Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies - Chapter 385 Bullying the Elderly

Three years ago, Uncle Feng had already anticipated the current situation when he chose to let Xiao Zhang go to the police academy in Wong Chuk Hang. If there is any difference, it is that in Uncle Feng’s expectation, Xiao Zhang said this to him as the chief of Xiangjiang Police.

But now, Xiao Zhang said this to him as a martial arts myth, so should he have directly taught Xiao Zhang some zombie cultivation methods instead of asking Xiao Zhang to learn martial arts and pretend to be some martial arts master?

What really embarrasses Uncle Feng is not Xiao Zhang’s status as a martial arts legend, nor is it the title of the world’s richest man that some gossipy financial media called out in advance, nor is it the supreme military strength in the world that Xiao Zhang currently possesses.

But after Xiao Zhang finished those words, he moved his body slightly, and there were faintly escorted by Chen Haonan, A Xing, and Xu Zhengyang beside Xiao Zhang. Of course, they also descended and hovered at the same flying height as himself. On the Kung Fu ship, Wuying and Achi had glaring eyes.

The laser gun in Wuying’s hand can be aimed at him and shoot at any time.

Hey, hey, have you forgotten that I am Xiao Zhang’s uncle? Have you forgotten that I am the guardian of Xiangjiang? Have you forgotten that I have protected Xiangjiang for many years?

Uncle Feng, who made a reasonable suggestion just out of concern for future crises, never expected that he could arouse such a big reaction.

“Why?”

Uncle Feng’s tone was calm, and the peach wood sword under his feet was steady and quiet, with no sign of a thunderous strike at any time.

Xiao Zhang knew what Uncle Feng was asking, and it had nothing to do with the life and death of Fire Cloud Evil God, but he did not answer directly.

“Uncle Feng, when Wuying was young, his parents told him every day that he should study hard and make progress every day, and don’t imitate those young and Dangerous boys who fool around in society. From a normal point of view, what his parents said was all Yes, but if Wuying goes to school honestly, given his academic talent, he will be nothing more than a white-collar office worker now, with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of yuan, but can’t afford to buy a house in Central A high-rise apartment. Now Wuying can not only buy a house in Central, he is also the general manager of the largest security company in Hong Kong, and he is also respected as a Kung Fu team player. Judging from the results, he originally chose to join the club Quite right.”

Wuying on the Kung Fu ship originally wanted to say something to suit his captain, boss, and boss, but Ah Hua, who knew that he was not very good at talking, was not here, but he already knew that Wuying was not very smart and could not speak at any time. Achi used his telepathy to control the fly’s mouth.

The whining voice did not affect Xiao Zhang’s continued speech. He finally talked about the Fire Cloud Evil God who had completely died under the Ghost Slayer Sword.

“The process is correct, but the result is not necessarily the best. The process is wrong, and the result is not necessarily bad. I want to kill Huoyun Evil God, which is a good thing for the world, because Huoyun Evil God is ambitious and indifferent to innocent people. Life. It is also a good thing for the world that you keep Fire Cloud Evil God alive, because Fire Cloud Evil God is really good at fighting, just a little bit worse than me. If it weren’t for Ah Xing and the others’ help before, I would really We may not be able to kill him, so he will definitely be able to help mankind as a human being in the future calamity.”

“However, good and good can also conflict, such as now.”

Xiao Zhang raised the Ghost-Slaying Sword, and the body of Fire Cloud Evil God was instantly wiped out. It was scattered everywhere just like Fujita Tsuyoshi. All that was left was the Kusanagi Sword floating on the sea next to Fire Cloud Evil God.

Surrounded by turbulent waves, the most turbulent side of the sea, the sea within a hundred meters of Xiao Zhang’s position was as calm as a mirror.

After the Grass Pheasant Sword lost its owner, Xiao Zhang casually grabbed it in his left hand, which aroused the Ghost Slayer’s dissatisfaction: Humph, you scumbag.

The sound of the sword sounded, and Cao Pheasant actually chose to surrender on the spot. It was not known whether it was because of Xiao Zhang’s strength, or because of Ah Xing and others next to him, or because he sensed that Uncle Feng, who was standing with the sword, had earth-shattering power.

Xiao Zhang, who had a bare sword in both hands, looked at Uncle Feng calmly.

“So, when there is a conflict between good and good, how should we solve it? Should my good be forced to be your good, or should your good be forced to be mine?”

Uncle Feng didn’t respond.

So Xiao Zhang continued to say that these words were not entirely addressed to Uncle Feng, but also to Ah Xing and others.

“Actually, this kind of thing is very common. When children are young, they need their parents’ support for everything. So in most cases, parents say the same thing. Even as the children grow up, they will feel that some of their parents’ ideas are wrong and backward. But because Without the ability to be financially independent, they can only rely on their parents’ wings. But their rebellious thoughts will not disappear. Some children will show it directly, while others will hide it deep in their hearts.”

“The direct manifestation is okay. As the children gain financial independence, and the parents lose the ability to earn money to support the family as they grow older, the conflict of ideas between the two parties will appear again, but at this time, the big In most cases, it’s the child who ultimately has the final say, as opposed to when the child was young.”

“If you are hiding it in your heart and are unwilling to say it out, as the children become financially independent and parents need support from their children… the world has never lacked elderly people who do not have children to support them, and there has never been a shortage of people who have been beaten by their own children. elder.”

Uncle Feng understood what Xiao Zhang meant, and finally spoke again, summarizing it sharply.

“So, you think you are better than me now, and if I don’t agree with what you say from now on, then you are going to beat me?”

Uncle Feng definitely doesn’t need Xiao Zhang’s support. Even if Xiao Zhang really becomes the richest man in the world, the only way to get revenge is to get beaten.

“Yes, I think I am better than you now and will be better than you in the future.” Xiao Zhang’s expression and tone were very calm: “So, when you get older, learn from others to raise flowers, birds and fish, and go to the park to play chess and drink tea more often. You can dance in the square, and let the young people do their things. Don’t think too much when you are old, as it is easy to get Alzheimer’s disease.”

Are you a young person? A young man in his nineties?

After all, Uncle Feng did not expose Xiao Zhang’s identity. The grudge between the two people started more than seventy years ago until now, and they can be regarded as loving and hating each other. If it really develops to the point of killing each other, neither party is willing to see it. of.

From this point of view, it actually has the flavor of a love story, but it is a pity that Uncle Feng is not a woman.

“Then you can take care of yourself, I’m retired.”

Uncle Feng gave in cleanly, but in reality he was threatening.

“Haha…” Xiao Zhang then sneered: “You can retire, but hand over your inheritance first, and you can’t lose even a penny.”

Obviously these two dialogues sounded more serious than before. One threatened him not to care about anything in the future, and the other directly demanded the inheritance before the person died.

But for some reason, Ah Xing, Chen Haonan and others, who had been nervous just now, all breathed a sigh of relief. Of course, Wuying is still ready to shoot at any time. He doesn’t care whether Uncle Feng is Xiao Zhang’s uncle or the guardian of Xiangjiang. As long as someone wants to deal with Xiao Zhang, he will kill him with one shot no matter who it is. In the past, when the bullets were all gone, I used Seven Spin Slash.

“Give me the Pheasant Sword.”

Uncle Feng stretched out his hand towards Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhang threw the Japanese Supreme Artifact up without any hesitation. As if sensing some bad omen, the Grass Pheasant Sword actually exerted its force in mid-air and escaped to the outside. But it really thought too much and fell into silence after being forcibly controlled by an unstoppable force.

After taking Xiao Zhang’s things, Uncle Feng naturally had to give something away.

Two jade-colored leg bones appeared out of thin air and were thrown in front of Xiao Zhang. Although there was no flesh and blood on them, Xiao Zhang recognized them at a glance as Tiancan’s legs, which had been enhanced by Uncle Feng. The treasures of heaven and earth were refined into immortal bones.

Live together?

No, it’s still a little short of it. After the skull, spine, arm bones, and leg bones have been fully restored, he still needs the ribs. Even if they are all refined into non-transformable bones, it doesn’t count as a complete restoration, because the color of jade is It is the same level as the silver Boneless Bone. One focuses on speed and the other on strength, but both are not as good as the golden Boneless Bone. Currently, only the spine of Xiao Zhang’s body is golden.

“Go be a police officer.”

When Xiao Zhang caught the two immortal bones, he heard Uncle Feng’s voice drifting away: “If you become a policeman, you will have dragon luck to protect you when the disaster begins in about four years. It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to be. , Haha… It’s a martial arts myth, you can bully the elderly even if you are strong, do you still need the Dragon Luck body protection?”

Uncle Feng left, the kung fu team gathered together, and Ling Yun’er finally floated up from the sea below where Uncle Feng was just now. She was also ready to attack once the fight started.

Looking at it this way, the Kung Fu team is indeed bullying the old man. There are more than one person preparing for a sneak attack, even if there are more enemies than fewer.

“Ahem.” Xiao Zhang looked at everyone and asked, “Have you seen me bullying the old man?”

Everyone shook their heads at the same time, as if they were rattling into spirits.

“That’s good. As a martial arts legend, how can I bully an old man? What’s more, that’s my uncle. Hahahaha… Achi, I’ll delete all these videos, do you understand?”

Achi: “Video? What video? There is no video behind it? Captain, did you remember it wrong?”

Wu Fei: I learned it. I learned it.