Became a Swordsman Genius in a Pretty Girl Game - Chapter 360
360. The Third Demon World Gate (1)
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[ My World Has Collapsed ]
A picture of Utopia turning its back.jpg
My world has collapsed.
I knew Utopia didn’t broadcast often…
And it was okay because I could watch other hunter broadcasts when Utopia wasn’t on…
But since the Demon World Gate broadcast, nothing seems fun these days.
Everything feels the same…
I keep going into Utopia’s broadcast, which is always off, and staring blankly.
It’s so hard, I’m crying even now.
Nothing is enjoyable, and I can’t taste anything I eat. I miss Jin Yu-ha.
I miss him so much. You can take my life.
Please, turn on the broadcast.
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– Haha, you can see the kids going crazy. You can see it.
└ But I’m similar. These days, if I don’t turn on the Utopia broadcast, the dopamine doesn’t flow, so I’m just lying in my room all the timeㅠ
└ Please, everyone, live your real life… Do your fathers know you’re doing this!?
└ For me! This is! Real life!!! (door slams!)
└ Dad!!!! If I don’t watch the Utopia broadcast, the world might end tomorrow!!!!
└ Fact) It doesn’t matter if you don’t watch the Utopia broadcastㅋㅋ
– Seriously, those demon b*stards who say they’re invading humans are so insincere. Shouldn’t they at least explode once a week?
└ Demon! What are you doing, hurry up, open the gate and invade humans!
└ Wake up, Demon Lord…
– I agree, once you taste the thrill of the field, other hunter broadcasts feel dull…
└ Seriously, being able to shoot on-site inside the gate is huge. Other hunters are trying to get that somehow, but the Demon Lord flatly refused. Said it’s hard to make;;
└ Haha, is UFC the same as WWEㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Jin Yuha! Take responsibility! Because of you, all my rest time is empty!! If you put me as your ninth girlfriend, I might let it slide once!
└ Haha, you’re talking nonsense in a fresh way, you girlㅋㅋ
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[ Why are other broadcasts not fun? I’ll give you the facts. ]
Utopia VS Other Hunter Broadcasts
1. Appearance
– Needless to say, Utopia wins.
With just one word, “Jin Yuha,” you can summarize the looks of all hunter broadcasts.
It’s not a smelly girl, but a pretty boy’s hunter broadcast.
But that appearance is the world’s best beauty;; (meaning the world’s best beauty.)
The fact that he’s a hunter with that face is already ridiculousㅋㅋ
He crushes everyone with his skillsㅋㅋ
Not watching this? You’re just losing out on lifeㅋㅋ
2. Fun
– Utopia wins.
The content that hunters have shown so far is just cleaning up monsters and showing off their amazing abilities.
There’s no party as diverse and powerful as Utopia.
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And if you put on a show where a few goblins pop out and get caught, and at the same time, a real demon is caught, who would watch the goblin show;;
Unless the Demon King himself is broadcasting.
3. Thrill
– Utopia’s overwhelming victory.
Other hunter broadcasts are all like WWE.
Even if it looks like a crisis situation, it’s all somewhat staged.
If a streamer hunter dies to a monster during a broadcast, it would be chaos, right?
So, just in case, they have S-rank or higher hunters densely packed around, always on standby.
But Utopia’s broadcast?
It’s raw UFC.
What good is it to have SSS-rank hunters on standby?
They should be worried about getting sliced by the demons themselves.
But these guys don’t do such uncool things like hanging safety devices all over themselves.
They just dive headfirst into the ground.
Simply the GOAT.
Simply heroes.
Simply these guys.
That’s why it’s even more crazy.
If Utopia fails, it’s said that not just Korea, but the whole world would be screwed.
And they broadcast that live, overwhelmingly crushing it.
In terms of thrill, it can’t be compared to other broadcasts.
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《Overall Review》
So, to sum it up.
Late…
Jin Yuha…
Will she become an old lady at this rate?
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– Why is he laying out all the obvious facts as if they’re new;;
└ This is the template up to here.
– Old lady? (Intrigued)
└ Hey you, you little shit, aren’t you that guy? The old grandma-lover from back then, that dude.
└ Uh, no?;;
└ Oh, sorry then.
└ Actually, yeah, it’s me lol
└ You son of a b*tch hahahaha
– Ughhh…. I wish she’d hurry. I miss Jinyuha so much every day, I could cry. Those damn demon gate b*stards, they’re not doing their jobs, it’s pissing me off so bad.
└ LMAO, you want a human crisis to happen more often. Is this hell or what? haha
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Hello everyone!
Cliff Flower,
[ Cliff Longing Flower ] here ^^
I’m so happy that you all seem to love Jinyuha-nim!
Since you all seem to be waiting for Jinyuha-nim so much, I’ve brought some precious photos of Jinyuha-nim for you all ^^
[ Jinyuha drinking water.jpg ]
[ Jinyuha blushing and looking up.jpg ]
[ Jinyuha playing peek-a-boo.jpg ]
[ Jinyuha smiling brightly.jpg ]
[ Jinyuha’s subtly revealing full body shot.jpg ]
[ Jinyuha lying in bed, saying “Honey, why are you whining again?”.jpg ]
Alright!
Look at these and let’s all cheer up while we wait for Jinyuha-nim!
Bye bye~….
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– Whoa….
– Damn….
– Holy….
– Dude, crazy lol, look at the speed the upvotes are flying….
└ Hey you, you calling it upvotes right now…..
– Normally when Cliff Flower kids show up, we go right to the roasting ON lol, but everyone’s quiet today lol
└ Well, 90% of the people on this community are women.
└ “Well, it can’t be helped. Just for today, a temporary alliance!!!”
– “Wow, this last picture is insane lol. It really feels like we’re in bed together.”
– “But where do they even get these pictures? Isn’t it hard to find photos of Jin Yuha since he rarely appears in the media? Especially the last one, how did they even take it? (Saving it for now.)”
└ “I heard there’s a Utopia member among the founders of the Cliff Flower Café.”
└ “Really? So one of the Utopia members took that picture? lol”
└ “Wow, crazy lol. Do you know who it is?”
└ “I don’t know which member, but the café nickname has been identified. It’s [Cliff Fan Flower]. Almost all the Jin Yuha photos that appear there come from that person.”
└ “But do the café people just leave it alone? Jin Yuha is officially their lover.”
└ “What can they do if they make a fuss lol. What can they do lol.”
└ “If they make a fuss and stop posting pictures, they’ll be the ones losing out, so they just keep quiet and accept it while boiling inside lol.”
└ “So did that person declare Jin Yuha’s harem and laugh while looking at the café? lol. This is hilarious lol. Dopamine rush lol.”
└ “(Author) That’s not it. Cliff Fan Flower, that person is just for us… Damn it.”
└ “lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
To be honest, I didn’t expect this level of support.
Master even summoned the senior members of the Demon Slayer Squad.
‘With this, we can leave one of the two gates entirely to the Demon Slayer Squad, right?’
If that happens, Utopia can fully handle one gate with the full party.
There’s no doubt about the abilities of the Demon Slayer Squad trained directly by Master.
“Yes, the new recruit this time is quite capable. You recommended that kid, right?”
“Oh, Pissoyun?”
“Well, call them ‘Cat’ instead of their name now. That name has been erased. Anyway, it’s much easier to monitor since Cat can use doppelgangers. And their poison resistance is quite decent. They don’t hesitate to train several times more than others.”
Of course.
Pissoyun’s doppelganger ability can probably handle up to four people if used solely for surveillance.
I didn’t recommend them to the Demon Slayer Squad for nothing.
“Besides that, we’re really grateful to you.”
The senior with the rabbit mask said from the side.
“…Huh?”
“You publicly hunted demons and demon clans in the daylight. Thanks to that, it’s much easier for us to operate.”
“Oh, that was just because the situation allowed it…”
“Still, it means something different to us.”
The senior with the rabbit mask clasped my hands earnestly.
Then, other seniors rushed in from behind.
“Rabbit! You’re holding the youngest’s hand while acting all serious! Do you think we don’t know your dark intentions!?”
“No, it’s not like that!”
“Then let go of that hand and talk!”
The noisy seniors of the Demon Slayer Squad.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen them. They were still as bright as ever.
‘These people have all been deeply wounded by demons.’
Thinking that made my heart ache a bit.
How should I put it? Although we started this out of revenge and hatred,
continuing to operate in the shadows without anyone recognizing us is really not an easy task.
It means their sense of duty and mission is that strong.
“Seniors, would it be rude if I gave you a gift later?”
“······A gift!?”
“Well, it’s not okay to receive gifts from most people, but since you’re the youngest······.”
“And······. You’re the captain’s lover.”
“Tsk, I didn’t expect the captain to go first.”
“That’s what I’m saying. Ha······. Maybe I should find a neat disciple to seduce.”
“What did you just say?”
A voice suddenly interrupted.
“Master!”
“Ah, c-captain!!”
The sudden appearance of the master startled the senior wearing a rabbit mask.
“You’re here?”
“Hmm. I was a bit late because I had a meeting with Chairman Rina.”
“No, it’s fine. It was nice to see the other seniors after a long time.”
“Those guys?”
The master frowned at my words.
“I didn’t expect all the seniors from the assassination squad to come.”
“It’s not just anyone, it’s your request. And actually, they all volunteered.”
“Really?”
I looked at the seniors with wide eyes.
The seniors crossed their arms and raised their chins.
“Hohoho, only the five of us who won the mock battle could come.”
“It was really tough.”
“Ugh, they all came at us with everything they had.”
“But we won!”
“I almost died, not from the enemy, but from my comrades.”
That makes me even more grateful.
I chuckled and turned my gaze back to the master.
“Master, then I’ll leave it to you.”
“Disciple.”
“Yes?”
“You don’t need to ask me for a favor.”
Swoosh, swoosh─
Master smiled faintly and patted my head.
“Just say it. Then it will be done.”
And the senior members of the Assassination Squad who watched the scene froze stiffly.
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