Hell App - Chapter 84
Getting up from the warm kang at two o’clock in the morning was not Fang Niu’s original intention.
He wouldn’t want to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom if possible.
But he really couldn’t help it. His stomach ached, and from time to time, his farts would burst out, making his anus tighten.
After lingering on the bed for a long time, he saw that the shit was about to burst out. He didn’t dare to be lazy anymore, so he quickly put on his coat, picked up his cell phone and ran towards the yard.
In rural areas, toilets are usually located in yards.
He ran to the gate. Next to the gate of the yard, there was a squat toilet.
He quickly ran in, closed the door, and as soon as he took off his pants, the dirty things that had been held in for a long time fell down in a splatter.
Suddenly, his stomach felt much better.
While excreting the relics of the grain cycle, Fang Niu felt that the toilet was very gloomy, so he turned on his phone and started browsing in high definition. Pictures of pretty girls.
Even when I’m on the toilet, it’s nice to watch pretty girls. He was enjoying watching it, but he didn’t expect to be naked in front of so many people. Among the women, there was a hideous ghost picture mixed in, which frightened him so much that he almost dropped his phone into the latrine.
Holding the phone steady, Fang Niu was so angry that he cursed in his heart, greeting all the eighteen generations of his grandson and ancestors who posted ghost pictures.
Then, he closed the webpage angrily, not daring to read any more posts mixed with ghost pictures.
After closing the browser, Fang Niu opened another forum and started reading jokes and jokes. As he watched, a message suddenly popped up on his communication software, making him click on it out of curiosity.
[Guess who I am: You woke up. ]
Seeing this familiar online name, Fang Niu immediately realized who this person was.
This person called “Guess Who I Am” is a die-hard fan of Bai Cui’s live broadcast room. He joined their live broadcast group very early and is usually very active in the group.
Even the place Yanglan Village was introduced to them by “Guess Who I Am”, and he was the enthusiastic audience.
Although this ‘Guess Who I am’ is very poor, has never tipped them, and doesn’t even know whether he is a boy or a girl, such a fan cannot be ignored casually, otherwise it will be even more terrifying if he becomes a fan.
Anyway, he still had to squat in the latrine for a while and chat with him.
So, Fang Niu held the phone with both hands and typed on it——
[I am Brother Xiaohei: I’m awake, what’s the matter? ]
[Guess who I am: That post is true, there is really a ghost in Yanglan Village! ]
Seeing this, Fang Niu was speechless. He really thought these fans were boring and always scary. Is it interesting?
He sneered and replied on his mobile phone: “Brother, don’t scare me in the middle of the night. I was taking a shit, and you almost broke my shit!”
[Guess who I am: You don’t believe it? ]
[I am Brother Xiaohei: I can’t believe it if it’s a person. In the middle of the night, if you say this can’t penetrate people, stop it. ]
Fang Niu was chatting with ‘Who Am I’? He estimated that he would have to squat for a while, and was going to turn off the mute after squatting, so as not to talk nonsense with this night owl who was still up early in the morning.
But as he was chatting, he felt something was wrong.
A new piece of news caught his attention.
[Guess who I am: There is really a ghost in the village, because I was the one who posted that post. ]
He thought of the old lady eating live chickens, the children playing with rubber balls in the cemetery at twelve o’clock in the morning, and the extremely bloody nursery rhymes the children chanted.
Originally, he had almost forgotten all these weird things after a long sleep.
But now that he saw the word ‘ghost’, that uneasiness resurfaced, making him suspicious.
Could it be that there is really a ghost in Yanglan Village?
At this time, Fang Niu no longer cared about the reincarnation of grains. He kept crouching and typing on his mobile phone, trying to find out more.
[I am Brother Xiaohei: Brother, are you the one who escaped from Yanglan Village? Is there really someone missing in your village? ]
[Guess who I am: A lot of people are missing. ]
[I am Brother Xiaohei: But the people in your village said that no one is missing in the village. Are you bluffing me? ]
[Guess who I am: None of them remember. ]
Seeing this, Fang Niu actually believed it.
In ghost movies, it is common for the protagonists to lose their memory after the ghosts kill people.
If there really is a ghost in the village, then it is very possible that the ghost has the ability to make people lose their memory.
However, thinking of this, he was a little angry. He typed word by word: “You know there is a ghost, so why didn’t you tell us earlier? And let us live here!”
[Guess who I am: It’s because of ghosts that I let you come. ]
[Guess who I am: You are here so I can kill you! ]
Just kidding, he must be kidding!
It was obviously the default boldface text of the system, and the hyphens were the default, but with such a simple two lines, Fang Niu felt extremely frightened.
At this time, a gust of wind blew by, chilling him.
He turned his head suddenly and looked at a small window above the toilet. The small window let in the wind, but fortunately there was no one on the window.
He must be trying to scare me!
Fang Niu was slightly relieved, but his mind was completely disrupted by the words “Guess Who I Am”.
He and Bai Cui are not timid people, and they will not engage in supernatural live broadcasts if they are timid.
However, the premise is that there are no ghosts in the world. The situation in Yanglan Village is really weird, which makes him a little unable to stand it as a grown man.
It was okay not to say ‘guess who I am’. The more he said it, the more he couldn’t help but think about it. The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became. He was almost scared to death by his own guess.
He shook his hands and felt that this “Guess Who I Am” was really a lunatic and could not be led into the ditch by him again.
Although he felt a little uneasy, his instinct told him not to ask anymore. Fang Niu was afraid that the more he asked, the more frightened he became, and that he would not be able to sleep at all tonight.
So, he decided to ignore this lunatic and discuss everything in the morning.
But when he didn’t type, two more messages suddenly appeared on the screen——
[Guess who I am: Do you want to see a ghost? ]
[Guess who I am: I’m standing outside the door. ]
Fang Niu looked at the door tremblingly, but the door of the pit was made of wood and he couldn’t see what was going on outside at all.
How did he know there was a door near me?
Yes, he must be scamming me! As I mentioned before, there must be a door near the toilet!
But in an instant, Fang Niu suddenly remembered something.
He frantically scrolled up the conversation to the previous chat history.
He stared at the first message sent to him by ‘Guess Who I am’, with a dull expression on his face, like a dying zombie, but his eyes were full of fear!
“you’re awake.”
It turns out that this is not a question, but a statement.
The person who sent this message was not sure whether he woke up at all, but was very sure that he was already awake!
who? Who is it?
Could it be that it really is…
Fang Niu was trembling with fear, so scared that he could hardly hold his phone.
But soon, two pieces of news that frightened him even more appeared.
[Guess who I am: open the door! ]
[Guess who I am: open the door! ]
Fang Niu pressed on the phone and didn’t dare to look at it again.
He was frightened all over, but he gritted his teeth and pulled the straw-yellow toilet paper, wiped it on his butt twice randomly, then hurriedly pulled up his pants, squatted aside and shivered, not even daring to flush the water, let alone go out.
He couldn’t see what was going on outside, but he could feel that there was someone outside!
Fang Niu felt terrified at the thought of ghosts guarding the door.
He held his breath and remained silent, for fear that a ghost would push the door open and come in.
Fang Niu huddled in the hut and made up his mind that he would not leave until dawn and other people went to the toilet.
However, after a while, something happened that made his eyes split open——
The door is slowly opening!
Fang Niu thought of something and quickly planned to call his girlfriend, hoping that Bai Cui would wake up others and ask her and the group of passengers to come and rescue him.
However, as soon as he entered the password and unlocked the phone, the door was fully opened.
Fang Niu raised his head stiffly and looked at the bloody ghost at the door. He opened his mouth to shout for help, but his voice was completely lost.
He was pinched by Li Gui.
He was like a dead chicken, being lifted into the air and struggling desperately. However, what frightened him even more was that no matter how hard he kicked, there was silence all around.
He kicked the big vat of water hard, but the sound seemed to be absorbed and disappeared without a trace.
Everything was like a pantomime, only he, the clumsy clown, was performing a funny performance.
Fang Niu was completely desperate.
Being choked by the evil spirit, his face turned blue, his eyes widened in fear, and he slowly lost consciousness…
Li Gui threw Fang Niu to the ground like trash.
On the cold ground, Fang Niu was like a deflated balloon. His flesh and blood were constantly sinking, and soon even the bones disappeared, leaving only a thin human skin.
Li Gui stood aside, grabbed the human skin and shook it in the air.
After a while, the deflated human skin was filled with air again, swelling and puffing up like a balloon. In the blink of an eye, the human skin turned into a square ox again.
Except for those vicious eyes that were exactly the same as those of a ghost. This ‘Fang Niu’ is no different from the previous one.
The eyes, nose, mouth…even the clothes on their bodies are exactly the same.
Li Gui put the cow down and soon disappeared.
As for ‘Fang Niu’, he showed a vicious expression and went back to the toilet first, flushing out the latrine with a water ladle.
Then, he opened the door heavily and closed it again. He acted as if he had just used the toilet. He took his mobile phone and walked across the yard very naturally. He returned to the room where Bai Cui slept and lay down on her. around…
…
“Fang Niu?” Kunta asked in a low voice in the east room.
Bai Yan nodded without saying anything, and continued to stare at the hem of the curtain. From the sound, Fang Niu must have gotten up to go to the toilet, and there was nothing unusual about it.
However, he was alone after all, so he had to be vigilant.
After writing this down, Bai Yan continued to stare at the window. From time to time, he glanced at the other people in the room to make sure that nothing had happened to them and that they had not been quietly swapped.
The long vigil was finally over.
It’s five o’clock sharp.
Bai Yan was very sleepy. He rubbed his red eyes and pushed Ye Shangyu up from his sleep: “Stop sleeping, get up and change your shift.”
Ye Shangyu was confused for a moment, then immediately stood up and opened his eyes.
When she woke up completely and her eyes regained focus, Bai Yan pointed to the window and motioned her to stare there.
Then, Bai Yan lay down on his back and closed his eyes tiredly. His breathing quickly became even. Even the rooster crowing in the chicken coop in the yard did not wake him up from his dream…
When he was woken up again, it was already 10:30 in the morning.