I Became a Fake Priest the Saintess Is Obsessed With - I Became a Fake Priest the Saintess Is Obsessed With chapter 48

48 – On the unfolding stage, angry audience

“Ugh…”

Perichen, crawling on the floor, glared at me.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it attacked me at any time, but it just circles around and observes me.

“Ha… Even if I ignore it, I ignore it too much.”

This is a truly infuriating attitude.

A guy who fights in an arena openly ignores his opponent…

There really seems to be no sportsmanship at all.

“Kick, kick, kick…”

“How dare you even laugh at me?”

It’s really sad to be the laughing stock of a stupid giant, but there’s nothing wrong with your plan to beat him.

Is there just no problem?

Rather, the victory was mine from the moment he greased his body.

“It’s funny that you’re making fun of yourself without even knowing that.”

She lifted her middle finger towards Perry Chen’s face, who was laughing to his heart’s content.

“Ugh?!”

Raising the middle finger, which is considered a swear word in both the original world and the other world, succeeded in arousing the guy’s anger.

If you look at its attack pattern so far, it seems like it couldn’t do any other attacks, so it just rushed at me.

He’ll probably try to hit me again this time.

And he will not be able to control his speed and will hit his head against the wall.

You can take advantage of that.

To lure him into the giant trap I had dug in advance, I pulled out the clothes I was stepping on and settled down in a place to avoid him.

“Stupid giant! Instead of just staring, do what you do best! Should I at least give you a name for the technique? Go, Giantmon! Headbutt!”

“uuu…!!!”

Perichen must have been really annoyed by the ensuing provocation and prepared to kick the wall and fly up.

I also prepared to avoid him.

I looked at the arena to see if there was any place that wasn’t covered in oil, but the oil was spread so perfectly that there was no place to step.

‘There are oil fields everywhere…’ ‘I have to be prepared to fall’

Even if the oil field is slippery and movement is restricted, you must avoid charging once Perichen has been provoked.

I was prepared to sacrifice my clothes and tightened the belt given to me by Mabel.

“Ugh!!!”

The guy jumped up, making a disgusting noise.

The guy sweeping the floor seems to have surpassed the maximum speed of the mana train at this moment.

It looks like it will be blown away by the wind pressure coming from afar.

Can it really be avoided?

Can a person really avoid an oncoming train?

‘Don’t guess, just run!!!’

I gathered my lost spirit, strengthened my legs, and jumped.

The oil-covered floor was very slippery.

I jumped with barely any balance.

However, when he landed, he lost his balance and fell forward.

The sound of me falling is loud, followed by the sound of Perichen sticking to the wall.

“Oh, it hurts!”

I was able to cushion the impact with my palm, but the pain started in my chest and then my face.

It was even more painful because the floor of the arena was already smooth, like marble.

In particular, the jaw and nose feel pain as if they have been completely broken.

“Still, I won with this…”

I shed a few tears and looked towards Perichen.

“Woo -yeah !!! Uh !!!”

The guy’s face and hands were pressed against the wall.

No matter how hard you try to remove his face, he can’t even move because of the special drug on the wall.

I saw the guy kissing the wall passionately and gave him a break.

“How about the special sticky flavor…”

The flask I threw for the first time was actually not thrown incorrectly.

It was intended to be thrown against the wall from the beginning, and it was hit very accurately.

The contents of the flask are self-made adhesive.

When I was dispatched to the front line in the past, the base was hit by magic and a hole was created in the ceiling.

This adhesive was created to temporarily close the hole.

Because it is an adhesive made for industrial use, it has a very strong hold on objects.

‘He’s a tough guy, so he tore down the wall and sealed any possibility of movement with oil… ‘

Because he was such an ignorant bastard, it seemed like he would tear down the wall regardless of whether there was adhesive on it or not, but that was prevented by covering his body with oil.

“Ugh…!!!”

Even now, he is going on a rampage with the intention of destroying the wall, but he is only slipping due to the oil and is unable to tear down the wall.

“hahahaha, so you shouldn’t ignore people.”

A status window appears, announcing victory.

[Subquest: Completed defeating the angry Perichen]

[Reward: Obtain 5000PP]

With this, I won the battle against him.

“Human victory… No, it is the victory of the weak…”

It was a time when I was about to stand up with a proud heart.

Clink from above!!! A loud noise was heard in the street.

I quickly looked up and saw that the barrier surrounding the arena was broken.

“W-what…!”

Could it be that I defeated Perichen and the barrier was broken?

No, before that, fragments of the barrier rain down… !

I tried to stand up to avoid the falling debris.

But getting up from a greased floor is not an easy task.

I keep slipping, and even if I get up, I fall because I can’t keep my balance.

‘If we are in a hurry, let’s at least block the head… !’

When I grabbed the crossbag next to me to cover my head, something was falling towards me from the sky.

When you measure its size, it looks like a marble the size of a person.

Ah… Goddess.

This is the end of this life.

When I saw the object falling directly toward my head, I knew that my life was over.

But my terrible life was not going to end here.

Lesia fell from the sky and landed on the floor, avoiding me.

At the same time, he swung his sword and struck away the falling debris.

After removing all of her fragments, Lesia turned around and spoke to her.

“Are you okay… Ah.”

And then I slipped and fell backwards because of the oily ground.

Her buttocks fell right on top of my face.

The Celestial Church’s nun’s uniform, which was improved for combat, had a short skirt that went backwards.

That’s how I came to see the sky.

‘The sky is blue… ‘

The scene that unfolded before my eyes was indescribably obscene.

I would like to explain in detail, but…

I will stop explaining further than this.

Lesia stood up, balancing her sword by planting it on her floor.

“I’m sorry. I made a mistake coming down in a hurry.”

Judging by his facial expression and tone of voice, he doesn’t seem to have any shame.

Well… There is no way that Lady Lecia, a saint of the Celestial Church of Heaven, would feel something like shame…

I was the only one who felt embarrassed and scratched the back of my head.

“No… The reason you slipped was because I sprinkled oil on the floor, but it wasn’t your fault, Saint.”

“I see. Let’s get up first.”

Lesia held out her hand to me.

I was barely able to get up while holding her hand.

“Did you kill Perichen?”

“Yes, do you see that thing hanging on the wall over there? I’ll give you a rope, so tie it up. Let’s take him away after we’re done.”

I placed a long rope in Lesia’s hand.

When I was caught in Pongpi’s trap in the past, it was the rope that was used, so it won’t be torn apart by even a considerable amount of force.

Lesia looked at the rope she had given me for a moment and then walked to Perry Chen with her trot.

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And then I kicked the guy who was making a fuss.

Perry Chen fainted, foaming at her mouth, and Lesia stared at the rope in her hand and began tying it.

Lesia started tying up Perry Chen with her cooking skills…

“That’s…”

Perhaps due to the ability of the rope to change the tying method depending on the strength of the object being tied, it naturally became a tortoiseshell tying.

“It’s my first time tying someone up, but I’m satisfied with it.”

Lesia nodded her head, feeling proud.

Umm… The picture is a little strange… It seems like he’s satisfied, so let’s not tackle him.

“Hey young man! Are you okay?”

The wise man and the president came down from the stands and checked on my well-being.

Unlike Lesia, they took the stairs and came down normally.

“There doesn’t seem to be any visible trauma. Do you have any internal injuries?”

“Well… I hit my face on the floor, but this is no problem.”

“It’s okay! My face was originally smashed so it doesn’t show anything!”

“hahahaha… If I was smashed, it looks like the president was completely crushed into the asphalt.”

“What?”

“It’s nothing~”

I criticized her grandfather for making personal attacks.

The wise man looked around me and confirmed that there was no major problem.

“I’m glad there’s nothing wrong. You did a good job dealing with Perichen. It’s going to be hard, so leave the future to us and you rest behind the scenes.”

As expected, he showed concern for me as a person with a personality different from everyone else.

“I really wish that so-and-so who is in charge of an academy would follow the example of the wise man just a little…”

“Hmm… Why do my ears itch?”

It’s no use pretending not to hear, Mr. So-and-so.

I said this on purpose because I realized that your eyes and ears were focused on me.

“You seem to be deaf. When you return, I’d recommend digging out your ears first.”

“Well… listen to what the young man says.”

She smiled at Temiel, hiding her true feelings.

“Well, now let’s move forward. If we go into the place where Perichen came from, we will find Pierre, our final target.”

“We are finally meeting…! I will cut that young person in half for making fun of an adult so openly…!”

“……I agree.”

“Uh… Everyone? You know our goal is to capture, not kill, right?”

Having a friendly conversation, we left the arena.