I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel - I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel chapter 28

28 – Hypnosis App(3)

Sheesh, how did you get caught?

It doesn’t seem like it’s completely gone.

Being suspicious is not a good thing.

Originally, he would have extorted a lot of compensation for assaulting me, but

I just pretended to be a nice villager because I didn’t want to be suspicious.

To be honest, it was quite upsetting to see them seem like a happy couple with no worries.

Wearing high-quality clothes that ordinary people wouldn’t even look at, flirting in broad daylight.

In addition to that, I’m so envious of a good man and a fairy who have a beautiful appearance.

In addition, they even looked down on me for selling chickens.

well that’s right

Certainly, it would be impossible for someone like me to use an ancient magic that would stump even the great mage of the central tower.

It’s literally something that a passing dog would laugh at.

When I bought an old house and accidentally found a secret door behind the closet leading to the basement,

Unless you’ve found a dusty forbidden book made of unknown leather there.

Anyway, it has been several years since I settled down and started a meat restaurant in this needlessly lively and noisy town.

The chickens that were killed for the blood were roasted and sold to destroy evidence and make money.

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Mysterious god whose name I cannot name,

No small amount of sacrifice was required to complete the magic ritual given by him.

Well, it’s not long before it’s finished.

It’s because I’ve spent 5 years just for this.

***

“… ”

I was still thinking about the unpleasant feeling it left on my hands.

That feeling was definitely there, yes. Maybe the porter was tricked?

For me, it was a pure white screen with no food advertisements or anything.

And I felt something bad.

Whatever it was trying to do to me, I don’t think it worked for me, who has pretty special eyes (self-praise).

I’m sorry you dared do weird things to me,

what… I’ve been doing the same thing, so maybe I’m lying down and spitting.

Since you seem to be a believer of the same Ntiar-sama, I’ll take a look this time, but

And if you try to mess with me or our party, then… I’m not going to take a good look at it.

Because it’s taking away my unique pleasure.

“… A saintess?”

When I woke up, the porter was looking at me with a worried expression!

Are you worried that I’m thinking silently? It’s cute, porter-sama♡

“Oh, sorry! Then, where should we go to play again?”

As I said that, I held the porter’s hand tightly.

The porter’s hands are rough but warm.

It’s an addictive touch.

Today, after all, it’s just the two of us outing, so it’s a loss if we don’t enjoy it!

***

“… ”

“… A saintess?”

I spoke to the saintess, who had been at a loss for words since meeting the chicken farmer.

You were so high-tension before, what the hell is going on now?

“Oh, sorry!

Then, where should we go to play again?”

The saintess, who seemed to be contemplating something, straightened her face and pulled my hand again.

“That, so… Now is not the time for this… ”

“Hey, porter. They’re selling delicious-looking cookies over there!”

“Pun!”

Even Pelicana likes it while flapping around.

Didn’t this guy get into a bad snacking habit because of one pickled honey?

After all, I feel like I won’t get a proper harvest today.

… But no matter how much I think about it, in the end, that pot-bellied man is very suspicious…

“Do you like the taste of butter or chocolate, porter?”

“Oh, it tastes like butter.”

The savory, sweet and crispy butter cookies are irresistible.

***

“Porter, take a look over there too!”

“So, we are now requesting an investigation… ”

“Eight!”

Tup-

A large, sweet grape jelly blocked my mouth.

It was something I had just bought at a candy store down the street.

I had no choice but to chew the jelly that was put in my mouth.

It’s really chewy and sweet.

It is also rich in juice.

What process did you come up with like this?

It seems that there are still mountains of things I don’t know about this world.

“what? It looks like they’re putting on something over there, porter!”

Before I could say anything, the saintess led me and ran to the street performance.

“Now, my clever sidekick Lucas is going to show you some obstacle running!”

When a man in a flashy yellow wizard costume spreads a black cloth,

A yellow bird wearing a dainty black vest jumped out of it.

How did you do it? Is it space magic?

““Oooh!””

The crowd, including myself, cheered and clapped.

It’s a pretty pretty bird. Is it a cockatiel?

dodo dodo.

The bird, named Lucas, started running through an extremely complicated obstacle course without thinking.

Unravel the maze in an instant.

Already, coins started pouring into the hat the man had left.

“Can’t you do that?”

“Did you get it?”

The Pelicana that was on my shoulder looked at me stupidly.

– Cock.

“ouch!”

I just asked

I never told you to peck me with your beak!

Guided by the saintess, I wandered around here and there,

Suddenly, the sun was setting slowly.

I had a bag of all sorts of memorabilia in my hand,

Everyone was standing in the plaza where they were supposed to gather, dressed as Watsons.

With a saintess dressed as Holmes.

“Porter assistant, did you enjoy today?”

“… This isn’t the time… ”

I muttered that while keeping my head down.

To be honest, it’s true that I enjoyed it a little bit.

Yeah, it’s a little bit like the date I’ve been imagining.

The big problem is that the other person is a saint with a terribly strange head.

… Since I’m a mother-of-pearl, I can’t help but feel my heart pounding at this situation, right?

It is certain that that reprehensible saintess must have hypnotized me very badly and powerfully.

It shouldn’t be.

“caiman! Holy Lady!”

As I waited in the square, Lindsay and the group approached from afar waving their hands.

“… Hi Lindsay.”

I answered in a crawling voice.

He insisted strongly that he must accept this investigation request, and then he played around all day.

The saintess who dragged me around all day is obviously 150% responsible, but I can’t help feeling guilty.

“Pun!”

“And Pelicana, how are you?”

Saying that, Lindsay stroked Pelicana.

It’s definitely a bit strange that the new name is Pericana.

Lindsay probably doesn’t know what the etymology of that name is.

“Have you both changed into fancy clothes? Fit well!”

“Oh, thank you so much!”

The saintess smiled brightly and received Lindsay’s praise.

The saintess and I are dressed in fancy clothes that look like we’ve been playing all day, and we’re carrying luggage that looks like souvenirs…

The others didn’t seem to care much.

Besides, the princess is also carrying street food with a nostalgic scent.

The princess looked at us and took out delicious bread from a brown paper bag while rustling.

A dainty bread that becomes one with a well-cooked golden fried egg.

So, it’s egg bread.

“Would you like some egg bread? It remains.”

“are you okay. We are full too… ”

I had already been drawn to the saintess and had sampled all kinds of food, so I no longer had an appetite.

“is it? Then there is nothing you can do.”

When I refused, the princess began to eat the egg bread she was holding.

In the end, did you want to eat it yourself?

To me, that’s also a food of memories, but it’s common people’s taste.

“… ”

Somebody said nothing, but my cool childhood friend, the wizard, is spinning something that looks like a fidget spinner in his hand.

It’s not a magic tool after all, so it doesn’t seem to break even if you turn it in her hand.

In fact, the investigation was an excuse, and wouldn’t everyone want to play more in this noisy commercial city?

I quickly started running self-justifications in my head.

“how is it? Have you had any harvest?”

Lindsay asked me.

“… Hmm… I’m not sure, but the chicken restaurant over there… Oh no.”

Even so, I don’t think people are suspicious based on their appearance.

I was determined not to be the perpetrator of lookism.

“huh?”

“Ugh, nothing.”

In the end, I was so evasive.

“… ”

It looks like the saintess just covered her mouth with her hand and laughed. Is it because of her mood?

After all, isn’t that guy a real hypnosis app user or something?

I wonder if I was instantly hit by a hypnosis app without even knowing it… ?

“Porter, would you like some beer candy?”

“Oh, thank you.”

I can’t stand beer candy.

“Um… I think we will have to investigate for at least three more days.”

… If you say that while chewing on the soft-looking egg bread deliciously,

Everyone seems to want to spend a few more days sightseeing here. princess?

I guess I’ll have to stay here for a few more days.

for the sake of investigation.