Consumer male god - Chapter 109 Brother Ham, Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine

As soon as Brother Lie returned to his dormitory, he was completely deceived by the news brought back by Ding Ding and Xiao Dongbei.

What happened to Xi Luting? !

It’s understandable to self-destruct normally, but how could it really be…

Han Lie realized something was wrong and hurriedly logged into the QQ account, intending to test the ridiculously crooked Queen’s Court.

…

I can’t really hit you, and I can’t suppress you with normal means. I can only continue my “evil” style and use my proven and effective experience to deal with you.

This makes sense.

However, it was all too coincidental.

In short, if there were fewer coincidences, this would not be the case today.

All in all, the world is full of twists and turns, and all kinds of unfavorable fates are perfectly connected.

As a result, everyone’s destiny took a big turn and took a completely different path from their previous lives.

After thinking about it, Brother Lie’s scalp felt numb.

The destructive power is so strong!

Han Lie regretted it extremely.

I never saw this famous scene…

Again!

Well, a do-over is out of the question, and now is no time to joke.

Xi Luting has serious psychological problems. We can’t let her go on like this anymore. We have to help her get some relief.

Therefore, Han Lie made serious suggestions.

Swap ham for cucumber: “Your problem is that the Yang Fire is too strong, so you need to regulate it quickly.”

A lonely voice asked: “Ah? What do you mean?”

Swapping ham for cucumbers: “It’s just that you have too much anger and you have to fight to win no matter what. You have weak fire, shortness of breath and anxious heart, which leads to irritability, aggressiveness and paranoia. This is a disease.”

The loneliness of a stick: “╭(⊙o⊙)╮”

A twinkling of loneliness: “Master, do you still know about Chinese medicine???”

Ham for cucumber: “How strange! I also understand clinical psychology!”

A twinkling of loneliness: “Oh my god, is it true?”

Swapping ham for cucumbers: “If you count on your fingers, given your mental state, the probability of dysmenorrhea and irregular menstruation is infinitely high.”

A lonely voice: “Fuck!!!”

A lonely voice said: “Master, you are so amazing!”

A twinkling of loneliness: “What should I do? Go get some Chinese medicine? No!”

Swap ham for cucumbers: “”Taode” says: All things return to their roots. What is your root nature? As a girl, your nature is soft, quiet, yin, and water.”

Swap ham for cucumber: “”Taode” also says: “Heavy is the root of light, quiet is the king of impatience. This is the ultimate principle.”

Xi Luting was stunned by the talk.

Does Brother Ham make sense?

After careful consideration, it seems that is indeed the case.

Extremely irritable, irregular menstruation…what a guy!

Half immortal? !

A hint of loneliness: “I won’t talk nonsense to you anymore, I’ll change the article, bye!”

As soon as she said goodbye, she immediately pulled out Han Lie’s QQ account. After struggling for a long time, she sent out a “finger hook” emoticon.

puff!

Brother Lie burst out laughing.

After thinking about it, I decided to give her a happy life.

“Has the room been opened?”

Xi Luting’s eyes widened and he was completely convinced by the dog man’s thinking.

How can I reply?

Being accustomed to a strong style makes it difficult for her to soften immediately.

So, he replied nondescriptly: “I have to pay for the rent? Are you still a man?!”

I realized something was wrong after sending it, but it was already too late.

Sure enough, the dog man immediately climbed up along the pole: “Okay, I’ll book a room. How long will it take for you to arrive?”

Xi Luting covered his hot cheeks and spat.

“How come? I promised to book a room with you? What a beautiful idea!”

“Anyway, I’m going downstairs to book a room now. If you don’t come, I’ll call Yu Yun.”

The anger in Xi Luting’s heart suddenly jumped out again, and he kept saying silently: I am not angry, I am not angry, it is not worth being angry with a dog man, my aunt is more important…

After a while, I typed loudly: “Yell! If Yu Yun stays in the dormitory today, your last name will be mine from now on!”

Han Lie never replied.

5 seconds, 10 seconds, half a minute, five minutes…

Xi Luting gradually began to feel weak, and the bad premonition became stronger and stronger.

She hurriedly turned off her computer, went to the bar to pay, and hurried toward the school gate.

That’s right, she didn’t go back to the dormitory.

She was too embarrassed to go back after doing something like that on impulse before, so she went to the Internet cafe to kill some time.

When she reached the school gate, she paused and suddenly turned towards the coffee shop across the road.

When she got to the second floor, she found a seat by the window. She took out her cell phone and stared at the school gate.

Fifteen minutes later, her pupils shrank suddenly and she saw a familiar figure.

Depend on!

She typed hurriedly: “Where are you?”

Brother Lie replied leisurely with three words: “Hotel!”

Xi Luting was really dizzy.

The action is so fast? !

She didn’t care about anything else and asked directly: “Don’t you want to call me Yu Yun? Why is it Pan Ge?!”

Han Lie, who was reading a book in the dormitory, was confused: What is this?

What does it have to do with Pan Ge?

But it didn’t take long for him to figure it out.

Good guy, the emotional cucumber is squatting at the school gate to arrest people?

It’s really yours!

But why was Pan Ge going out at night?

If you don’t understand, you don’t understand, but that doesn’t stop him from deceiving you at all.

“Oh, Yu Yun is a little bit interesting, I think Pan Ge is more suitable.”

Where does she fit in? !

Just because her chewing gum is cherry-flavored? !

Xi Luting was about to explode with anger and asked angrily: “Which hotel are you in?!”

Brother Lie smiled evilly and replied: “Tell you, and then ask you to catch the scene? Do I look that stupid?”

Xi Luting was really anxious: “If you don’t tell me, there’s nothing I can do?! I won’t ask Pan Ge?!”

What?

Is there such a good thing? !

Han Lie was so happy that he smiled sullenly and said, “Do you think Pan Ge has the same IQ as you? I’ll lose even if you can even ask a single word!”

“Ah ah ah ah ah!”

“You bitch man, I won’t be relieved even if I kill you!”

Xi Luting had just made up his mind to be as kind as water, to overcome hardness with softness, and to take good care of his body, but within half an hour his defenses were completely broken.

Can you blame me?

No, I’m not wrong!

However, the split between Han Lie and Brother Ham also made Xi Luting more and more convinced that Brother Ham was really doing it for his own good, while Han Lie was just a piece of shit who didn’t know how to appreciate others.

When he looked up again, Pan Ge was gone.

She hurried downstairs, threw 50 yuan on the counter, and ran after him.

She ran so fast that when she dialed Pan Ge’s number, she was already breathing heavily.

As soon as the call was connected, he asked: “Why are you going?”

Pan Ge immediately looked to the left and right, but could not find Xi Luting.

He replied in confusion: “I’m going home. My mother suddenly said that her heart was not feeling well and asked me to go back and stay with her.”

“Ha! What a good reason!”

Xi Luting gritted his teeth and sneered: “Do you think I believe it or not?!”

Pan Ge frowned, a little angry: “Are you crazy? It’s none of my business whether you believe it or not?! What obligation do I have to make you believe it?!”

Normally she wouldn’t be so excited, but today she was chewed twice and her mother felt uncomfortable again. She was in an extremely rare irritability period.

As a result, this fierce attitude made Xi Luting believe that Pan Ge had something up his sleeve.

“Stop talking nonsense! Don’t you just want to steal Han Lie from me? Don’t you think it’s hypocritical to act like anything?!”

Pan Ge suddenly felt guilty.

Grab Han Lie…

In a sense, yes.

But before being forcefully kissed today, her only thought was to hold Han Lie under control and then overwhelm Xi Luting.

I really never thought about anything happening with Han Lie.

However, the dog man chewed her up like a big sucker, and finally came up with a subversive idea——

Anyway, you have to find someone, why can’t it be Han Lie?

Good looks and outstanding abilities, yet another call…

That’s totally fine!

Therefore, she is indeed going to compete with Xi Luting for a man now.

Thinking about it this way, I felt not only extremely weak, but even a little weird.

You + me + Han Lie, isn’t it too confusing…

She forced herself to calm down and tried to break up with Xi Luting.

“Han Lie has nothing to do with you, but you want to chase me and dominate Han Lie. Don’t you think it’s too overbearing?

I don’t have the freedom to do whatever I want, so why do you?

What you did to me today went too far. I didn’t scold you because I have qualities. But you still come here to mess around. Do you think I’m easy to bully?

I’m warning you, don’t force me, otherwise…”

Xi Luting immediately responded: “What else?”

Pan Ge was about to say something harsh, but suddenly an arm was placed on his shoulder, and a faint voice sounded in his ears.

She decisively changed her words: “Otherwise, I can’t do anything. We are just friends. How can I really be angry with you?!”

There’s nothing wrong with a good girl who doesn’t suffer the immediate consequences, right?

Xi Luting laughed at Xiao Pan’s shamelessness.

He pressed half of his body against Pan Ge, panted heavily, and sneered: “Let’s go, my dear, I’ll accompany you home to visit our mother!”

Pan Ge’s mind was filled with questions.

Xi Luting, you must have some serious illness!

Why should I let you accompany me when I go home?

etc……

Does she really have that in mind for me? !

I’ll go, no way…

Pan Ge was agitated and looked at her strangely: “I’m just going home for one night, why are you following me so closely?”

“I’m afraid it’s not safe for you to walk at night!”

“I don’t walk at night.”

Pan Ge hurriedly pointed to the intersection ahead: “I’ll go over there and wait for my family’s car to pick me up…”

cut!

Do you treat me like a three-year-old?

Xi Luting curled his lips in disdain and hugged Pan Ge without letting go.

“Is there a car to pick you up? That would be better. I will accompany you back, and you will accompany me back tomorrow morning. Perfect!”

“Where is it perfect? ​​Tell me the truth, why on earth do you have to pester me?”

“I miss you, okay?!”

“Damn! Are you really a man and woman who eats both meat and vegetables?”

While the two were entangled, a Phantom drove up in front, flashed twice, and gently stopped on the side of the road.

Xi Luting couldn’t help but be stunned, and then showed a sneer.

Good guy, you did a pretty good job, huh?

Do you think I don’t know that good hotels have courtesy cars?

“Let’s go, let’s get in the car!”

Xi Luting took the initiative to push Pan Ge into the back seat of the Phantom and held her hand tightly.

If I let you out of sight for a second today, I will take your last name Han from now on!

Pan Ge was completely at a loss and ordered the driver with a headache: “Let’s drive and go home.”

The phantom sped along, and finally stopped steadily in the parking lot of Pan Ge’s old bungalow.

Xi Luting was dumbfounded.

Xiao Pan, what’s the matter with you?

Why did you really go home? !

He dragged Pan Ge out of the car in a daze, looked around, and finally confirmed that he had really arrived at Pan Ge’s house.

That’s not right… What’s the problem?

Before he could figure it out, he looked up and saw Aunt Zhao Anni standing elegantly at the door of the villa.

He frowned tightly and put his right hand on his chest, looking like he was holding his heart in his arms and I felt pity for him.

Xi Luting saluted hurriedly and said hello politely: “Aunt Zhao, I heard that your heart is a little uncomfortable? I will accompany Pan Ge back to see you. How are you feeling?”

I feel very bad.

Zhao Anni pressed her chest hard and looked at her daughter, feeling that her heart, which had never had any problems before, was indeed showing signs of going on strike today.

What a sin!

Where is Xiao Han?

Come quickly, Auntie will give you more money!