Back Off, Let Me Come - #931 - Chapter 930: 930: Are you sick? 【Ask for monthly ticket】

Chapter 930 Chapter 930: Are you sick? 【Ask for monthly ticket】

Gong Xiqiu stared at the county prince who was being restrained by him, and said in a gloomy tone: “Haha, I’m sorry you don’t dare to give me the old one.”

 The county prince’s eyes wandered slightly.

Gong Xiqiu didn’t know that he was almost stripped of his trousers by a young man who was traveling with him that day. The two of them also had a serious discussion on whether they wanted the old calf nose robe or the new calf nose robe: [Since it is to prove that you are beaten To win his trophy, it must be something close to his body, otherwise he will be criticized for being a fake. 】

 The visitor looked reluctant and said: “It’s too dirty.” 】

 As far as he knows, many people don’t like to take baths.

 The crotch is a close-fitting item, so how dirty is it?

As the core of the discussion, the county magistrate even wanted to die at this moment, but he still held on to the waistband of his pants with both hands.

The young man traveling with him pondered: [That’s true, if Brother Six knows that we are taking the smelly man’s crotch back…]

 He shuddered as he didn’t know what he thought of.

The visitor asked: “How about letting him use his hair as his head?” 】

 The young man walking with him waved his hands up and down.

　　【No, no, what do we do with his hair? 】

The county prince also wanted to ask at this moment – what do they want to do with their own clothes? It serves no purpose other than to be more humiliating. You don’t want to collect all kinds of patterns and patterns in the world, right? You’re young, don’t be so perverted!

　　【Shao Bai, hair is also very heavy! 】

　　【Well, if that’s the case, what do you think we should do? 】

The young man traveling with him: [How about asking him to give him a new calf-nosed robe, and then asking him to prove that this calf-nosed robe belongs to him. With this thing in hand, we will have the handle in our hands for the rest of our lives! 】

 They had no intention of coming here to attack the county princes.

 After all, the ability of a county prince in a duel is not outstanding.

Coming all the way here, I have some grudges.

The group of them passed by here and happened to save an old man who was seeking death. According to what the father-in-law said, the prince of this county enjoys the land and the land here. The father-in-law and his family are all tenants bound to the countryside. In order to support and expand his private army, the county prince exploited ordinary people like them. My father-in-law’s family cannot make ends meet every year, and three of his grandchildren have starved to death. His beloved son and his wife died of illness one after another a while ago. I don’t even have the savings to pay for a doctor. I feel desperate. When I went out to farm this morning and saw the river, I had the idea of ​​​​death.

The river water in his mouth was too painful, and he didn’t want to die.

When the young man who was traveling with him heard this, he couldn’t restrain his overwhelming sense of justice and was ready to take action to show off the magistrate. The other three people traveling with us have seen this kind of tragedy too much and are used to it, but they did not stop the two young men: [Meet us before sunset. Qingzhi and I will wait for you at the front station. 】

 Having said that, he added: “You shall not kill anyone.” 】

　　【Sixth brother, why can’t you kill him? 】

　　【Tianyi originally belonged to the food and salary of this county prince. Although he was greedy, I never heard of him committing any evil deeds that disregarded human life along the way. At most, he was harsh on the tenants, but it was also within the scope of the law. If you kill him, can you guarantee that the next one won’t get worse? This is his fiefdom, guarded by him from war and massacre. If he dies, in the future…]

It is too common for the enemy to invade and massacre the city.

 Besides, the tenants starved to death not only because of the small amount of taxes they paid, but also involved many problems. The root cause was the inaction of the royal court. It is reasonable for tenants to pay their land to the county prince, but what about other exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous taxes?

　　Not to mention the tenants, even the own farmers will starve to death. This place is not sparsely populated, which shows that the commander is not completely inactive. He killed people rashly and left these two to clean up the mess?

 Sixth brother told them not to kill anyone, so the two of them naturally would not kill the county prince, but they wanted to save their father-in-law, so they made a strange move of using the other’s nose as a trophy to humiliate the other.

【how to prove? 】

The young man traveling with him laughed and said: [Let him sign his name! 】

The other person raised his eyebrows: [There are so many duplicate surnames and first names. 】

 The young man traveling with him gave a bad idea: [Cut the tiger talisman! 】

The seal under the Wu Danhu Talisman cannot be forged.

When the county magistrate heard this, his eyes turned black.

In the end, two damned little beasts succeeded. The other side forced the county prince to sign his name on the brand new calf-nosed robe, stamp it with the tiger seal, and then walked away. The county magistrate was so angry that he vomited out a mouthful of old blood. He rested on the bed for several days and still felt uncomfortable.

　　When he saw Gong Xi Qiu Sha coming, he thought that the **** little beast was coming back, and he wished he could knock him unconscious.

 Happily, Gong Xiqiu is not a God-killing little beast.

 It’s just that the two of them look similar…

Gong Xiqiu asked: “Do you know their names?”

The county prince was forced to be intimidated and had to try hard to recall the unbearable day: “One is called Shaobai, and the other is called Thirteen.”

Gong Xiqiu murmured: “Shaobai, thirteen?”

He asked again: “Which one looks more similar to me?”

According to the intelligence analysis revealed by the county prince, the person who died in vain in the underground palace should be the eldest brother, and the one who beat up the county prince should be the nephew. Since they are uncle and nephew, the eldest nephew must have a similar appearance to himself.

Well, there is another possibility!

The name Thirteen, at first glance, does not look like a name that an eldest brother would give. It is more like the order of heirs in the family, so—

Gong Xiqiu’s face couldn’t help but change slightly, and the joy rising in his heart suppressed the sadness of losing his brother – could it be that this eldest brother who had no chance to see him was diligent and talented in these years of exile, and he and his sister-in-law gave birth to a total of thirteen children? fetal? ? ?

Perhaps Thirteen is also my good nephew!

I just don’t know if there are nieces among the thirteen children. The orthodoxy of the Gongxi clan still has to fall on the head of the good niece.

The Marquis of the County held back his words: “The ones named Shaobai are more similar.”

It is not easy to estimate the true age of a powerful martial artist by their appearance, but judging from the appearance of Gong Xiqiu and Shaobai, they are not only related by blood, they are probably close relatives in the fifth server!

 “Where’s Thirteen?”

The county magistrate shook his head: “It’s not very similar.”

Gong Xiqiu murmured: “The nine sons of Long are different. There is no definite rule for whether they are like father or mother… You have passed this question, but do you know where they went?”

The county magistrate really can’t answer this question.

but-

The County Marquis whispered: “Listening to the conversation between these two damn… young men, it seems that they are traveling and want to challenge the strong men from all over the world.”

Although the county prince thinks that this kind of behavior is useless.

If a brave warrior wants to improve his cultivation quickly, battlefield achievements are the most convenient way. What’s the use of challenging others everywhere? Not only is the efficiency too low, but there is also a huge risk of being kicked out of the iron plate and ending up in another country. That’s why rangers with no background like to do this.

Gong Xiqiu also had a serious expression on his face.

There are many heroes in the world, who knows who they will challenge?

I can’t just run after them.

If another underground palace tragedy happened and I arrived a few days late, wouldn’t my eldest nephew and the others be in danger? Gong Xiqiu was thinking about countermeasures in his mind. When he glanced at the county prince from the corner of his eye, he had an idea: “You, go and get a new calf-nosed robe.”     The county prince: “…”

Gong Xiqiu: “Write your name, stamp it, and then announce it, ‘Qiu is invincible in the world.’ Your skills are inferior to others.”

 His cerebellum finally did not shrink to the point of disappearing.

This place is not the northwest controlled by Mama. In the old monster’s territory, the surname Gongxi cannot be displayed openly yet. He replaced it with “hatred” and promoted it louder!

 He must be prepared with both hands.

 It would be best if he could find his eldest nephews. If he couldn’t find them, then he would find ways to get them to challenge him.

To become famous, you naturally need some stepping stones.

 The county lord’s liver-colored face is filled with sorrow and indignation!

 Three **** little beasts!

However, his skills were not as good as those of others, so the county marquis resigned out of grief and anger.

 In the next two months, Gong Xiqiu used the clues he found to find the traces of his target. He met a brave warrior with a strength of 13th level, middle Geng or above, and took the time to come to “check in and collect stamps”. Along the way, there will be victims who will lose a brand new calf.

Of course, there are also people who refuse to be humiliated.

Gong Xiqiu was willing to discuss with the other party: “It’s okay if you don’t give me a calf-nosed robe. After all, I have collected so many of these things, and I feel disgusted. Let’s make a compromise and give him a bellyband.” Anyway, he just wants to be famous. Rather than really having a collecting habit.

The strength of brave warriors can reach around the thirteenth level. Except for a few talented people, most of them rely on their age and military merit. Naturally, they are not too young. I met Gong Xiqiu, a junior, and asked for a calf-nosed robe, but failed and wanted to hug his belly…

I don’t know how many times I insulted him.

 “Just…just, does it have to be these two things?”

Gong Xiqiu tilted his head: “Are the others powerful enough?”

 You can’t let him tattoo the other person’s face, right?

 Write【Qiu, come here for a visit】?

The other party is willing to write, but Gong Xiqiu is not willing. Who wants to have their name on the face of an old man in his dozens of years?

 He is not a pervert!

There are also loyal people who refuse to compromise, refuse to accept the slightest humiliation, and would rather kill themselves! Gong Xiqiu still wants to keep them to gain experience for his eldest nephew, so naturally he won’t let anyone die. In the end, after bargaining, I still had to take away the veil with the certificate.

The brave warriors fight to the death in private, and the spoils of war are the loser’s head. Gong Xiqiu only asks for tokens rather than human lives, and most of the victims are still willing. It’s just that they didn’t expect that after this unhealthy trend was blown away, it would come back.

 There was a group of five people inside the tea shop.

Other guests are talking about the strange villain.

The strange knight has a hatred, the knight has ears, and is a foreigner. The ancestor is unknown, he is about 20 years old, he has a magnificent appearance, a tall body, a cheerful personality, a chivalrous spirit, eccentricities, and high strength. He likes men to have small noses. Every time he loses someone, he will ask for the other’s personal belongings, so he is a strange knight!

It is said that the practice of using a calf-nosed robe to represent the head was initiated by an unknown ranger. It is not easy for a brave warrior to practice martial arts. If one loses his head in a deadly battle, the blood relatives will be heartbroken. Parents will lose their sons, wives and concubines will lose their husbands, and children will lose their heads. His father was immoral and only increased his killing karma.

 Then he came up with the idea of ​​using Du Bi Si as his head.

Well, why doesn’t that count as lifeblood?

 For a time, it was highly praised by the rangers and became popular everywhere.

 It’s just that no one can tell where the source is.

 They only know that this is a custom!

Thirteen looked at his sixth brother proudly: “Brother Six, you have nothing to say now, right? This is the rule of the ranger!”

 The man called Sixth Brother looked livid.

“How can there be such weird ranger rules?” There are senior rangers among his sworn brothers, don’t lie to him!

Fourth Uncle Lin on the side said: “The winds are different in a hundred miles, and the customs are different in a thousand miles. This place is not in the northwest after all. It is normal that the rules of the rangers are different. But, the calf-nosed crotch hugging the belly and so on… This is really, too humiliating. A little bit.”

Chao Lian thought reasonably: “Compared with the head on the neck, what’s the importance of a piece of crotch cloth underneath?”

　　It’s just a robe, not a lifeblood.

 Sixth brother Fang Yan still couldn’t accept it: “Isn’t it dirty?”

Chao Lian said: “We are both men…”

Seeing that Sixth Brother’s expression was distorted, he comforted him: “It’s not used, Sixth Brother, just think that Thirteen and others collected a few pieces of cloth and followed the locals. Since we have come here, we are using the identity of a ranger and following the rules of the rangers here.” There are no rules or regulations.”

 Fang Yan: “…”

 Horses are all trendsetters.

No one is willing to admit that their skills are inferior to others, nor do they want to admit that they do not understand the rules. For a time, it became fashionable in the industry to use a calf-nosed robe to represent the head. With so many people following the herd, what should have been a humiliation has become a good talk. There are even knights competing to see whose calf’s nose is made of expensive and comfortable materials, and the patterns are complex and exquisite…

With the number of people collecting Dubiqiu, Gong Xiqiu’s road to fame was not so smooth. When he challenged his new victim, the latter smiled slyly at him and said proudly: “Weird Xia Qiu, this general The calf-nosed robe is not so easy to obtain!”

 Gong Xiqiu: “…”

 No, do these people have any serious illness?

However, there was too little news about his eldest nephew. In order to attract the other party to challenge him, Gong Xiqiu had to pinch his nose and continue.

 The victim was beaten with some personal emotions.

But before every fight, Gong Xiqiu would ask the other party if he had seen a young man similar to himself before. Occasionally there are surprises, but more often than not there are disappointments.

“Nephew, my uncle has been looking for you for many years… Big brother, if you have a soul in heaven, please ask me to meet my nephew as soon as possible. It is too dangerous outside, and I will fight to the death to protect him.” However, his eldest brother In heaven, things work sometimes and sometimes not.

  Gong Xiqiu always misses his eldest nephew.

 The latest time was just one day apart.

Shaobai arrived on the second day after challenging his opponent.

 Looking at his opponent who was still injured, he couldn’t make a move.

　　The more times he went, the more Gong Xiqiu began to doubt his life.

  Could it be that someone is blocking me from somewhere?

Now is not a good time to meet your eldest nephew?

 Gong Xiqiu’s life dictionary does not have the word “give up”. He wanted to regroup, but unexpected events broke his plan.

 He received a letter from home.

 A letter from home that made him unable to sit still after reading it.

 “Xun Ding, Xun Yong’an, you are so brave, aren’t you?”

 The letter to the family was written by my sister Gong Xilai, and it started with a normal greeting. Gong Xiqiu had been wandering abroad for five years looking for relatives, and he received two letters home at the end of the year. Most of them were daily interesting things. This time, the content was a little reserved, and his heart skipped a beat. His eyes widened when he read it all the way to the end! It was actually Gong Xilai who wanted to get married and asked Gong Xiqiu if he had time and could he go back to host it…

 The marriage partner is Xun Ding.

That worthless and cheap addition!

Gong Xiqiu’s fists clenched loudly.

He hesitated for a while and spent a lot of money to bribe people to spread rumors everywhere. Wei Xia Qiu threatened that he was invincible in the world. If you want to defeat him, you can go to the northwest of Kang State. He is waiting for you at any time. The point is –

 Those named “Shao Bai” will be given priority!

　　|ω`)

 (End of this chapter)