Bamboo Forest Manager - Chapter 38
38 – 38. Drunkenness
“Pfft.”
Choi Lee-seo, who was on her way back to Kim Woo-jin’s house with the seaweed package, couldn’t help but smile a little as she recalled the previous night.
She had never seen Kim Woo-jin as tipsy as that.
Kim Woo-jin, who didn’t usually get drunk on things like soju or맥주, had started drinking expensive liquor while competing with Yoo A-rin, and that could be considered the cause of the current situation.
He had ended up getting completely wasted and started behaving like a child.
“Don’t go! Stay and sleep at our house!”
The way he kept insisting on staying at his own house was honestly a bit endearing.
Originally, she would have just let him be, but…
“Okay!”
Yoo A-rin, who was also drunk, agreed to stay and sleep at Kim Woo-jin’s house.
The rest of the group couldn’t just leave the two of them and head back to Kim Woo-jin’s house together.
In the end…
The homeowner, Kim Woo-jin, passed out in a drunken stupor, and Yoo A-rin, who had been lying on the floor, ended up staying at Kim Woo-jin’s house.
Since Kim Woo-jin was already asleep, there was no point in dragging him home, and since there were three women left, they all decided to stay and sleep together.
At the time, it seemed like a reasonable decision, and even Solomon would have cried if he knew.
“I must have been crazy.”
She thought as she came to her senses now.
How could she have thought up such a crazy idea? It was just a mystery. Anyway, there was no denying the fact that three women had ended up sleeping at a man’s house.
“Kim Woo-jin must be waking up.”
She thought he would be angry when he woke up. He had been insisting on going home and sleeping, but today’s outcome was inevitable.
“… .”
They arrived at the house.
It was a bit awkward and embarrassing to stand in front of the entrance like this.
She had bought four servings of seaweed, so she took a deep breath and walked inside.
“I came… .”
“Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”
The moment she opened the door, a man’s scream echoed through the house.
There was Kim Woo-jin, sitting on the floor with his knees bent, covering his face with his hands and groaning in pain.
“Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
“hahahahaha! My stomach, my stomach hurts! It hurts so bad!”
And in front of Kim Woojin.
Yoo Arin, wrapped in a blanket on the mattress, giggling and laughing.
She had fallen asleep in Jeollado after taking off all her clothes at home, so it seemed like she still hadn’t put on any clothes.
“Kim Woojin, you’re so funny! hahahahaha, crazy!”
What on earth is happening?
Until he left, Kim Woojin was definitely sleeping on the floor, and Yoo Arin was also looking at her phone.
“Is Yerin in the bathroom?”
The sound of water could be heard from the bathroom. Thankfully, yesterday Cheonkwanwoo, who was relatively less drunk, had brought toothbrushes and other toiletries from the convenience store.
“Woojin, can I use this shampoo?”
“Shut up! I’m feeling troubled right now!”
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“hahahahaha!”
“Oh, my head hurts.”
Since Choi Iseo couldn’t understand the situation, she approached holding a bag of hangover soup.
“What’s going on?”
Kim Woojin looked at Choi Iseo with a surprised look as she entered. Then, with a suspicious expression, he looked at Yoo Arin again.
“You also slept with Iseo.”
It’s a true statement, but it feels strange. That’s probably why Kim Woojin’s reaction is so intense.
“What the hell is this? Is this life? Is it?! How can it be such a tragedy?!”
“Why is she acting like this?”
Unable to bear it any longer, Choi Iseo sighed and asked Yoo Arin, who seemed to be the culprit of this situation.
“We had a foursome yesterday, and it’s funny that she doesn’t remember.”
“…What?”
Just now.
What did she say?
A foursome?
s*x?
Then, Kim Woojin suddenly stood up and shouted angrily.
“Let’s do it again! Damn it, I had a 4p that I can never do again in my life, and she doesn’t remember…ugh!”
Choi Iseo started stepping on Kim Woojin, who fell down, while kicking his chest with her foot.
“Ah! You! Trash! What the hell did you do! You crazy bastard!”
“Ouch! Just once! Damn it! It wasn’t even a 3P, we did a 4P, and it’s cruel that the film got cut! If we already did it, what’s the difference if we do it twice or three times!”
“I didn’t do it, you crazy asshole! Just! Just die! Drop dead!”
“hahahahaha!”
As the argument between Choi Iseo and the footsteps continued, Kim Woojin’s eyes widen.
Looking at Yu Arin’s laughing reaction behind Choi Iseo, he finally realizes that he has been deceived.
“Did… Did you really not do it?”
“I. Did. Not. Do it.”
Choi Iseo, who starts to kick the trash can relentlessly, but Kim Woojin chuckles while crouching down.
“Thank goodness!”
“Is this guy really mentally ill?”
Choi Iseo asks, but Yu Arin couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore and buried her face in the blanket.
“It was best to have not done it, but if we did, we should remember it.”
“Ah!”
Annoyed by those words, Choi Iseo glares while still crouching down, and Kim Woojin slyly asks.
“Then why are you guys at my house?”
“….”
“Just leave.”
“Hmph.”
Seeing Kim Woojin speak calmly, Choi Iseo suddenly feels something explode in his head.
Thud.
He drops the bag that he was holding, which had four servings of hangover soup.
“It’s better to just die today.”
“Hold on! It was a joke! It was just a joke!”
Choi Iseo, with his fist clenched, tries to charge at Kim Woojin, while Yu Arin is still buried in the blanket, laughing.
It seemed like there was no one to save them.
Thunk.
“Wow, Woojin, you use good shampoo.”
Seoyerin comes out with her head wrapped in a towel, shaking off the excess water.
“You use Romance Shampoo, right? It smells nice.”
Yerin Seo was happy, saying that she used a good shampoo without worrying about drying her hair.
Woojin Kim responded, crouching down and sticking out only his head.
“Use a lot. Do you want to take it?”
“Really?”
“Yeah, it’s my ex-girlfriend’s stuff.”
There was a moment of silence.
* * *
Chomp.
“It’s delicious.”
We were sitting around the folding table, eating breakfast.
Actually, it was already time to call it lunch. The only fortunate thing is that it’s Saturday and there are no lectures.
“Ah, I feel so much better now.”
I check the quiet kids who are eating breakfast while eating hangover soup.
Yerin Seo and Eseo Choi are eating hesitantly with a look of guilt.
Yuarin just stares at me blankly.
Our eyes meet.
“Aren’t you feeling a bit bothered?”
“What about?”
Chomp.
I wondered what those girls were doing sleeping in your studio apartment. Moreover, they are pretty girls, aren’t they?
Yerin Seo and Eseo Choi flinch.
They seemed to want to say something to Yuarin, but I spoke first.
“What’s the big deal? It’s not like something extraordinary happened. They just slept over.”
Then it doesn’t matter.
We often eat lunch together, so it’s not any different now.
“I appreciate you dropping them off at my place. Yerin Seo and Eseo Choi don’t need to pay for meals and accommodation separately.”
“If they had paid, you wouldn’t be able to come to school on Monday. You’ll be at the hospital.”
Eseo Choi grumbles with her nose up.
She seems to be excited about something recently, but she didn’t have this kind of image before.
“……”
Seo Yerin is so embarrassed about staying out overnight at a man’s house that she is just eating her meal with her face buried in her plate.
“Hey, what about me?”
Yoo Arin stretches her legs and taps my calf.
“Of course, it’s you. Accommodation expenses, water bills from washing, electricity bills from drying your hair, Hye Ban (microwave rice), etc.”
“Ew, I don’t want to.”
“Well, then leave now.”
“Well, I’m going to sleep again today.”
When she said that, I felt a chill run down my spine, and at the same time, both Choi Iseo and Seo Yerin turned their heads to look at Yoo Arin.
Yoo Arin smirks playfully.
“Don’t lie. Are you excited?”
“Please go away. It’s okay for the other two, but absolutely not for you.”
“Tsk! Huh!”
Seo Yerin suddenly stops eating and coughs, hastily rushing into the bathroom.
Choi Iseo sighs and gives me a stern look after seeing that.
“Don’t say things like that to Yerin. She’s already having a hard time because she lacks male resistance.”
“……”
But I immediately apologize.
The other two don’t know that I am Anonymous69, and when it’s Seo Yerin, each of these comments seems to carry too much weight.
Anyway.
After finishing the meal casually, the three of us left.
It was chaotic, but they were the three people who got caught up in my drunken state yesterday and also took me home.
They said they would buy me a meal later. Choi Iseo firmly confirmed that they would choose the menu.
“Ugh, I’m sorry.”
I apologized to the three people who got caught up in my mess, and started cleaning the house.
“……Damn.”
I could only frown as I caught a whiff of Yoo Arin’s lingering fruity scent from the blanket.
It wasn’t just the blanket, but the smell of both Seo Yerin and Yoo Arin mingled together on the mattress.
“The blanket will go to the coin laundry, and the mattress… let’s spray some deodorizer.”
Anyway, let’s just do that.
Why, I wonder.
It feels like the scent of my ex-girlfriend, which never fades away, has also disappeared from the blanket and mattress.
I’m smiling satisfactorily.
Ugh!
My phone rang.
It was an unexpected contact after a long time.
– Anonymous69: If a girl sleeps at a guy’s house, does it mean they’re dating?
“….”
– Administrator: … Generally speaking, yes, but there can be special circumstances. It’s not always the case.
– Anonymous69: Can it be considered a pseudo-s*xual relationship?
– Administrator: If they just slept, then no.
– Anonymous69: I want to have s*x.
– Administrator: A surprise s*x, huh.