How a Hero Lives as a Writer - How a Hero Lives as a Writer chapter 106

106 – The brave warrior and the seed-bearing saint

After the interview with the merchants, I returned home and immediately took out a pen and paper and sat down at my desk.

Pokéball is the best entertainment that can be called sports and can be enjoyed at home.

Why didn’t I think of that until now?

ㅡ Could it be because of the stereotype that sports are group activities?

I think so.

If I had spread Pokéball first from the beginning, I would have been more interested in sports than I am now.

I started drawing on paper, thinking that it was fortunate that I remembered it even now.

Six holes on a flat table, balls with numbers from 1 to 15, a cue stick for hitting balls, gloves, and even a rest commonly called chicken feet.

Billiards is an entertainment that fits perfectly with Viscount Leonard’s suggestion, as it all requires special equipment.

If equipment goes through branding by attaching a logo, nobles will try to buy the original even for pride.

The biggest problem is ivory, the material for billiard balls, but there are many monsters with tusks as good as elephants here.

Isn’t it the best of both worlds, hunting down the useless bastards in the White Sea, increasing security, preserving the number of elephants, and creating new entertainment?

I think things will work out better than I thought.

ㅡ Does this have any side effects?

It should be, right?

ㅡ For example?

Is it so much fun that everyone just does this?

ㅡ Is that enough?

I’ll know once it comes out, but it will definitely have a huge ripple effect.

… Of course, the person I need to be most careful with is Nago.

ㅡ Are you a warrior?

PC rooms, billiards, and bowling alleys were men’s social halls!

If there is no PC room, there may be a billiard room… Bowling?

Oh, would this be okay?

To be honest, Mare’s entertainment was too poor.

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If you don’t have a computer, you should be satisfied with other entertainment. Why did I notice this now?

I must have lived too busy.

They can be made at the merchants, but after all, prototypes must go through the hands of dwarves, right?

Come to think of it, I need to check what’s going on in the studio.

Because something interesting is going on in the studio to the point that Brinson is completely absent from the Seventh Tale’s work.

Tomorrow is the day to visit the cathedral, so let’s stop by the studio and talk after that.

ㅡ Don’t forget to write down the non-reward before going to bed. Bye then

Miss Helena waved her hand at me and left.

Is this what it means?

ㅡ Lord, may I go in?

“Come in.”

As expected….

Come to think of it, there’s no way she would be comfortable with the guy she likes going to meet another woman.

Today, I had a hot night with Angelica, who is strangely more active and affectionate.

Thanks to that, she disobeyed Helena-sama’s command to write the uncompensated reward, which she did before leaving.

***

“Then I’ll be back.”

“… Please go.”

Angelica was acting expressionless as usual, but she looked quite uneasy, judging by the strange twitching of her eyebrows.

Still, it was just frustrating because it had already become this kind of relationship and I couldn’t bite it.

I left my luggage with the paladins and headed to the chapel.

The cathedral was already filled with people who were going to attend the morning service.

I looked sideways at those people and found an appropriately vacant seat and sat down.

Then, the eyes of the clergy who were preparing for the service gathered.

It was a moment when I still felt that this was a very burdensome place.

I decided to quietly close my eyes and pray.

I hope everything you do here goes smoothly.

……

…

After the service, unlike usual, I had an interview with the priest of the cathedral.

“God’s representative. The people who will go to find the holy relic are ready.”

After peeking into the story of the first religious nation in the story of the two generations, the Holy Kingdom felt quite busy.

I did something, but it seems that I informed the Holy Land and prepared an expedition.

“Then, please prepare a map.”

With that said, a map was prepared on the table.

It seems that this was the intention from the beginning.

“Whoa….”

I took a short deep breath, summoned the holy sword, and pictured in my head the first religious nation established by Julius Drugaia, the second-generation hero.

Then the holy sword rose up into the sky on its own accord, turned into a quill and started drawing on the map.

“Ohh!”

The priest who was sitting in front of me let out a strange exclamation like, ‘Owongwuooooo!’

Was this person originally like this?

“Hey, are you saying that this is the ‘land of the beginning’?!”

Oh, that’s a pretty cool name.

Let’s call it ‘Taecho Village’ from now on.

ㅡ Is there a reason?

A little rebellion against the Holy Kingdom?

ㅡ Huh.

Anyway, the priest began to run rampant as if he had received a revelation from God.

He seemed to want to sprint through the door and leave for this place himself.

“I heard that from here on, it is not the territory of mankind, is it okay?”

The place the holy sword pointed to was not the territory of mankind.

It wouldn’t be easy to send an adventure party to a place like that.

“Paladins accompany you on your adventures.”

It is a kind of pilgrimage.

The priest said that and nodded his head saying it was okay.

The confident look on his face reminded me not to worry too much.

Well, in a sense, they are heading to the Holy Land, but they won’t be dispatching clumsy personnel.

In terms of survival, I wonder if there will be people who are more toxic than Bear Grylls.

“I can’t search all this wide area, so I’ll look for something more that could be a milestone.”

The place where the fortress where the kingdom fought against monsters was located.

The place where the artifact created by the 3rd warrior, Aiden Miller, is located.

A place where other tools that still maintain their shape are buried.

I recalled those things in my head and used the power of the holy sword.

Then the Holy Sword began to carve dots on top of the first village.

Maybe it means that there are things I want here.

The priest again began to shed tears as he vomited a strange exclamation like ‘Owongwuooooo!’

I really can’t get used to it….

“It may be difficult to navigate with only a map because it is not in the territory of mankind. Is that okay?”

“Even now, there are dispatches all over the world looking for holy relics. Better terms than them, never mind, God’s agent.”

I’m glad then.

The priest left the audience room while thanking him for taking the time out of his busy schedule.

After a while, Teresa entered the reception room.

Still, whenever he met my face, he would startled as if he had met some kind of thug, so I felt very uncomfortable.

Considering the powerlessness of her crushing monster heads with her mace, I would be overpowered in a second.

But I’m going to die of injustice because I’m so embarrassed.

Why are you acting like a victim?

“Meet the representative of God.”

“It’s been a while.”

I drank the tea, which was now almost cold.

Still, this time it wasn’t an aphrodisiac, so I didn’t have much hesitation in drinking it.

Teresa gave a hesitant response as she glanced at me and the car.

“It’s not an aphrodisiac, just take it.”

Awkward.

What are you so surprised about?

You show an attitude that you can understand at a glance, but not knowing is even more strange.

Teresa drank her tea cautiously, though startled.

If you’re that worried, you’d rather not drink. He’s such a strange person.

“Do you enjoy the academy?”

Teresa set the teacup down and responded as if she were examining me.

Anyway, I felt curious about my intentions.

“I mean literally.”

“… I enjoy it.”

“Is that so?”

That’s it.

I sent it because I wanted to spend my youth at the academy, so shouldn’t I enjoy it?

I don’t think the word “Joyful” Is empty, so I think that’s enough.

After that, we all drank our tea with our mouths shut, and finally Teresa’s teacup was empty.

“Okay then let’s go.”

“… Yes.”

ㅡ Then I’ll go too~

Isn’t this like a scene where a pot-bellied priest treats the saintess like a seedling?

I really….

As I approached her room with Teresa, the items I had brought were lying beside her door.

I picked up the items and went into Theresa’s room.

“That… that?”

“No big deal.”

I set my luggage down near the bed and instructed Theresa to get into it.

“With the feeling of supporting her body with her arms and knees… Yes, that person.”

“Is this what you mean?”

“Yes. Stay still in that position.”

The traces of an affair are not necessarily only kiss marks.

For example, when you’re in a junior position, your knees get rubbed on the bed and get scars.

“Why, why is this….”

“If you have s*x in that position, you will hurt your knees. I’m not specifically trying to annoy you.”

You’re the kind of person who thinks negatively of everything I do.

Is this why prejudice is scary?

I sighed and unpacked the things I brought here.

“That….”

Theresa must have lifted her head slightly from her doggie stance to see what I was doing.

“I thought it was a bit dreary, so I brought it.”

It might be more appropriate to say that these are the things I received from the merchants, but they are useless to me, so I came here to throw them away.

“Since it is a relationship where gifts are exchanged, no one will doubt me even if I visit them occasionally. A person I hate keeps coming into my room and touching his body… It’s disgusting, isn’t it?”

Teresa looked up at me with a startled expression, then bowed her head.

“You don’t have to struggle to do anything at the academy, Teresa.”

“Well, what… Are you talking?”

“I will take care of everything myself. You just have to enjoy the academy with your peers.”

A while ago, the priest’s strange cry of ‘Owongwueokkuh!’ Is a clue that the situation has changed drastically.

Yes, things have changed.

Druggaia is the first religious nation founded by the second greatest warrior, Julius Drugaia.

It can be seen that its value is several times to several tens of times that of a normal holy relic.

It is incomparable to the ambiguous value of a young man who is embarrassed to be called a warrior and a holy woman who is a seed.

This means that there is no need for Teresa to prove her new worth.

My value goes up every time the Holy Kingdom’s expedition team finds a holy relic on its own.

The more he does, the more cautious he will be towards me.

I’m not going to try to rip open the goose that lays the golden eggs.

“I will only hold out until the Holy Land’s expedition team finds the Holy Relic.”

I’m sure it will change a lot from then on.