Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 54

54 – Crack (3)⚝

At times like this, Kite is really brazen. She won’t stop eating sweets, and I don’t know what kind of answer she wants from me. If she eats more, she complains about wanting to become a pig, and if she doesn’t eat, she’ll say she’s ugly. She’s annoying, so let’s go ahead, and she keeps following with a smile.

“Does it just make you really cute?”

“Yes.”

Although the dormitory is getting closer, she shows no sign of backing down, so she spoke first.

“Today.”

“Yes.”

“Because I was afraid that Rita-senpai would ask me to teach her archery again, she made me run 15 times.”

As she explained, Kite checked to make sure no one was around, then she hugged me tightly.

“What, why are you like this?”

“Thank you for telling me.”

She pushed it away in case someone saw it, and she raised her head and was moved.

“You can’t say that I’m fat. You might get really hurt if you do that.”

─You know that too, right?

“Okay.”

“Then, please give me the Baumkuchen.”

Fishik, you said you came along because of this, and that’s an excuse. I put out both of her palms in front of her, and put the two boxes the princess had given her.

“Don’t give it to her roommate, eat it alone.”

“Yes, I will. If I become a pig, is everything your responsibility?”

She shook her hand and sent it off. Kite looked happy, and she looked at me as she jumped from landing to landing. I also went up to the dormitory. She was a Trey senior who looked happy after a long time. I wonder if the hemorrhoids are all healed, I want you to lie quietly and read a book.

“Senior, I have something to ask you.”

“I hate it.”

“Instead, I’ll do a favor for you later.”

“Because I hate it.”

Let’s be silent for a moment.

“Which one?”

“I’m taking a lecture on herbalism that my department started.”

“Wasn’t it a combat course?”

“They teach advanced combat. Anyway.”

When I tell them that the kids in my class seem to be too mad, they laugh wildly as if it’s pleasant. Seeing that you only found out about it now, you immediately affirmed it and got to the point because you were teasing that it was more of an annoyance.

“There is no one I know who studies as hard as my seniors.”

“So?”

“Please come to audit one herbalism class next Wednesday.”

I don’t listen to lectures that I’m not interested in. I gave my kids a shock so they could come to their senses, and gently scratched their backs, telling them to go. The senior seemed to be thinking for a while, and then she asked if she would buy me a snail dish. She said she was good. As someone who is good at studying, what is the topic of next week’s lecture? This is normal Yes, is this normal?

“A sprain.”

“I should borrow a book from the library.”

“I’ll borrow it, so you don’t have to go.”

“How can I trust you? Better find me.”

“Then, if the senior brings mine, read it together.”

It’s a breeze. I’m sorry Kite, but I’m definitely not compatible with incompetent people. Collaborating with people who have to be forced to motivate them is tiring, but it doesn’t even produce results, so I get nervous.

“You know, the student council has been talking about it, but I only know about it.”

I held my breath because I was given information after a long time.

“The student council president looks good on you.”

“Dick Gallery?”

“Yes, unlike his cousins, Dick is fine.”

“The same goes for Chan Gallery. He seemed like he was going to marry his cousin.”

Tray-senpai laughed nonchalantly.

“There must be more than one competitor?”

“Anyway.”

“It’s your heart not to play with Jean, but if Dick finds it, don’t forget to meet him. Because he is a reasonable person.”

If it was Chan’s words, I would have overlooked them, but if it was Trey’s advice, it would be worth listening to.

“Thank you for telling me.”

“Well, it’s nothing. You say you’ll fight tomorrow too?”

“It’s something I do every week, so I’m not particularly worried.”

“Would you like a tow?”

“If it’s magic from the south, it’s welcome.”

He threw me something very ugly and looked just like me. I replied bluntly that I knew I was ugly. Senior Trey studied my features for a long time before speaking as if he wanted to hear me.

“By the way, do girls like guys who look like you?”

“Give me a bottle and give me medicine.”

“Your eyes are fierce and your face is dirty, so I don’t know why you’re attracted to a face like this.”

“Sir, I have killed a little over 50 people in the past 10 years with Reddit, right?”

Let’s talk about murder.

“Then everyone will have *snake eyes like me. If someone annoys you, tell me. I’ll cut off your hair with an arrow.”

“What, no, I got it anyway.”

─I’m not saying I don’t like it.

“By the way, did you really kill 50 people?”

“I’m about fifty-eight, but I don’t know because I haven’t counted.”

Senior Trey just opened the book without saying a word. In addition to being more polite than usual, it was a quieter night than ever because Kite’s seal didn’t come. That day, she ran one more run and then went back to sleep.

“Hey, wake up.”

In the morning, Senior Trey woke me up. She nags me, saying what if I sleep without wiping my sweat. When you open your eyes, it’s seven o’clock, so get ready quickly. Suddenly, he looked like a girl with a short cut, so he stood up after shaking her head. After saying thank you and washing up, she went to the annex to pick up Einkamphund.

“What, why are you here?”

“Operations meeting.”

“You’re a more admirable bastard than I thought, right?”

Let’s walk together and discuss tactics on what to do today. Self is attacking, I am unconditional defense. When we came to the arena while literally arguing, Enboza Menshi was sitting on a chair and dozing off.

“I’m raising money. They said they’d bet 50 Luzen on the battle side today too.”

Senior Rita shook her collection box, so she introduced her to her child Kamphunt.

“What the f*ck. Do I need to know by two years?”

I thought I did something stupid because the reaction was exactly what I expected, but Rita-senpai came up to me and said.

“I thought I was a senior, right?”

“So what, you want to be treated like a senior?”

If you’re going to do that, go upstairs right away and argue that you should fight instead of me.

“I am fighting here. Wasn’t this a showdown between support and combat?”

As I nodded my head, Ein Kamphunt slapped me in the back of the head.

“Are you agreeing downwards, not upwards?”

“Let’s relax.”

This time too, the skills of the combat seniors were poor. Maybe a little better than last time. After some fussing, Ein Kamphund let go of his defensive stance and attacked freely. While keeping pace with the one-sided one-man show, the opponents united and only aimed at the princess. Because they continue to be reckless and go for a one-sided attack.

“Dangerous!”

I’ll step in and block it, so get out of the way because you can do it yourself. This time, I didn’t listen and jumped out, but the back side was completely empty, so I intervened. Pooh–I blocked her attack instead, and her wooden sword landed on her forearm.

“Hey, aren’t you doing it right?”

“Who is responsible for this!”

After arguing for a while, they regrouped and moved forward. It was an outside win. The seniors who fell to the floor left the arena without even looking at us. When I lifted my arm, which had been hit by a wooden sword, it was already bruised. Enboza Mensi is in a state of urgency to split the stakes first, while Rita is busy distributing them.

“Are you sick?”

The princess came to my side. At this point, I try to bluff her up and poke her affected area with her finger.

“Ah, let’s go!”

“Did you swear now?”

Because he wanted to have his throat cut off, he asked if anyone could touch it.

“You come to our mansion later.”

“Why, is there even a doctor?”

“No, I’ll leave the money with Maybell, so take it.”

Since she paid for the treatment, she shouldn’t whine about being hurt because of her.

“Do you eat dinner alone?”

“Chew, then shall we eat with you?”

“If you invite me next time, why don’t we get into a f*cking fight with a knife.”

She responded with a real laugh and asked if you could do it because she was threatening to gouge out her eyes.

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I can send her a seal and come back, and I can take care of her share of the money. She didn’t care whether it was used as a deposit or not, so she said hello to see you in basic archery. When I come downstairs, Rita-senpai is eager to settle her money. Looking at each one, she surprisingly makes quite a profit.

“20 Luzen for the student council and you, 15 Luzen for the professor, and 15 Luzen for the support group.”

Of the total revenue of 50 rouzen, the student earned only 15 ruzen. This meant that our odds had gone down to the decimal point. I don’t think I can make any money this way.

“Should I raise the stakes?”

“No, if I increase it further, the school administration might interfere.”

As a rule, Heoden doesn’t interfere in the affairs of the cadets, but he intervenes in exceptional cases when the problem grows. If the current bet is not made for fun among students, but if it becomes a full-fledged means of earning money and encourages speculative behavior.

“I will ban it.”

“Okay. You do as you wish.”

“As expected, it can’t be done without me, right?”

“I can’t say no.”

“Then, will you be nice to me from now on?”

“Why, you want a prize?”

“The award has already been given. Even looking at my underwear, it’s a shame!”

“No, that’s it.”

“Seeing that you asked for more, do you mean to take off your skirt next time?”

As I frown, it’s an eye smile mingled with mockery.

“I’m thinking about cutting my hair?”

“Yes.”

“What do you think?”

“What are you asking me for?”

“I’m just asking for opinions.”

When I replied that it would be better if it was longer, and that it suits me well as it is now, I stick out my tongue.

“Okay, I’m going to change it to a bob.”

“If you’re going to do this, why did you ask?”

“I just meant to f*ck you?”

A few of the volunteer cadets recognized me and approached me. He said thank you for the extension, and bowed his head politely. My senior said he was doing well and asked me to do it again next week, so I replied that I would clean up after myself. I now realize that I have work to do here in Heoden. At first, I only complained with the mind of being a victim.

─Me, Kite, Support Class, and Heoden Academy.

That way, it seemed like there were things I could change. For now, I will focus only on preventing Kite from dropping out and not ignoring the support line. Then, when the opportunity comes, someday.

“Who is under the hood?”

—Even if this is a provincial academy, even if we are retards.

“I don’t have the right to be called that by others.”

Because I am not defined, I define myself, so I will resist making unfair rules. So I want to prove you wrong not with words but with actions and results.

The disgrace of Ruben, the child of a b*tch who is no different from playing, an illegitimate child whose lineage cannot be confirmed.

I came up from there and became Pong’s successor. His face and personality never resembled his father, but his grit and skills were recognized and he was given the name Deman. So you can do well this time too.

“First of all.”

─You should start with a degraded saint.

I had enough time, so I went to the annex in Ein Kamphunt after having a proper meal. After giving him five silver coins, he came up with a new way to make money. Every week, if you act like a self-inflicted blackmailer, you’ll get this kind of money…… Kite won’t like it, so let’s stop.

“Hey, the princess told me to give it to you.”