I Became The Academy Necromancer - Chapter 387



Side Story. Poor and Premature Ejaculation

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“Hehe.”

Lordron let out a low breath as he looked at the guardian deity of the Clark Republic staring at him.

Looking at her clenching her fists without realizing it, she seemed quite embarrassed by the outpouring of life from Finden Eye.

“Hmm.”

Because she was quite far away, only a silhouette was visible.

“It’s coming.”

As soon as I said something, Ron quickly stretched out his hands in front of him.

Findeneye leapt at such an incredible speed that it felt as if he had teleported, and was slashing Snow White towards Rodron.

Cuuu!

“Ugh!?”

With one simple jump, the wind flow changes. The roof floor, which could not withstand the impact of the work, almost collapsed, but thanks to the mana floor I placed underneath it, the building did not collapse.

“Ha.”

Finden Eye’s smile Her Her makes me feel like I miss it strangely, even though it hasn’t been a day since we met again.

She glances in my direction and immediately tilts her snow whites, turning her center of gravity and pushing Rodron away from me.

Thump!

Rodron, who was pushed back, tried to hold on, but in the end she was pushed to the edge of the rooftop and had no choice but to spread her wings, collapsing her railing.

Lord Ron flies away and Finden Eye, standing in front of her, turns her head.

Her facial expression showed that she wasn’t very pleased.

“Are you just going to leave me behind?”

“If I tell you, it could really escalate.”

“Still leaving me behind? “Someone should have taken one foot out of the carriage.”

“… Are you dissatisfied because of that?”

When I looked at the Finden child with a puzzled expression, she just grinned and shrugged her shoulders.

“Then why did I come all the way here just to take down that b*stard? “If you hadn’t said anything just now, that b*stard wouldn’t have reacted.”

That is correct.

Because Findeneye is no longer an ordinary human. She absorbed the mountains of North Wheden and became one of the guardian deities of the entire Clark Republic.

No matter how great the devil was, it was wise to avoid direct confrontation with Findeneye.

“That’s why I told you.”

She deliberately told Lord Ron to react.

“Otherwise I would have been bored.”

“Huh.”

She breathes with a small smile.

“How do you know my heart so well? “I want to do it.”

“Look straight ahead.”

“Why is it so cold? You couldn’t have gone to a brothel or something, right? “Is it wise man time?”

“…”

“If you go, you will know how to turn your pride into a skewer.”

The Finden child probably knew best that there was no way I would go to that place, but I knew she was joking, so she just didn’t reply.

Meanwhile, Lord Ron stretched out her hand towards the sky. For him, the light of salvation falls from the sky.

“Oh?”

The dark sky begins to distort again. The shape of the moon in the distance even appears to be distorted.

“He is the great devil of domination. From what I heard, the number of demons leading is over four digits.”

“Four digits? Wow, how many times do you have to hit the axe?”

It seemed like he was probably doing this to summon his demon army to the sky of Clockwork.

Since it is the entity that leads the army, it will probably become stronger as there are more armies around.

The patterns that the great devils have shown so far are roughly similar.

“You catch Rodron, I will protect Clockwork.”

Finden nodded her head in satisfaction and flew straight towards Lord Ron.

As a result, a sudden gust of wind struck her entire body, messing up her hair and clothes.

“Whoa.”

The sky begins to turn red, and the demons begin to reveal their faces in the empty sky.

The voices of people screaming or making a fuss about the sky being strange could be heard from beneath their feet.

It’s naturally turning red and strange things are appearing, so of course it’s confusing.

[What are you going to do?]

The dark spirit who quietly appeared next to me smiled brightly. She told me to stay home, but honestly, she was expecting to follow to some extent.

“Did Stella come too?”

When I asked her just in case, she shook her head.

[No, I’m guarding the house. They are the lowest in rank.]

“… “It seems a bit different from the hierarchy I was thinking of.”

I think Stella is at the top of her food chain.

[Well, does he have to fight the devil again? I fought like hell when I was alive, and I’m still living with the devil, so I have to do it in moderation.]

“Okay, good job.”

She asked because I wish Stella had not been involved in this matter.

As a saint, she had to deal with demons again and again, and she would be filled with bad memories, and she didn’t want to see them again.

[Originally, dealing with ugly things is done by those of us who have mastered the art of necromancy.]

“…”

[Why?]

As I was looking at her, she tilted her head and asked.

“No, I thought it would be nice if she showed half of what she looks like now.”

I don’t know how people have so many sides. When he was like a child, he acted like a child, but now he shows a trustworthy side again.

It was especially impressive that they did not bring Stella out of consideration.

[Is it always the same?]

Is it sincere?

As I pretend not to hear and look up at the army of demons spread out in the sky, the dark spirit puffs out his cheeks and grumbles.

[Tch, just ignore it.]

“Okay, let’s focus. If we miss, they will attack the civilians in Clockwork.”

Rather than helping their ruler, Rodron, the demonic forces will sink their teeth into the humans below.

Because devils are people who are faithful to their instincts.

Especially in a situation like now where their ruler is gradually being pushed out by Findenai’s offensive.

However, at my words, the dark spirit gave a strange smile and tapped my arm with her elbow.

[Oh, you created this situation on purpose.]

“…”

[In order to make the great devil named Rodron drag all of his forces here, he deliberately made Findenai endure the first blow, and gave him time to open the rift like now.]

“Why can’t I use this kind of insight in my daily life?”

[Yes? Is it the same as usual?]

Now I’m starting to wonder if he has a dual personality. I’m glad I didn’t immaturely bring him out.

Anyway.

“That’s right, there are a lot of things running rampant these days without even knowing the topic, so we needed that number of demons to set an example.”

Isn’t this the perfect situation?

It was the perfect incident to threaten demons and gods.

A declaration that I can return at any time if they decide to do whatever they want with the continent.

The dark spirit and I look up at the sky.

The countless demons pouring in seemed like expendable items and like firecrackers.

[It reminds me of the old days.]

“Yes.”

It put a smile on our faces.

As I stretched my right hand toward the sky, the dark spirit stretched out his left hand and began to resonate with my mana.

The sky was cracked.

It started to split once again.

* * *

A whole day passed.

I was able to sleep comfortably thanks to Nikolai, the presidential agent, who gave me the VIP room yesterday while crying and saying thank you.

“Hmm.”

For your information, Findenai was lying naked next to me, and beyond that, in front of a table with a lamp on it.

“Ha, I told you to clean that up.”

Rodron’s head was lying flat. When she died, she tried to stop me from hanging it at home, saying that it had a look of despair and a neat cross section.

If I hadn’t scolded him last night and made him promise to throw it away, I would have hung it up at home.

[What is it?]

And the opposite arm.

A naked dark spirit with her arms on a pillow looks at me with a puzzled expression.

“What’s wrong?”

I thought it might be a bit confusing since I was a dark spirit who finished my first experience yesterday.

[Why do I seem to have overlooked it?]

“What are you talking about?”

[No, it should be a monumental event since it is definitely the first time, but it feels like it just passed by.]

“Hmm.”

When I looked away at those words, Finden Eye, who had buried her face in my chest, opened her eyes slightly and answered.

“I fainted, you premature ejaculation.”

[… ] ] … Yes?]

“Aren’t you sleeping?”

The Finden child, whom she thought was sleeping, grins and laughs at the dark spirit.

“Premature ejaculation b*tch. Yesterday, the owner gave me a few massages, so I immediately squirted and searched. “I was already dead, but I died again.”

[And! Look what you’re saying! They said he was already dead!]

“It’s not your place to call me a loser. “I can still hold on.”

Findeneye nibbling at my things while talking is a bit annoying.

[It’s because you’ve done it so many times you’re used to it! If I did it as well as you, I wouldn’t faint or anything!]

“There is a lot of talk about the topic of premature ejaculation.”

[Even though you are a loser! You begged to be sorry yesterday too!]

“It’s called play, it’s premature ejaculation.”

[You like playing! Just cry and ask me to stop!]

“Ha, is this why premature ejaculation doesn’t make sense?”

[There’s nothing worse than being pretentious! And the premature ejaculation is not me, but Stell… !]

Knock.

Thanks to the knock on the door outside, I was able to stand up and end the conversation between the two.

‘So let’s not do it.’

It was a mistake to lose when Findenai first tempted me by asking me what the bed in a VIP room was like.

Naturally, the dark spirits also joined the war. I thought it was difficult because it was my first experience, but I fainted halfway through.

[Okay! Then try again! This time I’m really clenching my teeth! You will clearly see the level of crap!]

“Oh, okay, great! I wonder how long the premature ejaculation b*tch will last!”

I’m the one doing it, so why are they fighting among themselves?

After roughly putting on my gown, I sighed and headed toward the door.

Probably the President’s representative or his messenger

[Sloppy!]

“Premature ejaculation!”

“Be quiet.”

Seeing the immature figures fighting with each other even before opening the door, I somehow felt sorry for Rodron, who yesterday.