Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 37

37 – Change (4)⚝

When asked if he was like a sheep, he replied that he was stupid. Phi, he complains and hits me, but it doesn’t hurt at all. I don’t know if it’s possible, but I hope Kite has taken the basic archery lessons by the end. So, someday, when Yeongjijeon occurs, I hope to become the wife of the lord who takes the bow first and leaves.

“Mae-e-e, isn’t it true that sheep cry like this?”

─It might be difficult.

“Kite, can you dress up before going to the driving range?”

“If you buy more Shemra.”

“I will, come back with a prettier look than usual.”

“Okay. Is it okay if it takes a little longer?”

Anyway, time is needed while the bow is being assembled. When I see you in about two hours, I smile and push the door. As Kite left, the Archer glanced at me and she grinned.

“You have a really tight nose?”

“Yes, so I’ve been helping out for 10 years.”

Kite will be angry again if he finds out that I bought this bow for a fair price. Then she’ll cry and hold me by the crotch of my pants and take a vain promise never to do that again. If that doesn’t work, I’ll be so angry that I won’t speak for a few days, then I’ll get tired first and forgive again.

I know Kite likes me a lot. If you don’t know that, it’s not that you’re not conscious, it’s because you have a problem with your intelligence. It’s been so long since she’s been a reddit, how can she not even notice it? Therefore, I will keep all the twists and turns I came to Heoden and the story of this bow stick a secret.

If you knew all the circumstances, you would blame yourself and say that you would drop out. Because of her self-begging, she’ll notice the moment she realizes I’ve given up on something so precious. Then, I’ll let you touch anywhere on your body, so wouldn’t it be consistent with a servile attitude from beginning to end, asking for forgiveness? It’s unfortunate for all of us, so stay silent.

“I’ll come back after getting some fresh air.”

“Yes, it will take an hour. As for girlfriends, I’ll take special care of them, trust me!”

I greeted the archery market and came out to the central square.

As expected, the wall is attached. It wasn’t a big deal, but it was an article condemning me and Ain Kamphund. To put it simply, it is to fight fair and square without avoiding it. Beneath the straight handwriting, the signatures of countless people were written. There were at least forty. It was a list of second graders who wanted to fight with us. And further down.

↳ f*ck you. f*ck you guys!

“This is no joke.”

I didn’t want to laugh, but I laughed as soon as I saw it. It was written in a very elegant handwriting, and with a fine pen, so I couldn’t help but laugh. Ein Kamphund has no intention of hiding his identity anymore.

↳Ein Kamphunt Beronhardt, a descendant of Duke Olivita Beronhardt.

And I wrote it again right below.

↳ +Pig Bural.

There are more texts at the bottom, but most of them were written by combat cadets. They called us Heoden’s wild boars, but we weren’t Kamphunts who would pass by.

↳It’s a relief that Heoden is a pigsty. But, we’re vicious boars and you’re lazy poopy pigs who get nosebleeds from being beaten up by a wild boar, right? You worms, stop writing replies and sharpen your wooden sword!

“It’s reassuring because I’m on the same side as the crazy b*tch.”

The reason why all the cadets’ anger wasn’t directed at me was because Ein Kamphund was actively scratching them. However, in the future, I don’t know. I don’t know what Jean and Pan will do. Perhaps this wall painting is also the work of the two brothers. We will meet someday, but I have no intention of bending over and entering first.

“Shall we go back?”

There’s still a lot of time left for Kite to come. In the meantime, I’ll have to review what I learned today at the weapon shop or look at other equipment. * I need to buy a pod and get some advice on the baesa law.

“So, you mean ordering the same one as this one?”

I opened the door and entered, and I saw a woman talking to the mayor of the archery. She saw me there too. Chan Gallery. I was wearing a wig this time too, but I was surprised unlike the last time. I was going to ask what happened to you here.

─What is it?

The same material as the bow I ordered was scattered on the floor. I asked the mayor.

“You two are friends?”

“No.”

As soon as we answered, the father-in-law looked at us alternately.

“Who is right?”

I stared at Chan Gallery. Without saying a word, she slammed the door and left immediately. This b*tch, where did you do something without morals? I told the archery marketer that I would ask for mine first, and immediately ran out.

“Hey!”

I can’t see where it went. It’s only a moment, but there’s no way it’s already out of sight. I took a look around the weapon shop. Still wondering because I couldn’t see it, I raised my head and looked up.

“Are you being mean like this?”

It’s on the roof. Since I kept ignoring it, I climbed the ladder and followed it. Jumping, I jumped to the floor, but my wig came off. It was funny because he had straight hair. When I see you running away, when I shout that I know you did something wrong, I stand tall.

“Wrong?”

I picked up a wig that had fallen on the floor and threw it away. I waited until it was all written, then interrogated.

“You just ordered the same one as mine, right?”

“It’s a coincidence.”

“Do the gallery family call that a coincidence?”

Walking around without answering. As he followed me, I wondered what the hell he was asking, why did he do that without a word, and finally looked at me with an expressionless face. I guess my mind has calmed down now.

“I just wanted to compete on equal terms.”

“Because bow making skills are all skills, right?”

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This was a fact acknowledged not only by Ivor’s uncle but also by his father. This is because both emphasized again and again, saying that the skill of managing a weapon is as important as the skill of handling a weapon. So, if I didn’t untie the string of my exhausted bow, or if I didn’t fall asleep with the bow in my arms during the rainy season, I was really beaten.

“Isn’t it petty to win with weapon performance?”

“Seriously, I don’t know why all the gallery families are like this.”

I thought Chan was normal, but he also has a bit of a taste.

“Have you ever been following me?”

Other than that, the intuition I felt so far cannot be explained.

“You don’t even look in the mirror?”

“Who said what?”

It was only after saying hurtful words to each other that they remembered that they were the marquis’ seven daughters.

“Hey, don’t follow me. I’ll just skip over the bow.”

There is no reply. Anyway, I don’t think it was done with malice, so I decided to tell you something simple.

“Pay attention to the material of the single-wood bow. It’s the most durable. The strings are braided, but I can’t teach you the proportions. Hwangoja will also be treated specially, but you can figure it out by looking at it with your own eyes. Don’t step on someone’s back like a cat, okay?”

If you follow me from now on, you’ll misunderstand that you’re doing it because you really like it.

“Compared to Dick oppa, are you worse than the grime of your toenails?”

“Yeah, I know you heard it through this.”

I returned to the weapon shop again. I asked for an arrow to pick out, so I asked for a practice use, and I also asked for *Mukjeon (黙箭). The mayor of the archery stared at me when I asked him to make only bamboo that had been dried for more than a year. It was a common reaction.

“You know too well for a cadet?”

“I killed close to 100 people with Reddit.”

I silently received the arrow and put it in the bow. Armbands, pods, and finger tabs are all provided, so the volume of equipment alone is quite large. As I was cramming it into a large bag, Kite finally arrived. Judging by the *corsage worn on the school uniform, it is the best way to dress up. She was powdered lightly, and her hair was tied neatly and finished with a ribbon.

“Teacher, I’m here!”

“This is your bow and equipment.”

“Oh, you suffered alone.”

“If you call me by name anytime, call me.”

“Yes, do Demana and I look pretty?”

It’s already too late to practice. Even if you arrive, run, and tell me how to wear equipment, it’s five o’clock. Kite can’t stand her hunger, so she’ll have to pack up and go back before it’s too late. She has no time for small talk.

“Let’s go to the student council.”

I stopped at a bakery and bought some suitable snacks. With this, I will end my return for renting the gym. I just put some bread in the basket, and Kite also put some cream.

“Eating only bread is hard.”

“You choose some.”

You say you don’t know about gourmet. Carefully select each one and fill the basket. When I arrived at the student council building, I saw a familiar face. We run into each other often, but we never know first. When I nod my head, my pupils widen.

“Hello, Comple senior.”

“Uh, yes…… Are you here to see Rita?”

I couldn’t take my eyes off Kite. I thought she would be like this, but it really doesn’t feel good to be like this.

“This is my childhood friend. Hello Kite. He’s a Comple senior who helped me find out about our practice field.”

“Ah, yes…… Seniors. Deman over there is my friend Kite. Please call me Unpeishi.”

She hates being called kite by people other than me.

“Oh, yes. Is Rita in?”

“Yes, I want to go in now.”

“Ah, this one. I’m weak…… I bought it with a grateful heart. Demana, is this okay?”

Stepped her foot inside. Comple senior was watching all the time, so I smiled wryly without even realizing it. When I went inside, there were Rex and Max bunbae this time. Seeing Kite, he greeted us with the same, but somewhat calmer attitude than Max.

“You two are childhood friends?”

“Yes.”

Rex couldn’t believe it. Well, from the outside, we don’t seem to be close at all.

“That…… I want to give you a present. Are you okay?”

“Ah, of course!”

Because he opened the door in a friendly manner, it was as if his intestines were twisted at all this time. Senior Rita came out. With this, Rita Von Law, Comple, Rex, and Max seniors surrounded us. She delivered the bread and was given the key.

“Should I guide you today?”

I asked for Kite’s opinion because he didn’t care.

“Oh, no…… The two of us can go together. Care…… No, thank you for writing!”

As I hesitated and smiled, I saw all the men’s faces melting. I already knew the destructive power of a properly decorated kite. In addition to suffering from all sorts of scandals in our territory, she was raised only to please men. I don’t even look worse than Rita-senpai, but everyone can’t keep their mouths shut because she has such a great body.

“You can give it back by five o’clock.”

“Yes, senior.”

“Oh, and Deman?”

The title is a bit subtle. Since when did we start calling each other by their names in a friendly way?

“When are you going to buy me a nice dinner?”

Kite came close to me. As she placed the bread basket on her chest, everyone around her couldn’t take their eyes off her.

“Kite, tell me when you have time.”

“Oh, can I eat too?”

“Of course not. How do me and my senior eat together? You like meat too.”

“Ah, uh…… And then Demana…… Yeah, I need to check my schedule…… Can I tell you later?”