I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive - Chapter 1068



8. The toilet was actually beside me!

In the Northern Ireland region belonging to the Great Yīng Empire, this was a territory seized by an expeditionary force during the ongoing confrontations with the Rosian Empire, in order to gain an advantage in case of an “emergency.” After all… this place is right on the edge of the Rosian Empire.

It is rumored that after losing territory, the Rosian Empire’s Emperor Ivan Letty was so furious that he went three days without eating. However, he had no way to deal with the Great Yīng Empire’s territory in Northern Ireland, because the one who established the town there was Arthur, the leader of the Conquering Knights, one of the eight-tier powerhouses of the Great Yīng Empire—a person so strong that it was beyond comprehension, wielding a fairy weapon.

Being the lord of this frozen land and responding firmly to the threats from the Rosian Empire proved that Commander Arthur was definitely someone the Great Yīng Empire could fully trust. It was precisely because of this that the sudden “independence movement” in Northern Ireland caught everyone in the Great Yīng Empire off guard.

Only I, who was about to arrive in this land, knew the answer: chaos had first affected this place, and everything “strange” happening now was probably related to that chaos. But what the specifics were, I couldn’t confront with Ke Fei’er in an aggressive manner. How could we still go there as residents of the Great Yīng Empire? So, I had Professor Moriarty and the others help me obtain a “certificate” from the Rosian Empire.

To put it simply: I relied on a fake document and transformed back into the wild young man Yanov from the Rosian Empire. Although it was called a fake certificate, it wasn’t entirely so; Letty from Rosia had also lent a hand in this matter, forging my records a bit. You see, my current situation is much better than when I was running for my life everywhere before; everyone is helping each other, and it’s very harmonious.

“Yeah, truly harmonious!?”

In the blink of an eye, Ke Fei’er had already moved beside me, her face cold as she began to speak to me in a sarcastic tone.

No way, dear, how many days has it been since we set off, and you’re still thinking about that queen business?

I…

I… chickened out, what else could I do?

“That was an accident, an accident; it was all the moon’s fault. That night, the moonlight was too beautiful and gentle…” While saying this, I stretched out my already frozen hand towards the distance, gesturing, “Dear, look outside, that’s Northern Ireland City over there; we’ve arrived~ Isn’t the snow scenery beautiful? The silver-white snowflakes, just like your long hair, Ke Fei’er, falling on me, melting in my heart.”

“Yao”

Under the cold reflection of the snow, Ke Fei’er’s face turned slightly red. After dropping a word, she turned to play with the fairy maid Filo who had come along.

“You really have no rights, Master~”

The Order Fairy flew out, but I waved my hand to send her away as well.

No rights, so be it. Compared to “danger,” I would rather have a little less rights. After all, wherever I looked, not only was the Order Fairy floating beside me, but what I saw didn’t resemble a city where snowflakes fell at all.

【The Northern Ireland region is affected by chaos.】

In our eyes, in the content of the script, what we saw seemed to be a scorched earth already engulfed by the flames of chaotic karma.

【Ou Ji Lide died under the influence of chaos.】

Together with the death script, it served as a reminder of the existence of “chaos.” There was no doubt that the danger originated from the territory of Northern Ireland. However, finding the exact source of this “chaos” was by no means an easy task. After all, on the surface, there was nothing unusual here—no zombies suddenly running out to bite people; after we showed our credentials and entered the city, we didn’t encounter any misfortune; although the internal city of Northern Ireland wasn’t nearly as prosperous as the capital of the Great Ying Empire, it… still maintained normal operations.

Helpless, I could only find a place to stay with Kefier first, and then figure things out.

At this moment, inside the room.

For safety reasons, I only rented one room. The double bed, under normal circumstances, should have been our cozy little nest for the night, mine and Kefier’s. However, with the addition of the fairy maid Firo, the one who would definitely be sleeping on the floor tonight would be me.

It’s fine, I’m great at sleeping on the floor!

After acting as the pack mule and unpacking our luggage, Kefier mentioned that she would go “inspect the surroundings,” while I, after chasing away the order fairy, walked into the dilapidated bathroom, intending to take a proper shower to wash off the sweat of the day, last Kefier, in a bad mood tonight, kick me—the “smelly man.”

Naturally, the rundown bathroom was no match for the “royal bathhouses” of the Great Ying Empire, where you couldn’t see a thing through the fog. So, I planned to just rinse off quickly. But the next moment—was it a “coincidence,” or perhaps intentional? Just as I was closing my eyes and lathering up, a strange female voice rang in my ear.

“Your Majesty, do you require service?”

Both my little brother and I jumped in shock, and it took a moment to realize: the owner of this voice was none other than Firo, the fairy who had been following us all along and was almost treated like a sister by Kefier due to her “big sister” tendencies.

Her duty, assigned by Nilu, was to serve me. However, I didn’t need any special services, and Kefier wouldn’t let me do anything to Firo either. That said, could I ask her for a favor in this situation?

“Ah, just in time, can you help me…”

Hand me the towel outside.

Just as I was about to say this, the sound of the door opening reached my ears. Even with my eyes closed, I could feel the presence of someone else in the cramped bathroom.

I cautiously narrowed my eyes into a slit, then…

I indeed saw a completely naked fairy midget standing in front of me. Fortunately, I had my eyes squinted, and with the surrounding steam, I was spared from seeing things I absolutely shouldn’t have.

I quickly turned sideways, making sure to hide what should be hidden, and said, “Firo, I only asked you to pass me the towel.”

However, the response from the black-haired midget in front of me was completely serious.

“I am your towel.”

Nilu!! How did you educate your fairy subordinates!? Is this a dirty joke coming from the mouth of such a cute and innocent little midget!?

In the next moment, the situation became even more uncontrollable.

“Lady Nilu ordered me to observe your condition and serve you when necessary, which of course includes the content for tonight. I think now that Lady Kefir is not here, it’s a very good opportunity.”

After a pause, this fairy, who could be said to be not so much “calm” as… completely clueless about these things, spoke astonishingly.

“So, please feel free to enjoy me now; I will definitely satisfy you.”

I was dumbfounded.

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Those who won, remember to join the group, check the list, I can’t find it by myself? Hmph, ahhh!

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