I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel - I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel chapter 34
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34 – The hero was TS (3)
“It’s quiet.”
A room with no one.
“Did you get it?”
No, I was lying alone in a dark room with just me and one rather stupid bird.
There were some incidents, but in the end, Lindsay was almost dragged along by the other colleagues.
Lindsay looked at the princess with strange eyes as if she was begging for help while holding her arm, but there was nothing I could do.
How are you, Lindsay?
It seems like everyone except me is staying together today.
What is going on over there right now?
Imagining it makes me envious, so I should stop imagining it.
And, maybe it’s because a lot of crazy things happened today, so I’m really tired.
Is it because I was so surprised?
I can’t sleep when I’m too tired, but that’s the situation right now.
When I sleep like this, I always have nightmares…
When I woke up, I was trudging through an unknown residential area.
Stone walls and small houses lined up stand out.
As I continued to walk aimlessly along the road, I suddenly felt as if the same scenery was repeating itself.
And something is fundamentally wrong.
For example, if you look at the house over there, there are doors where there should be windows.
This must be a common dream landscape.
If you look closely, you’ll find that it’s full of oddities.
Yes, so this place is a dream.
In other words, this is a lucid dream.
As long as I know this world is a dream, I can do whatever I want.
“Hello, Caiman.”
In other words, Lindsay (female) who appeared next to me…
It is what I wanted to appear.
Lindsay greets me with a smile.
She is wearing a plain white dress.
With Lindsay’s current appearance, wearing clothes like this would really suit her, but on the other hand…
A dress like that doesn’t suit Lindsay at all.
Because Lindsay went on adventures with me, and until yesterday she was a man.
That’s why there’s no way she’s wearing a dress while smiling so naturally.
I mean, is that right?
Are you the character I summoned?
Or did I subconsciously want Lindsay in a dress?
No, are you Lindsay?
The corners of Lindsay’s mouth have been unnaturally fixed ever since I found her.
A smile like a mask
“… hehehehe, you are unnecessarily quick-witted. you.”
Lindsay, no, the one with the face of Lindsay began to tilt its head.
Just like a mechanical smile.
And this is not something Lindsay would ever say.
She smells of a thick nightmare.
The speed of thought is not very fast here,
Normal thinking is impossible.
Even if you think you have to run away from what is right in front of you, you cannot easily run away.
“… What are you, you?”
I suppressed the sudden rising fear and asked a question.
“… Well, I’ll show you.”
Saying that, she spread her arms and spun around.
The hem of the white dress spreads out like a circle.
Short blue hair quickly grew into long red hair.
In addition, there are subtle differences
Now she has become quite similar to what I remember.
In other words, she is an existence that only I can remember in my dreams.
For various reasons, it is an existence that should never exist in this world.
“… Entiar?”
I muttered like chewing and spitting.
“okay. that’s right.”
An existence that I do not want to see even in my dreams, Entiar smiled brightly.
***
“Hey, aren’t you curious about my identity?’
She leans down and asks me questions, but she never questions.
“A psychopath NTR villain?”
When I answered so casually, Enthiar shook his head while clicking his tongue as if it was not.
what the hell isn’t it
“… No, Yujin Kim.
curious? Are you curious?”
I don’t even care if you ask me that.
“If you’re that curious, I’ll let you know.
In fact, my identity is…
Dugu dugu dugu.
It’s the constellation of that famous [Harem]!”
“Wow~ Don’t talk bullsh*t.”
In the world of web novels, NTR and Harem are treated differently.
If harem is the mainstream of web novels, NTR is just a novel that a minority with a particular taste wants.
But she didn’t care what I said and came to me wiggling her fingers.
“Now, imagine. Eugene. You are an adventurer in a fantasy world.”
“… Well, that is still the case.”
How the hell did I become a porter of a fantasy world?
Even if all of this is just a dream, I don’t think it’s strange at all.
”Anyway, you were dating your pretty and kind childhood friend while adventuring and getting along well.
One day, a handsome second prince suddenly appears and actively courts your lover.
In the end, you’ll have a deep relationship with your lover through your body, and act like you’re her real boyfriend.
So, is this NTR or not?”
“… Of course it’s NTR. Are you crazy?”
I can be confident that no one will like a novel with that kind of content.
No matter how much I was a kindling writer, I was a writer who earned a living.
By the way, it feels bad that this b*tch has been laughing since earlier.
“okay? So, just reverse the s*xes in the story.
What then?”
Try reversing the s*xes?
Are you trying to touch the gender reversal now?
First of all, I started imagining at the speed of thought that seemed to have slowed down and dumbed down because I was in a dream.
“hmm… The second princess suddenly appears and woos my childhood friend (boy, adventurer)?
It’s just a common harem plot, right?
However, from the point of view of the protagonist’s childhood friend, the heroine… ”
It’s even almost identical to the novel I was writing before I was possessed.
Enthiar laughed softly.
“Yes, that’s right! NTR and Harem are two sides of the same coin.
It’s a harem from the main character’s point of view, but it’s NTR from the heroine’s point of view.
In other words, I am the Constellation of Harem, and at the same time I am also the Constellation of NTR!”
“whatever”
I answered with my head that didn’t work at all, but it was something I really didn’t want to know.
Either that or not, Ntiar continued with a smile.
“No one in this world knows that I am the Constellation of NTR and the Constellation of Harem.
The two are treated as different gods.
If you wake up from your dream, you’ll forget it right away.”
“… I guess it doesn’t matter much whether you know it or not. Is that important?”
“It doesn’t matter. Ntiar is actually like a minor side job to me.
But lately, TS has been keeping me in check, so it’s becoming annoying.
So what I want is…
Through you, proving the existence of Harem Sunae…
ouch! What is it?”
“Pun?”
Why the hell is Pelicana here?
Ntiar, who had been stabbed in the cheek with his beak by Pelicana, who approached silently like an assassin, looked at Pelicana with a frown.
“Attack that b*tch, Pelicana!”
I’m feeling right now that a Pokemon trainer must have felt like this.
In other words, very refreshing!
“Pun! Min!”
Cock, cock, cock!
“ouch! ouch… stop… ”
Entiar, who was attacked by Pelicana’s bare skin continuously exposed, was completely in tears,
Eventually, he started to whimper and cry.
“Why are you attacking me… I’m just… ”
“Are you asking because you don’t know?”
“If you keep bothering me… I will turn your dreams into nightmares!”
Are you the one who bullied me first?
At that moment, the floor collapsed, and everything including me and Pelicana began to fall infinitely into a dark hole like a black hole.
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My dream was NTRed again.
Please stop!!!
Pelicana fluttered and flew into the sky, but
On the contrary, I fell into a deep, deep darkness.
“Huh!”
“Did you get it?”
I woke up from my seat, and heard the familiar cry of a bird nearby.
I lit the magic lantern by my bedside.
A dim blue light illuminates the room.
“What is it, Pelicana? Were you awake?”
A bird with an insignificant presence was sitting on my futon.
“Pun! Min!”
Pelicana who likes looking at me and shaking her neck.
I still don’t know why he follows me.
It doesn’t seem to need any food.
I still don’t know what to eat.
Are you living on hope?
I know you like pickled peaches.
Anyway, the reason Pelicana appeared in the dream was because this guy was crying.
I don’t really remember, but I feel like I got some help from Pelicana.
I think I saw some kind of annoying red-haired girl. It seems like I’ve been scolded.
I lightly stroked Pelicana’s head.
“Pal ♪”
I don’t even know why they naturally accept my touch.
Anyway, I feel refreshed after having a nightmare.
I woke up completely from sleep.
I think it’s still dawn outside… It seems wrong to go back to sleep like this.
“… Shall we practice footwork? Pelicana?”
I don’t know why, but this guy liked to dance with me.
Anyway, since I’m also the porter of the hero’s party, it’s important to train hard.
“Palmin, minus ♪”
… But now that I think about it, wouldn’t we start training again this morning anyway?
I quickly lost my motivation and lay down again.
“Did you get it?”
Pelicana tilted her neck as if she didn’t understand why she acted like she was leaving and then lay down again.
“… I can’t sleep.”
I tossed and turned to find a good sleeping position, but I couldn’t sleep at all.
– Knock, knock, knock.
At that moment, there was a knock on the door.
What the hell is this late at night… ?
Since time is time, the thought that it might be a ghost flashed through my head for a moment.
Hopefully not.
and i’m shy
“… who are you?”
I cautiously spoke to the person behind the door.
“it’s me. caiman. He, in the room… May I come in?”
… What came from behind the door was Lindsay’s thin voice.
Lindsay’s voice was completely different from two days ago.
But at dawn like this, what the hell is going on with me?