I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak - I Can’t Die Today Because You Are Too Weak chapter 235

dong dong dong!

The Phalanx Army is moving forward!

Hundreds of soldiers from all over the world, just surrounded Liszt and the “small hill”, running forward full of energy.

It is strange to say that even with zero weight, this kind of rapid march is far beyond what ordinary people can bear – at least not so many ordinary people can bear.

It stands to reason that it is inevitable to fall behind, but it is only a matter of how many. It may be one or two, or ten or eight or more, but it is impossible to have none of them.

But it may be the existence of Liszt that gave these soldiers spiritual support. Everyone was running forward, and no one felt tired, not to mention that some people were left behind due to lack of physical strength.

After nearly 14 hours of rapid marching, they finally received instructions to stay in place and rest before continuing their advance the next morning.

Hundreds of soldiers set up camp on the spot, and even arranged sentries according to the time period, and everything was proceeding in an orderly manner.

After settling down, someone was in charge of cooking the food, someone ran to remodel Liszt’s planks, and there were even…

“Brother, do you need a massage?” Covance rubbed his palms and walked towards Liszt with a smile.

“What are you doing?” Liszt only felt his scalp tingling and shrank back quickly.

“My massage is an ancestral handicraft. That time when Uncle Canada’s child drowned in the village, it was all rescued by my massage. Why don’t you try it?”

“Forget it, I’m living a good life. If you’re a girl, that’s fine. You’re such a big man… Forget it.”

“Although we can’t become real girls, we can still pretend to be fake girls.”

After Covance finished speaking, he picked up the orchid finger, looked at Liszt “fascinatingly”, and whispered: “Master, do you want to play?”

“Excuse me.” Liszt’s goosebumps arose, and he quickly “invited” Covance out of the tent.

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Soon, the soldiers cooked dinner, and everyone showed off their abilities, and the whole camp was filled with the aroma of food.

“Come on, buddy, eat more, thanks to you today, are you starving?”

The big guy was very enthusiastic, and he gave Liszt two big bowls of rice. Liszt was not polite, and he started eating after holding the bowl.

It wasn’t because he was hungry, it was just because the meal was so fragrant that it made one’s index finger move.

Liszt would never endure no matter how much he ate, and would never be hungry no matter how little he ate, just as he never felt exhausted.

He often suspects that he is the legendary “perpetual motion machine”, but his parents told him that he must not expose this matter.

“You should eat and drink, and you must eat more when you can, so that others will not suspect that you are an outlier, understand?” His parents told him.

“What happens if I get discovered?” asked the young Liszt, tilting his head.

“You’re going to be taken and cut into pieces for those Frankensteins in Piltover. Do you want to be a human sashimi?”

“I don’t want to.” Liszt shook his head.

“Then eat as hard as you can, you know? We Ionia never lack food anyway!”

Since then, Liszt will open his stomach and eat wildly whenever he eats, and even won the title of “humanoid train”.

Why a humanoid train?

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The humanoid train ate three full bowls, and then sat there still.

“Brother, are you full? More?” said a soldier.

“No, no, you eat, you eat.” Liszt shook his head, he felt that he had eaten enough.

The big guys chatted while eating, and Liszt was listening by the side.

“What did this Noxus think? Why did he come to invade us in Ionia?”

“It is said that Noxus invaded Demacia first, and then went to provoke the Freljord, without any benefit, and finally turned around and ran to us.”

“Does this really take us for soft persimmons? We Ionia are the oldest, most mysterious, and most powerful magical kingdom. Why does Noxus think they can take us?”

“No one can stop them from running to die. We lost the battle before because we didn’t resist. Now, with the leadership of Lord Irelia, didn’t we drive Noxus back to his hometown in minutes?”

“Are you so optimistic? I heard that Noxus is very strong. There were rebels who went to resist, but they were massacred, and eventually the entire army was wiped out…”

“What are you talking about! Brat, how do you grow other people’s ambitions and destroy your own prestige? Who is our leader this time? Blade’s Will, Lord Irelia!”

“Yeah, have you heard of Lord Irelia’s blade? She alone can destroy an army! How could we possibly lose?”

“Speaking of Lord Irelia… Do you know that Lord Irelia likes to dance? It is said that every once in a while, she will show her dancing, and sometimes the generals of the rebel army are lucky enough to see it.”

“Lord Irelia’s dance…” All the soldiers showed envy and longing in their eyes.

“It’s impossible, that’s Lord Irelia, how could it be possible to dance for others?” A soldier objected.

“Don’t talk nonsense! How could Irelia dance for others? Her dance is only for herself! Those generals just happened to be there!” The soldier immediately scolded.

Irelia-sama’s dance…

Hearing this sentence, Liszt’s heart was suddenly ignited by something, his mouth was dry, and he didn’t know where his thoughts had gone.

He was panicking because he had never felt a similar emotion since he was born, and although he didn’t know what it was, he knew…it must be wrong.

I can’t feel that way towards Irelia-sama. he said heartily.

The soldiers chatted with each other, and it didn’t take long for them to finish their dinner.

In particular, everyone had a lot of supplies on their backs, and they were so hungry after a day’s rush of marching. When the chef was cooking, he obviously didn’t have a good grasp of the amount, and there was still a lot left.

“Have you… finished eating?” Liszt pointed to the marching pot with about a quarter of it remaining.

“Finished.”

“What about the rest?”

“It’s just dumped, and it can’t be taken away anyway.”

“Won’t it be a waste?”

“Hey buddy, are you Ionian? When did Ionia ever run out of food?”

“But it’s still too wasteful, why don’t I eat them all.”

“You… didn’t you have enough to eat just now?” Everyone’s eyes widened, but they knew how much Liszt had eaten just now.

“I was full just now, but now I’m hungry again.” Liszt rubbed his hands together and said with a smile, “Continue talking, I’ll eat!”

The soldiers continued to chat, and Liszt continued to eat, but soon all the soldiers became silent because—Liszt really ate too much.

Liszt held the huge marching pot and ate it upside down. When he put down the marching pot, he didn’t realize that all the soldiers were staring at him in surprise.

He thought about it and felt that he should do something at this time, so he opened his mouth: “Hiccup–“

A contented burp, yes.

Although fake.