy and ten-year-olds are left at home, Baek Hae-won feels a deep sense of betrayal.
After going through the green window, I finally found out that LTV was a mortgage loan, but I still felt like Baek Hae-won didn't fully understand our children's conversation.
All that was left was the useless conclusion that 'If you want to laugh with Spark, you have to study real estate.'
However, the video was not full of nonsense.
Even in the midst of a battle of craftsmanship that made viewers compromise with reality, there were moments that touched the heart.
"Brother Lee Wol, do you have more to come?"
Kang Ki-yeon, who had been concentrating on his swordsmanship far away from the camera, came into the living room and asked.
When Kim I-wol said that there was nothing in particular, Kang Ki-yeon returned to the kitchen table holding a bundle of sheets of paper.
"Why are you guys standing there? Come here and make it."
"Let's go now."
Kang Ki-yeon, who had his back to the living room, answered in a mumbled tone.
Following this, Kang Ki-yeon, who hid the cutter knife that Choi Je-ho and I used behind trash and entered the room, was captured in a small corner of the screen.
A camera followed Kang Ki-yeon.
Kang Ki-yeon opened a small closet in the corner of the room.
Tools neatly organized under Kang Ki-yeon's sleeves were visible.
A pair of scissors, a screwdriver, small pliers, etc.
‘Miss, why is Kang Ki-yeon so special… … .’
Kim Yi-wol, the person involved, seemed unaware that Kang Ki-yeon and Choi Je-ho were standing in the kitchen and only moving the finished materials. That made it even more heartbreaking.
Spark's slogan-making machine was finally finished after turning the living room into a mess.
"I believe that our Seongbin will do well. Let's show him the spirit of a leader!"
"The results will be as good as the amount of preparation you put in. Fighting."
『I'm proud that my friend is standing on such a wonderful stage. I congratulate him and I'll cheer him on hard… !』
『Don't act too nice when I'm not around. I get jealous. You know I love you, right? My brother is the best! Do your best!』
"Don't be nervous and do your best. Leader, fighting!"
The members' warm support flowed out in the cookie video.
After a long time, Baek Hae-won had time to return to the world of the Yusa family, which was the home of her heart.
* * *
Even during their inactive period, idols don't rest.
I had a busy schedule, such as going to local events, performing on stage, or appearing on various YouTube channels or variety shows. Other than that, I spent my time practicing on my own.
Originally, I was planning to release a digital single around this time, but… … .
'This time, the company will push you hard! Don't worry!'
… … UA said they would take care of all the pre-work, so I had nothing to do. So these days, I only go to the mid-term meetings.
Of course, just because my job disappeared, it didn't mean that I had no more work. There was a pile of English study materials and data backups that had piled up, and PTs that I hadn't received in a while.
As I was organizing my messy schedule, a note caught my eye.
Acting classes need to be rescheduled
'That's right, there was that too.'
Idols in modern society had to be able to do anything, and that 'anything' included acting.
UA did not spare any support for education. They even provided acting classes for better expression. Because of this, I don’t know how much I struggled between Choi Je-ho, a genius in expressing emotions, and Lee Cheong-hyun, who had a learning ability that was better than a sponge.
'Wasn't there really anyone who acted in Spark?'
The acting career of idols has always been a hot potato. Among the few issues that Spark, who has always been involved in all kinds of issues, has not been involved in was 'a new challenge as an actor'.
I felt like I could have canceled this class if I wasn't going to pursue acting seriously. I felt like I was wasting extra money and time on something I could have learned from a dance teacher.
But this acting class caught me off guard in a completely unexpected way.
“A drama audition?”
The CEO and manager made a shocking announcement to me, whose only acting ability was to 'imitate the drunken Nam manager.'
To summarize the conversation between the two, it was something like this.
1. As a new drama was about to go into production, it was facing difficulties in casting because it was written by a new writer.
2. As the volume of the lead and supporting roles decreased and casting was postponed day after day, the possibility of scheduling decreased, so the production company hastily started to focus on casting.
3. Casting idols was considered as a way to cover up the low recognition of the main characters and secure at least some loyal viewers.
4. Due to budget issues, the production company wanted idols with low pay, but the amount of screen time is very small and the appearance fee is low, so it is not easy to get even that.
5. During this time, I received an audition offer, and the company asked me if I wanted to audition. The end.
I tried to organize it, but I couldn't really accept it. My head kept denying reality.
“It’s just a suggestion, so you don’t have to accept it. Your condition is the most important thing.”
'Then I… …' I was about to step back when something sparkled before my eyes.
no way.
no way!
At this point!
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[SYSTEM] 'New task' has been assigned.
▷ Participating in the audition for the drama 'In My Office'
▷ Reward: Memory Data (1)
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X-Foot!
“What do you think? Should I give you some time to think about it?”
“I will do it.”
The system told me to do it. Now my condition doesn't matter at all.
Even the reward is memory. I don't know what kind of structure data is, but it was a necessary reward for me, who has more holes in my head than basalt.
If you just go to the audition, it's fine. Given the nature of the system, if they were going to give you more drama-related work, they would have set the new work to 'pass the audition' from the beginning.
“I am grateful for the opportunity. I will work hard!”
“You don’t have to work a little harder. Then I’ll tell you that I’ll audition.”
Fall, the exciting season.
The exciting job interview preparations for office workers have begun.