Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 55

55 – Crack (4)⚝

It was Baumkuchen. He was gratefully received and headed straight for the Bercia Brotherhood. As he was preaching, he mingled with the faithful and listened, followed by Francis. Now that I see it, he looks more like a solid merchant than a corrupt rank-and-file.

“Roja-sama today?”

“Yes, I brought this to share.”

He laughed.

“If you have a heart for God, there is no problem if you stay a little longer.”

“I’ll take four coins today as well.”

“I don’t know what you mean, but I’ll knock on the door later.”

It was a little comfortable not to know each other. That’s what religion is all about. When I opened the heavy door, I heard the sound of bare feet kicking on the floor. A thick rose scent crossed the tip of his nose, and he heard a familiar voice.

“Hero?”

—Yes, you crazy b*tch. I just caught a dragon and robbed the treasury.

But.

“Clothes, why are you still like that?”

As soon as I frowned, it was gibberish that shrank.

“I was going to wear this. That’s all three, because I did the laundry, no…… By mistake, next week…… Excuse me.”

As I stood still, he changed his underwear while wandering around. I’m not lying because I can’t see the gorgeous rose embroidery. I sighed and sat down in front of the table. Let’s put one baumkuchen on it.

“This, this?”

Certainly, it was a farewell gift meaning that he would never come again.

“I got permission, so eat after treatment.”

“Is it clean food?”

Saints should only eat clean food. When she asked for the ingredients, she replied that they included water, flour, and honey.

“No meat, right?”

“Yes.”

Is it possible that the saintess forbids meat itself?

“Only docile animals can be eaten. Rabbits, chickens, and most fish.”

“Anything you can’t eat?”

“Cows, sheep, snakes…… And no mice, monkeys, or cats. Any animal that harms or harms people is prohibited.”

I heard that animals with horns or sharp teeth are forbidden. If it was the doctrine of the Bersia Brotherhood, she thought she had studied it a bit, but she didn’t know that there were even rules for the saintess’ meals. They call this ‘dabiha’.

“Treatment…… Woe, warrior, what about the affected part?”

I rolled up my arms. Seeing the black bruises, Rosa looked very happy.

“Everyone, you are hurt. Really sleep, great!”

A white light emanates from the fingertips. Not long after, I secretly removed my arm because I was already sweating. I shot a light into the air alone, and I could see it getting weaker and weaker. Certainly, there is little divine power after Di Rosa. My arm was only slightly swollen, but there were still faint bruises.

“All right.”

“Oh, no. I will do better.”

I reach out to grab my arm, but hesitate.

“Aren’t you in contact now?”

“No, this is for treatment!”

“Even though I hate it, can it be seen as pure intention?”

They jump up and get excited when they say it’s a trick to grab the forearm of an extramarital man with a boiling heart.

“Nonsense!”

How could she say such a thing to herself, a saint, and demand that the Holy Mother repent immediately? I can see the fundamentalist myeonmo, so I have to change my thoughts with doctrinal interpretation. Living like this is not normal.

“Yes, I will repent.”

“Get on your knees here!”

Then, after reciting a prayer, he slapped himself on the cheek twice.

“Didn’t I tell you not to?”

“Ah…… Suh, it’s become a habit…… Do not go. Chi, the treatment isn’t over yet.”

He said he would do it right away after resting for a bit, so he just pushed Baumkuchen.

“It’s clean food and I haven’t touched it, so there’s no problem, right?”

I took mine out and ate it without a word. Rosa, who kept noticing, stretched out her hand and began to eat Baumkuchen. Seeing as I’m not thin, I’m not starving. According to Francesco, since the saintess is freed from all labor, she can only focus on treatment. In other words, if she doesn’t do it right, she loses the value of her existence.

Joo-ok, jjo-ok–

When she hears her constant grunting noise, she turns her eyes away and she sucks even the pieces of bread that are on her fingers. She was so ready to bite her fingernails. Maybe I’m looking at it pathetically, and now I’m even licking the oil paper with my tongue. Swallow, squeak, chuwop. The constant messy noise ran out of her appetite.

“Eat mine too.”

“Oh no!”

─Wipe some saliva on your lips.

Judging by the greasy glistening around her mouth, this woman is absolutely not normal. As I continued to yield, she reached out to say she would only cut off the part that her saliva couldn’t reach. I’m full of energy because I ripped off 2/3 of it, but I don’t even like this kind of thing anyway. It’s so sweet that you get tired of it quickly.

“Is it delicious?”

“To the extent of saying thank you to the Blessed Mother.”

“Sure.”

“I-I only eat this for now. Now, wait a minute.”

He wiped his saliva-soaked fingers on a thin cloth. That’s it, all the clothes are being washed. He won’t even do a single bit of labor, so the servants will do all the laundry for them.

In spite of not being able to make money, he even increases the amount of laundry. She is there, and she is not sane, so it is natural that she was almost kicked out. If I were a bishop here, I would have been transferred to another place right away, saying that I was in the middle of the day.

“Our Lady, thank you for giving us our daily bread today and guiding us not to fall into temptation.”

Still, she was as devout as she was when she prayed, like a real saint. It’s because her clothes are vulgar, but her faith must be the truth without lies. Well, if you’re unstable like Rosa, you’ll definitely need a religion. Without me, she wouldn’t have grown up to adulthood.

“This makes me look like a real saint.”

“Well, I am a saint. Shall we pray for the hero?”

“No.”

He looked sad when he refused. Versia-sama said something like a religious man, saying that he loves everyone like brothers.

“I am the warrior of Clie. It’s the orphan’s jeonju and the saintess’ pen name.”

“Jeonju and Hogu?”

He slapped the table because he couldn’t understand the language.

“So, please pray for the orphans out west.”

“Ah…… Yes, I mean, like a real hero!”

“You’re not a hero, are you?”

I just had a conversation with Rosa. The hero she speaks of originated from a fairy tale she heard in her orphanage. With an upright disposition, he is an absolute good man who sacrifices himself to save the world and the princess without expecting anything in return. The world the saintess knew could not escape this space of several pyeong.

Smart——

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“Oh, already?”

At Francesco’s knock, she put on a sad expression. To get up to see me.

“Have you recovered your strength?”

He nodded his head. I replied that it would be over if I opened the heavy door and healed the bruise.

“You have to do this.”

“Ah, ah…… Yes warrior! Ki, I’ll be happy to do it!!”

Once again, weak divine powers were manifested. It’s tidy with only the bruises barely erased, but it’s a comfortable look to say that the pain is gone with this. Looking at it like this, it’s not that I’m not very strong. Rosa herself must be more confused than I am. Is this divine power, can it be called divine power, and can I continue to live as a saint?

“But.”

When I call, he blinks rapidly. Her breasts, which were more swollen than before, rose and fell uncomfortably.

“No.”

“No, tell me. Well, I’ll answer anything.”

“I wear clothes well. I don’t know where to put my eyes.”

At my word, put your knees on your chest and hug them with your arms. I’ve never heard of breasts that grow laughing in a few days. No matter how much I don’t know women, that’s how you look at it.

“Even if you don’t try to impress me, I will come.”

“Mae, can you swear?”

“Yes, so there is no need to stuff it and inflate it.”

Haaa

A hot exhalation was exhaled several times.

“Cow, I didn’t cheat…… How about this…… Som from the blanket by accident…… That is an exquisite misunderstanding.”

She muttered so much that she got scared and pulled one of her strings out of her pocket. I asked Rosa to hold out her wrist.

“Come on.”

“Hey, hey…… Like this?”

“You have to cross your wrists and stick them out.”

“Hey, hero…… Tell me why you are doing this.”

When I glared at him, he started a game again and shivered and pushed it out. It is so thin that it looks like it will break. It seems that the body line itself is thin and the skeleton is weak. Wrap the string around both wrists and tie it to the ribbon.

“You promised not to harm yourself, right?”

“That’s right, it’s what I normally do…” … No, I don’t. I won’t, please forgive me.”

“Open your palm.”

“This is, uh, yesterday…… Don’t get me wrong, don’t.”

Looking at the red lines, it must have been hit very hard with a weed.

“Unfold.”

“This, like this?”

He dropped three silver coins into his trembling hand.

“Half is for the saintess, and the other half is for the orphanage.”

Giving one to Francesco as we go out to her thanking her by reciting her federal prayers.

“Joe, nice. Are you satisfied with me today?”

“Yes, the bruises are all healed.”

“Well then, next time you come, I will do something more, more, better.”

“What is it?”

“It’s to relieve fatigue, but I’ll get permission from Francesco too. It will take two or two hours.”

I gave permission without much expectation. Her face brightened as if she thought she could catch me with this. When she gets up from her seat, Rosa gets up too, but loses her balance. It’s because I didn’t release my wrist. Let’s accept it without hesitation.

“Oh no…… No, because I can’t touch it…… Let go, let go!”

After praying for forgiveness to the statue of the Virgin Mary, he followed me. She clung to her door, curled up in her body.

“I don’t know about her coat.”

Just, she decided to tell me whatever came to mind.

“Her underwear, like now, has no pattern, so it looks more like a saint.”

Then Rosa muttered as she rubbed her forehead against the wall.

“White…… Number, only in pure color…… I know what the hero likes.”

—No, I don’t mean that, it’s just that embroidering roses like last time looks like a real prostitute?

It seems that the original meaning was conveyed incorrectly, but what about it? When I ask to clean up, he kneels in front of me and whispers.

“Yes, Pon Pon Hero. Even if you come next week, save me!”

“From whom?”

“Just…… Me and ah, children from everything…… Anyway, please come again next time. I marked it here.”

I walk on her knees and offer her calendar to me. The number of hearts drawn increased every Saturday. Not seven, but more than ten. A little fed up, she nodded and said to herself, “I’ll come, so don’t do this.”

“Yes, only in white…… What the hero wants…… Gee, I’ll remember it.”

“Do whatever you want. I’m going, see you next week.”

I opened the door. Rosa kept leaning against the wall and glancing at me. He didn’t close the door until he got out, so I passed his hand behind him and shook it around his hip. Then the saintess also spread her bound hands and placed them on her crotch, gently shaking them.