Hunting College - #2114 - Vol 5 Chapter 236: Mr. 1

“Wipe your mouth before you speak.”

Su Shijun held a corner of the blue handkerchief and brought it to the black cat’s mouth, looking like a virtuous person who wanted to wipe its mouth.

The black cat had to put its head back hard to maintain its serious expression at the moment, and at the same time, it raised a paw to block the handkerchief: “Wait…wait…I mean, we should discuss How to deal with the current situation!”

“What’s the situation?” The owner of Qingqiu Mansion finally got his wish, and after wiping the cat’s mouth, he threw the handkerchief aside, and then asked lazily.

“That’s right… it’s public opinion, personal safety and other things, you should understand!”

The black cat raised his paw and wiped his mouth again. At the same time, he tugged at his ears, his face wrinkled, trying to make his tone appear more serious: “According to relevant statistics, in the past week, I suffered the first Largest cursing attack on and off campus ever recorded at the university…and they even had a huge demonstration!”

“Where’s the ‘relevant data’?” The witch finally showed a look of interest on her face, and leaned forward, causing the black cat to shrink back again.

“Number…data…is that the point?!”

When the black cat stood firm, he finally remembered his original question: “Isn’t the point of my personal safety after the report comes out?!”

“You are a cat, not a human being.” The witch smiled and interrupted.

The black cat flattened his ears, tried to ignore every word said on the other side, even closed his eyes, just to finish his lines fluently: “Do you know how I got here this week? Wearing an invisibility charm to class every day! Can’t go to the library, can’t go to the cafeteria, can’t even say hello to other people! Put enough nightmare dolls and talismans under your pillow before going to bed at night! Wake up in the morning with the heads of those dolls falling out in rows!”

The big fox chuckled.

“This is no joke!”

The black cat finally found the right rhythm, opened his eyes again, and showed a stern expression on his face: “They really want to burn me to death! … I’m only in the second grade! I have to stay in school for two more years! It can’t be from now on, I’ve been hiding under an invisibility charm for class…I don’t even remember the last time I answered a question in class, or said hello to a wizard outside my room…put your tails up! We’re discussing serious issues!”

It growled unbearably.

When it was impassioned, several big fluffy tails slid out of the witch and spread out on the sofa silently, like a fluffy cyan blanket, the very beautifully trimmed tail tip trembled in the center of the black cat’s sight. , a very provocative look.

The black cat’s claws couldn’t help scratching the air.

“An La, An La, it’s a big deal.” The owner of Qingqiu Mansion leaned on the sofa, his fingertips circled the ends of his hair, and then raised three fingers in a lazy voice: “I have three plans here… “

“Three!”

Hearing this, the black cat was refreshed and sat more upright.

“The first one, you are also an adult cat. What can you do if you openly admit that you have a child, and you are abandoned? It’s a big deal to hide your name and change your skin, and then go to the new world… I can’t say it will last three years or five years. You can become a great wizard, then, who else will trouble you?”

The black cat had a dark face, waving its paws, and immediately rejected the plan.

It doesn’t even bother to explain why.

The big fox smiled and flicked the tip of his tail: “Second, do nothing, time is the best antidote to this kind of gossip news. The world is so big, and there are so many new things every day… Everyone won’t always pay attention to you. on the body.”

Hearing the words, the black cat moved slightly in his heart.

“I always feel that there seem to be a lot of various things recently,” it considered, looking carefully at the witch: “For example, the Under-Moon Council accepts Rat Man, the Super Hunting Group Hydra, and the Dark Council… These news are with you. does it matter?”

The big fox smiled and pushed up his glasses.

The black cat immediately closed his eyes in fright.

Her pleasant voice came from her ear: “…the biggest problem with the second plan is that it takes too long, it may take weeks or even months to work. Of course, the effect is also very good. As for the third plan…”

The black cat heard the rattle of the parchment.

It opened its eyes carefully, and saw that the witch was throwing the stack of documents she had read before it in front of it: “The sword is a little bit slanted, since the pressure of public opinion is now concentrated on you, in order to reduce everyone’s disgust towards you, You might as well change your mind and find a group of trumpeters to trumpet you a little higher.”

The black cat tugged at his ears.

“What the **** is this ‘Mr. First’?” It looked at the words on the parchment, only to feel dizzy, and its voice became a little difficult.

“Oh, since I’m the number one beauty in the wizarding world, then my husband will naturally be the number one gentleman in the wizarding world.” The big fox raised his chin shyly, then blinked: “Or you think it should be more symmetrical. , um, ‘First Little Mister’?”

The black cat opened his mouth and wanted to curse, but he didn’t dare, so he could only pop out his paws and clasped the sofa under his feet. It’s just that although the sofa is very soft, it is surprisingly tough, and despite its cat’s claws, it doesn’t leave a single scar on it.

“Actually, I also think this title is a bit old-fashioned.” The owner of Qingqiu Mansion changed his tone: “Ms. Pulitzer also offered two other choices at that time, ‘Young Master Jiuyou’ and ‘Young Master Qingqiu’…Which one do you think better?”

The black cat has been unable to complain about these poor choices.

“Ms. Pulitzer?” It tried to find a slightly more familiar concept among a bunch of words it didn’t understand.

“Senior editor and writer of the Beta Town Post, a very famous and professional publicist in the Wizarding Union.” The owner of Qingqiu Mansion explained.

“It’s very professional indeed.” The black cat muttered, remembering his previous experience, and finally gave up discussing his own safety with the fox.

It flicked its tail, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com jumped up to the window.

“Huh? Are you leaving now?” The beauty on the sofa stood up with a look of surprise: “You didn’t even look at the children! If those tabloid reporters found out…”

The black cat ignored her gesture.

But when it comes to tabloid reporters, it brings to mind something else.

“I said, your fence is too loose.” It raised one paw and gestured to the distance between the two boards on the fence outside the mansion, with a serious face: “I am such a big cat, I can easily Came here… You can’t even stop those flower, sperm and grass sperm outside, and you still want to stop the tabloid reporter?”

The big fox on the sofa rolled his eyes beautifully.

The head maid of the mansion, Su Man, took a step forward and explained in a low voice: “The Qingqiu mansion is shrouded in a very powerful guardian magic, and guests who are not invited will not only not be able to enter, but also cannot find the location of the mansion… just like those Tabloid reporters can only be blocked near the block where the mansion is located.”

Hearing this, the black cat froze, flicked its tail, silently got out of the guardrail, and left at night.