Dark-Haired British Doctor - Chapter 131



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“no… … “Is there something wrong with you?”

“There are many problems. “I don’t know how many times I wake up at night.”

“under… … Does that mean you cut off my balls?”

“what… … “I already have a child, so it doesn’t really matter, right?”

This was the biggest problem.

Since I had no knowledge of hormones or anything like that, I still thought that the function of the testicles was only for reproduction.

In fact, it is unlikely that they were completely unaware of what happens to those who have their testicles cut off or lost.

For example, things like losing your beard or experiencing muscle atrophy more quickly.

‘statistics… … Sorry for ignoring statistics.’

However, the problem was that the concept of statistics was absent during this period.

Most knowledge remained as personal experience or only left a very fragmentary impression.

Of course, there was a feeling that really important knowledge, such as farming, tactics, or economics, was accumulating to some extent, but unfortunately, medicine has not yet become a priority for humanity.

“That professor.”

“You mean Harry?”

“No, that person was cut. Originally our professor. The name… … .”

“Oh, him. He is a great man. He also came up with this type of surgery. “A precious person has passed away.”

“There is a problem. Are they exactly like that? “It’s not just about urinating discomfort.”

“How is it?”

“hmm.”

Now that I think about it, I didn’t think to go and meet him.

I thought I should figure it out and distribute it, and of course I didn’t know what kind of trouble I would face if I went alone, so I thought about moving with Liston, so I roughly made it up for now.

“First of all, the beard will fall out.”

“ah. what is that… … Haha, I urinate well and my beard falls out. “Wouldn’t it be okay to put something on it?”

“Your strength also weakens.”

“what… … “Why not just order someone else to do it?”

I thought something should have worked at this point, but it didn’t.

This guy must have made a lot of money.

The indifference characteristic of people of this era also played a role.

Anyway, after looking at the man who couldn’t eat anything, I finally found something that would work.

“It won’t stand up well, and.”

“Yes?”

In the first place… … It didn’t look like this guy would stand up well.

It’s the same with your body type and what you usually eat… … .

My health can’t be good.

“I won’t stand.”

“why not?”

hey.

You suddenly get angry.

‘Look at this… … ? If I appeal with this, I think we can definitely reduce attempts at this crappy surgery, right?’

I got inspired.

yes, this is it

also… … Regardless of time and place, this was the best.

Isn’t it only in Korea that people rush to say it’s good for stamina?

It’s not well known, but foreign kids, even in countries classified as truly advanced countries, do all sorts of strange things when the topic of virility is mentioned.

“You don’t know that. But it doesn’t stop.”

“ha… … Then you can’t… … .”

“So just wait and see. Let’s touch on this. Who knows what might be possible. “If I check this, I’ll do it for you.”

“No, not Pharaoh… … .”

“Not Pharaoh? “Isn’t it difficult right now?”

I looked at him with an incomprehensible expression.

Then the chemist looked at me with a look on his face as if he was asking me what he was talking about.

“Shouldn’t we practice?”

“Are you going to do it? Once the body is worn… … No, when you come in.”

anatomy show… … .

Ha, if you say it’s a show, it’s a bit miserable.

Anyway, since so many people were executed at once at the time, there are fewer people on death row now.

Even though we live in an era where the death penalty is considered a show, killing people indiscriminately still seems a bit odd.

‘If they come in like that, we should try to slow down the decay with the formalin we made.’

Surprisingly, methanol itself is easy to make, so formalin solutions of various concentrations could be made.

‘Now that I see it, I need to fix that too… … .’

I smelled a lot during my dissection training, and since it is a type of odor that is hard to forget once you smell it, I thought I would be able to find the right concentration right away, but that wasn’t the case.

If you just get close and smell it, you’ll be able to smell it regardless of whether it’s diluted or not.

Of course, the undiluted solution makes me think that I might get cancer if I smell it any longer… … .

Anyway, I found out that day that it was not a class 1 carcinogen for nothing.

To be honest, I haven’t been to the dissection lab since.

I obviously closed the lid, but since it was a time when it wasn’t sealed well… … .

“Huh, this guy. Sounds like a big deal! Of course, surgery practice has to be done on living people.”

As I was lamenting to myself that it was such a barbaric time, someone right next to me was saying truly barbaric things to my face.

Are you crazy?

What kind of surgical practice are you doing on living people?

So I cursed him with my eyes, and the chemist, so shamelessly, just continued talking.

“Look at the example of Louis XIV. Didn’t more than 70 people die from hemorrhoids before they were treated? Thanks to this, Louis XIV enjoyed a long life. so… … I’ll call you once your surgical skills are on track. Oh, and really? “Let me know if it’s right to cut it and it won’t stand.”

under.

When I was wondering what to say, something about Louis XIV came up.

That’s already from the 17th century, so more than 200 years have passed, but is it still the case?

Don’t you think that such karma has accumulated so much that 30 years ago, the 16-year-old grandson of Louis XIV and his wife Marie Antoinette were beheaded… … ?

“that… … All right… … .”

But it was such an uncivilized time to talk about such things, and I was clearly aware of that fact, so I kept quiet.

Instead, I decided to try out the various failed products that this guy had managed to stock up on, namely rubber with various hardnesses.

I even closed my eyes and fumbled around trying to find one with a hardness similar to that of the urine line I was originally using, the Foley Cadeta.

‘This… … It’s too mushy… … This is too stiff. hmm. Hmm?’

Then there were three things that caught me off guard.

There were dozens of failures, so even three wasn’t too many.

Anyway, I kept touching those three separately.

“Do you feel good?”

“yes?”

“No, it’s like closing your eyes and savoring it.”

“It can’t be. There is definitely a difference between the three, but it is not clear.”

“Then why are you worrying so much? All you have to do is make all three and plug them in.”

“yes?”

I feel like I keep repeating ‘What?’ from earlier, but… … .

It was a situation that really made it impossible for this sound to come out.

Let’s just plug it in… … .

The feelings of a person who is obsessed… … .

“What can I do? It’s impossible to be perfect from the beginning. “How many times do you think I failed in making gloves?”

But when I heard it, it turned out to be true.

Now something… … .

Isn’t this the time when such delicate things are possible?

At least my status had risen while making condoms, and when I thought that if it hadn’t been for that, I would have been impaled on an iron pillar by harsh words, my guilt mysteriously disappeared like snow.

‘okay… … ‘Anything is better than an iron pillar.’

So I ordered them to do that.

“How long will it take?”

“I’m just making it using an existing method. Besides, doesn’t this actually look similar to a condom?”

“yes?”

“It’s long and has a passage inside. “It’s the same, whatever.”

“ah… … “I think so, so it’s like that again.”

“tomorrow? Or do you think you can make it the day after tomorrow?”

“oh… … .”

Does this mean that urine lines will appear sooner or later? … .

‘Hmm… … .’

Isn’t this only used for people who can’t urinate?

It was safe to say that it was an almost essential item for treating critically ill patients.

It was like that even when I had surgery.

Right now, there is actually no substance that can stably provide anesthesia for more than 30 minutes, let alone a muscle relaxant… … .

If it gets longer, you will need to attach a urinal.

Otherwise, urine can backflow from the bladder and damage the kidneys.

In addition, it was used to calculate the amount of water we gave as infusion and the amount coming out through the urine line, and there was no limit.

‘good. Even though there are still restrictions… … This is absolutely a good thing.’

With that in mind, I said my thanks and headed to school.

“Ah, Professor… … .”

Then, a guy who was my classmate not long ago came to me hesitantly.

Just looking at him, he was the one who said something about my skin color, so it must have been difficult for me.

young… … .

So, huh?

I should have seen a place to lie down and jumped on it.

How dare you attack a 21st century genius?

“Yes why.”

Of course, since I was a big person, I answered as if nothing had happened.

Then the director told me that he had told me to prepare for the lecture.

Well, if you become a professor, shouldn’t you also teach?

In the first place, there was no need to hesitate as there was a lot to teach people of this era.

I have some urgent work to do right now, so I’ll have to postpone it for a bit… … .

“Okay, by the way, where is Professor Liston?”

“ah… … “He is in the operating room.”

“You cut it off like each day is too long. okay. “Good job, go see it.”

“Yes, Professor…” … .”

Looking at the operating room, that is, a small theater, there were as many as six surgeries still remaining.

It seems like it’s because I’m doing everything I couldn’t do yesterday, but no matter how fast I cut it, at that point, the morning was going to fly by.

What I’m saying is that the time has come… … .

It was fine.

There’s a lot to do.

“Let’s go see the patient. and… … .”

Before making rounds with my students, I asked Dr. Liston’s driver to help me find out the whereabouts of those the former professor had covered, namely those who had lost their testicles.

Since I knew the relationship between Liston and I well, and because he was also dissatisfied with this cruel treatment of cutting off a man’s balls, I readily gave permission.

“I’m going to see Dr. Liston later this afternoon…” … You don’t need to find everything. “I think you only need to look at the people close to you.”

“Yes, I will.”

After solving the problem, I was finally able to make rounds.

There weren’t many patients because I was out of the hospital doing dissection shows.

however… … .

“Is that wound festering a bit?”

“Is it festering? ah… … “Isn’t that fortunate?”

“yes?”

“Everyone says this is the process of moving forward, right?”

Just because there weren’t many patients or because I performed the surgery well, it didn’t mean that problems wouldn’t arise.

This patient… … .

This was a patient who, in order to avoid having to undergo amputation, I tried my best to scrape the wound and only saw new skin grow… … The inflammation had progressed after not seeing the bird for just two days.

“who… … “Who are you all?”

“All the doctors and nurses passing by.”

“under.”

fuck.

These barbaric bastards.

I believe that decay is part of healing… … .

The good news was that the wound didn’t go too deep because the man had already rubbed the pus while the wound was almost completely healed.

“Aww!”

To raise awareness, I cut out the rotten part on the spot and wrapped it well.

“Don’t do anything strange.”

“Yes, yes.”

“Then cut it again?”

“yes… … .”

It made me feel like a crazy person, but I couldn’t help it.

Because this is still the best.

“Haha, as expected, our rating. “He’s my sworn brother.”

It would have been nice if Liston, who just came in from surgery, felt a sense of kinship and didn’t grin.

“that… … yes.”

I couldn’t help it.