I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel - I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel chapter 23

23 – It’s enough to kill yourself

When I woke up, it was early morning, the sun hadn’t risen yet.

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Maybe it’s because I trained so that my whole body didn’t have any strength left yesterday, but I think I slept deeper than before.

From the first day, I was worried about what would happen if I was late for training, but I think it was a useless worry.

When I went out to the empty lot outside the inn, Lindsay, dressed lightly, came and stood first.

Lindsay looked at me and gave me a puzzled look.

“… Hey, Caiman, what have you been up to this morning?”

“Um… Starting today, I will also train with you.”

It’s a little embarrassing because the level is so different to train together.

I don’t have anything else to say, though.

“okay? Risha-nim is a good teacher, so it will definitely be a good opportunity for Caiman.”

Lindsay smiles like a sunflower. Is it good to have a training mate?

Seeing Lindsay smile makes me smile too. What is the reason?

The princess is a good teacher, so I think that too.

First of all, you can see Lindsay growing up next to her in real time.

It seems like it was only yesterday that Lindsay had been catching goblins, but now she is at a level where she can deal with large monsters without difficulty.

The problem is the saintess next to her who seems to want me beaten up.

I can’t even guess what the hell she likes anymore.

Are you just wanting to annoy me?

Do you want to see me roll first?

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

[NTR Points Retained: About 1110 NTRP]

[Support message: Actually, I just want to annoy you. ]

hahahaha.

Should I just commit suicide?

It seems that some crazy constellation NTRed my status window.

But even seeing Lindsay’s kind face looking at me like this, I couldn’t commit suicide.

Princess Lindsay and I were standing in the clearing, and the saintess was sitting on the other side, looking at us.

That thing the saintess is holding looks like popcorn, but isn’t it popcorn?

As I stared at the saintess, she smiled brightly and waved a bag of food at me.

“Do you want some popcorn, too?”

Popcorn is right.

What worldview are you doing here?

No, actually, isn’t it just my prejudice that I won’t eat popcorn because I’m from another world?

Anyway, eating popcorn while watching other people’s training is a saintess who has become a spectator.

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

[NTR points held: about 1120 NTRP]

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Did you copy it from the internet?

It’s a very conceptual constellation to even mention the source.

hahahaha, it’s not that difficult because you just need to fry the corn. Even prehistoric people could make it.

“I think it would be heaven if only there was a tangy drink made by the porter… ”

Popcorn and soda is a perfect combination.

You’re a saint who knows how to eat.

I greeted Lindsay, who was standing next to me, while bowing.

“I am Caiman, whom I have been training with since today. i look forward to.”

“Well, you don’t have to greet me so politely. We see each other every day, we are friends… ”

Lindsay greeted me with a wave of her hand.

Did you say hello a little too much? If you were to learn martial arts, I thought it should be like this.

Is it a problem that I read too many martial arts novels?

“But Caiman, what happened? I never said I would train until now.”

I don’t know why the guy before that was like that, even if it was because I was obsessed with cooking.

It seems like it’s been almost a year since I possessed this body and lived it.

Due to the timing, it seems that I possessed it shortly after the adventure started.

Where is the original body owner and what is he doing? did it disappear?

Hey, he’s the kind of guy who carelessly makes fun of his lower body. Whether he disappears or not is none of my business.

“They said it was to protect someone important.”

The princess said that instead of me.

It’s just a blatant rumor.

I’ve never said anything like that.

“caiman… ”

As if Lindsay was moved by something, she looked at me with sparkling eyes,

I don’t have a story like yours that would make me fall in tears.

You and I, who held the sword for our childhood friend, are completely different.

I’m just a captured hostage, and the kidnapper is a saint over there.

hahahaha. I kidnapped that crazy woman, locked her in a barn, and did nothing except feed her three meals of onion, potato, and pumpkin stew. How did it end up like this?

Ah, but that’s enough to pay the penalty.

Suddenly I understood my situation.

I can’t understand it so easily.

“… Caiman will just have to repeat what he did yesterday.

Lindsay, raise your sword.”

When she said that, Lindsay raised the holy sword.

Wow, that’s training with a real sword. The level of training is really different from mine.

Well, I’ll be doing swordsmanship someday.

There is no need to be in a hurry. I believe in a warm-hearted, pure and strong princess.

I started doing footwork again yesterday, as the princess corrected my posture while watching from the side.

Simple movements that only move forward, backward and sideways.

It’s obviously simple, but the more you repeat it, the deeper it feels.

All motions contain the possibility of being smoothly connected.

“Whoop, whoop… ”

I controlled my breathing and tried to move as quickly and as stably as possible.

1st set, 2nd set, 3rd set.

I liked it because the more I did it, the more my thoughts cleared and my mind became more comfortable.

From the side, Lindsay swung the Holy Sword in a cool pose, and I moved back and forth.

Kai Michael Jackson.

“Whoa… ”

Even after completing 3 sets, sweat drips down like rain.

“Awesome, porter!”

The saintess, who was sitting and eating popcorn and watching Lindsay’s training, gave me cheers.

What the hell is cool about this?

No matter who sees it, Lindsay, who is practicing the imperial swordsmanship next to me, is dozens of times cooler.

You just want to mess with me?

So I didn’t respond to her words.

The princess, who looked at me with a satisfied expression, approached me and started talking to me.

“Very good. caiman. You have very good motor skills.”

“thank you!”

I bowed down and greeted her deeply.

Praise makes even a porter dance.

“… Porter, the reaction to me and the princess are different… I need to punish them.”

I think I’m hearing strange noises. Is it because of my mood?

There’s nothing more to be f*cked about anyway.

Yea, try to make it even better

It’s okay if you commit suicide.

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

[NTR points held: about 1120 NTRP]

[Sponsorship message: Yes, try to kill yourself.

just starters.

Anyway, seeing the princess satisfied with my training is,

I also had the effect of shrugging my shoulders.

Do you think it is worthwhile to study hard?

“If you acquire that posture naturally enough to be able to do it in your dreams,

The flow of mana will also become more and more smooth.”

The princess threw out a word like that.

It seems that the more you do it, the faster the action gets.

Do I have to reach a state of trance even when I do these simple movements?

Ah, come to think of it, in this worldview, the talents of women and men are different.

Women are better able to feel the flow of mana, and men have a stronger body.

From my experience, there doesn’t seem to be a huge difference between men, but it seems that women have had a significant balance increase.

If you ask why there are more women of the gender in the warrior party, it can be said that this is the cause.

Besides, the setting that women are good at feeling mana is…

It is also used in a form that cannot be described by all ages.

It’s probably going to be a story that has nothing to do with me, but it’s clear.

No matter what, as I saw with my own eyes yesterday what kind of effect this movement has when it reaches its peak,

If I think I can be like that too…

I couldn’t help but be motivated.

“then… How about sparring today after a long time? Are you Lindsay?

It will be a good experience for Caiman as well.”

Saying that, the princess raised the wooden sword she had prepared. Doesn’t look much different from mine.

She’s just holding a normal wooden sword, but it gives off a completely different vibe from her when she doesn’t hold a sword.

Layers of cold life that seemed to cut through the air began to radiate from her body.

I’m just out of breath

Yesterday, you were really looking after me naked.

He felt sorry for the monsters he had to deal with such a princess.

“All right.”

Lindsay raised the holy sword and took a posture similar to that of the princess,

Even though it was a holy sword versus a wooden sword, the princess didn’t look funny at all.

The two bowed politely to each other and greeted each other.

Soon, they collided at a speed that the eyes could not easily follow.

Is that a real fight?

The most amazing thing was that even with a wooden sword, he could receive the pouring holy sword with sharp momentum.

That wooden sword must have been imbued with the aura of the princess.

Whenever they collided with the wooden sword, silver flashes flashed from the wooden sword, and divine light from the holy sword occasionally flashed.

“Keugh… ”

As the flow of the sword he had been shooting with confidence was so easily blocked, Lindsay groaned in frustration.

“doing well. Lindsay.”

The princess leisurely blocked Lindsay’s onslaught and even praised her.

Looking at the princess, who easily catches the giant boar, Kato Devias, and handles the warrior who snatches it,

I immediately feel that what I did yesterday with a wooden sword is at a level that makes no sense.

Could it be that I’m a bit stupid?

… Please refute something through the NTR status window.

That’s why I’m really stupid.