Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 61

61 – Conflict (2)⚝

Even though we came out, we were still wondering who was to blame for this banishment.

“You did everything as instructed!”

“Hey, why don’t you put grunt on it?”

“Kuuul, f*ckin’ couuul. Grunt!”

“This bastard is really good. Hey! Didn’t I win the bet?”

To blame my incompetent childhood friend for saying this wouldn’t have happened if I had just hit one more shot.

“Maybe…… Is it because of me?”

“No, you did your best. Grunt.”

“So, isn’t this bastard’s fault for trusting you incompetent?”

At Ein Kamphunt’s sarcasm, Kite dug in between us. I reflexively accepted her and her princess raised her hand and slapped her on the nape of my childhood friend’s neck.

“Ugh!”

“What are you doing!”

“Mistress, you jumped in without saying a word!?”

It’s strange that they don’t react to surprise attacks. Kite was already drooling in my arms. Her head was a little dizzy, so she glared at Ain. I guess I’m sorry too.

“Hey, I’ll buy you high-quality feed, so go with that.”

“I have to apologize. You’re dripping with mucus What would you do if you hurt her head?”

“That hurt from the start. Hey, pig’s feet. I’ll feed you something very expensive, so stick with it.”

I was dumbfounded and tried to argue, but Kite grabbed my collar.

“Are you going to buy me something really expensive?”

“Does this defy royalty?”

It was a high-end restaurant that led me the other day. There are only course meals, so just eat what they give you.

“This is feed, so eat as much as you want.”

“Then aren’t you a pig too?”

“You sound obvious. Bural, pig feet. I wonder if I can do it with my molars.”

It’s a crazy b*tch, but it was tolerable because it was a crazy b*tch with a lot of money. Kite’s eyes widened at her rather expensive-looking upholstery. As we sat down at the table with the delicate scented candles on top, Ein Kamphund skillfully called the waiter.

“The one I always ate.”

“What kind of sauce would you like?”

See us.

“What did you usually eat where you lived?”

“Salt.”

“That’s not sauce, tell me Bural.”

“Red wine or balsamic sauce.”

“This is not tasty. Real tona. What the hell are these bastards thinking about selling it for money?”

The employee’s face darkened.

“Hollendise and Bernays, please. Grill the sea bass and salmon. Both of these are rural ones, so if they’re undercooked, you’ll spit them out. If you make a mistake, I’ll run straight to the kitchen, are you prepared?”

It’s not some kind of spell, it’s a lord who is approaching his vassals.

“Yes, princess.”

“Are you a princess?”

—It was just like that whenever I wanted to crave it.

Let’s look around in silence. Ain had never been to a place like this before. We shook our heads together.

“Ah, over there…… Thank you for buying such an expensive thing!”

“It’s nothing.”

I turned on the machine and looked at the kite.

“Hey, pork feet.”

“Oh, four. Princess…… Aren’t you the princess?”

“Your archery skills have improved a bit.”

When asked if he had practiced, he nodded and smiled.

“Kite, you don’t have to show respect to your classmate.”

“No, you have to do pork feet. How are you and me motivated?”

“We are the same age.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. He’s less than half of what you and I put in, isn’t he?”

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How motivated is that? It’s only the same years, but the density is different, so I can’t allow the same person.

“So, be respectful and keep being polite to me.”

“Demana, what should I do?”

“Let’s eat and think. If you don’t like the taste, then you can just talk nonsense.”

The food came out soon after. Fish were served sequentially from pre-meal salad, soup, and main dish. I thought that was the end, but mariage wine and simple snacks were served as dessert. Kite savored it one by one.

“Princess, this is so delicious…… !”

“Really?”

“Seriously…… Too…… Thank you!”

“Pigbal, you are cute, aren’t you?”

Ain watched Kite eat, leaving more than half of the food left. Everyone has a biting personality, but is he surprisingly generous to his side? Well, even dogs don’t poop in their own houses.

“Teach me split fingers.”

“Are you going to do it?”

“I can tolerate incompetent bastards, but those who don’t even try are really disgusting.”

“I will work hard…… But are you not going to eat it?”

I barely held back from being asked if I didn’t say I was losing weight.

“Eat.”

“Hey, someone ate that and left it.”

“Ah, it’s delicious, but it would be a waste to throw it away.”

“Bral, isn’t this guy a bit weird?”

Ain took off the plate and she served all the dishes she had left.

“Hey, Heoden’s pigs. What are you going to do today?”

“Oh, that’s it. mmm, I’ll just eat this and answer!”

“If you don’t have anything to do, let me see how you practice archery.”

“Uh, uh…… Oh no…… That’s me and Demani. I have something else to do…… Is that, uh, difficult?”

Ain glared at her kite. Since she has a fierce impression, she is menacing even if she narrows her eyes even a little.

“It’s real…… That’s the senior who makes it hard for me…… Anyway, I have something to deal with.”

He seems unexpectedly interested. I thought Kite would be in a hurry, so I explained instead.

“Funny, can I help you?”

I wonder why this crazy b*tch is doing this, but her head is working well, so I asked for her opinion because I wanted to hear her thoughts. Kite turned her skirt upside down and pulled out her stationery. There is no great content. Anyway, that’s all we want to meet.

“Hey, pork feet. You bastard, please reply right away.”

“Are you going to do something without a countermeasure?”

“Let’s meet in front of the annex where I am. If I did it because I didn’t want to stand out, it would come out.”

Kite looked at us and asked the princess very quietly.

“Slap…… Won’t you?”

“Have you lived only by being deceived?”

“Kite, do you believe him?”

“But since she’s a princess, she’s better than us.”

It is true that it is incomparably advantageous in terms of taking care of the back. But will this woman who lives her own way take care of our situation? Look at her suspiciously, Einkamphund promised.

“Yes, I won’t solve it with violence.”

I decided to be fooled. As soon as we sent the seal, we all headed towards the princess’s annex.

“You guys are hiding somewhere out of sight.”

“What are you going to do?”

“From now on, I’m going to pretend to be pig’s feet for a while, so it just needs to be dented somewhere.”

─Your body and Kite’s body look different from 100 meters away, but who would be fooled?

Take off the hair tie with your hands.

“How are you going to solve this?”

Kite, hidden in a beautiful tree, muttered, “Because she’s royalty, she’ll be better than us no matter what she does.”

“Demana, I must have a stomachache!”

“Why?”

“You and the princess help me too.”

─Because you are so frustrated and indecisive.

However, deviants reveal their teeth to anyone and are far from evil. They are just ordinary royalty who enjoy mocking, exposing hypocrisy and insulting others. Come to think of it, it’s a b*tch.

“Oh? You must have come!”

“Fets?”

“Yeah, it felt like that.”

“Let’s see.”

“I’m scared, so can you give me a hug?”

“You call that a favor?”

“Okay…… Cover me up instead My body is really shaking.”

As she held her breath, Petz approached Ain and asked where Kite had gone and who were you? The princess glanced at him, then jumped her foot behind her. Suddenly, as if she knew what she was going to do, she shouted.

“Hey!”

As soon as she ran out, she stretched out her leg and kicked Petz’s head. It was such a big hit that the sound of picking a pig was heard from where we were.

“What are you doing!”

When I ran out, Petz was squirming on the floor.

“I was going to have a conversation.”

As if nothing was wrong with Ain, he looked at us and affirmed.

“Looking at this bastard’s eyes, he’s not a guy to listen to. Move it to the warehouse over there. Because I have a plan.”

“They say they won’t solve it with violence!”

“Princess…… Liar.”

“You bastards! The royal family’s job is to sort out people. Do you want me to trust my eyes more than you guys?”

Kite has a sad expression on his face, but I know Ain Kamphund’s capabilities. His intuition is better than mine, so he wouldn’t have done this without reason. After moving Petz to the warehouse, he sat down on her lap following her instructions. Soon after, he opened his eyes.

“What, what!?”

He must be frightened because we sit like punishment and he is bound. Ain laid his buttocks on the wooden chest and looked at the three of us with arrogant eyes.

“Damn it, why are you arguing with my pigs?”

Following the kicking, and now swearing, Petz looked around us frantically.

“My, when am I? No, is it okay for juniors to do this to seniors!”

“There are seniors who speak respectfully. Hey, those two over here are my slaves?”

Then it was ordered to cry. Kite looked only at me, wondering what the hell was going on.

“Quell!”

“Hey, pork feet should cry too.”

“Kuh…… Honey?”

“Did you say Pets? If you fold it, I’ll turn you into a pig like this. What should I do?”

When there was no answer, he asked again while pulling her hair.

“Are you going to keep talking directly?”

You horny bastard, he threatens to call you pig semen. When he asked if he would cum tomorrow, Petz finally shook his head. It was a mistake, so please let me go, and he warned me not to send a seal again.

“Again, will they send the royal tax officer to your territory?”

It was so frightening that I didn’t like it, so I finally let it go. Petz ran off like her madman and never came back. I didn’t understand what the hell this absurd play was about, so I asked the reason.

“Isn’t that bastard the second son of Count Calvine?”

We continue our conversation by saying that we are a bunch of viscounts from Nuzhaven.

“Do you think that bastard will listen to what you say?”

“I had an idea too.”

“If you step out, the problem will only grow. If you fight, you have to pay compensation, but can you afford it?”

“But what kind of pig are they made of? Seriously, it’s absurd to think it’s a solution after doing it this way!”

Ain sighed and said.

“You guys remain victims too. Even if I get criticized, I will eat it, because the two of you won’t.”

“There was no need for you to go this far. Why are you like this?”

“Well, are you used to playing villains?”

“It’s too far-fetched.”

“Go. If you send another note, let me know. At that time, if you hang it from a tree and threaten it, it will come to its senses.”

As if asking if Kite could do this, he tugged at my sleeve.

“It’s okay to be royalty.”

This was a solution to the form of Ein Kamphunt using poison poison. The way she is the best for us, but the way she is the worst for her. He couldn’t understand that he was being hated by himself and was hated by himself, but there was nothing he couldn’t accept. She came out of the annex. A deep question welled up in a corner of her mind.

─What crime did Beronhard commit to becoming a duke?