Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 41

41 – Change (8)⚝

The professor’s eyes were so serious that I was confused. If all the stories I’m telling you now are true, why would you tell me this story? No, so what will Enboja Menshi get? Let’s be silent with the doubt that rises thickly.

“Lia often talks about you and your childhood friend these days. By the way, what was his name?”

“You’re Unpei.”

“Isn’t it?”

“Kite.”

“You two are dating, right?”

“It’s a Unpeishi kite.”

“I often bring up a story of the two of you. In particular, if you like girls, don’t you think it’s okay to change dorms?”

I asked why. Enboja Mensi made a hand gesture that was hardly appropriate for her age and then poured her a drink.

“It smells like mom.”

“Was her biological mother a Cookie Golem?”

I don’t think you want to joke too much. She’s nineteen, she’s older than me, but she’s only nine years old. Is such a thing possible? It’s something I’ve never heard of or even imagined.

“If you tell me the principle, I think I might be able to understand it.”

“Do you know that I will tell you? You’re at a level where you can’t even define what sorcery is?”

I have read all the reports I gave you. It was well written for beginners, but it is criticized for having too many holes in the logic.

“I heard you’ve been to the Vercia Brotherhood too?”

“I heard that she is a saint.”

“You still don’t like the fact that you seem to be advocating theism?”

He takes off his outerwear, saying that he is hot because of the alcohol.

“Theism is more logical.”

“Even after seeing Lia’s magic?”

“I have to study more and change my mind. How can I judge just by listening to the professor?”

“You!”

He looks at me with a provocative gaze and approaches me with great strides. The smell of fruit wine pervaded the air. She was quite tall for a woman. Wouldn’t it be over 170cm? We lowered our heads slightly, and they got close enough to touch each other’s nostrils.

“I suddenly like you?”

I took a step back.

“If you are an assistant, by any chance.”

“Just do it.”

“Yes?”

“Let’s do it.”

“Why?”

“Because I want it!”

Then he pours another cup of rum and says, “If you drink this, you will be trained.”

“I don’t know if I will continue to listen to the introduction to magic theory, but what kind of assistant are you?”

“Oh, I don’t know! If you do, just do it. I’m going to hire a teaching assistant right now!!”

“You should at least tell me why.”

“The crazy bastard keeps calling me separately.”

“No, that’s the professor’s situation, and you can just refuse.”

“This is really nagging. I am a professor and you are a student Did you forget who gave the grades?”

You know I don’t know the school rules.

“Evaluation is done jointly at the Capital Competition. I know this is a place that only educates, but doesn’t give points, right?”

“Oh, that sucks. If that’s the case, I shouldn’t be watching.”

“Why are you acting so childishly? Shouldn’t an educator be like this?”

“I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. My energy was full, so I couldn’t grow up. What if it’s all because of the regularity!”

Karru, laughing like a crazy b*tch, emptied the entire bottle of rum by himself. I don’t know about anything else, but at least one camouflage was really grown-up. If you see that it’s okay to drink that strong alcohol in one go.

“Are teaching assistants really like that?”

“You know right away when you look into his eyes.”

I feel bad, he muttered.

“If I see men being seduced everywhere, I must be guilty.”

“No, not the professor, but the flowing clothes.”

“You!”

If you’re going to nag, then stop talking, so I shut up and listened.

“Are you really not going to observe?”

“If you become a teaching assistant, they will do more.”

─It’s a way of teaching assistants.

“Really?”

“As long as you don’t ask to meet separately, I can tell you the color of your underwear.”

Pooh let out a really hot breath and raised his glass.

“Then I have a favor for you.”

“You must be really crazy, can’t you tell the difference between a serious joke and a joke?”

“I have never wondered!”

I wonder if it’s not one of the rainbows anyway, I think about it alone and quietly think it’s not. I was curious about what color it was, but I held it in.

“I planned the event because I wanted to make some money from this duel.”

After a while, he even explained the detailed plan.

“I’m not a showman, and I won’t let you lose shape like that!”

“I also don’t intend to have the professor carry around a collection box and ask me to place bets.”

They just said that it would be done among the students, so I just had to ignore it. Then, after thinking about it for a while, he took out another bottle of alcohol from the cupboard. Since this is wine, it’s not poisonous, so I exhaled deeply. The bad breath smells fragrant.

“Drink.”

“Did you give me your permission?”

“Where did a slave learn to ask his master questions?”

Let’s do whatever we want with a big smile. He said it was fun to think that way, and he said he could bet on it too. I said yes and gave the time and place and left. Heat rose all over her body.

From hard liquor to wine, I don’t know if I’ll be able to eat lunch properly today. When I went to the promised place, I couldn’t see my senior even after two o’clock. First of all, as I was holding my seat, someone walked towards me.

“Hey, why are you sitting there?”

I don’t know who it is even after seeing it, so I just blink my eyes.

“Did you have a drink with the professor?”

The voice was Trey-senpai, so I asked who it was because I thought her real hair would be weird.

“You tease me.”

“No, are you really a senior?”

He comes to the place where he sits with a calm attitude. It was on the shady side, in a very secluded corner.

“Why did you dress as a woman instead?”

─Senpai, have you finally gone mad?

By any chance, did she ‘determine’ her own s*xual identity?

“You look like an idiot.”

“Hey, senior, in this situation.”

“If I tell you, will you buy dessert too?”

She nodded her head.

“If I’m found out that I’m close with you, won’t I be stamped by battle?”

“Yes.”

“That’s why I came out like this.”

“I really don’t understand.”

“It’s common on our side. I’m learning to dress up as a woman for safety.”

“Really?”

“Yes, you learn at least some disguise so you can escape at the last moment.”

─No matter what.

“Senior, don’t misunderstand and listen.”

“You sound dirty?”

“If this is true, I can do it.”

“Is it possible?”

“If we talk more here, it gets really dirty.”

It was only when the food was served that I finally realized what I was talking about. He joked that he would stop the fork and kill him, asking if he didn’t even think about the mistake that a person with an androgynous appearance even dressed as a woman.

Let’s raise our voices. I thought it would be embarrassing, so I only glanced at the cutlery while making fun of it. It’s a woman. Look again, it’s a woman. She was also a model of a noble lady from a prestigious family who grew up with a very advanced education. It was not perfect and passed by.

“Why do you keep looking at me?”

“I’m confused.”

“I have to eat quickly. I have to study.”

“Oh, does your stomach hurt a little less?”

“It hurts.”

I clapped my hands and called the waitress. When I ordered a cup of tea, the senior looked at me with a puzzled expression.

“You have a stomachache, do you drink lemonade?”

When the drink is stolen without a word, he demands it back. I poured it into my glass without a word.

“Drink black tea.”

“Are you really selfish?”

Criticizing him as a savage made him sick to his stomach, but he responded by saying, “Isn’t it stupid to eat something cold?” I thought I was going to get angry again after arguing with each other, so I would do it again, so I calmed down. After frowning a few times, the senior ordered tea with lemon juice.

Sipping and quietly drinking tea matched me perfectly and even my s*xual identity was shaken. After just watching, I finally brought the question out of my mouth to end this crazy tea time.

“What?”

“I’m really curious.”

“Do you want to wash your face with lemon tea?”

It’s another insult to say that you’re a slut. No, when you dress as a woman, you might wonder if you wear women’s underwear as well. I don’t think I’m strange, but the more I dig, the more I seem to become a pervert, so I was silent. Senior Trey wiped his mouth with a napkin, then stood up cautiously and handed her the bill.

“Anyway.”

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I’m packing to go, but I still have something to say.

“Tell me.”

“I ate well.”

“Thanks to the senior, I also had a good conversation with the professor. Ah, I decided to be an assistant!”

“Damn it, I finally got over it. If you’re a woman, you can’t use quadrupeds?”

“Let’s do that. I have to go to the library now, see you later.”

“Studying?”

“Yes.”

“You listen well.”

─You’re leaving because you have something to pack?

“I tend to listen to people who are smarter than me.”

“I’m going to do it in the dorm, so come as late as possible.”

I even paid for the calculation. I’m going to go now, I’m exercising alone under the shade, lifting my heels.

“When it comes.”

“Yes, I will.”

“I didn’t even say anything, what did you say?”

“I’ll buy hot stones and go up.”

Jeongsan turned around and asked to do it later. Go straight to the library and tell the librarian to recommend two books about the history and culture of the south. I immediately asked to read it and read it while standing.

After perusing it, it turns out that the custom of dressing up as a woman was rarely passed down in the really prestigious southern families. This has calmed down some of the confusion. Trey-senpai wasn’t a person who even had a problem with her s*xual identity. She is a trash, but she is fortunate because she is an acceptable trash.

“It was dangerous.”

I realized for the first time today that an androgynous appearance can be helpful in life. If you disguise yourself like that, you’ll be able to hide your identity and escape when you’re in a desperate situation. If you wear a maid outfit or something like that, no one will suspect you.

Of course, there is a risk of being raped by enemy soldiers, but…… Why the hell would I even think of this? Feeling bad, I just rushed up to the reading room where Kite was.

“I knew it would be like this.”

He flirts with his head on the desk. There is a pile of something in front of the top of the head, but it doesn’t look like garbage. Looking at each one, even the notes were carefully attached.

「It’s nice to see you studying hard!」

It says support, second year, and lobby art. Mostly these were notes of this type. Without much content, they put their personal information on snacks to eat while studying. Most of them are support and administrative, but there are also battles. These guys wrote strange things, probably because of brain damage.

「Be my woman.」

I crumpled up the note and woke up Kite.

“Did you sleep well?”

Betsy laughs. It’s an excuse to fall asleep while reading a book. 「The basics of archery that even monkeys imitate」 It was roughly like that, but it is imaginary that they are working hard.

“What is all this?”

Looking at the box of snacks in front of him, he seems confused.

“I bought it. I hope you are hungry.”

“Really?”

I whispered in Kite’s ear.

“Don’t make a sound.”

“Ah, ah…… I get it, I won’t make a sound.”

Then he points out that he doesn’t like this, so why did he buy it? She did it because she didn’t know about gastronomy, so I’ll refund her later. I’m just going to throw it away to my roommate. After studying for a while, I open the book I was reading again. I woke Kite, who was constantly sleeping, and went to dinner around five o’clock.