I Was Reincarnated As the Hated Scummy Best Friend in a Gal Game and the Protagonist Is Useless - I Was Reincarnated As the Hated Scummy Best Friend in a Gal Game and the Protagonist Is Useless chapter 95

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51, the boys evaluate each other’s bodies

We reached the pool and separated into boys and girls, heading towards the changing room.

Takeru and I, along with the master, finished changing first and waited for the girls.

“Ah, there are a lot of people, aren’t there, Professor Miyagi?”

“Ah, yes, that’s the flow. The master enjoys the girls’ swimsuits, don’t you?”

“Well, I don’t care about the swimsuits of kids around my age, especially not the ones that are so ridiculous! That’s just crazy!”

The master was speaking with common sense.

Just then, Takeru shouted out as if waiting for us.

“It’s just like Yamada’s era, isn’t it?”

“I know, Takeru-kun. Yamada’s body is a knowledge that should be known as part of one’s education in aesthetics.”

“No, the master’s work doesn’t need Yamada’s aesthetics.”

It’s just a normal person’s coffee shop.

If we don’t come up with a serious plan to attract customers, we’ll go bankrupt.

On Sundays, people might come, but it’s just a facade, and in reality, it’s just going through the motions.

“For example, Professor Miyagi, what should we focus on with Risa? I think her chest is the best, don’t you?”

“Of course, Risa is similar to you in terms of appearance, but unfortunately, what we should focus on is her armpits.”

“What about Tsukiji? She has a pretty good body, I think. I think I should focus on her wet hair.”

“You’re getting a bit too specific, Jūmonji-kun. But unfortunately, what she should focus on is her armpits.”

“What about Miyamura? I think she’s perfect, with everything constructed so well. I feel like I should focus on the contours of her breasts.”

“Ah, I see. You’ve developed quite well, too. But from my perspective, I’d give her 60 points. What we should really focus on is her armpits.”

“Ah, I see, I see. What about Sasaki? I think her armpits are the best, don’t you?”

“Ah, yes, I’d give her full marks. …but what we should focus on is the development of her breasts.”

“What’s with the armpits, aren’t they?”

The Master, who had been silently listening, suddenly interjected.

“Well, it just so happens that Master-san has a daughter, and what about Takahashi? I thought he was a bit small-handed, but… in conclusion, I think they’re armpits.”

“Ah, I see, he wants to score a perfect ten, that’s for sure… but we should be focusing on the hairpin in Sakura’s coffee cup.”

“Not just a part, anymore!”

The Master loudly interjected, dissatisfied with the evaluation of his daughter.

“What?! You’re saying my daughter has no charm, Takayuki-kun?!”

“No, you shouldn’t talk about your daughter’s naked body in front of your father.”

“Of course not.”

“He was talking about armpits, wasn’t he?”

“Lowest, Takayuki-kun…”

“Wait, am I the bad guy?!”

The three men were excitedly talking about nothing.

“Seriously, you guys are like kids.”

“Tsuchi!”

Tsuchi Ueda appeared first, drawing attention to his wet hair and armpits.

“…and so on…”

We were all being listened to… .

Takayuki and I were trembling with fear.

“Ah, I see… . It’s about Risa’s chest and armpits.”

“Umm, the shape of her chest and… armpits.”

“Takayuki-kun… . Tenmochi-kun… . It’s about Emi’s armpits and developing chest.”

“It’s about my armpits and coffee cup hairpin. What’s a hairpin? I took it off, by the way!”

In other words, everyone was listening… .

“Takayuki-kun…”

“My brother…”

I was led away by Emi, and Takayuki was led away by Risa.

After that, everyone silently followed.

“There’s a super powerful water slide here, Takayuki-kun.”

“Ahaha…”

“That one seems to be for two riders. Maybe it’s meant for couples, big bro.”

“Ahaha…”

“For two people.”

“Maybe we should give it a try!”

“Cuddling up together.”

“Go!!”

And so, the two men were hunted down for the terrifying penalty game of sliding down the water slide meant for lovers, trembling with fear…

“aaah!?”

“Eeeeeeek!?”

“oooh!?”

———-

“The momentum’s insane, isn’t it…”

“It’s this strong…?”

Just one slide down the water slide and Takeru and I were completely worn out.

We fell so hard we might as well claim the title of battle-hardened knights.

“But…”

“From now on, we’re going to enjoy this, partner!”

“Not so fast, Hideyori!”

“Sakiya? What’s wrong…?”

“We’re going again.”

“Eh?”

Sakiya points to the incredibly long water slide.

No way, that can’t be right.

Another round on that, what kind of joke is this…?

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“After Sakiya, it’s my turn to go with you.”

“Tsugaru!? Why are you…?”

“If it’s to harass Mr. Akechi, I’m all in.”

“That’s way too much meddling aaah!”

Are we really going for another two rounds?

This…?

“On the fourth round, Akechi-kun and I will slide.”

“The fifth round is my turn.”

“I, too, humbly wish to take the last turn!”

Risa, Emi, and Eien-chan step forward.

…You want to do more things, right…?

Don’t you?

“No, everyone’s got the wrong partner, it’s Takeru, right!? You want to do it with Takeru, right!?”

“Chin, I’m dead…”

“You’re alive, aren’t you!?”

“Big brother is dead, so we don’t have to do it! All of us will do it with Akechi-kun.”

“…You’re kidding me.”

Why would they choose the villain Akechi Hidetaka over the gal game protagonist…?

Ah, I see… it’s harassment because they dislike him…

The Tsugaru pattern, you b*stard…

And after finishing the water slide with everyone, they plan to leave my dead self behind and play with Takeru…

“Look, look, a popular guy can’t get away from the girls.”

“Ma-Master, help…”

“I’m on the side of the girls rather than the guys. Go on, go with Sakiya.”

“I’m going with Hidetaka.”

“……….Masteeeeeeeeeeeeeeer”

The terrifying water slide show’s six-strike combo was just the end of the first round…