Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 33

33 – Paran

This time, I tried to get my knees up and kick my jealousy, so I put my legs between the groins. Before I knew it, my shin pressed the princess’s pubic bone. While crouching down, I made a clear declaration to Ain Kamphunt, who continued to insult and beat me.

“I won anyway.”

“Hey, get off! Bastard bastard, where the hell do you put your legs up?”

He insisted that there was no shame and that this was no different from molestation, so I told her in the ear.

“Now shut up and listen.”

But my words do not reach the power. To keep moving your body and spitting out all sorts of double curses.

“Ein Kamphund.”

I just decided to be honest. If it’s something I can’t reach anyway, I’d rather just regurgitate it as it is inside.

“Unlike you, I have no one to take responsibility for me.”

Kuuuk——I pressed down on her wrists and pubis with a bit more force. As if her flesh was being crushed, a faint moan was finally heard from the princess’ neck. Without releasing the crouched position, he applied the maximum load he could carry.

“Because whether it’s my fault or not, I have to deal with everything.”

—So.

“Help me.”

I finally freed her wrist. As she stood up, a familiar curse sounded in her buzzing ears. Ein Kamphunt, with her face flushed red, suddenly thrust his fist into my face. He didn’t defend himself and was beaten as it was, and his nose bleeds out.

“You bastard!”

I stole it with the back of her hand and met her eyes. Seeing her fists clenched and her right knee raised, she is again a defender. Do you want to fight again? I just had to do this. I won. Regardless of luck or skill, I won anyway, so I have no intention of rematching.

“Why aren’t you defending yourself?”

“I won.”

“f*ck, that was luck. Throwing an ax meanly, even if I wasn’t the only woman, I would have just won against you!”

─Moderate whining.

I shouted.

“If I wasn’t an illegitimate bastard child, damn it. I’m not going to kneel down to you here.”

─Deman, don’t do that.

─Kite, I’ll put up with it.

“It was the professor who ordered the unjust sparring, and you were the one who turned the assistants into blood. So damn, what are you saying to me? What the hell did i do wrong? I said it was unfair, but you f*cking said let’s fight, and Carlson refused with a ridiculous excuse. So you fought and won. Even though it was unfavorable and unfair, he won! I fought fair and square and won!!”

So don’t treat me this way. I’m lower than you guys, but I’m neither incompetent nor immoral.

“Damn, if winning is a sin, then let them fight or not. You know who wanted to get involved in this sh*t? If it wasn’t for Kite, he wouldn’t have come like this! It’s okay. If you don’t help me, I’ll turn it off. I do it myself. Fighting like a f*cking battle with combat-type bastards until graduation. Let’s see who wins. I won’t lose with kang!!”

Why the hell are you trying to cry?

“Hey.”

“What.”

I wiped my nose, and blood dripped onto the floor. Einkamphund pulled the string of his bell again and again. The door opened and servants came in. Those who were worried about the princess’ injuries were relieved to see me bleeding. I knew how he felt and didn’t hate anyone. Both they and I were in the same position to be aware of power.

“I got hurt a little while fighting.”

“Yes, princess.”

“What is a princess, when did you become a princess?”

Everyone bowed their heads, probably not wanting to offend the owner.

“Heal me.”

“I don’t need it.”

“This bastard, do you really reject all my words?”

Naturally, it is stern. A cry was heard. The older men on the guards squinted their eyes at me.

“So will you help me?”

“Jjinda bastard, have you lived only by being deceived?”

I sat down on the floor as it was. The nanny was shocked when she finally saw the ragged skirt. While shouting, he scolded me to behave properly. Ein Kamphunt, who hadn’t heard of it, tutted and clicked her tongue.

“You kidding me, what kind of attitude am I?”

“Anyway, the princess, even her boy will not be like this!”

“Then, the outfit suits me perfectly. Everyone, don’t bother and get out.”

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I stared at the large chandelier with my neck bent. It was a decoration that was so high and splendid that I would never be able to have it. When the maid wiped her nose with a wet towel, her blood stopped coming out.

“Bone?”

“Why are you pretending to be kind?”

“This is really f*cking annoying. Hey, answer the question, do you know the royal family in a funny way?”

I finally came to my senses after hearing that if I wrote a letter to the Grand Duke, you would have to coffin.

“Are you helping me?”

“Ugh f*ck, if the blood stops, bring me some seals.”

My nose bleed again. As I involuntarily spat out a double curse, Ein Kamphund stomped his feet and giggled.

“Bastard, do you admit that if I were a real man you wouldn’t even be my match?”

I was angry, but I couldn’t deny it. The fact that he fought with a woman on a equal footing with a fist fight proved that.

“Pig Bural, why are you here in Heoden?”

“I didn’t come because I wanted to come.”

“Well, with this level of skill, I would have been accepted elsewhere. Where?”

“Mentor, Orgiola. I didn’t even look at the invitation because I wasn’t interested in the rest.”

“Then why did you enter this G-Job Academy?”

“Rural nobles also have their own circumstances.”

Suddenly, I wanted to find out something, so I dutifully asked.

“A miscellaneous academy in the countryside. Jijab for short, short for a retard who attends Jijab Academy.”

“This is really horrible.”

“If there is a colorless mongrel, it is a mess. It means that you are a sh*thead idiot who goes to a provincial stupid academy.”

It’s understandable to ignore support classes that are non-combat and have no clear purpose. However.

“Heodon is also in the capital, why are you a jija?”

“Asshole, Esiktas is the outskirts of the 3rd district of the capital.”

By the way, only Velaste and Orgiola are in District 1, and Mendator is in District 2, but they are not counted as regions because they are prestigious. The rest of the academies in the 2nd district are all normal. A mediocre, but filthy academy attendee, and an asshole idiot. Wherever you go, support is discriminated against, even in Velaste.

“Honestly, when I look at it, everything under Velaste is the same, but they are in a mess. Bellaste, you say you’re a mentor, but you’re masturbating. Assholes, you can just say that you can’t get to the top and feel sick to your stomach, you’re building useless ranks.”

It was a story I had never heard of. Nuts Haven is a very poor village, so I didn’t know these details.

My father and father were both from Velaste, and at the time, the support system itself was absent. It’s not like you didn’t tell me, pretending you didn’t know. Because they didn’t have to worry about that in the first place.

I came to Heoden because there was a proviso that in order for Kite to enter here, she must accompany me to the school. At that time, I guessed that this was an academy that high-level cadets did not apply for. However, since it is located in the capital, I thought it was a good place, but after hearing the story of Ain Kamphund, it wasn’t. That’s why, the teaching assistant burst into us.

“What about the princess?”

“No, tell me how many times she is a f*cking princess!”

She tore her petticoat all the way down and made it into string. She then uses it to gather her wet hair and tie it up, and she hands me one too. Let’s see why, I block her nostrils to stop her nosebleeding. I guess it doesn’t matter if I smell her underwear. No matter how you think about it, it’s a crazy year.

“Are you the only one who has circumstances? I also have circumstances, if you can tell me briefly.”

“If you don’t want to talk, you don’t have to.”

“You bastard, shut up. You don’t notice, do you want to have double nosebleeds?”

Keep quiet, said Ein Kamphund, crushing her raisins with her feet.

“Since this is an academy with no tradition, I get excited when I think about it. It came in as a trophy anyway.”

f*ck, but the support line is over the line and asks for my consent.

“Where did you pass?”

“A idiot calls that a question now.”

I opened my eyes right away at the sharp reaction, and I put my legs together to one side, saying that I kept looking somewhere.

“Bellaste.”

“It must be unfair.”

“Every time I see those bastards, a thousand dollars explode. When she sees an asshole like Carlson babbling about being a professor, she wants to kick her in the face. Damn it, even royalty aren’t invincible. I have an edict coming down.”

Like the black seal that comes down to me, it seems that she has a similar weight seal.

“How many?”

“Over thirty.”

“I’ll help you, let’s put some conditions on it.”

When asked what it is, he suggests two things.

One, continue to listen to the basic swordsmanship lectures taught by Professor Carlson.

“Why?”

“Who will like it if we don’t come out? Those bastards, regardless of top or bottom, you have to fix your burlesque hair.”

Two, I’m going to throw away the opponent without looking at whoever it is.

“What are you going to do with the aftermath?”

“Everyone has an idea, so just do what you are told to do.”

While doing so, he builds something resembling a mockery.

“You stupid bastard, did you forget already that you listened to me and destroyed the teaching assistants?”

“That was only possible because of my generous support!”

“Then, no problem. If you follow the school rules, you will be able to float in the arena every Saturday.”

Einkamphund came up to me like last time and held out her hand. This time, it was bare hands, not wearing gloves. I held her hand Let’s lean on her hand, which is as calloused as mine, and has a small scar on the back of her hand.

“Hey, because you decided to break your head with me.”

Let’s nod her head.

“If you lose, I will break your head first, so be prepared. It’ll really, really, really get your brains flowing.”

Otherwise, he unconditionally affirmed that he would report to the royal family what he had rubbed on his butt.

“When you leave, take the Baumkuchen. Would it be enough for two?”

“Three.”

“You bastard, are you even having an affair?”

It’s not like that with Kite, it’s clear that she’s hot. She teased her about what kind of kid she had a crush on in the meantime, so she said she had to take care of a kid named Lia phile, too, she said. Faculty of Magic, since you’re only fifteen, your eyes are frowning. It was a look of genuine disgust.

“Really, this is a really nasty pervert?”

If it’s a woman, whoever it is, it doesn’t matter.

“Aww, do all these beasts look at them that way when they menstruate? It’s dirty just thinking about it. It smells like pigs.”

“No this time,” She calmly denied, so it’s clear that she has refined her voice. Stupid, she looks at me bluntly and smiles. I’ll wrap the three separately, so take them.

Leaving the outbuilding, I finally realized why I didn’t hate Ain Kamphunt. We both despised incompetence and pretense. That’s why Heoden was always annoyed.