Consumer male god - Chapter 216 Dog Man Evolves Again

Han Lie didn’t understand what Ding Xiang was excited about, just like she didn’t understand what Han Lie was laughing about.

“Brother Lie?”

“Xiangxiang…”

The two spoke at the same time, with different meanings, but there was a tacit understanding.

Han Lie suddenly felt that he had bought the wrong S63AMG, a big mistake – it was a four-seater!

There is an atmosphere to do bad things, but the environment does not allow it. It is really embarrassing.

So Brother Lie could only say: “Are you really in a hurry to go back to school? Instead of going to the bar and KTV, we can go watch a movie.”

It’s great to watch a movie!

Although you can’t do anything bad, you still have the opportunity to play with your little hands, hug your little waist, and kiss your little mouth. If you succeed in delaying it until after 10 o’clock…

Hiahiahia!

Ding Xiang’s eyes flashed, and she was also very moved. Just as she was about to agree, her phone suddenly rang.

“Ding dong!”

I don’t know why, but as soon as he heard the sound, Han Lie had a bad premonition in his heart.

She opened her phone and took a look, then suddenly covered her mouth and started laughing.

“Sister Yanyan told me…”

Little Baihua glanced at the dog man, her eyes stretched out with a shy smile.

“…I must not be tricked into going to the movies by you. Once I delay going back to the dormitory until 10 o’clock, I will definitely be eaten up by you today…Brother Lie, will you do that?”

Are you asking me this question? !

Han Lie was a little in disbelief, but he answered without hesitation.

“Of course not! I’m so decent… Huh? No, the main thing is whether you want to be eaten up and wiped clean by me!”

For a moment, Lilac’s face turned into a tomato.

“You are so annoying! How can you be decent? You are full of bad intentions. Sister Yanyan really didn’t misjudge you at all…”

When she acts coquettishly, Wu Nong’s soft words are really so soft that they ooze out.

Brother Lie was very excited and angry.

Chen Yanfei, why are you so stupid? !

What kind of things did Tiantianjing instill in Xiaobaihua? !

“Ahem! Your sister Yanyan’s understanding of me may be a little biased, with a lot of emotions and prejudices. Don’t believe it… By the way, how did she vilify me with you?”

“whee!”

Ding Xiang smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed, and she clapped her fingers happily.

“Wait for me to count them for you…

The first sentence: The dog man had a hard time in high school, but now he has become so swollen that he wants to flirt with a pretty girl when he sees her.

Second sentence: The dog man has really come to his senses. There are so many tricks now that it’s scary. If one set doesn’t work, try another one, and you’ll get the right medicine.

The third sentence: No matter what the dog man says, you can only believe half of it at most. This guy might have studied acting. Really, he made my classmate’s parents crazy when he acted. He was cheated out of money and he still wanted to thank you. He and I were dumbfounded at the time!

The fourth sentence: Those ambiguous objects of a dog man are more beautiful than the last. So many top beauties can’t win over him. Don’t think you can do it!

The fifth sentence: You are too naive to play with him, so never be alone with a doggy man, do you hear me?

The sixth sentence…”

“Stop, stop, stop!”

Brother Lie’s head was as big as a bucket and he hurriedly called to stop.

Chen Yanfei doesn’t do serious things day by day, just teach her something!

With the last glimmer of hope left, he asked in a trembling voice: “Xiangxiang, you don’t believe her slander against me, do you?”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

Ding Xiang was amused by Han Lie’s little expression and laughed, her whole body trembling wildly.

“Of course I… believe it!”

She winked at Han Lie mischievously, her long eyelashes fanning the stars.

“Sister Yanyan is the person I trust the most. Although she also likes you, she will not lie to me about this kind of thing, and she will not make me give up by belittling you… So, you must be a scumbag. !”

“well……”

Brother Lie leaned back in his chair slumpedly, with a look of despair on his face.

“Chen Dazui is really annoying… If she didn’t make trouble, we would both have children…”

Ding Xiang was so embarrassed that her face turned red again.

“You stinky scoundrel! Sister Yanyan really didn’t scold you wrong at all!”

Not only was Han Lie not ashamed, but he said plausibly: “Don’t you hate her? I don’t want you to get it if you don’t get it. How comfortable is it to be kissed, hugged, and held high?”

“Wow!”

Ding Xiang was stunned: “Did you break the jar? You didn’t even cover it up?!”

“Cover what?”

The dog man rolled his eyelids lazily and smiled mischievously: “I really don’t care…well, you’re brave enough to make me worry.”

“snort!”

Xiao Baihua was angry, she felt extremely insulted.

“I don’t want to be with you! There are more boys in school who like me than sister Yanyan!”

“But none of them are as interesting as me…”

Han Lie’s leisurely words immediately choked her.

Yes.

Except for Han Lie, no man would have such an attitude or say such words to her.

She had been liked and pursued by others since elementary school, and until college, she had never met a boy more interesting than Han Lie.

Because she has been going to the best school, and those boys are too… too well-behaved.

She is a good girl who is very strictly controlled by her family. She doesn’t like the polite second-generation officials, the cruel and perverse rich second-generation people, and she doesn’t like the shy and timid academic masters. .

She needs freshness and excitement, and mystery. This is the little rebellion deep in her heart.

At the same time, she still has extremely high requirements for security – because she is completely accustomed to being strictly controlled by her parents, she needs a strong and capable person to continue to provide her with a completely stable external environment and restrain her. In a cozy little space.

It was precisely because of her dependence that she immediately became best friends with Chen Yanfei, living under the control and care of Queen Chen.

If you don’t have a man, it’s okay to have a eldest sister.

Otherwise, given her family background, why would she have to be a follower? Why not be a princess herself?

Of course it’s not good.

She has never been a particularly independent person. Being a princess and taking care of herself is too tiring.

In fact, she also looks forward to love, but her requirements for men are too high.

Putting her conditions into the blind date market, it might be difficult to find a match even after ten years of dating.

Chen Yanfei hated the irony and called her a noob.

But the paradox is… so many boys’ pursuits failed to make her take a second look. They basically just lowered their heads and ignored them without saying a word. What was the waste?

She herself was not able to clearly define the standards and what kind of boyfriend she wanted, so everything was based on instinct.

It is instinct to dislike someone, and it is also instinct to like someone.

She admired Han Lie’s abilities.

However, Han Lie’s lack of attention and superficial and verbal love made her feel shocked and worried about gains and losses.

Han Lie’s mystery, multiple faces, and ruffianism gave her a new experience every time. She was on tenterhooks and at the same time involuntarily looked forward to it.

The most important thing is that Chen Yanfei, whom she trusts the most, also likes Han Lie.

So exciting…

Ah bah bah!

I mean, uh, Sister Yanyan’s vision is so high, which proves that Brother Lie does have some magic power, hahaha…

Xiaobai thought about a lot of things, and suddenly laughed twice, making Han Lie stunned.

What are you doing?

His expression changes back and forth, his face turns red and white. He has already thought of the names of our sons, right?

“Hey, wake up!”

Han Lie called her with a wicked smile, and in an instant, smoke started coming from Ding Xiang’s head.

“Anyway, don’t try to play rogue with me! I have completely seen through you. You are a wolf in sheep’s clothing, full of dirty thoughts!”

“How dirty is it? You’re so embarrassed, let me see if it’s right.”

Han Liezhen played a gangster for her, winking and winking, and completely making her anxious.

“I can’t! Send me back to school quickly, or I will tell Sister Yanyan!”

“You can sue.”

The dog man slowly took out his phone, opened the folder, clicked on the video, and played it.

He raised the phone in front of Ding Xiang and smiled evilly.

“Your sister Yanyan doesn’t dare to speak loudly to me now, so you expect her to help you? What do you think?”

Ding Xiang stared at the video blankly, and within 3 seconds, she suddenly fell down.

“Hahahahahaha…”

She curled up in her seat, laughing so hard that she wiped tears from her eyes.

“You…why are you so bad…Oh, I can’t do it…hahahaha!”

The ridiculous “I’ll Love You Even If You Die” played on the mobile phone is not the point. The point is Chen Yanfei’s international superstar style with her feet on the coffee table. That level of investment really makes you laugh every time you watch it.

Ding Xiang lay on the armrest box in the middle and lightly gave Han Lie a couple of blows, as if massaging him.

“I, I want to tell Sister Yanyan that you maliciously collected dirty information about her!”

“Malicious? NONONO!”

Han Lie grabbed Xiao Baihua’s catkin with his backhand and gently scratched her palm.

“If I don’t save such precious memories for her, who will commemorate her youth in the future?”

“You are too, too bad…”

“Tch! Do you want to collect a copy?”

“ah?”

Ding Xiang was very moved, but after careful consideration, she finally didn’t dare.

“Forget it, I can’t help her beating… You don’t even know, Sister Yanyan is very energetic. When the time comes, she will throw herself on my bed, push me down and give me a slap. Who am I going to cry to?”

Wow! Are you two having a great time?

Brother Lie’s eyes were bright, and he couldn’t help but act like a gangster: “Where did she hit you? Come here, I’ll rub it for you!”

With a “swish”, Ding Xiang shrank directly to the car door, shy but wary.

“Big pervert! Stinky rascal!”

The little hand that had been touched so well just now was withdrawn, losing blood.

But Han Lie was not in a hurry.

The dog man finally saw it clearly, Lilac was indeed given for free, it was so easy to get it done.

The main reason is that Chen Yanfei is too much in the way, otherwise she could easily be taken away with sweet words, extravagant remarks, every opportunity available, and pressing every step of the way.

The problem is that–

If the posture is incorrect, Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang can only get one of them.

And if Dingxiang is harmed first, then both of them may have to fly, and Chen Yanfei will definitely have huge side effects.

But if Chen Yanfei is taken care of first… is Xiaobai Gei a person with a false reputation?

So, I have to keep holding it in!

“Forget it, I won’t tease you anymore. Go back to school or go shopping again?”

Han Lie suddenly became serious, smiled warmly, and became inexplicably fatherly.

Ding Xiang was not really angry with Han Lie, and her interest immediately became high again.

“Where to go?”

“The Bund is right outside the door, can you just walk around?”

“Walk!”

Ding Xiang immediately opened the car door, and after getting out of the car, she lightly jumped twice, like a bird out of its cage.

Han Lie walked around from the other side and stretched out his hand to her.

“Come, my Princess Xiangxiang.”

Han Lie, who has a face value of 79 points, a height of 183cm, and a straight back, shows his white teeth when he smiles. His clear irises reflect the bright lights of the Bund, and also reflect the girl’s flower-like smile.

What idol drama can match this immersive experience?

Dingxiang felt that her brain was about to be burned. She held the big hand in front of her dizzyly and followed him forward unsteadily.

After a while, she quietly raised her head, and her heart trembled again when she saw the villain’s slightly convex cheekbones, sharp chin, and tall and straight nose.

Brother Lie looks so fierce…

In fact, it would be more accurate to describe it as unruly, but she just likes the word “fierce”.

Fierce often means being tough, masculine, and bad-tempered.

Some women don’t like it, but some women feel that such a man can bring a sense of security.

Chen Yanfei was indifferent to Han Lie’s appearance, but Ding Xiang felt that Han Lie was a good match when she first saw him.

Maybe it was because Chen Yanfei gave Han Lie the nickname “tough guy”. Ding Xiang imagined an image in her mind early on. After she actually saw it, wow, she is really manly!

So the more you look at it, the more comfortable it becomes, and the more you touch it, the more three-dimensional it becomes.

Most of the coincidences in the world are like this. They have form first and then quality. What the mind thinks and the image matches it are fate.

“hey-hey……”

She suddenly giggled without knowing it.

Han Lie heard this, but did not look back. He just curled up the corner of his mouth, which made Ding Xiang feel even more happy.

The two of them walked on the streets of the Bund without any purpose or chatting. They just followed the flow of people, neither blending in nor being independent and detached, until they reached the entrance of the dimly lit alley.

Han Lie suddenly stopped and lowered his head.

Lilac stopped and looked up.

Their eyes faced each other, their gazes became entangled, and time froze.

Ding Xiang’s heart was beating wildly, her brain was almost blank, her breathing gradually became heavier and faster, and the white mist formed by her breath covered the flush on her cheeks.

But how can it be covered?

She looked away when she realized how hot her cheeks were.

She couldn’t bear the shyness anymore and wanted to hide and escape.

As a result, the next second, Han Lie stretched out his index finger, hooked her chin, and lifted her face up.

The dog man moved his lips slightly, exhaling a stream of air from his lower abdomen, rushing up and out of his throat, rubbing his vocal cords, and issued a hoarse command.

“Don’t hide, look at me.”

Ding Xiang obediently raised her eyes again, pursed her lips subconsciously, her eyes were confused, shy, and well-behaved, and her little expression was full of uneasiness and uneasy submission.

This girl is poisonous!

Brother Lie couldn’t bear it anymore and covered it up domineeringly.

The next second, he hugged Xiao Baihua completely in his arms, as if he wanted to crush her into pieces.

Xiao Baihua was stunned. For almost 5 seconds, the whole world ceased to exist.

Five seconds later, she stood on tiptoes and hung her hands around Han Lie’s neck.

Good guy, from passive acceptance to active giving, I won a lot quickly.

Brother Lie was sincerely surprised.

She seems shy, but she is actually very enthusiastic and spicy. There is almost no adaptation period from being raw to being active.

What is a natural beauty?

She is.

Although he had not done anything else yet, Han Lie was convinced of his judgment.

But… don’t drift, hold it in!

The dog man let her go with great perseverance, and then took her to walk along the Bund again, back to the starting point.

“Go back, I can take you to do happier things later.”

Han Lie’s voice was gentle, but the content was poisonous.

Xiaobai let out a snort, patted him gently, and grunted: “You stinky scoundrel, you are so annoying~~~”

Brother Lie hurriedly put the phone away and stuffed her into the car.

If you don’t control it, the room you just opened will come in handy again.

“Be good, let’s go. Remember to show off to Chen Yanfei when you get back…”

“ah?!”

Ding Xiang was confused: “What are you showing off for?”

“You banged me before she did!”

The dog man had a bad smile on his face: “She has such a big mouth just for eating and shouting. Isn’t it embarrassing? If she asks you how you feel, just tell her…”

“Pfft! You’re so annoying! Are you calling me Mai? Goose goose goose goose…”

Ding Xiang felt that she should be angry, but she couldn’t help laughing.

This dog man is so bad and blatantly philandering. Not only did he not give an explanation after he kissed me, he also continued to miss Sister Yanyan. He deserves a beating!

But…calling Mai is really funny…

Not long after, Xiaobai was dealt with by Han Lie.

Mainly because she herself didn’t know what to do next.

With Han Lie?

What should I do with Chen Yanfei?

It was too difficult to make up her mind, so she could only shrink her head and pretend to be an ostrich.

After being tired of it all the way, Han Lie personally took her to the gate of the foreign school in Songjiang University Town. When he said goodbye, he chewed her for another 5 minutes.

Good guy, her skin is already delicate, and her lips are completely swollen.

“You’re so annoying! What can I do?”

She looked at herself in the makeup mirror and was so anxious that she almost cried.

Han Lie thought to himself: What’s wrong with stimulating the house beast?

In fact, of course you can’t do that. How can Xiaobai have the courage?

So he took the initiative to give her an idea: “After you get off the car, go buy a few skewers of spicy squid, grilled gluten, hot dog sausages, etc. and take them back to the dormitory. Just eat one skewer by yourself. Don’t worry, no. Someone will find out.”

The problem was indeed solved, but Lilac looked at the dog man in shock for a while.

Brother Lie forced a decent smile, but he felt very weak in his heart——

Damn it, am I being too skillful?

In the end, the smell of lilac got off the car, leaving only three words of gritted teeth.

“Scumbag!”

Brother Lie helplessly shrugged, yes, the dog man has evolved again…

To be fair, shouldn’t you be grateful for my wit?

Alas, it is so difficult to be a man!