I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive - Chapter 1060



8. Menopausal Old Woman (End of Volume)

My heart already held a faint answer.

This didn’t require the kind of morning “hypothesis” and “layout” that even I would get tangled up in. A simple method would verify the truth about the two Louises before me. And the verification method certainly wasn’t “sorry, Louise,” because I didn’t intend to use any “script,” nor would I secretly cheat and peek at Louise’s thoughts.

I only needed to…

After confirming that the two Louises beside me were both asleep, and because they both trusted me implicitly without any signs of waking up, on this night, I quietly slipped out of the embrace of these two Queen’s Majesties, and then…left her bedchamber, and went to a certain place.

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Acting cautiously, tiptoeing, the moment I left the bedchamber, a figure appeared outside the door.

“What’s wrong, Your Highness? So late at night, you’re leaving the embrace of your two wives. Are you planning to pick some little maid as a wildflower?”

The short figure leaned against the door, speaking to me the moment I appeared. “You can’t~ Euclid. If you dare have another woman now, it’s not a matter of ‘agree or disagree’. Our inspection team won’t, and has no right to blame you for anything, but…we’ll kill one if we see one~”

It was Professor Moriarty. It wasn’t unusual for her, as the captain of the inspection team, to be guarding outside, but the problem was…

“Professor, do you have some misunderstanding about me?”

“Who knows? Otherwise, what are you doing up so late at night?” The professor leaning against the wall glanced at me. “You can completely resolve any physiological needs in the bedchamber, even an excuse like ‘admiring the moon’ is unavailable to you. So what are you doing out here…”

“Looking for someone.”

I looked at Professor Moriarty. “Looking for an old woman who’s gone through menopause and is trying to destroy the harmonious marital relationship between Louise and me.”

After all, I don’t want to hold a Louise of unknown authenticity every night.

After a pause, I asked, “Professor Moriarty, would you mind giving me ‘cover’? I’ll be quick.”

After that, I quickly left the outside of Louise’s bedchamber and headed towards…a certain place within the royal castle.

The preparations and plans I’d made these days to “distinguish Louise A and B” seemed perfect to me. The morning’s hypothesis, even knowing that one of the imposters would be able to discern hearts, still comprehensively covered all possibilities for distinguishing the Louises without a single blind spot.

However, even so, Louise still told me: she forgot! As if telling me: I just don’t want to help you recognize me. I knew from the beginning that this “test” of mine was based on “I believe the real Louise wouldn’t lie to me.” If even the real and fake Louises lied to me, then this test would be a “deadlock” with no answer.

I didn’t want to believe that possibility, or rather: I didn’t want to believe that the real Louise would lie to me about this. She surely also hoped that I could find the real one as soon as possible and return to our carefree little days.

So…let’s assume the real Louise wasn’t lying!

In that case, the liar must be the “imposter” Louise, the Moon Fairy. But at that time, both Louises, regardless of whether they were real or fake, said they didn’t know. So, based on my trust that Louise wasn’t lying to me…why didn’t the Moon Fairy use her ability to “discern hearts”!?

At that time, I saw clearly that neither Louise looked at me, or at each other. It’s fine for the real Louise, but why didn’t the Moon Fairy probe our thoughts!? Then, she reversed the “plan” I’d set, directly tricking me into failure?

Softened her heart? No, that menopausal old woman couldn’t possibly have a soft heart. It’s more likely that even Louise wouldn’t soften her heart, otherwise it wouldn’t count as a test. That leaves another possibility: at that time , neither Louise could “see through other people’s hearts,” so to be safe, she naturally had to answer “I don’t know” in front of me, creating the illusion that Louise had deceived me, making me revert to my original form , and worry again.

Originally, her plan was very successful, but…sorry, even though my wife is a ruthless, cunning character, a “villain” who always wears a smiling mask called “idol,” I still believe: she wouldn’t deceive me!

Therefore…I came to a conclusion: both are Louise! Both are real!

As for that Moon Fairy, she’s probably sitting somewhere, laughing at my misfortune. Truly a menopausal old woman, how could I have such a mother-in-law.

And the place where she was hiding, I also sensed it somewhat, based on the rumors among the maids in the Great Ying Empire’s palace. No, perhaps…it’s not exactly maid rumors: because well-trained palace maids wouldn’t chatter about gossip . It’s possible these were “hints” from my dear Queen.

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After arriving at the innermost residence in the royal city, where “guests” stay, I kicked the door open, and then…

I looked at the “Louise” in my line of sight, whose astonishment couldn’t be concealed on her face, even though she had already “seen through my heart.”

“Moon Fairy, what should I call you? Louise A? B? Or C?”

“You…”

“Annoying, what’s the point of asking? You can see all my thoughts, can’t you? So, I’ve also reached the answer: both Louises are real. The purpose of this test wasn’t to let me figure out who’s real and who’s fake, but…to test whether I believe in my own wife. Right?”

Just like…what I said at the beginning: If I don’t even believe in the real Louise, then this “test” has no correct answer—because they are both real.

“Luckily, I believe in my wife very much, and my wife believes in me too. So…Mother-in-law, you should stop interfering in Louise and my affairs. I don’t have any thoughts or opinions about whether I enter the ‘Great Ying Empire’s interior’ or whether ‘my wife is a fairy.’ I married Louise, that’s enough.”

After a pause, I said, “So now can you take back that fake who can walk and move and is exactly like Louise? Tonight I just want to sleep with my real wife.”

“Give us back our healthy and normal couple’s evening life! You menopausal old woman!”

Don’t think I’m afraid of you! Do you know how long it’s been since I touched Louise!?

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The extra chapter updates here. The main text will continue to update, and new characters will appear.

I currently plan to return to the state of three updates per day. Let’s see how much I can write, after all, I have no stock.

Next month’s monthly ticket event will continue, so everyone with monthly tickets can throw them in.

The main text will be reopened soon.

This means that the main text will continue to be written.

So everyone doesn’t need to worry. The main text will continue from the last volume.

XIV. The Choice Between Chaos and Order?

The monthly ticket lottery event has changed; in the future, it will be held in the new book.

RT, the subsequent monthly ticket lottery events will basically be transferred to the new book, while the old book will be in a state of chance.

Everyone with tickets can go participate in the new book. Thank you, Eggplant.