I Became the Hero of the Warrior Party - I Became the Hero of the Warrior Party chapter 59

59 – Episode 54: No life without innocence – 3

It was a scene reminiscent of a war rather than a discussion.

One of the unicorns sitting in the unicorn camp opened its mouth.

He had his eyes wide open and had an absurd expression on his face.

“Wow, you lost your virginity voluntarily and not intentionally? isn’t this real Where is your conscience?? If the loss of virginity is the end there, what kind of discussion… .”

At the remark of the unicorn, who showed his white teeth and cried, one of Lee Gak-soo, sitting in the bicorn camp, began to refute.

“As expected, it proves that they are idiots with white hair like unicorns.”

Bicon, who showed yellow teeth and raised the corner of his mouth, said in a sarcastic tone. Then, the unicorn with a lot of blood around its forehead answered in anger.

“Shut up you dirty renegade bastard! Since the name of this association is the Unicorn Association, how does it advocate for non-virgins? Don’t show off that you have no foundation, you bastards who are like oil floating on this water.”

“Yes, if we are oil, you are already rotten water. Clean oil is better than washing the hymen for thousands of years and mixing it with polluted water that even water bugs can’t live in.”

The unicorn opened its mouth, smiling as if it was ridiculed by Bicorn’s sarcasm.

“You are laughing. Can you eat the filthy meat that goes in and out of many people’s mouths? Only low-intelligence beasts can do that… … . Wow, bicorn! What is the self-insight that accurately sees through their essence!”

“Yes, even polluted meat is precious to those who are hungry. Meat has meaning in itself, but it was a bit ugly to mention whether it was clean or not. If it gets dirty, just wash it off with water. The level is really low compared to comparison.”

“You get sick from picking up and eating anything like that. As expected, like a bicorn, intelligence seems to have disappeared along with the hymen.”

Unicorn vs. Bicorn.

The air in the venue, where two forces that were absolutely incompatible, were fighting against each other, was already heated to the limit, and it was almost breathtaking.

“Wow f*ck… ”

I couldn’t help but be mesmerized by that enormous workshop.

The village girls who came into the meeting room together seemed to be taken aback by the intense discussion.

“What kind of bizarre discussion is this… .”

“These guys are out of their minds wwwwwww thoroughly destroying the innocence of children wwwwwwwww”

“Why are they? Are you that serious?”

They were also in a state of expression that they couldn’t understand.

In the midst of everyone’s panic, a unicorn suddenly lifted its front leg. When the old-looking unicorn was given the right to speak, he spoke cautiously.

“It may be a shame at an old age, but I can upload what the small man said… ?”

He showed off a faint smile.

To the old unicorn’s question, the moderator nodded and answered in a loud voice.

“Of course, sir. Our Unicorn Association respects and accepts any opinions.”

“Thank you, Mr. Moderator. Then I will speak without shame.”

All the unicorns held their breath at the voice that seemed to come out of the wind and waves of the years, and focused on the old unicorn.

“I’m proud of the subject, but what do you guys think of the pretty boy?”

“… ?”

In an instant, all sounds in the venue died down.

Everyone was looking around as if doubting their eyes and ears.

Like it or not, the old unicorn continued.

“I think so. A boy with the appearance of a girl is a pure ‘virgin’ who has no fear of corruption.”

“I-I… ”

“From that point of view… This topic… .”

“watch! Get that inspiration right now! It’s completely different from the discussion topic, but what kind of bullshit are you talking about all of a sudden!”

The angry unicorns threw things in front of them and began to rage. The Bicon side was also angry together with an expression as if they were looking at a madman.

When the reaction became very violent, the moderator called the waiting guards and forcibly captured the old unicorn.

“wait! I told you to let go of this! Dumb unicorns who don’t know anything! A pretty boy is a true virgin!”

The old unicorn, who was being dragged away by the guards in a state of restraint, shouted at everyone with an expression of regret.

“Put them in the dungeon right now!”

“No, in common sense, if you are going to insist on being a virgin, at least f*ck, shouldn’t the gender be female? He’s a crazy old man, no, that’s it.”

“Even in our bicon industry, this is a bit… .”

Unicorns and bicorns, everyone present began to curse at the old unicorn. In fact, I barely endured the fact that I almost inadvertently said harsh words.

I wanted to curse right away, but it was clear that a catastrophe would happen if I raised my voice, so I bit my lower lip and held it in.

“Someday it will definitely come! One day the cute boy will be recognized as a virgin! certainly! will come! … … … yes?”

In an instant, chills went down my spine.

‘What the f*ck… .’

I accidentally met eyes with that old unicorn.

But isn’t that unicorn suddenly staring at me?

He opened his eyes wide enough to straighten out the wrinkles around his eyes, and seemed very surprised.

“uh… ? wait, wait I have something to say to that girl. Let me ask you something. Uh huh really! Even if you wait a moment! My instincts keep trembling is something to that girl… … .”

‘What a crazy sound. what are the guards doing? Hurry up and don’t interrupt the discussion!’

The unicorn went mad looking at me.

It gave me so f*cking goosebumps. I felt like I was wronged by a strange guy.

I hope you didn’t notice that I’m a man.

Ignoring my great anxiety, I turned my attention back to the discussion.

Immediately after the unicorn was dragged out, the forum was very cluttered.

“Are you crazy… How can a man be a virgin… ”

“Won true… Last time, a man whose gender was changed to a woman was a legitimate virgin, and there were some who ran rampant, but now they insist that a man is a virgin…”

“That bastard who said crazy things about the coming of age when even saints, the symbol of innocence, were changed to women? It was kind of funny how he jumped up and said he was a prophet.”

“I really can’t imagine how much more bizarre the theory of virginity will emerge… .”

The unicorns were talking about a unicorn that called itself a prophet the other day. The unicorns joke with each other saying that he was really crazy.

“Why are unicorn babies always like that?”

“Sometimes it seems like they fight among themselves more than they fight with us.”

The bicorns were sharing gossip about the unicorns with expressions of tiredness.

Then, the presenter opened his mouth.

“Okay, then let’s get back to the main topic. Shall we ventilate the atmosphere before resuming the discussion? This year, we have a special judging panel that is invited to our Unicorn Association every year.”

The moderator induced responses from the unicorns and bicorns by adjusting the tone.

“For this topic, we will invite 10 virgins from Pelessha Village, as requested by the Unicorn side, to observe the discussion.”

After the host’s introduction, the unicorns came to us one by one and started shaking hands.

“Please take good care of me this week! Please have a fair review!”

“You f*cking unicorns pretty much every year. I do shit. In a village that worships them, it’s a ‘fair review’ that only brings in ‘virgins’.”

Around the time we grabbed the unicorn’s hooves and shook them, we heard sarcastic voices from the bicorn camp.

A unicorn who heard that laughed.

“Yeah, if you guys seduce me too, find a non-virgin and bring it to me. Oh, that’s right. Bicorns are image-suckers outside, so they’re subjugated right away when they go out, right? sorry. I didn’t know that our unicorns always have the image of being pure and clean.”

Shrugging his forelimbs, the unicorn turned the bicorns around and began criticizing them. At those words, the bicorns were trembling as if they were angry.

“I-that stupid bastard… .”

“Hey, you can see that Bicon gets angry right away when he faces the truth. As expected, there is a part that is stabbed.”

When there was a sign that another fight was about to begin, the moderator hurriedly intervened in the fight and mediated the two camps. Then he opened his mouth again and said.

“Come on, please refrain from private quarrels between the two sides. Now that the obstruction is gone, let’s resume the discussion.”

So the discussion resumed, and the two sides continued a sparking battle again. It was after about 8 hours had passed since this time that all discussions were over.

They couldn’t have been really nasty pups. To think that there was no break or meal, just discussions for 8 hours, day and night… .

It was truly a state of admiration.

The village girls, Rin, Kyoko, and Isabelle were already dozing against one wall.

I was the only one who was watching the discussion with my eyes wide open.

After a little more time passed, the presenter, who had been paying attention, came forward and began to speak.

“Well then, since it is getting late, let’s try to determine the winner of the debate soon. The results will be announced by the virgin judges who will decide the winner of this week’s debate!”

The moderator skillfully finished the discussion, probably thinking that the atmosphere was getting more and more tense in the ongoing discussion. Then he pointed in my direction and continued.

“Girls, raise your left hand if you think the winner of this debate is a unicorn, or raise your right hand if you think the winner of this debate is a bicorn.”

All the unicorns and bicorns’ eyes were fixed on me, the only one who was awake.

To be honest, there was only one answer for me from the beginning.

no, what are you thinking about here?

I walked forward confidently, passing the women who were soundly asleep.

And, without hesitation, I raised my left hand.

‘Of course this is the left hand.’

If, while reading a novel, a non-virgin heroine suddenly appeared, I was not a coward who avoided 5700-character wording for fear of being possessed.

… … In that case, I was the guy who sent 57,000 letters directly to the author.

The joys and sorrows of both sides were mixed in my choice.

The unicorns were purring with joy, and the bicorns were glaring at me as if they were going to kill me.