Help the Queen of Heaven to save the situation, she lusts after my body - #168 - Chapter 168
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Yang Haonan’s original plan was to go to LS from Hoh Xil, and then officially release the song “Get on the Train to LS”.
However, after lying in bed for a few days due to altitude sickness in Hoh Xil, Yang Haonan gave up on this plan. His life was more important than anything else, so let’s go ahead with this bullshit business.
Fortunately, he had made a name for himself with three songs in a row. It didn’t matter whether he went to the other party or not. He was only asked to finish the song as soon as possible. It was almost time for vacation, and he wouldn’t be able to drink the soup no matter how late he was.
Not only LS, but also other local cultural and tourism bureaus. Stop running away one by one and get the music out quickly. The students are all on vacation.
The attitude is the same everywhere. If you want to talk about business, no problem. People don’t need to come, it can be done remotely.
So Yang Haonan, who originally planned to circle the country of China, had to change his plan and fly back to the Magic City from Hoh Xil.
When Xu Nuo saw him at the airport, his complexion was sallow, his skin was rough, and his hair was messy. It was impossible to connect the rough man in front of him with the romantic nobleman before.
“Is your kid going to herd sheep?” Xu Nuo teased.
Yang Haonan touched his hair, “Don’t mention it. The northwest of China is really not a place for people to live. I almost confessed there.”
“What about your great business empire plan?”
“It doesn’t matter.” Yang Haonan waved his hand and said with great enthusiasm: “It’s all done. The song + travel plan, once the combination is released, all places will be frightened and bow to him.”
“Fuck you.” Xunuo gave him a middle finger and sent him home.
“Come in and sit down.”
Xu Nuo hesitated, “Is it convenient?”
“What’s wrong with you? What’s the inconvenience for you?”
Xu Nuo smiled evilly, “I’m afraid I’ll see something I shouldn’t see.”
“roll.”
After entering the house, Xu Nuo saw Yang Haonan’s girlfriend for the first time. He quietly poked Yang Haonan and asked with his eyes: “Is it the one from before?”
“right.”
Xu Nuo gave him a thumbs up, “Hello, sister-in-law, I’m Xu Nuo.”
“This is my girlfriend, Chen Xiaofeng.” Yang Haonan introduced the two of them.
“Hello, hello, please sit down for a while.” Chen Xiaofeng poured them two glasses of water.
Xu Nuo was a little surprised by the calm reaction.
Yang Haonan laughed and said, “It’s surprising, she’s not very star-chasing.”
“Are you a star?” Chen Xiaofeng was a little surprised.
“Not a star.”
“Tch, this guy knows how to pretend.” Yang Haonan raised his middle finger, “He is so red now that he was even invited to the Spring Festival Gala.”
Chen Xiaofeng nodded and said: “It’s amazing. Today’s students like to chase stars and always like to follow their idols. However, some celebrities have low personal qualities and accidentally lead children to bad things…”
The smile on Xu Nuo’s face froze, and he sounded like the dean of students. He turned his head and glanced at Yang Haonan.
Yang Haonan winked and blinked.
The tacit understanding between brothers is still there. Xu Nuo instantly understands that Chen Xiaofeng is 100% a teacher.
After sitting there for a while, the promise slipped away. The pressure was too great, and I kept quoting scriptures from you. I don’t know how this guy Yang Haonan could stand it.
Could it be that he was used to being a promiscuous person in the past and suddenly wanted to be controlled?
…
After “Get on the Train to LS” was released, many people noticed this song, of course mainly travel friends.
Chivalrous songs have become a compass for travel enthusiasts. There is a saying in the small circle, “Follow the chivalrous people, and you will be right.”
The number of fans of Xiake’s scarf is close to one million, which is even faster than the number of followers of the account Nuoyan.
The main reason is that the showdown between “Shanghai Beach” and “Love Song of the West Sea” is too topical. The vastness of the northwest corresponds to the prosperity of the Magic City. This kind of bundled marketing makes Xia Ke extremely popular.
Netizens excitedly opened “Get on the Train to LS”.
The beating notes of the prelude make people want to dance.
“How high is the mountain?
How long is the water?
The road to heaven is too difficult,
The longed for it finally came,
This heavenly road,
Like a giant dragon flying on the plateau. “
As soon as the singer opens his mouth, the rich national customs come to his face. The melody is simple and dynamic, making it unforgettable after listening to it.
“Why do I feel like I’m listening to “Over the Moon”?”
“Every time I move and hit, I can’t help but shake my legs.”
“I specially tuned “Above the Moon”. Yes, it has this familiar feeling.”
“Above the Moon” has long been popular all over the country, and this time another song of the same type is released, which surprises many people.
In fact, “Over the Moon” and “Get on the Train to LS” are originally works by the same person.
This composer is called He Muyang. In 2005, he put Phoenix Legend on the road to legend with his song “Above the Moon”. “Above the Moon” is also known as the pioneering work that created the “national pop style” type of music.
“I got on the train and went to LS.
Go see the magical Potala,
Let’s go see the most beautiful Gesang flowers.
Blooming under the snow-capped mountains. “
The catchy melody seems to have a magical power that makes people unable to help but sing along.
The more the friends listened, the more excited they became, and they started buying tickets before they even finished listening to the song.
“Damn it, why don’t I have a ticket when I get to LS?”
“Hahaha, to be honest, I’m already in the car.”
“As smart as I am, when knights give out scarves, I’ve already bought them.”
Action friends showed off their purchased train tickets.
“Okay, I’ll go by plane.”
“Brother, you don’t understand. To go to LS, you have to take the train. Planes don’t smell like that.”
Those who bought the tickets were showing off and mocking fellow travelers who were about to fly there.
Originally, the purpose of traveling was to see the scenery, but the journey to LS included snow-capped mountains, Gobi, grasslands and other scenery, which was the most exciting part of the entire journey.
As the lyrics say, “I got on the train to LS, danced the passionate Snow Mountain Langma, drank the most fragrant highland barley wine, and got drunk in the mythical paradise.”
The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is known as the place closest to heaven and a place that countless people yearn for.
The lyrics of “Get on the Train to LS” are from the perspective of ordinary people, taking everyone all the way to LS by train. The lyrics are simple and unpretentious, combining national customs and fashionable rhythm melody, using the most basic musical materials, combined with humanistic lyrics, to achieve the purpose of being “simple, good-sounding, and deeply rooted in life”.
LS Culture and Tourism Bureau immediately released the song MV. The perspective is a clip of the beautiful scenery on the train setting off from Chengdu.
After the song was released, LS’s tourism popularity skyrocketed, and its search index was close to that of Chengdu and Shanghai.
After the MV was released, the magnificent scenery in the video attracted more people.
# Youth has no price, hard seats go directly to LS!
# You must drive an LS in this life!
There are two hot searches about LS, one is about taking a train directly to LS, and the other is about self-driving travel.
“Brothers, listen to my advice, if you go to LS with a hard seat, someone will die.”
“Yes, yes, don’t buy it. I’m old and won’t live for a few more years. Let me go first.”
“Damn it, you don’t even have a ticket?”
In the afternoon, tickets to LS from all over the country were already hard to get, and many people who were eager to go to LS had no choice but to buy air tickets.
Of course, there are also travel friends who are unwilling to give in. With so many scenery along the way, who can bear to see nothing when flying?
“I’m going to ride into Tibet, and I will definitely ride the 318 in this life!”
“I respect you as a man.” A netizen posted a set of pictures.
The first picture is of him in high spirits before setting off. He is clean and tidy, and he looks talented. He is a trend-chasing boy who has fascinated thousands of girls, riding 318 for his dream.
In the second picture, he is holding half a steamed bun, with unkempt hair and ragged clothes, sitting casually on the ground, his eyes are empty, and he is disliked by others.
Netizens began to show comparison photos of themselves before and after entering Tibet.
Before departure, he was a handsome and artistic young man, but after entering Tibet, he was a migrant worker with a look of desolation.
Before departure, she was a fairy-like, youthful and beautiful girl, but after entering Tibet, she was a dark-skinned, weather-beaten, silly elder sister.
“Are you going to join the beggar gang?”
“I was a Han when I went there, but I became a Huns when I came back.”
“What on earth did you go through?”
“Perfectly blends into the environment.”
“True, I went there for half a month and lay in bed for 14 days.”
There is always one body and soul on the road. After entering Tibet, it seems that both body and soul have been exchanged. Not only has the skin color changed, but even the appearance has undergone a 180-degree turn, and the person has become a lot more demented.
However, so many bloody examples cannot shake everyone’s enthusiasm for going to LS.
“That’s because you didn’t protect me well. As long as I take protective measures, I’ll be the same as I was when I left.”
“You’re laughing so hard, there’s no way I’m going to be like this.”
“Are you wearing makeup like this on purpose?”
However, there are always some people who do not believe in evil and threaten to give it a try.
“Okay, you are real warriors. Don’t cry when the time comes. You have to walk the path you chose on your knees.
“Hey, I wasted my life by going to LS. From now on, my appearance is like a passerby…”
The popularity of going to LS remains high on the Internet, and many people have begun to search for 318 cycling guides, preparing to take the risk themselves.
There are many people who don’t listen to the advice. They can’t buy train tickets and they don’t have a car, so they have no choice but to ride.
In the end, it evolved into “I must ride the 318 once in my life.” This topic is still very popular.
LS Culture and Tourism thought that something was not right. This was January, the middle of winter, and it was easy for travelers who did not know the situation to have accidents when riding 318. Then the problem would become big.
The local LS team quickly communicated with their superiors and came up with a solution, handing out scarves before the travel friends could take action.
“In view of the overwhelming enthusiasm of tourists to go to LS, we have communicated with the railway bureau and decided to temporarily increase the number of trains to Tibet. The weather is very cold in January, and rain and snow often occur on aisle 318. Riding is difficult and extremely dangerous. Dear tourists, please Do what you can.”
At the end, I also posted a collection of various cycling accidents on National Highway 318 in an attempt to dissuade fellow travelers who plan to ride.
LS Culture and Tourism has no choice. No one could have imagined that a song would have such a big impact. These people have to come to LS even if they risk their lives. This is the only way to cool everyone down.