Consumer male god - Chapter 211 The dead birthday princess

“To death! I want it~~ Love, love, love, love…”

Just such a lyric almost lifted Han Lie’s skull.

Stunned!

And the whole audience was stunned.

Not only did Brother Lie put on a mask of pain, but the hand holding the phone was shaking like a Parkinson’s patient.

Let Chen Yanfei sing, she is not that good or bad…

The two words “Kung Fu”, one horizontal and one vertical, stand up if you are good at it, lie down if you are not good at it!

And she is that kind of top expert who practices real killing skills down to the bone.

When she strikes, she is the only one who can stand, and everyone else has to lie down!

Brother Lie held up his phone tremblingly, feeling that he had captured something incredible.

The completely out-of-tune magic sound that penetrates your ears is still going on. Sister Fei is singing so heart-breakingly that she is still stepping on the coffee table with her eyes closed, but her determination and determination that she will never let you go have turned into a surging force. The sound shook everything in the box.

The waiter outside the door, who was standing quite far away, suddenly rushed over in panic, leaned on the window on the door, and tried his best to look inside.

Han Lie could see clearly that the child was relieved when he realized that they were not fighting and smashing things in the room.

That feeling of relief was simply heartbreaking.

Of course, what is more distressing are the children in the room.

Luo Zijun and Fang Xing each held a glass of wine, frozen in place, their mouths wide open, and their chins almost fell into the wine glasses.

Huang Li, Mo Xiaozhu, and Chen He were sitting on the corner of the sofa, with the speakers behind their heads. How miserable!

Even though they had tried their best to cover their ears, Han Lie could still see the veins on their foreheads, trembling as the speakers vibrated…

The most pitiful thing was Ding Xiang, who shrank into a small ball like a quail. She hugged her knees and fell down on the sofa, twitching. She didn’t know whether she was crying or laughing.

“Love each other as if every day is the end… every minute and second is so beautiful that tears fall…”

Chen Yanfei sang more and more intoxicated.

But this is indeed the end of everyone, with tears in their eyes in despair.

If you poke your ears into deafness, just by looking at her posture, she is definitely a diva – no, she is a diva in her own right.

So stylish.

His movements are graceful and his expression is intoxicating. Even when he sings high notes, his expression is not ferocious at all.

But if you blind your eyes and leave only your ears to listen…

Damn it!

It’s okay if there isn’t a word in the tune. Do you have a pair of iron lungs? Turning eighteen corners and singing high notes with all kinds of vibrato for 20 seconds without taking a breath? !

Han Lie was led by her, and he didn’t dare to breathe for half a minute.

We just waited and waited there in fear, waiting for her to finish singing this ridiculous lyrics, and then we could take a breather.

As a result, no matter how long I wait, there is no end!

My chest felt tight, my neck was red, my head was buzzing, and I was about to burst from the pressure.

After she finally finished singing the first chorus, the interlude came in. Just as the shivering brothers and sisters were about to take a breath, she suddenly let out another roar.

“Dear fans, where is the applause?!”

Pooh!

Who the hell can’t think about it so much, am I a fan of you?

Han Lie thought to himself: If I miss today, if anyone dares to ask you to sing again, I will be Hua Chenyu’s biggest fan for 25 years!

But the question is…how to get through today?

Han Lie thought about it again and again, and yelled out one word against his will——

“good!”

Everyone had a backbone and followed suit.

“Sister Concubine is domineering!”

“Singing so well! Wuwuwu…”

While praising, he teased Lilac: “Xiangxiang, quickly pour a glass of wine for Sister Concubine and tell her to take a rest!”

Huang Li was so anxious that she even grabbed her microphone, chanting crazily: “It’s my turn, it’s my turn, Sister Fei, I’ll sing the next verse!”

As a result, Chen Yanfei grabbed her arm and pulled her two meters away.

“Get started! I want to sing to the fullest today!”

Oh my god!

Everyone in the room was panicked.

Madam, you’d better just kill us with a stick!

Those who were nestled under the speakers quickly begged Han Lie: “Brother! Please think of a solution!”

Fang Xing suddenly showed suspicion: “Han Lie, what did you give Sister Fei to drink?”

Brother Lie couldn’t argue.

In Chen Yanfei’s state, he wouldn’t believe it even if she said she didn’t take medicine.

Damn, that’s sloppy!

Han Lie really didn’t expect that his new skills would be so powerful and impressive.

He thought that being half awake and half drunk meant being dazed, drowsy, and mentally retarded.

But in fact, the three-point awakening is a broken jar, no attachment to the world, and love for whoever.

so funny!

However, while the dog man was uneasy, he still felt a little bit excited.

Question: What is it like to hold the goddess’s dark history in your hands?

It’s hard to describe exactly. Anyway, Brother Lie has already begun to think about avi’s commonly used lines…

For example: “Ms. Chen, you don’t want the videos on my phone to appear online, right? If that’s the case, we can have a good chat… hiehiehiehie~~~”

I don’t know when I’ll be able to use it. Have you learned it yet?

Brother Lie thinks very far and wonderfully, but the most important thing right now is to get rid of the big pot first.

His face was full of doubts, mixed with five parts shock, three parts confusion and two parts amazement, and he complained for himself.

“Chen Yanfei looked aggressive and took the initiative to ask me for a drink, so I drank a full glass with her. Who would have thought that she could cook like this? No, don’t you usually drink at dinner parties? What’s her drinking capacity? “

Everyone felt strange when they heard it.

Huang Li took the initiative to scold Fang Xing: “Fang Fang, stop talking nonsense and watch your mouth!”

She didn’t want Fang Xing to offend Han Lie, but she didn’t really want to scold Fang Xing.

Xiao Qingxin said bluntly: “Sister Fei doesn’t usually drink much, but after three or two bottles, nothing happened, and her face didn’t even turn red. Maybe she is in a bad state today?”

Ding Xiang said weakly: “Is it because it was red wine and champagne just now, mixed with the stamina of drinking it?”

She firmly did not believe that Han Lie would drug Chen Yanfei. It was impossible, so she found the most reasonable reason.

In fact, no one believed Fang Xing’s question.

If two people went out to drink in private, it would be hard to say, but now that more than a dozen of Chen Yanfei’s classmates were present, how could Han Lie do such a stupid thing?

Can the medicine be taken away in front of them if it is spilled?

Moreover, Chen Yanfei has always said that she “took the initiative to pursue Han Lie”, so it really doesn’t happen.

Fang Xing himself lowered his head in shame, secretly cursing himself for being stupid and not daring to say anything anymore.

Brother Lie cleared his suspicion and threw the problem back.

“Stop thinking about the reason, think about what to do now!”

Before everyone could come up with a solution, okay, the interlude ended, the magic sound started again, and the poor children put on the masks of pain again.

It’s so exciting!

It wasn’t until Chen Yanfei finished singing the whole song happily that someone finally made up her mind.

Ding Xiang, who was the closest, couldn’t bear it anymore. She laughed happily before, but she collapsed after laughing enough.

It’s funny when I first hear it, but I feel like crying when I hear it again, and after a long time I feel hopeless…

With an aura of heroic sacrifice, Xiangxiang waved her little hand fiercely: “Take her to the bathroom and let her wake up!”

“Okay, okay!”

“I think it works!”

“Listen to Sister Xiang!”

The girls in a dormitory immediately nodded wildly like chickens pecking at rice. Xiao Qing rushed to the front, and Huang Li held her down and dragged her to the bathroom.

“Be bold!”

Chen Yanfei felt excited, hugged them both, and pushed them onto the sofa.

“Where did you come from, this lowly slave girl, who dares to touch me? Xiao Liezi, drag her down and beat her to death with a stick!”

“Puff puff puff puff…”

Han Lie laughed so much that he could hardly hold the phone, he was so happy!

Although the other boys felt sad and resented the fact that she only got close to one outsider even though she was drunk, they also thought it was so interesting that they couldn’t help but laugh.

“The drunk concubine is cuter than usual, is that true?”

“Yeah, bird food!”

“How about… let’s take a photo too?”

“Let’s see who dares!”

The fat girl, who has always had no sense of presence, puts her hands on her hips and supervises the other boys fiercely.

He ignored Han Lie and asked him to have a good time.

Xiao Qing and Xiao Huang were two useless people. After dancing for a while, they couldn’t defeat Chen Yanfei. Instead, one of them knocked down and screamed in pain.

“Xiangxiang Xiaozhu, you two can help me!”

Ding Xiang waved her hands hurriedly: “I can’t! If I go up, it will be for free!”

She also shrank back…

Well, you really know your abilities…

But drunk Chen Yanfei is really difficult to deal with. She is 1.7cm tall and weighs almost 100 years old. She has a big and strong frame, and she is drunk. It is really difficult for three or four girls to manipulate her.

“It can’t be done, it can’t be done!”

Xiaoqing gasped, clutching her chest, completely shaken.

“We really can’t see enough, let’s find another way!”

Huang Li gritted her teeth and decided to kill her: “Don’t waste your energy, just pour him down and take him back!”

The boys were very anxious.

do not! I can help!

But the girls looked at each other and agreed collectively – they didn’t intend to leave any chance to the perverts.

Only Han Lie had the opportunity to do this kind of work, and they probably wouldn’t stop him.

However, Brother Lie didn’t want this opportunity and hid far away.

Don’t look for me, I’m just a ruthless shooting machine!

When the girls saw that Han Lie really had no intention of helping, they started to implement plan B.

Xiaoqing turned over and came up with a taunt.

“Sister Fei, drink! Are you okay?”

Chen Yanfei raised her eyebrows, rolled up her sleeves, and picked up a whole bottle of beer.

“You’re kidding! Can I do it?!”

Miraculously, she has no symptoms of big tongue at all, which is completely different from a truly drunk person.

Han Lie never understood what was going on.

It wasn’t until Chen Yanfei drank three bottles of beer and finally collapsed on the sofa that he got a rough idea.

The effect of the three-point awakening skill is not to conjure a large amount of alcohol out of thin air to make the opponent drunk.

Instead, it reduces the other person’s brain’s tolerance to alcohol.

Therefore, this skill does not harm the body, does not increase the burden on the liver and stomach, and only requires a little alcohol to create a false intoxication.

Chen Yanfei’s ability to drink is actually very good, so she doesn’t feel any discomfort physically, but her brain is high.

If he really wanted to get her drunk until she was 70% drunk, he would probably need at least 10 bottles of beer, and he would have to drink them continuously.

That kind of real drunkenness is accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and slurred speech.

Han Lie guessed the truth and paid more attention to the immortality in wine.

How amazing!

And it’s so concealable that if you really want to use it to do bad things, it’s hard for gods to prevent it.

Of course, Brother Lie is not that kind of person, and he will definitely use this feature with caution in the future.

Something as funny as today cannot happen again.

The birthday party was not over yet, and the birthday boy was drunk. It was so weird.

After finally putting Chen Yanfei down, Ding Xiang breathed a sigh of relief and carefully asked Han Lie for his opinion: “Then…are we taking Sister Fei back to school?”

“do not!”

Han Lie understood what she meant and took the initiative to make arrangements.

“You take her to the Ritz-Carlton, sleep for a while, go to the spa together when you get up, and stay there tonight. I will arrange a room for you right away.”

“Then dinner…”

“You girls, go eat. To be honest, I have no interest in Japanese food.”

When Han Lie made such a statement, the other boys immediately followed suit.

“Yes, yes, you go ahead, I don’t like to eat sashimi either.”

“Yeah, don’t worry about us. We brothers are going to play billiards for a while, hang out and drink some beer at night. I don’t know how comfortable we are!”

As soon as Luo Zijun heard that today’s event was over, he immediately regained his vitality and his smile became more sincere.

“That’s it for today. We boys have our boys’ entertainment, and we take back the unfinished cake. Tomorrow happens to be the official day, so we can give it to the class and share it with everyone. It’s pretty good.”

When the girls thought about it, it seemed like this was the only way to go, so they settled on it.

“Then…I’ll treat everyone to something else next time…”

Although he was talking to everyone, Xiao Dingxiang only looked into Han Lie’s eyes.

In front of her classmates, she was really embarrassed to speak more directly, so she could only hope that Han Lie would understand.

Brother Lie understands very well.

He made a promise to her with a smile: “OK, then you owe me once, I will remember it.”

Ding Xiang tried her best to keep a straight face and not open her mouth too much. She said “hmm” and turned back to pack Chen Yanfei’s things.

It was Xiaoqing and Xiaohuang who were still supporting Chen Yanfei. They took their things and helped the drunk birthday girl out.

Han Lie said goodbye to the boys politely and falsely, left his work number, and then accompanied them back to the hotel.

I arranged the room, told Alin to take care of it, call if anything happened, and then paid the full fee for the spa treatment.

——The highest level of complete maintenance, with instruments, costs less than 5,000 per person.

I spent 30,000 yuan and gained 60,000 yuan in experience, which was great.

The two additional deluxe rooms are free of charge.

So today I spent a total of 420,000, with double the room experience, triple the alcohol experience, and double the spa experience, earning millions of experience points.

and a psychotic trait.

——If you use it well, you are a god. If you mess around like today, you are a nerve.

However, after Chen Yanfei’s valuable experiments, Brother Lie is quite confident that he can make good use of it.

Continue to summarize.

Today’s birthday is a bit strange. At first glance, it seems that the relationship with Chen Yanfei has not progressed much, but it is not the case.

Han Lie’s performance was a huge help for Chen Yanfei to strengthen her inner thoughts.

Just imagine, if Han Lie behaves too arrogantly, or is too frivolous, or fails to gain the approval and admiration of her classmates, what will the result be like?

There are only two results today – heating or cooling.

Han Lie did the best that Chen Yanfei wanted, which actually saved her trust in Han Lie.

Otherwise, when Pan Ge finds an opportunity to put pressure on Chen Yanfei, the spark will collapse too easily.

Although Pan Ge behaved well and did not disturb Han Lie all day long, Brother Lie would not relax his vigilance against Black Heart White Lotus because of this.

There can be no relaxation at all, that woman is definitely not a kind person.

Thinking of this, the dog man took the initiative to send a message to Pan Ge——

“I’m back at school, preparing for tomorrow’s operation. Shareholder Pan, do you have any advice?”

About half a minute later, she replied: “Mr. Han, you are in charge of the external affairs and I am in charge of the internal affairs. You don’t need to report to me on operational matters. I trust you 100%.”

By the way, I bought a birthday gift for sister Yanfei. Should I deliver it in person, or would you please deliver it to me? “

Look!

Han Lie curled his lips, turned off his phone, and ignored her.

Other men who catch up with goddesses hold her in their hands for fear of falling or hold her in their mouths for fear of melting, but this is not right.

The more beautiful a woman is, the less likely she is to be coaxed. Only when a man understands this sentence can he truly grow up.

So Han Lie returned to school carelessly and saw Xi Luting’s car downstairs in the dormitory.

“This girl is really not afraid of the car being smashed…”

After muttering something and shaking his head, Brother Lie went back to the dormitory without reminding her again.

Guashen has been concentrating on making the outline for the past two days, vowing to attack the throne of the female video king, and has no mind to care about anything else.

It was pretty good, it saved Han Lie a lot of worry.

After packing up his clothes, shoes, socks, watch, and computer, Han Lie spent his last day at school quietly.

Everything is as usual.

Xiao Dongbei and Ding Ding still haven’t returned to the dormitory, Xi Luting is as quiet as a chicken, Pan Ge is mysterious, Wang Tianqing reports on the work of the student union as usual, Yin Qin licks Minister Han passionately, and Da Naiyun shares a lot of campus information with her brother Gossip, the birthday boy pretends to be dead and doesn’t say a word and doesn’t reply to messages…

If you think about it, it’s quite interesting how ordinary things are in school.

It was only three months before and after, so much has happened…

Go to sleep, there is nothing in your dreams.

…

When the sun rose on Monday, driver Cheng Shi drove the bus and picked up Han Lie and Liang Wu at the west gate of the school.

A new journey has begun.

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