I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak - I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak chapter 19
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- I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak chapter 19
The arrival of his ex-girlfriend indeed gave Liszt a wake-up call.
This is not a castle of horrors, and Liszt cannot do whatever he wants in the adventurer world.
If he does it so much that it affects the normal progress of the game, the system will never sit idly by.
Liszt is not afraid of the system, but he also doesn’t want to attract the attention of the system. The ghost knows what the system that stole his instant noodles can do.
One day, the system is forced into a hurry, and he is directly classified into the sequence of “ordinary NPC”, then his sexual life will come to an end.
He still has a lot of legendary equipment, and the mythical equipment in the space ring is even more than the legendary equipment, because in his opinion, the legendary equipment is really worthless for collection.
But in the future, if you want to exchange these equipment for money, you must not be as reckless as before.
There are thousands of roads, and safety is the first priority. There are thousands of ways to make money, and there is no need for Liszt to take risks.
“Master.” After the King of Light left, the redhead who went to buy daily necessities returned here.
“Yeah.” Liszt looked at the red hair, who was still wearing that armor, which made him feel very inconsistent no matter how he looked at it.
“You are a maid, not a bodyguard.” Liszt said, “Can you dress like a maid?”
“Master, what do you want me to wear?” the redhead asked.
Liszt didn’t like the name “you”, it sounded very separate and had a special sense of distance, so he had already banned the word “you” from the redhead.
“Just… like this.” Liszt snapped his fingers.
Snapped!
With black sleeves and lining, a white lace pleated skirt, seductive black stockings, and black Lolita shoes, the redhead has become a real maid.
Liszt nodded with satisfaction, such red hair looked much more pleasing to the eye.
“Come here.” Liszt patted the position beside him.
The redhead sat down obediently, and Liszt put his pillow on her lap “skillfully” and said, “Put out my ears.”
Um? Isn’t this flexibility a bit too much?
He couldn’t help but stretch out his finger and poked lightly.
“Master.” He heard the red-haired voice complaining slightly.
“Um?”
“Don’t move around, I’m cleaning your ears for you,” said the redhead.
“Um.”
Liszt threw his pillow there honestly, enjoying the wonderful pleasure brought by picking his ears, so that he would occasionally make a comfortable humming sound.
“What’s your name? I mean, the real world name.” Liszt asked.
“Le Fei, happy music, crimson Fei.” The red hair replied.
“Nice name,” Liszt said, “but I’ll still call you Redhead.”
“Master can call him anything he likes.”
“Is there any discussion about us in the forum?” Liszt asked.
“Yes, the fact that the three master adventurers were apprenticed for seconds has always been a hot topic of discussion in the past two days.”
“Has there been any official response?”
“Well, the official answer is that after data review, no abnormality was found, which is normal game behavior.”
“and then?”
“Ye Luo is famous. Everyone knows that he killed three masters in one second, but he still used the fireball technique.”
“What about you?” Liszt asked.
“I’m… also famous, but not as famous as Ye Luo. Many people think that the two of us are lovers.”
Liszt smiled: “Why, because it looks more like a husband and wife?”
“Who knows,” the redhead replied. “It might just be in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Invincible begins with the sacrifice of ancestors”
“Owner.”
“Um?”
“Actually, you can tell me your address, and then I’ll be your maid in the real world.”
“No, our master-servant relationship is limited to the game world for the time being, and should not be linked to the real world.”
“Then… let’s do couple certification.” She blushed, but her tone was firm.
“With couple certification, I can better serve the master,” she said. “I’m willing to do anything for the master.”
The “serving” here obviously has a deeper meaning.
“No need.” Liszt responded, “If I want to eat you, then I will eat you. Couple certification or something can’t stop me at all.”
“Master, don’t make fun of me. That’s the system’s setting. If you don’t have couple authentication, you can’t…”
The red hair couldn’t finish the sentence, she just widened her eyes.
Because Liszt had already kissed her.
This… how is this possible? If there is no couple certification, it is absolutely not possible…
“Believe it now.” Liszt didn’t take more radical actions, he just kissed the redhead and put the truth in front of her.
The redhead bit his lip and nodded with a blushing face.
This is very incredible, but since it all happened, she certainly has no reason to question it.
In the redhead’s mind, Liszt became more mysterious.
He is so powerful that he can kill a master-level adventurer in seconds, but he has the title of “scholar-level adventurer”.
Obviously there is no couple certification, but Liszt can do those “excessive” things to her.
Master, what is your identity?
The redhead was puzzled, but didn’t ask much. She knew very well that if the master wanted her to know, he would take the initiative to tell her.
Since she didn’t tell her, that’s something she shouldn’t know.
“Your task now is to practice life skills.” Liszt said, “In addition, improve your own strength, as my maid, just being a scholar is too shabby.”
“Yes, Master.”
“You stay here, I still have something to deal with.”
He parted with the redhead and returned to the Castle of Horrors.
Liszt was not in a hurry to eat the red hair. She was the first adventurer he had brought into the harem, so she devoured her like this.
Now, Liszt still has some important things to do.
For example, look for clues to that other naughty scroll.
Another example is the recovery of the missing dark slime queen Lily.
Before, there was something wrong with Liszt’s self-created magic, and he didn’t know where to send Lily.
Liszt has been thinking about this matter all the time, and now that he finally has time, he wants to get Lily back as soon as possible.
After all, Lily does his test every day, without credit or hard work, he still has feelings for Lily.
“Activate! The call of the ninth-level magic, Atropos! Based on the memory image, locate the player or NPC within the range, and the effective range is related to the magic value of the caster!”
With Liszt’s mana value, the effective range of “Call of Atropos” is enough to cover the entire Miraculous Continent.
Therefore, as long as Liszt wants to find, there is no one he can’t find.
But now… there seems to be something unexpected?
Maybe it’s because Lily is not human… So, Liszt couldn’t find it?
Liszt was very surprised. He didn’t find the person he was looking for, which had never happened before.
Lily… where was he teleported to?