I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive - Chapter 1069



9. Cheating Will Get You Killed! (Vote at the Beginning of the Month)

At this moment, I couldn’t even care about the bubbles being eye-watering; I stared in shock at the midget fairy in front of me.

To say she had no idea what she was doing would definitely be a lie; the script at this moment clearly laid out Firo’s intentions right in front of my face. But to say this fairy was completely clueless and just an “old fairy” with such a “figure” didn’t seem right either. After all, her tender body, combined with her timid and cautious demeanor towards me, made her treat me like a “king.” That couldn’t be a lie; her innocence made me wonder if I should put handcuffs on myself.

What on earth was Nilu thinking? Why would she send this… this fairy maid to “serve” me!? This was far from the “service” I understood, and the fairy maid was too different! If it were a big-breasted fairy sister saying these things, I might have some inappropriate thoughts, but with a midget fairy like Firo, I could only immediately cover my “vital parts.”

Then I thought, no… I reached out and covered Firo’s eyes. For all of this, Firo seemed like a newcomer who had just learned the “theoretical knowledge” from a book and was preparing for her first practice, accepting everything in a daze. Seeing the midget in front of me act this way only confirmed that she was a blank slate who “understood nothing.”

“Aren’t you going to use me?”

Use you for what!? Don’t even mention how Kefir will hammer me later; right now, just my own conscience feels quite condemned.

I really couldn’t understand how Nilu educated Firo to come and be my maid to serve me. When I go back, I will definitely deduct Nilu’s “salary.” But before that, I decided to explain to Firo her role: at this point , I’ve come to terms with it; having Firo help me with chores alongside Kefir is definitely unrealistic, and I felt a bit sorry for her. She could just exist as a “little sister in a maid outfit” mascot, and as for her role? Buffs, of course; others have to have a bard following them in battle.

“Filo, you don’t need to act as a towel, and… you don’t have to listen to anything that Nilu says to you, got it?”

“But Lady Nilu told me to…”

“Is she the king? Or am I the king?”

I thought my explanation was clear enough, and taking advantage of the moment while this midget was deep in thought, I added the final sentence.

“In any case, you don’t need to serve me like this anymore, otherwise…”

Otherwise, if Kefir comes back and finds something, I’ll have to explain myself thoroughly…

Before I could finish my sentence, the “main character” had arrived, the sound of the door opening indicated that Kefir, who had just gone out to check the surroundings, was back. If I were to run out in this state, spinning around like a bird, Kefir would definitely think I was a pervert, so I hurriedly pushed Filo aside, forcing a bitter smile as I prepared for the explanation I would have to give after being ridiculed by my wife.

“I’m back…”

Kefir’s voice rang out, and as her gaze swept across the room, she immediately noticed the situation on my side: a “stinky man” hiding by the door frame, looking guilty, and a… poor little fairy midget who looked like she had been stripped of her clothes, shivering in fear…

I knew that a “talking-to” while I knelt on a washboard was inevitable, and my knees were already bracing for the challenge. After all, in the end, once Kefir heard my explanation, she would still let me off the washboard.

…At first, that’s what I thought.

However, in the next moment, something completely unexpected happened, so sudden, swift, and terrifying.

[Kefir killed O’Keefe.]

Huh? What is… this?

The actual situation had already left me no time to ponder this plot point!

In the next instant, the ice fairy Alsace in Kefir’s hand transformed into a sword, and without hesitation, Kefir approached me, wielding a clear and unambiguous script for my death!?

“Uh, master, master? It can’t be, right?”

Kefir’s reaction even made Alsace, who had always enjoyed mocking me, felt awkward and wanted to intervene, but Kefir showed no response to her fairy’s advice!

Kefir’s figure was upon me in the blink of an eye! She wasn’t joking around, applying “pressure” on me in this way; she genuinely wanted to “stab me to death”!? There was indeed reason for Kefir to “kill me” in this situation, but… when did Kefir develop this “yandere attribute”!?

Time wouldn’t allow me to think too much, not to mention that deep in Northern Ireland, at this moment, I truly couldn’t use the script to change anything!

I saw the script and hurriedly dodged Kephier’s sword, but I couldn’t withstand the dampness of the ground and fell flat on my backside! Kephier in front of me seemed ready to strike again, but at this crucial moment, even though I was looking at the script, I had nowhere to retreat, and my voice brought her back to her senses.

“Kephier!?”

“!”

At this moment, Kephier looked like a student who had just been awakened in class. After a brief examination of everything in front of her and the action she was currently engaged in, she stood there in surprise. The atmosphere was less awkward and more. .. bizarre! Fortunately, the next moment, the foul-mouthed fairy Alsas immediately left Kephier’s hand and returned to her original form, which alleviated the tension in the air considerably.

“Haha~ Serves you right for being so fickle, almost getting chopped down, doesn’t it? You got your comeuppance, huh?”

Kephier completely ignored Alsas’s words and, once she regained her composure, immediately took a step back: “I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to…”

“It’s not your fault, it’s my bad! I didn’t have time to explain right away…”

I hurriedly interrupted Kephier. Although her actions were “impulsive,” they weren’t without reason. To prevent Kephier from developing any strange emotions about herself, even if I was standing there in the nude, I had to take all the blame upon myself !

“It’s just that this fairy, Filo, doesn’t understand some things, and I kicked her out right away. Filo! Stop dawdling and quickly bring the washboard over here for me!”

As I spoke, I got up, hurriedly wrapped myself in a bath towel, and snatched the washboard from Filo in front of Kephier.

“Dear wife, don’t be angry, I’ll kneel in respect first!”

“Wait, I’m not…”

Kephier seemed to want to explain something, but… I couldn’t let her continue to act emotionally right now.

“Kephier, first take Filo and have her ‘dress properly.’ When you’re a bit ‘calmer’ later, we can explain what just happened, okay?”

After all, although Kephier hadn’t “done anything wrong,” it was still…

Very strange.