Assistant Manager Kim Hates Idols - Chapter 159
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| Episode 159. Personality Test
“Your hair has grown a lot.”
“Is that so?”
“huh.”
Park Joo-woo played with my hair.
Although there is no one among the Spark guys who is not like that, Park Joo-woo paid special attention to healing my external wounds.
“If you cover it with your hair, it won’t be noticeable. What’s the big deal?”
“still.”
The guy seemed really nervous.
“Are you afraid it will show?”
It was soon time to go live.
It’s been a while since I last participated in a broadcast. It was because Spark was doing a five-member broadcast for a while due to an accident or something.
To reassure me, I waved the beret that the manager had just given me.
Park Joo-woo put a hat on my head and fixed my hair without saying anything.
“It’s fortunate that it’s a show where we just have to talk… … .”
Park Joo-woo muttered.
Today’s broadcast concept is a peaceful nogari cracker.
That doesn’t mean we didn’t do anything that we couldn’t do, even if we had chosen a company conference room as the location. We stayed true to the concept and reserved a cozy wood-toned studio, placed board games all around, and even provided pretty blankets.
The Spark team worked hard to create the perfect background. Dedicated people are really nice.
The outfits were unified in an old-school look with a casual feel. There were only slight differences within it.
In my case, the main thing was a knit vest that matched the beret, while Kang Ki-yeon wore a hoodie that looked like a rebel who did some rap in the 90s. If we were in the same class, we would never have become close.
They dressed up and gathered in front of the camera, filling the screen.
Is it because they’re growing? These guys are growing at an incredible rate. Since they have no more fat to burn, they can’t reduce their volume horizontally.
While the guys were sitting down and the manager was adjusting the angle of the cell phone camera, someone said:
“There are 3 minutes left until the Spark broadcast starts!”
A moment of tension came over me.
‘Will the people who watch the broadcast of five people accept me?’
I saw the faces of the five people who had sat down before me.
They are all faces that are not missing anything. With those faces, the guys left the middle empty, which is annoying. It’s fortunate that they are in the back row.
My heart was beating fast. I didn’t want to get in between them.
“Hey, what are you doing? Come quickly!”
Lee Cheong-hyeon gestured.
I wanted to run away. I was dragged through the guys like a prisoner.
I couldn’t show my dead face, so I smiled hard, but my insides were burning black.
I felt like I was getting motion sickness like I had never experienced before.
The broadcast started regardless of my feelings.
“Sparkler, hello!”
Jeong Seong-bin greeted them cheerfully. The chats that had been coming up before the live broadcast began began to appear on the screen.
≫ Hello guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥
≫ Hi~
≫ Start quickly, quickly, quickly
≫ It’s my birthday today haha Please say happy birthday!
≫ The royal family was so cool ㅠㅠㅠ Spark is the best idol
My mouth fell open.
I quickly scanned the chat with my eyes.
If you see comments like, ‘Oh, it was better when there were five of us,’ you should pretend to pour water on yourself and wipe it off, or get out of the angle…
≫ Oh my gosh, Lee Wol-ah
≫ Are you okay, Yiwol?!?!?!?!?!
≫ Lee Wol-ahㅠㅠㅠㅠ It’s nice to see your face
≫ Finally 6 people ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
≫ If you’re having a hard time, lie down and broadcast. You can do that too.
≫ Iwol-ahh …
≫ It’s February ♥♥♥♥♥ I really missed you ㅠㅠㅠ You worked hard, my baby ㅠㅠ
≫ It’s been a while since we’ve done a 6-person liveㅎㅎ Congratulations on your recoveryㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
≫ ㅋㅋㅋBecause there is a carryover, the kids’ expressions look more stable ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Affectionate words poured out.
It was only after seeing the growing affection that I realized the cause of the tension.
I said I didn’t want to be hated by the fans.
* * *
The main content of this broadcast is an analysis of each member’s personality type.
I know the official MBTI of the Spark guys. The only problem is that it lacks credibility.
Young sparks who didn’t know how to understand themselves were unable to wisely escape the swamp of MBTI questions and often came back with incorrect self-analysis results.
≫ Hmm… … ? Our title is E?
Jehoya, don’t you know what your extroversion is?
There is Choi Je-ho, who confidently chooses extreme extroversion when asked whether he is an extrovert or an introvert because he communicates well with the dance team.
≫ You’re planning your meals for the week in advance, but you haven’t chosen the sauce yet, so it looks like P?
Kiyeon, we decided to call that person J.
After spending a long time with Jeong Seong-bin, a very plan-oriented person, there was also Kang Ki-yeon, who had become critical of herself.
So today, instead of the tests we do ourselves, we have a special feature on ‘MBTIs of my colleagues as seen by our members.’
This way, I can avoid the misfortune of becoming a loser again. There is no such thing as a crazy cleaner in MBTI.
When the dedicated team asked, “Do kids these days take MBTI tests?”, it was worth pretending not to notice and talking on and on.
“Before that, does anyone know your MBTI?”
Lee Cheong-hyeon asked, but no one was there.
It’s worth cutting off Internet civilization by banning monitoring. It’s a hundred times better to be pure than to go somewhere and learn strange terms.
The chat window was already filled with comments like, “Your MBTI is CUTE.” These guys didn’t even know it was a joke and were seriously talking nonsense like, asking if there was such a MBTI.
It was easy to distinguish between extroverts and introverts.
“Joo Woo and Choi Je Ho are I. They both prefer to be alone when they rest.”
“Brother Joo Woo, wouldn’t the I come out at around 99%?”
Kang Ki-yeon also agreed with what I said.
“… …Is that not good?”
Park Joo-woo asked a serious question. Thanks to that, I had to explain in detail for three minutes that there is no good or bad in MBTI, and that it only distinguishes tendencies.
“You’re a tough one. You do all your hobbies alone.”
“Then aren’t you also I?”
“I really, really enjoy hanging out with the members.”
After I finally managed to appease Park Joo-woo, the youngest ones started arguing, saying, “You’re I, I’m I.”
“Then what is Kim Iwol?”
Choi Je-ho pointed at me.
“That guy is that. He thinks he is I, but he is E, who cannot be separated from people.”
Lee Cheong-hyeon answered without a moment’s hesitation.
It’s unfair. I like being alone too. I’m happiest when I’m resting in my small officetel.
But Lee Cheong-hyeon didn’t seem willing to listen to my protest. The other guys just nodded silently, which made things even worse.
As a result of the discussion with the Sparkler members, it was decided that I, Jeong Seong-bin, and Lee Cheong-hyeon would be E, and the rest of the members would be I.
S and N were also well-defined. Choi Je-ho, Jeong Seong-bin, and Kang Ki-yeon, who are realists, were designated as S.
Nana, who imagines the system falling on her head while showering, Lee Cheong-hyeon, who types on the keyboard in her head every night, and Park Joo-woo, a dreamer whose thoughts are completely unknown, were chosen to play N.
In the first place, do you think people who have to roll the dice in a special situation like mine are also considered N? I don’t know the criteria.
But up until this point, the story had progressed relatively peacefully.
It was during the question about teaching T and F that the audio started to get noisy.
“There’s a question that’s probably the easiest way to figure this out. What would you say if someone said, ‘I was depressed today, so I bought bread?’?”
Jeong Seong-bin asked. Then Lee Cheong-hyeon intervened.
“Who asks that question? A close friend? Or someone you just know?”
“It’s tricky, I guess it’s not N.”
Choi Je-ho, who received an S rating from everyone, shook his head as if he didn’t understand.
But who’s asking the question… … doesn’t that matter? Does that not matter to you at all?
But this was just a drop in the bucket.
“Let’s say I asked a question. I came home one day out of the blue with some bread.”
“You eat bread for breakfast too. Are carbohydrates okay?”
The answer was even more shocking.
“Jeho, are you okay?”
“Didn’t it explode?”
Lee Cheong-hyeon and I took turns worrying about Choi Je-ho’s broken personality. Park Joo-woo already looked more hurt than me.
Choi Je-ho frowned as he saw the reactions of those around him.
“why?”
“No, I bought bread because the child was depressed.”
“so?”
“Then shouldn’t you at least ask why I’m depressed?”
Choi Je-ho hesitated for a moment at my words.
Then, perhaps because he thought it was an improvement, he came up with a new answer.
“Will eating bread make you feel better?”
“Okay.”
I sighed but held it in. If only the same people appeared, it wouldn’t be fun for the viewers, so I think it’s for the sake of making the content more fun. It’s frustrating, though.
But there was another ambush.
“… … Would you like me to bring out some milk?”
“Giyeon, why are you like that too?”
“Seongbin hyung is trying to soothe his depression with bread. Please eat it more deliciously and change your mood quickly… … .”
≫ Danra’s Confidence T
≫ I don’t think Seongbin hyung will be able to change his mood… …
≫ I thought that Jeho and Giyeon’s feedback style was to just get to the point ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
≫ Do you feel better if you eat bread? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
≫ When you eat bread, you can’t change your mood without milk. Kiyeon’s words are right.
“I, I won’t be depressed… … .”
ESFJ Jeong Seong-bin, who was listening to the heated debate between ISTP Choi Je-ho, ENFP Lee Cheong-hyeon, and ISTJ Kang Ki-yeon, laughed as if he had found relief. INFP Park Joo-woo was busy just watching.
It seems like the MBTI trend will continue to blow in the dorms for the time being.
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Name: Kim Yi-wol
Birthday: February 14th
Born: Seoul
Height: 183cm
MBTI: ENFJ
Nicknames: Nagging Machine, Underworld Cool Tone, Military Squad Leader, Human CCTV, Polite Scoundrel
Likes: Bass, basil tea, short meetings
Dislikes: Overtime, illegal activities, rude behavior
Motto: Live with a front view
Favorite food: Jjolmyeon
Favorite scent: Green
Favorite music genre: Metal
Favorite sport: Soccer
Confident body part: Hands
My own habit: tapping my thigh or desk when I think
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