Back Off, Let Me Come - #934 - Chapter 933: 933: Dare you kill even the censor? (Part 2) [Ask for the moon
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Chapter 933 Chapter 933: Dare you kill even the censor? (Part 2) [Ask for monthly ticket]
“If you dare to use ‘Ghost Stealing Food’ to settle the case today, will you dare to use ‘Fire Dragon Burns the Cang’ to settle the account tomorrow?” Although there have been no wars in the past few years, even if there was chaos in Shiwu, she did not go on a personal expedition, but Shen Tang This temper has not been restrained much.
Why is joy and anger invisible to color?
She is not afraid of being read by Gu Chi, so why would she mind others trying to figure out her thoughts from her expression? There are also people who troll and even kick people in court, but of course, not many. Most of the time, we still adhere to the principle that a gentleman should use words but not hands. If you can solve the problem with words, don’t use fists. The last person she kicked was the one who fooled her with “Fire Dragon Burning the Cang”. He was probably about to turn one year old.
Gu Chi added fuel to the fire: “It’s not impossible.”
Shen Tang suppressed her raging anger. The last time the “fire dragon burned the warehouse” involved more than 500 people, she killed 70% of them and took the rest to plant corn, pick cotton, and reclaim wasteland. She thought that this would knock down the mountain and scare the tigers, making greedy people fearful and less likely to cause trouble for her. However, within a year, she had another “ghost stealing food” plot. Did she think she was a white lady?
Gu Chi looked at the ferocity in Shen Tang’s eyes and wondered how many heads he would kill this time. Before he could reach a conclusion, he heard the young king’s order in a calm tone: “Ask the Ministry of War to dispatch soldiers and horses from the Tianquan Guard to assist The Ministry of Punishment will handle the matter…”
Gu Chi asked: “Is the investigation clear?”
Shen Tang didn’t even bother to turn his eyelids, with murderous intent: “What investigation? Didn’t Jinli County report to the police that ‘ghosts stole food’? The Ministry of Punishment and the Tianquan Guard were there to kill ghosts, not to be Sherlock Holmes! Those involved in this matter All officials, big and small, have been arrested to see who is a human and which is a ghost!”
Gu Chi raised his hands and saluted, “Wei!”
This matter still needs to be informed to Chu Yao and Ning Yan first.
No matter how angry Shen Tang is, he still has to go through the process.
Before Gu Chi could retreat, Shen Tang suddenly changed his mind: “Wait a minute, Kunzhou hasn’t gone to Kunzhou yet this year, let’s do two things together!”
According to the initial plan, she would stay in Longwu County for two or three days and randomly select a few counties to visit to see if the local officials were slacking off. However, after the disappearance and murder of the supervisory censor, the plan had to be changed and the focus should be on Kunzhou.
Gu Chi was slightly shocked.
Your lord is preparing to kill him with your own hands.
However, this is also in line with her usual style.
Due to a change in plans, Shen Tang had to work overtime to deal with matters in the next few days in advance, which caught the accompanying officials off guard. Officials who ran out to visit their old places were also hastily recalled, including Chu Yao and his party. For three months every year, he has to follow Shen Tang on tours across the country. The officials were not used to it at first, but after getting used to it, they found it fun.
Think about it from another perspective, what is this called?
This is called public travel!
Under normal circumstances, Beijing officials rarely have the opportunity to go out. Unless they are on errands or transferred to the local area for some reason, they have to go to the front line at three o’clock every day – go to court and get scolded, go to work on duty, and go home to sleep. I walked around Luo, but I couldn’t walk far.
Over time, mental fatigue occurs.
Following the national owner to inspect the whole country, you can go out for a few days when you are free along the road. You can see the humanistic scenery in different places, and bring some local specialties to relatives and friends.
Longwu County has been managed by Shen Tang for the longest time. It is currently ranked as one of the most prosperous places besides Fengluo, the capital of the country. In addition, the trade policy with Wuzhou has been relaxed, and the popularity of the county has become more and more prosperous. Many rare items can be purchased here, and many people come here every year. Chu Yao came out today because he had nothing to do. After walking a few steps, he saw several faces that were familiar to him.
Those familiar faces belong to various ministries.
Seeing Chu Yao, my nerves instantly tightened.
It’s not like stepping forward to say hello, and it’s not like ignoring Chu Yao. When he was embarrassed, Chu Yao waved to them. He was not on duty at the moment, and told them to just mind their own business. The officials in various ministries breathed a sigh of relief and continued playing.
Chhu Yao bought several pieces of cloth from the cloth store.
Looking at the color and style, there are men and women.
The attendants who were taking care of him had their arms hung with bags, and they did not forget to remind Chu Yao of the time: “Parents, it’s almost noon.”
Chu Yao said: “Let’s find a restaurant to eat something.”
The catering industry in Longwu County is developing very well.
He walked into a time-honored restaurant with familiarity. It was said to be a time-honored restaurant, but in fact it had only been in business for seven or eight years. The owner was once the chef apprentice of the Longwu County Government Office. With this status, the restaurant business has been good. The shop owner saved some money and opened seven or eight more branches in the country, winning the title of “Glorious Taxpayer” for five consecutive years. Chu Yao ordered a few dishes that were often eaten in the cafeteria.
“The taste is the same as before, the saltiness and saltiness have not changed.”
Chu Yao asked his entourage to sit down and have a taste.
The followers have also eaten good things in Fengye. The dishes of this ordinary restaurant can only be said to be quite satisfactory, but when their parents appreciate it, he also voted for him and praised two sentences seriously. The two of them were half full when they heard a commotion outside the restaurant.
Their position is right next to the window.
The attendant turned around and saw a group of about thirty people, chattering and following behind a small triangular flag held high. The person holding the flag was a woman with tied hair and a local accent. The woman with tied hair stopped outside the restaurant to introduce something.
He raised his ears and listened clearly.
The owner of this restaurant has learned the essence of Longwu County Government Canteen, and the dishes have maintained the original taste of the year.
There are many restaurants in Longwu County, but this one is the most authentic.
“The king of the country tasted the craftsmanship and said it was good.”
The entourage couldn’t help but sneer after hearing this.
“Parents, how much did the restaurant owner give her?”
This kind of woman with tied hair holding a small flag is a “guide”. Generally, it can only be done by people who have lived in a place for a long time and are extremely familiar with the local scenery and culture. They are nominally under the jurisdiction of the local government. Of course, there are no formal posts.
Foreigners who come to visit can join a “guided” tour group. Different “guides” are responsible for different routes.
The follower was also curious to participate in one before.
It’s a pity that he is selling sheep over dogs.
I reported it out of anger!
Even if he doesn’t understand this business, he knows that “guides” cannot take people to private shops. What they want to prevent is that “guides” are bribed by merchants, and both parties work together to rip off customers. This “guide” is quite brave! After the follower finished speaking, he looked at his parents.
Chu Yao smiled and said nothing.
Because he saw familiar faces in this tour group.
When everyone came in to eat, the other party also saw Chu Yao, said something to the “guide”, and chose the table next to Chu Yao to sit down. Several people raised their hands to greet Chu Yao, and Chu Yao nodded in response: “Is this your first time coming to Longwu County?”
The first person to answer was the doctor of the Ministry of Rites.
“This is indeed my first time here.”
Chu Yao asked again: “Why did you go with the group?”
The doctor smiled and said: “I unexpectedly heard that today’s group has a quota for the Immortal Temple, so I went to check it out with a few colleagues.”
Tour group projects in other places are boring, but Longwu County is different. There are many projects that can be carried out in this place. Just introducing the emperor’s deeds in Longwu County can go a long way. These officials were still very curious about the past of the king.
When I heard about this project, I signed up immediately.
Chu Yao’s attention is not here.
“Immortal Temple?”
He has never heard of it after living in Longwu for so many years.
For some reason, the host and guest, the doctor, looked a little evasive and spoke evasively. Chu Yao then turned his attention to another person. This person was the doctor of the Ministry of Etiquette, and he was also the main force who had so much free time to design the royal wife’s dress. He actually moved his eyes away.
Chu Yao raised his eyebrows in his heart: “What is the Immortal Temple?”
Showing a little of the majesty of Shangshu Ling.
Even if someone couldn’t bear it, he whispered: “Ahem, cough, cough – it’s the Immortal Temple, it’s for those who want to have children, it’s very effective.”
Shang Shuling is of no use to a lonely person.
Chu Yao: “…”
He suspected that this Immortal Shrine was created by the Longwu County Governor to deceive money for political achievements: “Asking for a son? Are you all asking for it?”
“The lower official asked for a woman…”
“Xiaguan came to ask for my sister on the order of my mother…” “Xiaguan has a daughter but no son, and I want to make a good deal…”
Chu Yao: “…”
The host and guest: “I heard that this place is very effective!”
According to the “guide”, the reputation of the Immortal Temple is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more people come here to visit it. If it weren’t for the worry that the well in the Immortal Temple would dry up, visitors wouldn’t be restricted from entering every day. Chu Yao was worried that there was something wrong with the Immortal Temple, so he also went there.
His decision made several people have even weirder expressions.
Chu Yao opened his eyes and told lies.
“…I also have to pray for others.”
The tour group had plenty of time to eat. After a few officials finished eating, the “guide” took more than 30 people from the inside to the outside of the city. He pointed to a large fenced-in pit outside the city and said: “… The Lord once trapped and killed countless horse bandits in this place.”
Next to the big pit are the words “get ahead”.
This “guide” was very eloquent and told the story with ups and downs. Chu Yao thought carefully about it, and it seemed that it was when he first came to Ruyaocheng, the seat of Longwu County. In order to win people’s hearts and stabilize the situation, the Lord buried the captured horse bandits alive in the soil and allowed the people of Ruyao to vent their hatred. All the bodies of the horse bandits were buried on the spot. If we dig deeper, we might be able to find many bones from that time.
Several officials listened with great interest.
Most of them are from the Ministry of Rites.
Ministry of Rites, well known as Xian.
How much leisure do you have?
When I was free, I was forced to work part-time in the Bureau of Taishi as the Minister of Rites, Qin Li. The doctor of the fourth division of the Ministry of Rites had not seen the Minister of the Ministry for a long time.
It is precisely because I am idle that I get scolded less often.
Generally, they were scolded after watching several other films.
Naturally, their senses towards the king are also different.
“My lord, you are really young and have a lot to offer…”
“I’m not that old now…”
“When I was this age, I didn’t know what I was doing.”
Everyone followed the “guide” to visit the most famous cotton field in Longwu County. Of course, the cotton at this time of the year has not yet been harvested, and all they could see was goose yellow and light pink. The “guide” also allowed everyone to experience how to remove cotton seeds.
The doffing machine was invented by today’s general supervisor.
The officials also had fun for a while.
After visiting the cotton fields, we went to the last stop, the Immortal Temple.
It is said to be the Immortal Temple, but it is actually an abandoned temple located halfway up the mountain. It was only restored to its current appearance in the past few years. The gods enshrined in this temple are not the familiar ones, and they are even nameless, but the statues in the temple are… inexplicably familiar.
Chu Yao: “…”
Sui Dao Po Tian Ji: “…looks like the Lord.”
Chu Yao: “…”
That face, isn’t it that of the Lord in his youth?
The host and guest, the doctor, said: “I heard that the craftsman who made the statue of the **** had met the Lord and made it specifically to look like her. It was originally intended to be used as a shrine for worship. It is strange to say that since the statue of the **** entered the temple, there have been no women who came to worship. How long have you been pregnant?”
Chu Yao: “…absurd!”
The host and guest doctor also felt that it was a bit absurd. The head of the country was still alone, and it was a bit outrageous to ask for a son from the idol that was modeled after her. It’s just that I couldn’t stand it and spread it to ten and hundreds. When people heard about it, they came to beg for help, and the place became lively.
Chu Yao rubbed his swollen forehead.
He just heard about the Immortal Temple and thought it was a prostitution temple run by gangsters selling sheep’s heads and selling dog meat, doing illegal things secretly, so he followed him over to have a look, but ended up eating melons on his own lord’s head. If the lord knows that her idol prays for a son or daughter…
I don’t know what expression he will show yet.
Tour group tourists line up to kneel down at the Immortal Temple.
Then they queue up to fetch water from the well outside. It is said that a water bag made of wood from a certain tree in this mountain is more effective and can lock the blessings given by the gods. Women can become pregnant easily by drinking it.
But this kind of water bag requires payment, and the price is not cheap.
Chu Yao: “…”
He watched helplessly as several officials lined up to hand over their orders.
He had seen a water bag of the same style in Ruyao City Market. There was no carving on it. A water bag cost fifteen coins, but it was sold here for a hundred coins.
“There is also the back of the statue on the water bag, but the carving is a bit rough…” Several officials filled the water bag with water, and were contentedly preparing to follow the “guide” to end the day trip.
Chu Yao: “…”
He wanted to talk to Qin Gongsu later.
The other party only works part-time in the Taishi Bureau, but the Ministry of Rites is the main business. The Minister is not watching over the Ministry of Rites, and the doctors in the fourth department of the Ministry of Rites all look very smart. Chu Yao lowered his head and looked at the water bag he bought, which was engraved with the back of the same immortal.
At this time, there were unusual movements in the inscriptions on the waists of several people.
The host and guest, the doctor, lowered his head and looked at each other again.
He said: “The Lord has called urgently.”
The ruler is a good ruler. It would be better if he didn’t like to hold court meetings so much. However, they belong to the Ministry of Rites, so there is no rush to go there later. Several people’s eyes fell on Chu Yao.
Chu Yao has already raised his hand to set up a spiritual barrier around him.
Make a secret with one hand and close your eyes.
There is a shimmering light all over the body. If you take a closer look, you will know that these shimmering lights are composed of countless shining simple ancient texts.
The host and guest, the doctor, sighed: “It’s so busy.”
It is obviously Xiu Mu’s visit today.
Colleagues also lowered their voices and murmured: “When Zheng Qiao was the head of the country, there were not so many tricks…”
“Is that because Zheng Qiao doesn’t want to?”
“That’s right, it’s obvious that he didn’t.”
Among them are old ministers who served in the previous dynasty.
Muttered a lot and had deep resentment.
I remember that it was at the end of the first year of Yuanhuang. The king held a banquet for all the ministers and announced a far-reaching news at the same time. This news truly realizes the nightmare of hundreds of officials in Beijing being sprayed by the king at any time and anywhere: [There are close friends in the sea, and they are like neighbors in the world. 】
They also entered with their front and rear feet.
As soon as I arrived, I heard the king roaring that he wanted to kill someone.
After listening carefully, it turned out that the whereabouts of Zheng Yu, the supervisory censor, was suspected to be unknown. There was a ghost stealing food in Jinli County. The royal court inspection temporarily changed the route and set off tomorrow to visit Jinli privately.
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I am going to kill someone with my sword!
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Taishi Bureau is responsible for testing astronomy and calendars. It reports to the court daily the measured sun, moon, stars, wind and clouds, and climate. You can refer to Qin Tianjian.
(End of this chapter)