I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak - I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak chapter 13

The Sword Saint of the Morning Light failed to sanction Liszt.

The Sword of Thorns failed to sanction Liszt.

The invincible dark lord was beaten by the red hair and fled.

“Miracle” has an intimate behavior system, which mainly includes hugging, kissing and sexual contact.

Holding hands and hugging do not require any preconditions. When adventurers are on adventures in the Miraculous Continent, such daily behaviors are inevitable and normal.

But if you want to have a more intimate act, then you need to complete the “miracle” couple certification.

And the couple certification of “Miracle” is even harsher than determining a relationship in reality.

Miracles will ensure that couples are each other’s only companions, whether in reality or in games.

Like in traditional online games, both parties obviously have objects in reality, but they have other husbands and wives in the game. This situation cannot happen in “Miracle”.

During the duration of the couple certification, if one of the parties cheats, whether in reality or in games, the couple relationship will be terminated immediately.

Therefore, there used to be such a propaganda copy in the real society: “If you really love him (her), then go to “Miracle” for couple certification!”

Intimacy only exists between adventurers and adventurers, and intimacy between NPPPC is prohibited.

In the setting of NPC, there is a clear instruction “forbidding intimate behavior with adventurers and NPCs of the same kind”.

This setting can fundamentally prevent the occurrence of the above situation.

but……

Knock on the blackboard to mark the key point, “similar NPC”…

Liszt is a world BOSS played by a real person. He does not have any settings himself, and of course belongs to the category of “different types of NPCs”.

He can freely communicate with NPCs “especially in depth” without being restricted by the rules of the system.

And now, after possessing the “Naughty Scroll of the God of Mischief”, he can also become a false adventurer, unlocking the restriction of intimacy with adventurers.

At the same time, he is a real world boss without any system settings, and the rules of couple authentication also cannot limit him.

Liszt walks in the gray area, and he can accept everything whether it is an NPC or an adventurer.

Of course, he can’t go too far. The great cause of expanding the harem must be built on the basis of mutual affection between the two parties.

“Fairy Wood”

After all, the system is not a decoration. If he really does something wrong, the system will inevitably interfere, or even revise the rules of the game.

Liszt still understands the truth of long-running water.

Therefore, in theory, he can spend the spring night with the red hair.

So what made him finally flee?

Liszt sat on the throne in the Castle of Horrors, thinking for a long time without realizing it.

The red hair is still quite beautiful, although it is not as good as Liszt’s harem beauties, but it is enough to meet his standards.

Maybe it’s because you haven’t communicated with humans for too long? Or maybe she has never been so actively flirted by a woman?

After thinking about it, Liszt finally didn’t come up with a reason. He chose to give up temporarily and think about it carefully next time he saw the red hair.

wait… see redhead next time? It’s just parted, and you’re starting to think about the next time we meet?

Liszt laughed self-deprecatingly, shook his head, and tried to shake all the miscellaneous thoughts out of his mind.

“Lucas, is there anything I need to know?” Liszt asked.

A humanoid creature emerged from the darkness. He obviously had a pair of fly-like compound eyes, but he wore a pair of gold-wire glasses.

Lucas is Liszt’s intelligence chief, responsible for collecting important information on the Miraculous Continent, sorting it out and reporting it to Liszt.

“Great dark lord, you are as wise as…” Looking at Lucas, he was about to arrange a stand-up comedy.

“Talk about the point.” Liszt interrupted him immediately.

“Yes, my king.” Lucas knelt on one knee and respectfully said, “New creatures have recently appeared in the Miraculous Continent. They are strange and powerful. It is still uncertain whether they are adventurers or NPCs.”

He added: “These new creatures are not in the changelog of Miracle Land.”

“A secret change? Or something else?” Liszt pondered for a moment, but without taking it to heart, he continued to ask, “Is there anything else?”

“The Continent of Miracles will have a version update tonight,” Lucas said.

Liszt’s identity is not an adventurer. He can’t check the update content by calling up the system menu. He can only rely on Lucas’ intelligence collection to understand the version update.

Adventurers often talk about version updates in the game, and this is the most direct source of information.

Lucas continued: “First of all, the swordsman’s new transfer profession – swordsman, is opened. This is also the first Dongxuan character with Chinese style in the miracle continent.”

Liszt nodded, not very surprised by this.

The entire story background of “Miracle” is a fantasy continent. The development team has long planned to design oriental characters, but they must be cautious and not rush.

The conflict between fantasy and Dongxuan is not something that can be easily reconciled. If it is not handled properly, the severe sense of separation will greatly affect the adventurer’s game experience.

Now, the first Dongxuan occupation was born, and other occupations in the direction of Dongxuan should also appear at an accelerated rate.

“Well done.” Liszt said with a smile.

“In addition, the Miraculous Continent has opened a new map, and the Holy Land has replaced the Abyss of Desire and has become the current highest-level map.”

The highest level here, naturally, the map where the four world bosses are located must be excluded first.

“It seems that the overall strength of adventurers has improved again.” Liszt nodded, which was good news for him.

“But at present, no adventurer has set foot on the ruling level, and the strongest adventurer is still the strength of the master level.”

“Finally, the Continent of Miracles also adjusted the balance of certain occupations, skills and items, increased the damage of the fire element, and slightly decreased the damage of the ice element.”

“That’s it, the great Lord of Darkness, what kind of information do you need to know?” Lucas said respectfully.

“No more.” Liszt waved his hand, “Go back.”

“Yes, my king.” Lucas’ figure disappeared in the darkness.

Liszt was not in a hurry to leave. He sat on the throne and carefully recalled what happened today.

He was a little tired, but more happy, he felt an unprecedented fulfillment.

And this enrichment requires release.

He thought of a certain person, and somehow felt a little ready to move.

“Let Shizuo come over to sleep,” he ordered.

Immediately in the darkness came the minister’s response: “As per your order, my king.”

He went back to the bedroom and lay on the double bed, and it didn’t take long for the door to be knocked.

“Come in,” he said.

A white-haired girl pushed open the door and walked in. Her skin was also snow-white, her flawless face looked very immature, and her eyes were indescribably lively and agile.

She was tall and slender, not much worse than Liszt. In stark contrast to her immature face was her devilish figure.

She was only wearing a layer of veil like a cicada’s wings, and her graceful figure made Liszt have an unobstructed view.

She wore a pair of ponytails, her eyes were pure and innocent, and she gently fell into Liszt’s arms.

This is the real “big loli”.

Now, Liszt was about to unleash his fullness.