Dream Guide - #330 - Chapter 330 Wood and Fool
Su Huilan agreed to take Shen Ran with her. She had a different view from the coal boss. She thought the fat orange cat looked cute, so she said to Qingmu: “You have a talking bird as a companion, so let this cat accompany me. When we get to the sea, It’s lonely sometimes.”
According to the itinerary, Boss Mei and Shen Ran will be sent to Shenzhou first and handed over to the care of professionals from Shenfu University, and then board a flight from Shenzhou International Airport to Auckland. They will arrive two days earlier than Professor Aoki and Su, so they will have to stay at Auckland University of Technology for two days.
Shen Ran didn’t feel anything about it. She would either follow the crow around, or lie in the corner of his sofa with a bunch of snacks in her arms.
The coal boss looked a little worried. He kept pacing back and forth in the room, mumbling something. Seeing that Aoki was really annoyed, he said, “You might as well just forget about it.”
The crow jumped up and cried: “That won’t work. I’m just worried about the food and weather in Auckland.” He took a look at it and said, “I’m not like this stupid cat who wants to eat everything. I can’t get used to French snails and live oysters.” .”
“New Zealanders don’t eat French escargot,” Aoki said.
Crow said, “But they eat raw oysters, live! It’s more disgusting than French escargot!”
Aoki smiled and said: “Don’t your brothers and sisters all eat bugs? How different are you, that you even find oysters disgusting? Even humans can eat things, but you, a bird, despise it as alive!”
“Don’t talk about humans. Humans are truly insatiable and dare to eat anything! Compared with humans, the foodies in the animal world are so weak!” The crow screamed for its own kind, “Humans’ diet will always be on the list. There are things you can’t imagine, I’m a foodie, but not a glutton!”
“Okay, okay,” Aoki said, “New Zealand doesn’t just eat raw oysters, they also eat cooked food. In addition to oysters, there are also lobsters, whitebait, mussels, abalone… there are many kinds of seafood!”
“Oh -” the crow raised its head and made a sound impatiently, pointed with its wings and said, “These are the things he likes to eat!”
He jumped next to the orange cat again and slapped the snack from her paw with one wing, “Hey, don’t eat it! Save your appetite and go to New Zealand. Did you hear that? There are all the things you like to eat, you greedy cat! Big! Foodie! Fat house!”
He lowered his head as he spoke, his wings hanging feebly at his sides, and he said with hatred, “Oh, my Ruxue! How could you be influenced by this lazy cat and become like this! Alas! , forget it, it would be better for me to meet you in my dreams from now on.”
Life Flower came in with a large bowl of food, and the aroma quickly filled the room.
Crow immediately became energetic, pounced on it, and said immersedly to his favorite sauce elbow: “It’s better for the boss’s wife. Oh, I said you are stupid, can’t you bring the boss’s wife with you? What… Professor Su…can she cook? Can she make sauced elbows?”
Aoki laughed and scolded: “I am a professor and a great scholar. Even if I know how to do it, I won’t do it for you.”
“Oh!” Crow stared at Aoki and said, “Don’t evade the important and take the easy. The point of what I asked just now is – can you take the boss’s wife with you? Hey, don’t think I don’t know. I have met Professor Su. What a bullshit scholar. , Professor, she is obviously a great beauty. Ruhua——”
Crow tilted his head, “You have to be careful!”
Bishenghua cut the sauced elbow into small pieces with a knife and divided it into two parts. Then she put the basin on the ground and said, “You two each have half. What’s yours is yours. No one needs to snatch it.”
He jumped to the ground with a loud meow, put his face to the edge of the basin, smelled it, and then buried himself in eating.
After listening to Bi Shenghua’s words, Crow looked at Aoki, then at Bi Shenghua, and said, “What a big heart!” Then he walked over to eat the soy pork elbow.
“Hey, we agreed to be a family. You are so fat and your head is stuck in the basin. How can I eat it?” The crow tried to put its pointed beak through the cat’s head and the edge of the basin, but was poked in the face by the cat’s whiskers. , shouted angrily, “Ruhua! Can you use two basins next time?…Why don’t you let this guy eat cat food? Why do you want to eat my sauced elbow?”
Bishenghua said: “We are all one family, and she will eat whatever you eat.”
“But he never feeds me when he eats dried fish.”
“That’s because you don’t want to eat.”
“Uh… Okay, okay, I know women can’t resist cats.” The crow grabbed the basin with its claws and pecked out a piece of meat. Seeing the cat’s head sticking in again, he reluctantly advised, ” Hey, hey, hey, Allah, can one person take one bite at a time? Isn’t it good to eat each other’s ugly eyes?”
The cat raised her head and meowed, then made a half circle around the basin, came to the crow, and stood side by side. She waited for the crow to stretch its neck and take out a bite of meat, then she stretched her head to take a bite, and then waited for the crow to take another bite. Just like this, one cat and one bird, you and I eat one bite at a time.
Bi Shenghua stared at it blankly for a long time, then went downstairs.
Crow suddenly raised his head and said to Aoki: “Don’t you think the boss lady has changed a bit recently?”
“Why has it changed?” Aoki asked.
Crow said: “She has stopped swearing recently, and her temper is not as bad as before. She used to be a tomboy, but now she is a bit more feminine.”
Aoki said: “You observe carefully.”
The crow said, “You can’t see it except in the wood.”
Aoki wanted to say something else, but finally didn’t say anything and turned around and went downstairs.
The bar hasn’t opened yet and the waiters haven’t arrived yet, but Xiao Qi and Mo Yu have arrived early and are cleaning. When they saw Aoki, they smiled and said hello from a distance: “Hello, boss!”
Aoki also smiled and said hello. He told Xiao Qi more than once not to call him boss, but Xiao Qi was unwilling to change, saying that the boss was the boss. Aoki didn’t bother to say anything anymore, so he just let him shout, but he still felt that he was a lot more separated, and there was always something behind him when he spoke, and he was not as comfortable as before.
“Have you seen the boss lady?” he asked.
At the beginning, both Aoki and Yishenghua felt awkward for the employees in the store under the leadership of Xiao Qi to call them boss and boss wife, but as time went by, they got used to it. So at this moment, Aoki naturally asked about the “boss wife” after Xiao Qi called him “boss”.
“I just left. I shouldn’t have gone far yet.” Xiao Qi said.
Aoki said “Oh” and walked out of the bar. Xiao Qi and Mo Yu looked at each other, smiled, shook their heads, and continued to work secretly with joy. In their eyes, the boss and the boss’s wife are great in many aspects, especially the boss, who has many mysteries about him, but when it comes to emotional issues, they are not very enlightened at all. One is a fool and the other is a fool.