How Did I Become a Great Prophet?! - How Did I Become a Great Prophet chapter 5

5 – The world is a gist

Sometimes the world is more like a movie than a movie, more like a cartoon than a cartoon, more like a dead end than a drama.

Why are you saying this all of a sudden? It was simple. It was because of Kim Joo-hwan, the second card store customer in my life who succeeded in confessing to me after seeing fortune telling.

The day after the rough-and-tumble guest had told fortunes and walked out with confidence, I received a call from an unknown number.

Once I received it, it was my second customer, Kim Joo-hwan, and what he said to me in a state of excitement was really great.

No, after hearing my fortune and confessing as I told you, didn’t you succeed?

I didn’t understand at all why such a strange confession method that wouldn’t even appear in a comic was successful, but after hearing it, I was curious and asked myself how it had happened, and the answer that came out was truly spectacle.

[First of all, as the teacher told me, I called it out to a proud back alley with few people.]

It is said that it was a very embarrassing alley where not many people go, but surprisingly, the person appeared very obediently.

He took her and moved her from the back alley to the deepest part of her…

[And as the teacher said, I made a direct confession as powerfully as possible!]

As I said, bang the wall powerfully! He is said to have made a confession.

Very very proudly.

And this ridiculous method…

[Then wouldn’t you accept him while blushing?!]

…Surprisingly it worked! Perfect too!

[As the real teacher said, she also said that she had me in her heart!]

The truth is, she had a crush on him too!

Came straight to your liking and got stuck or something? Anyway, it was.

And finally, after accepting the customer’s confession…

[… With her face dyed red, she suggested it to me. I want to do it here right now, I want to feel how much you love me right now.]

I made a really great offer, and the customer accepted the request.

[Honestly, if it was the original, I would have refused that request because it was too burdensome. But… I can see that the teacher’s words match perfectly, so how can I subtract them?!]

It is said that they made love very sloppily outdoors, even in broad daylight.

[Heh heh… Really like the teacher said, he likes things that are a bit hard… But I can handle that too! Because she loves her!]

After enjoying it outside a few times, it wasn’t enough, so I went to the hotel and enjoyed it all day.

“Huh, huh…”

I’m really dizzy…

No, that nonsense was right again! It’s so dizzy!!

I felt like I was going to lose my mind.

Apart from the fact that my divination was correct again, it was done in such a messy way! I was really clueless.

‘A development that can only be seen with eyes like this…!!’

Isn’t this a development that can only come out of some raunchy cartoon somewhere…!

‘…Ah, I don’t know…!’

But it was said that the confession was successful and it worked out, but I can’t say anything after receiving such a large amount of money…

In the end, I congratulated the guest.

“Ha, hahahaha…Congratulations…I’m glad it worked out…hahahaha…”

It was a bit clumsy celebration, but the guests didn’t mind it because they were happy.

[Uh ha ha! You’re welcome! It’s all thanks to the teacher! If it wasn’t for the teacher, things wouldn’t have worked out this well, and I’d still be ambiguous! Thank you again sir!!]

Ah… It felt like I was being stabbed by my conscience somewhere…

But when I look at the divination value of 3,000,000 won next to me, it seems to be cured…

From noble mtl dot com

Could this be financial therapy…?

While I was lost in random thoughts, my mind flashed like that! Shocking enough to make you laugh, words spilled from his mouth.

[It’s a bit silly to say that to return the favor, but I did some publicity to my colleagues!]

“Yes?! Oh, no! Why did you do that…!!”

No, just seeing the dot twice just makes my mind go crazy and my stomach hurts. Why did you do such a useless thing…!!

[hahahaha! Don’t worry too much! All of them are super talented, so they have a lot of money, so they will pay well! It may be insignificant money compared to the teacher’s talent, but it’s still suitable for a simple pastime!]

This, this goddamn guest, repays the favor with an enemy…!!

I felt a tingling sensation in the back of my neck.

How on earth did things turn out this way…!

[Uh ha ha! It looks like I took up too much of your precious time! Looks like I’ll just have to cut it down! Next time I see you, I’ll bring something with you, sir! Then, please take good care of yourself!]

“Oh no, wait!! Customer! Sonnim!!”

Drop!

I tried to call him not to do that, but it’s been a long time since he hung up.

A very polite customer’s phone hung up, and I almost lost my mind. I could feel my mentality crumbling like powder.9

“It’s a dream… Isn’t it?”

Damn it, dreams suck! It can’t be a dream!

“Or…Was that just lip service?”

I thought it would be better to pin my hopes on this.

Yes…! It was just lip service! It’s like catching a mouse while stepping backwards, but what am I doing? hahahaha!

However, the world was very cruel, putting that hope circuit to shame.

Deeply fascinated by the fortune teller’s outstanding divination skills, the second guest, B-Rank Cho, Kim Joo-hwan, told his teammates about his love affair with all his heart and soul and let them know of the fortune teller’s excellence.

Originally, he was a heavy-mouthed person, but the fortune teller’s divination skills had a devilish charm that made even such a person’s mouth very light!

Of course it’s an illusion.

And when such enthusiastic promotion of the fortune teller continued, team leader Kang Min-ji, with a smile of conviction, appropriately permeated the publicity and promoted the fortune teller teacher’s skills.

Unfortunately for Dam Hanul.

Several months have passed…

There was no Superman in Kang Min-ji’s team who did not use Dam Han-ul’s divination service, and Dam Han-ul shed a tear with his face buried in a blanket.

“Heuk! Why are things going like this! Why do the dots keep matching!!”

The most surprising thing is that the hit rate is 100%.

If you cast a fortune, everything will come true!

I wonder if there is such a mysterious coincidence, but when I buy a lottery, I don’t win 5th place even once, probably because I used up all my luck in fortune telling.

However, even if that happened, it was a very burdensome thing for Dam Han-ul, an ordinary unemployed petit bourgeois.

Ah, of course, I was healed when I turned my head and looked at the pile of money. Anyway, it’s a problem because the state is rolled back later.

However, it was true that the money coming in was sweet. Not only money comes in, but various gifts also come in.

So Dam Han-ul tried to rationalize himself.

“Whoa…Yes, it’s true that it’s a good deal, isn’t it? Let’s just keep it this way…Money is coming in well, and it’s not particularly difficult, so I don’t have to work…”

It was very burdensome for me to do fortune-telling at a point I didn’t even know how to write, or for an ordinary petit bourgeois myself to give fortune-telling to the supermen of a large guild.

I felt like I was being cheated on, and I was afraid that I might get caught up in something I couldn’t handle after hanging out with them.

But…I still can’t pick up spilled water…So I have to go…

I made a request in advance, ‘Please do not increase the number of customers as it is burdensome for me to give fortune-telling to more people due to circumstances’, so the number of customers will not increase any more.

“Okay… Now that it’s like this, let’s keep the status quo, but… It’s true that the money coming in is sweet…!”

However, I did not know such a cold heart.

Originally, the bird listens to the daytime talk and the rat listens to the night talk!

Kang Min-ji, Kim Joo-hwan, and the team members stopped promoting, but the fact that rumors have already spread!

And while there are many people who scoff at the rumors as nonsense, there are also many people who have the idea of giving it a try just to catch a straw!

“…Uh, so there are great fortune tellers who are 100% right?”

[Is that so? Isn’t that a really absurd rumor? Where in the world is such a person? It’s amazing that such ridiculous rumors are circulating in my guild…]

“Why do rumors like that circulate?”

[It’s me, don’t you know? What kind of fortune teller is out of business?]

“Hmm…Can I know more about that rumor?”

[Huh? Are you interested in this It’s nothing special, there’s nothing wrong with it…]

“Find out and contact me. Okay? I’ll ask.”

And among them, Jeong Jeong-ha, who is close to the guild master of the Hwajin guild and also the guild master of the Cheongsong guild, another of the top 10 Korean guilds,

“Oh…There is a fortuneteller with great prophecy…?”

“…I’m interested. I was bored, but it worked.”

I caught the attention of a certain backworld mogul who happened to be staying in Korea.

Echwi!

“Keuheung…Who’s going to curse me…?”

Of course, Dam Han-ul was completely unaware of that fact.