Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies - Chapter 383 Actually I’m just playing football
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“I see.”
Huoyun Evil God, who stood in the ruins like a mortal, looked up at Xiao Zhang in the sky who looked down on him like a god, and finally understood why Xiao Zhang was so powerful.
He saw the ghostly aura of Gong Er when he rushed over, and also recalled Xiao Zhang’s eyes as dark as abyss during the battle.
Ghost cultivator.
Fire Cloud Evil God did not publicly declare this point he had just made, because he and Xiao Zhang are actually similar. The difference is that most of Xiao Zhang’s power comes from a ghost-level ghost, and most of his power now comes from a demon immortal. level monster.
Demon immortals are more powerful than ghosts and gods. Those who can compete with demon immortals are ghost immortals. The strength of ghosts and gods is only equivalent to that of demon kings like Yuan Dazong.
But at this moment, Huoyun Evil God was no longer sure of victory, because the power he received from the demon immortal was just a demon pill, while the power Xiao Zhang received was a perfect, living ghost and god.
Coupled with the martial arts power possessed by both parties…
“So that’s your head, haha.”
When Xiao Zhang said this full of sarcasm, he did not use the Diamond Lion Roar Kung Fu. How could Wulin Shinhwa say such words in such a tone? Even if he says it, it cannot be heard by most people. Anyway, the current members of the Kung Fu Team will definitely not betray him, and the Fire Cloud Evil God who definitely wants to throw dirty water on him will die today.
You think I am a ghost cultivator, but you don’t know that I am not only a ghost cultivator, but also a zombie cultivator, a human cultivator, and a demon cultivator, all in one hodgepodge.
No, it’s not a hodgepodge, I’m a collection of talented people.
Fire Cloud Evil God couldn’t hear Xiao Zhang’s voice, otherwise he would have raised his hands in surrender now. In his opinion, even if Xiao Zhang, in addition to his innate grandmaster-level martial arts cultivation, also has the power of ghosts and gods in a perfect state, he is still confident to fight and kill Xiao Zhang.
He doesn’t have the confidence to win, but he has the confidence to beat Xiao Zhang to death. The difference is that the former can leave alive, but the latter will definitely be beaten to death by Ah Xing, Chen Haonan, and Xu Zhengyang.
Damn Yuan Da Zong.
Cursing angrily in his heart, the Fire Cloud Evil God also rose into the sky.
“Let’s go to sea.”
This sound was made using the Toad Technique, and the sound spread over a range of several kilometers.
Xiao Zhang did not embarrass Huoyun Evil God. It was much better to fight at sea than in the city. Seeing Huoyun Evil God’s body rising into the sky and reaching its highest point, he did not wait for Huoyun Evil God to breathe and borrowed his strength from thin air. Appeared next to Fire Cloud Evil God and kicked him out.
Fire Cloud Evil God seemed to be well prepared. He used his flippers in the air to hit Xiao Zhang’s right foot. After the two forces collided, Xiao Zhang’s body stagnated slightly and then suddenly chased forward. Because Fire Cloud Evil God’s body had already With this power, he flew towards the opposite direction of the sea.
When the power disappeared, Huoyun Evil God, who was in the air, had not yet started to fall. Xiao Zhang kicked him again. After Gong Er got up, he was able to use the Tiancan kick unscrupulously. Compared with the strength he had just forced Yuan Dazong to cut off his limbs, My legs are much stronger.
Speaking of which, Xiao Zhang actually didn’t understand what Yuan Dazong did. Not only did he not understand why Yuan Dazong was afraid of going to space, but he also didn’t understand why Yuan Dazong really took his two legs when he cut off his own legs. The legs were torn off.
When I say breaking two legs, I only mean breaking them. A fracture is enough. At most, it is a comminuted fracture. Isn’t that the case under normal circumstances?
Or, even if Yuan Dazong, as a monster, has lived in the human world for a long time, he will still have some misunderstandings about what humans say? Haha, you bastard monster.
If Yuan Dazong could hear Xiao Zhang’s current thoughts, he would probably be so angry that he died suddenly on the spot: I am the demon king. Do you know how strong my demon body is? Comminuted fractures are much more difficult than tearing off two legs. Do you know how to survive by cutting off the tail? The routine operations for animals are also routine operations for monsters.
Boom…boom…boom…
Starting from the location of the building that was destroyed by Ah Xing’s slap, loud noises were heard one after another, like someone setting off fireworks along the road, and continued until they reached the sea.
Ordinary people looking up along this way can only see the air waves generated by the explosive energy in the sky, and the two faintly visible black spots flying farther and farther away, but in fact only one of the two black spots can fly.
Fire Cloud Evil God really can’t fly, or he just refined the Toad Immortal Demon Pill and hasn’t had time to learn to fly. For extraordinary beings who practice various kinds of cultivation, the easiest thing to learn to fly is ghosts. Although flying It’s not too high, but ghosts at the level of evil spirits can also fly, and they can fly very high when they reach the realm of ghosts and gods.
Then there are the zombies. As long as they reach the state of flying zombies, they can acquire the magical power of flying on their own.
So even if Xiao Zhang is not flying yet, he can still fly with the help of Gong Er’s power.
Thirdly, it is a monk. Flying with a sword is a skill, a Taoist method, and in fact it is also a state. As long as you have reached a certain state in Taoism or Buddhism, which is equivalent to the flying zombie state, you can use the corresponding artifacts. Flying, one of the most famous flying aids is the flying sword, which can kill and fly. It is a must-have treasure for home travel.
The penultimate one is monsters. If monsters want to learn the ability to fly, except for some monsters that can fly in their original form, they must reach the level of monster king, which is comparable to the strength of the innate grand master. The reason why it is said that the ability of monsters to learn to fly is second to last on the premise that there are monsters that can fly is because monsters need to transform.
Even a monster whose body is an eagle will not be able to fly because it has lost its wings after transforming into a human being. If it wants to fly, it must show its original shape.
The most difficult person to learn the ability to fly is martial arts practitioners. Hua Yingxiong has practiced to the realm of Shattering the Void. Even if he can fly across a distance of tens of kilometers through the void, he cannot fly.
Xiao Zhang personally confirmed this with Hua Yingxiong.
But now that Hua Yingxiong has successfully shattered the void and has ascended to heaven, his realm will definitely improve and he will definitely have learned how to fly.
“Okay, you’re done, right?”
Huoyun Evil God, who had always been very cooperative, suddenly shouted angrily, because he could no longer see the coastline of Xiangjiang River in his sight. His eyesight was much better than a conventional telescope. Even the lack of sight could explain where he was now. How far is the location from Xiangjiang?
But Xiao Zhang was still kicking him, and because he left Xiangjiang, Xiao Zhang didn’t have to hold back, each kick was stronger than the other. The two people clearly collided hundreds of meters in the air, but the air waves generated caused the sea below to There were depressions like ocean bowls, and then the seawater backfilled them so that the waves continued to surge.
“What’s endless?” Xiao Zhang asked back and said in a matter-of-fact tone: “I’m playing football.”
Fire Cloud Evil God is dumbfounded and angry. I am the majestic master of the Rakshasa Sect and the absolute king of the Japanese underground world. You are playing me like a football?
However, before he could respond, Xiao Zhang’s words came out like a machine gun.
“What’s wrong? I am the center captain of the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team. Is it weird to play football? Speaking of which, I will participate in the World Cup Asian qualifiers in a few days. I am a little panicked after not practicing for many days, so please be patient. The ball cooperates with each other.”
“Hey, can you make it a little rounder? You can’t even be a ball, so why are you the leader of the Rakshasa sect?”
“You are like this, and you still want to steal my title of martial arts legend?”
“I’m telling you, if you don’t curl up into a ball, I’ll take your head off and use it as a ball.”
“Quack!” Fire Cloud Evil God roared, but it was a bit strange because it was a toad sound, but no matter how strange his voice was, it did give him a chance to talk back.
“You are still playing in the Asian Cup qualifiers. Don’t you know that the Japanese football team has abstained? Don’t you know that the Southern Dynasties have also abstained? The entire Asia except the red team is abstaining, and those who do not abstain are also going up to make soy sauce, and just mess around. You can eat, drink and travel on public funds, just wait and fight with the red side, I will see how arrogant you will be then.”
If we really get into a fight, then I definitely won’t be able to be arrogant, but I’m sorry, we are all our own people.
Xiao Zhang did not say what was in his heart. He wanted Huoyun Evil God to die in an unknown manner. If Huoyun Evil God really knew that he and Hong Fang had joined forces, then Fire Cloud Evil God would probably choose to surrender again.
Speaking of which, Xiao Zhang felt that he was a bit too bullying, with too many trump cards and too much support. A peerless master like Huoyun Evil God, who had dominated the Japanese underground world for decades, was like a child in front of him.
Without further ado, Xiao Zhang, who was already more than 100 kilometers away from the Xiangjiang coastline, continued to play football. He wanted to stay as far away as possible. The aftermath of the last general’s self-destruction almost caused an accident.
This time, although there are five people, A Xing, Chen Haonan, Xu Zhengyang, Ling Lingqi, and Wuying, who have boarded the Kung Fu and are chasing the two of them, they can help at any time, but it can save trouble as much as possible.
“enough!”
More than 200 kilometers away from the Xiangjiang coastline, Huoyun Evil God finally stopped. After accumulating his power, he blasted Xiao Zhang away with his backhand. He thought Xiao Zhang would fly back as soon as possible, but he found that Xiao Zhang was flying back. It actually paused in the air for a while, as if in a daze.
what’s the situation?
Fire Cloud Evil God did not run away directly. Although he did not know that Kung Fu had followed, he knew very well that he could not escape.
Xiao Zhang, who stopped, was actually communicating with the people in Kung Fu.
“Captain, I’m ready.”
Wu Ying’s voice was full of excitement. Thinking back to the time when Xiao Zhang said he would give him a gun to kill martial arts masters, he never expected that the gun Xiao Zhang gave him was this kind of gun, and that the master he wanted to kill was a fire fighter. A master like Yun Xieshen.
“Don’t worry, I’ll give it to you if I get the chance. If I don’t get the chance, forget it.” Xiao Zhang asked after giving a perfunctory reply: “Achi, are the cameras ready?”
“Ready.” Achi responded: “Don’t worry, Captain, if we kill him, we will definitely have solid proof. Not even a penny of the 100 billion eagle yuan in cash will be lost, as well as the Rakshasa Sect’s industry, brick by brick.” Nothing less.”
Xiao Zhang was relieved and rushed towards Huoyun Evil God with a burst of speed.
Huoyun Evil God will definitely die today.