I Lost My Memory and Had Too Many S-Class Girlfriends - I Lost My Memory and Had Too Many S-Class Girlfriends chapter 103

103 – Drinking After Being Married (3)

‘Go, Goja?’

Hiccup.

I can’t help but be startled by Jihyun’s sudden attack.

Because it’s an insult that a physically healthy man would never tolerate.

There is probably no man in the world who can stand still after hearing that.

But it’s only for a moment that I’m flustered.

I ask in a calm voice.

“What are you talking about all of a sudden?”

“You pretend not to hear again.”

Jihyun shook her head as if she was pathetic. She looks at me strangely, saying that she has lost steam, and then calls me with a sharp voice.

“Hey.”

I’m not sure if it’s because of the alcohol or because she’s a little shy, but Jihyun’s cheeks are painted red.

Jihyun looks up at my face blankly.

And then he just spits out a single word.

“Are you pretending not to notice or are you really deliberately avoiding it?”

I swallowed a short saliva and then gently waved my hand.

“No, not that…… Oh yeah. I want to treat you with respect.”

“Precious? You are funny.”

She put on a genuinely bemused expression before smirking her cheekily.

“Is the guy you want to treat with respect flirting with other girls?”

“… ….”

“And you already did all the biting and sucking with the other kids, you bastard. What are you Is it okay to have selective premarital chastity?”

“…… What?”

Bite and suck…… ?

I think I heard a rather shocking story.

I blinked my eyes reflexively with a confused expression on my face. No, what the hell is he talking about?

“No, Jihyun. How do you look at me and say that?”

“Do you see me as a cheater?”

…… It’s not entirely wrong, but it’s kind of like that.

“You know what? Yerin rubbed her belly gently while showing her child support book. It’s like a show. I’m really dumbfounded.”

“You know Yerin’s personality. You must be kidding.”

Considering Yerin’s personality, she can be fully understood.

Oh, come to think of it, when she met Yerin at the cafe, she seems to have something like a maternity notebook?

“If it wasn’t Yerin, did she do everything she could with Seoyoon? Oh, sure. You like a guy like Seoyoon. Wise mother? Something like that Well, what kind of man would hate a girl from a rich family who treats him so devotedly?”

“Since Seoyoon is busy, I haven’t been able to meet her lately.”

Ji-hyeon shot her bluntly with her half-drunk eyes, and I held her back as her Ji-hyeon secretly let out a sigh.

“Jihyun-ah. Why don’t you stop talking weird and just let her go to sleep?”

“What?”

When I gently pressed Jihyun’s shoulder, she seemed to be in a bad mood! And threw up my hand.

“Han Seo-jun. Tell me straight Did you do everything with them? Yes?”

“Ha.”

“Since you’re the kind of guy who gasps at the sight of pretty girls, there’s no way you haven’t stopped dating for months already. You bad guy.”

“No, what.”

I scratched the back of my neck and let out a deep breath with a troubled expression.

“…… Ha. Jihyun-ah, Lee Ji-hyun.”

“Why?”

“Since I didn’t do anything strange with them, can you really stop?”

“Do you lie with saliva in your mouth? To be honest, are you afraid I will take out my anger?”

“No really…… Ah.”

I just scratched my temples with a puzzled expression. I could feel the back of my neck warming up a bit. It’s a bit embarrassing to say it directly with my own mouth. However, there is nothing I can do to calm down Jihyun.

Since Jihyun is drunk anyway, would it be okay if I tell her?

“I really didn’t. Me…… Uh…… That experience with them…… Doesn’t exist.”

What she’s talking about herself.

I feel a little strange.

To be honest, it’s embarrassing.

“Huh? What?”

Jihyun opened her eyes wide and let out a sneer with a mischievous smile.

“Ada?”

“No, what! No it’s not? It’s just, they and him, I don’t have that kind of experience.”

Oh sh*t.

I swear in my heart.

What is Jihyun talking about all of a sudden?

“Really? Sounds like a lie?”

She glanced at me with a curious glance, but Ji-hyeon suddenly shook her head, as if she had been convinced.

Ah, damn it. I just dried up.

I don’t feel good about this.

“Aha, hahahaha. What is it, Seo-joon, are you a child at that age? What did you do in college?”

“Hey. Because it is not.”

“Ah, looking at our Seojun now, he’s kind of cute. Were you just scared? With what kind of confidence did you cross your legs?”

“Whoa…… Done. Stop thinking and go to sleep. I really can’t accept drunkenness.”

At her mockery, not Jihyun’s, I tried to put on a shy expression, but she didn’t stop.

He seemed to be in a good mood.

Oh sh*t. Now that I think about it, Jihyun had a rather playful personality.

She remembered how they joked around and joked with each other during their school days.

Those eyes reminded me of Ji-hyeon right before she started playing.

I feel like I got it wrong.

…… Now that I’m an adult, I don’t do mischievous pranks like I did when I was in school, but today, maybe because of the alcohol, the old pranks seemed to creep out.

“Huh? I can’t hear you because it’s Ada’s words?”

Oh, really.

“Tell me honestly. Did you actually do anything weird by buying my photobook?

“Strange, what did you do?”

“Oops. Do I have to tell you myself? You know what all men do, Seo Jun-ah.”

“Hey? Hey?”

The water level is getting higher and higher.

Looks like he’s drunk more than I thought.

You don’t even know what you’re talking about, do you? Why are you suddenly having s*x?

Suddenly, Jihyun’s drunkenness is becoming difficult to accept.

From now on, I will be careful when I drink with Jihyun.

I was a little worried that this might happen outside.

“Jihyun-ah. You really grow up Let’s talk after we wake up, okay?”

“What did you say? Aren’t you being arrogant on the subject of Ada?”

“Hey, really. Stop it Why do you keep talking about adahada? A girl.”

“Why. Are you ashamed? Well, it’s embarrassing that I did it at that age. Don’t be too shy though. Because my sister can understand everything.”

She is doing her rounds just as well as it seemed. Oh really.

“Lee Ji-hyun, do some work.”

“My sister knows why you are Ada. Since I grew up looking at my appearance from a long time ago, only my eyes are raised unnecessarily, so most girls don’t notice me. Is not it?”

I honestly have to half admit this.

Since she was a child, she had seen Ji-hyeon boasting a beauty that would slap a celebrity three or four times, so she raised her eyes unnecessarily.

But her pride hurts to admit it easily.

“It’s getting old and growing up. To be honest, it’s a little pitiful. Will my sister deal with me? Huh? Say it.”

“… ….”

“Huh? Noona did this~ like this~ like this~…… To be honest, I can tell you a little bit. How is it?”

“… ….”

Lee Ji-hyun giggled.

She’s talking nonsense about being cute and being called a cherry.

He felt unknown feelings about her increasingly violent s*xual harassment.

What is this feeling gushing out from the bottom of my heart? Not to mention. It’s annoying.

‘Ah. I’m a little pissed off……..’

I know that Jihyun is drunk. She

She’s fully aware of the half flirting mockery.

But just because she is, that doesn’t mean she isn’t pissed off. I’ve been silent because I’ve done a lot of wrong things, but can’t I keep being ridiculed by drunken opponents?

‘…… Drunk, drunk.’

I took a deep breath in and exhaled.

Okay, that’s because you’re drunk, right?

Can I fight back?

…… In fact, I was getting drunk too.

“If you are caught by an older sister, you can easily…….”

“Yes. Try it.”

“What?”

“Please do it once. Why do you say you’ll do it once if I’m being honest?”

As I replied naturally, Jihyun’s eyebrows went up.

If she was like me, she would have waved her hand, saying, ‘Hey, don’t talk nonsense, Lee Ji-hyun.’

That’s because I was also drunk like Jihyun. Of course, she wasn’t as drunk as Jihyun, but she’s a bit unreasonable in making normal judgments.

“…… Under.”

Ji-hyeon looks at me for a moment and smiles.

It’s like ‘Look at this?’

Ada’s eyes are cheeky on the subject.

“Yes, yes. Will our Seo-joon noona deal with me once?”

“Really? Wait a minute. I’ll take off my pants.”

“Huh? Hey?”

“Why? Could it be that it was a joke or something? I am serious now.”

I glanced at Jihyun and pretended to unfasten her pants belt.

As she slowly unfastened her belt, Jihyun’s eyes trembled slightly as if slightly embarrassed. It was unexpected that I would do it this far.

If it were me, I wouldn’t have done this.

But is it because Jihyun kept teasing her?

I was able to play these kinds of pranks without hesitation.

Ah, of course, drunkenness is the biggest reason.

…… Alcohol is also a problem.

“Huh? What? Could it be that Jihyun is you?”

When I asked with a smirk, Jihyun’s eyelashes trembled. She could definitely feel that she was holding back.

“Lee Ji-hyun in the world is nothing special.”

I laughed.

Jihyun’s face went pale.

Due to Jihyun’s personality, who has high self-esteem, he won’t be treated lightly.

“No, it’s okay, it’s okay. What do you do What would I expect from a virgin beach?”

“What else is it like to be a virgin?”

“You know what? Her body is a virgin, but her heart is kind of like that?”

“Who dares this Adhanom…… !”

“You keep yelling at me, but you’re also a kid.”

Jihyun’s eyes flashed bloodily at the natural smirk.

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“Sorry, but my sister is popular. She is the number 1 female hunter that Korean men like. It’s on a different level from an E-rank Ada like you.”

“Really? Great. Because our S-rank hunter said it would be done once. I’m scared, scared that members of your fan club will bite dog bubbles if they find out.”

“Ha. What are you saying really A cow like you, a cow…….”

A cow?

What are you trying to say?

Jihyun bit her lips slightly hesitantly.

Her face was flushed red and her eyes were shaking.

But she must have made up her mind, she suddenly shouted out loud.

“…… So, Sochu is really talkative!”

“…… Uh, what?”

“Why, why. Right?”

“… ….”

Jihyun has her face red all the way to her forehead.

She said to herself, she winced and averted her eyes as if she was quite shy.

But she soon shook her head from side to side and then she stared at me with her arms crossed with a confident look.

‘No, what the f*ck, for real?’

She thought Jihyeon, who had a strong sense of self-esteem, would not back down easily, but she didn’t know that she would say that.

At this point, I might have to take a step back, but I couldn’t back down because I had been mocking men’s pride ever since.

Moreover what? Is it prosecution?

f*ck. Do not be ridiculous.

Aren’t you afraid to stay still after hearing that?

“Hey, how do you know my size?”

“Bo, at least it’s obvious. Joy.”

“What are you talking about? I’m 18 cm

“Huh?’

Alcohol is the enemy, the enemy.

What kind of strange things are you talking about again? Han Seo-joon.

He’s drunk like Ji-hyun and spits out strange words at will.

But even so, I can’t stop.

You have to protect a man’s pride.

Isn’t it?

“Have you heard of an 18cm home wrecker?”

“…… 1, 18Cm? …… A home wrecker?”

The corners of Jihyun’s mouth stiffened like a stone.

She stretched out her hand as if to measure the length of 18cm, and gently placed it on her lower belly. She suddenly realized how big it was, and put on a puzzled expression, saying ‘Huh?!’.

I swallow her dry saliva and lightly bite her lower lip.

She shakes her head as if she is trying to come to her senses.

She poofs right at me! And turns her head.

“Ooh, that’s funny. Does 18cm make sense? How to size it…… You don’t have to lie that I made fun of you. Why are you telling lies that will be discovered someday…… Stupid…….”

Seeing Jihyun hesitating as she hangs her tail, I put a wedge in.

“If you don’t believe me, would you like to check it out?”

“Uh, what? Seojun Han?”

“Why are you so surprised? Also…… Are you okay?”

“What? I? Under. No it’s not?”

Jihyun glanced down.

I glanced sideways at my lower back.

She looked quite nervous, judging by the quivering eyelashes.

“…… Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay.”

I broke colic.

Should we get to this soon?

Because if it goes any further, both Jihyun and I would be in trouble.

Seeing that Ji-hyeon was flustered, her goal was achieved. It wouldn’t be a good idea to mess with Jihyun any more.

It would be good for each other to step back at this point.

“Everything looks obvious.”

“… ….”

“I’ll look after you today, Jihyun.”

“… ….”

Suddenly, Jihyun was quietly silent.

She hesitated, lowering her head slightly.

Why is Jihyun doing this all of a sudden? Anxiously.

“Jihyun?”

“… ….”

“Lee Ji-hyun?”

“…… Hey.”

She raises her head.

“Yeah, ha, I was scared? Do not be ridiculous. Hey, Seojun Han!”

“Wait, hey Jihyun?”

“Hey! Whoa, stop whatever you want! Just tell me! You’re really dead, just try not to be 18cm!”

“No, what nonsense is that…… Hey! Are you crazy! Don’t pull your pants!”

“Why! Show me that spunky eight inches! Why are you scared now?!

“What are you saying! Are you crazy?!”

Jihyun suddenly exploded.

She couldn’t hide her embarrassment at the unexpected action.

I knew she was strong-tempered and hates losing, but I never thought it would be this much.

She grabbed my pants and dragged me with a drunken, flushed face.

She shrugged my pants with her eyes telling me to see her no matter what.

Whoa! Why are you so strong? After all, is an S-ranked person an S-ranked person? It is quite powerful despite not using the ability.

I tried to push Jihyun away, holding her pants with one hand, but to no avail. Jihyun was unable to control her emotions because of her drunkenness.

“Now, now, now, wait! Hey! Fell behind me…… Aww!”

“Oh, what?!”

As soon as she was arguing with her body on her bed, she lost her balance due to Ji-hyeon’s physical charge.

She was afraid that she would knock her back on the floor in her defenseless state, and reflexively removed her hand from her hip and tried to catch her fall.

…… Oh wait.

Isn’t Lee Ji-hyun dragging me to take off my pants?

When my hand, which had been holding me tight, disappeared, the hand of Lee Ji-hyun, who had been using all her strength to take off my pants, made my pants…… !

f*cked.

I just loosened my belt halfway for no reason!

“Evil!”

“Ugh.”

Quadang!

We lay on the floor together.

I couldn’t keep my center of gravity, so I hit the back of my head on the floor, and Ji-hyeon fell over as if he was on top of me.

…… And kick. The pants were half off.