Fading God Card - #102 - Chapter 101 The Wild Skeleton of Yushu Linfeng?
Hearing the bang bang bang in the distance, Jiang Wenming watched the wild beasts gallop past him with a gloomy expression.
At this time, he was burying himself firmly in the mountain of bones where Rosa took root.
It’s strange to say that Rosa’s previous aura hasn’t dissipated, or the death aura here is too heavy. The panicked beasts didn’t run this way driven by instinct, which gave him a space to hide .
You must know that most of the forest is almost trampled to pieces by this group of wild beasts that suddenly charged, so it would be nice for him to find a safe place.
As for why he didn’t receive the bomb warning from Mr. Tang, it had to be asked if the startled bird that suddenly passed over his shoulder and left a bubble left a stomach ache.
Teacher Tang is still human after all, and cannot multitask for a long time.
In such an urgent situation, the first reaction is naturally to pay attention to the weaker Pan Xuanyu and the others first, but just a distraction, Jiang Wenming’s bomb was inexplicably transferred to a hapless frightened bird.
However, neither Jiang Wenming nor Mr. Tang noticed this, only a frightened bird whose cloaca exploded wanted to say MMP.
“Su Xinfeng, what a coincidence, you’re hiding here too?”
Jiang Wenming greeted Su Xinfeng who was lying on his right.
He thought of this place when he realized that something was wrong and he couldn’t leave.
But when he hid in and took a look, he didn’t expect Su Xinfeng to hide here too. It seems that the hero sees the same thing.
Su Xinfeng didn’t even look at Jiang Wenming, but buried his head in the pile of bones.
Seeing this, Jiang Wenming turned his head in satisfaction and fell silent.
Su Xinfeng deserved to be Su Xinfeng, if the one who stayed next to him was that talkative Huang Shanyao, maybe he would have to wait to be exposed.
But he was not happy for a long time, when he lowered his head and Su Xinfeng hid silently in the pile of bones, watching the panicked herd of beasts getting thinner and about to flee,
With one tongue lolling outside, the not-so-intelligent wild dog suddenly left the herd, walked towards the bone mountain with blue eyes, and jumped up and down with unrecognizable steps.
“If you run for your life, you run for your life. At this time, you still want to eat bones?!”
Jiang Wenming cursed secretly, but he didn’t dare to move his body, and even forcibly retracted his fart.
Knowing how to survive in the wild, he used a pile of wet mud to cover up his body odor before hiding in. He didn’t want to be exposed because of a fart.
This wild dog is nothing, he can kill it with one stick, but there are still hundreds of herds running outside, if he fights a wild dog here, maybe he will meet another one who wants to eat it on the way to escape Big dessert guy.
The roaring herd of beasts shook the ground, and Jiang Wenming, whose face was on the ground and his ears hurt a little, held his breath tightly.
Seeing that wild dog drooling profusely, licking here and there and nibbling here and there, as if picking the most delicious bones, his eyes narrowed tightly.
Looking at the wild dog’s eyes, he looked like a gangster who had been poor all his life, and suddenly he was blessed with three thousand beauties in the harem, and he didn’t know how to pick them.
But the longer it lingered here, the more nervous Jiang Wenming became about it and his own fate. He knew his own luck best.
But still afraid of something, the wild dog not far away from him suddenly had a dog’s eyes, as if he finally found the bone he was destined to be in the harem, and excitedly moved towards the place where Jiang Wenming was. get moving.
It kept dripping saliva while digging, and I don’t know if its name is a water dog. The saliva, like a waterfall, quickly seeped through the gaps in the bone pile and washed Jiang Wenming’s face.
But Jiang Wenming remained motionless, saliva is nothing, he has encountered more disgusting things than this, and it doesn’t matter how to save his life.
What’s more, his place is higher than Su Xinfeng’s place, his face is wet, but Su Xinfeng’s body is wet!
Thinking about it this way, Jiang Wenming’s mentality stabilized, but he glanced sideways quietly, and was suddenly a little puzzled.
“Huh? Where’s Su Xinfeng?”
Besides the bones, there was no Su Xinfeng next to him, but he was obviously hiding there just now, if he left, it would definitely cause some commotion.
But Jiang Wenming didn’t have time to wonder, the wild dog’s excited roar had already reached above his scalp, as if it could bite off his skull just by lowering his head.
He had no doubts about this at all. He said it was a wild dog, its teeth could crack bones like biscuits and chew them into crumbs!
Not to mention his fragile flesh and blood?
Thinking of this, Jiang Wenming frowned, and was about to summon a substitute to teach the wild dog how to concentrate on fleeing, but two blue flames suddenly lit up in the eye sockets of a perfectly shaped skull in front of him.
Immediately, a chilly breath blew directly towards Jiang Wenming’s face, which was close at hand, with its open jaw.
“Coarse homeless dog! Get your dirty teeth out of my noble pelvis!”
Jiang Wenming: (?-?*)
Wild dog: U? ェ? U
“What a handsome skull!”
With a secret praise in his heart, the skull with blue flames suddenly floated up, and along with it, there were sections of jasper-like bones, which were quickly assembled into a jade tree facing the wind.
Although I don’t know why I feel this way, but looking at it, it looks like the most perfect sculpture in the world, and no part is redundant.
It’s just that his pelvis was still in the mouth of the wild dog, and even his lower limbs were pretending to be there, which was a bit of a loss.
“You still haven’t let go, do you know that what you are holding is the pelvis of the great dragon slaying warrior, Dalabumba Banderbedi Budobiruon! This is a death penalty! I will give you one last chance, Are you letting go?!”
The wild dog shook his head, and even stepped sideways to leave, but the half-skeleton quickly grabbed his left leg, and pulled it up vigorously.
And that wild dog was also stupid, neither letting go, nor attacking the strangely named skeleton, but directly arched its body and started a tug-of-war with him!
The half-skeleton and one dog confronted each other like this.
However, the weight of the skeleton is obviously not as heavy as that of a wild dog with flesh and blood. Due to the lack of lower limbs, he can only rely on pulling his leg bones with one hand and grabbing the ground with the other.
But even so, the soft ground couldn’t support the strength of the wild dog. When he was about to be pulled out of the pile of bones, Jiang Wenming suddenly saw the black flames on his body start to roll, and he was immediately alert, and secretly sighed that something was wrong.
The claws of the bones that were scratching around grabbed his left hand with a snap, like a drowning man grabbing the lifebuoy. Jiang Wenming tried hard to break it several times but couldn’t break it.
At this moment, the wild dog seemed to be angry, and with all his strength, even the skeleton and Jiang Wenming were dragged out with a grunt.
The air stagnated for an instant, and even the beasts running around stopped, staring at Jiang Wenming with red eyes.
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Well, it seems that the will set the relationship between wild monsters and humans as hostile, and he has triggered the hatred mechanism.
Jiang Wenming’s face turned blue when he saw this, looked at the paw tightly holding his left hand, and said gloomyly:
“Let go!”
“oh!”
The Yushu Linfeng skeleton was also obedient, and obediently let go of its claws, but looking at the blue flames fluttering in its hollow eye sockets, Jiang Wenming felt that it was gloating.
Jiang Wenming decided on the spot to add an extra undead card to the deck today.
Of course, this depends on being able to survive…