Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 88

88 – Hunting☆

Rita-senpai didn’t meet me. She stood alone at dinner, then returned to her dormitory, packing only a moderate amount of food. She laughed at Tyria, who came in late, as if she knew it. How to solve her, she asked.

“It will be difficult.”

“Why?”

“Because Rita has never experienced anything like that.”

“That’s the senior’s circumstances.”

“Call me sunbae too. Respect the subject for which you seek her advice!”

“Then, will you follow me when I go to the bathroom?”

“You touched my pride. She completely forgot her promise, which makes me angry.”

“I was busy.”

“There aren’t enough extenuating reasons.”

I don’t know much about women, especially complicated women like Rita-senpai.

“Should I bring flowers?”

“Thinking is boring.”

“In Pong, if you do something wrong with your wife, it is okay.”

To wash your feet as an apology, Tyria seems interested at first glance and thinks that’s a good thing.

“Do you really want to wash your feet?”

“He uses a dragon to touch it somehow.”

“It will get better after a while, so I will apologize later.”

Tsk tsk her tongue, raise her fingers and pat my head.

“Because of this, I can’t date!”

“Are you being scolded without telling me how to do it?”

“If you don’t know a woman, maybe you don’t even know this!”

“What can I say, just give me a solution and I will do it.”

“Send the seal first.”

“Can I ghostwrite you?”

If you feel pathetic, try writing it first. After doing as instructed, write several pages, but write only the first letter as you specified.

“I’ll draw a picture here too, so hand it over.”

After drawing a picture of a cute Tou, he overlaps all the notes and turns them over.

“Oh, that’s interesting?”

With each quick turn, the toy doll servilely knelt down and apologized. Tyria grinned and now pressed the other side of her with her hand, then she flipped through her paper in the same way.

“I’m sorry. Senior?”

“Send it like this.”

“Will women feel relieved if they do this?”

“I don’t know. Still, I’ll give you a meal while eating.”

Tyria stared blankly at me.

“Women.”

“Tell me.”

“Because I hate being inconsiderate more than breaking a promise.”

If you feel that you will not be able to keep your promise in the future, please let me know by sending a sealed letter. Without such minimal consideration, her pride would crack and reconciliation would be difficult. I will help you this time, but if you repeat the same mistake, then you will be completely ignored.

“I am.”

“Is that an excuse?”

“I should have sent you a seal as well.”

“I wish I knew.”

“I must have been worried because he didn’t come all night.”

“Tell Rita this too. If he has a good personality like me, he will be relieved.”

“Is there anything you want to eat?”

“Don’t say that. It makes me feel bad if you talk about compensation when you apologize.”

“Don’t you have sincerity to say only words?”

“I don’t know much about women. Send this anyway If possible, please reply as soon as possible. That is very important.”

As expected, I’m about to slap you on the face of saying that helping the bathroom every night is rewarding. She laughed happily and flinched and ran away.

“Let go!”

“If you let go, you will fall.”

“Let go!”

I pretended to be taken by force while gently loosening up. Tyria punched me in the back with her fists, so I hit them all. Suddenly, she looked at her, as if she thought she was being too harsh, so she teased that she was sorry now.

“Really, you ruin the atmosphere as soon as you pretend to be okay.”

“Isn’t that obvious?”

Since we’re roommates, we should play around like this. If they seem okay with each other, they become uncomfortable, so they are quiet as if they agree with each other. I said very frankly. That a girl as pretty as you would be in trouble if she grew her hair and wore a skirt. We’re a man and a woman anyway, so let’s just say it’s best to grumble like we do now.

“If you go down to the Elonte estate, there are a lot of men who are more handsome than you, right?”

“There is a gold mine that never dries up in Pong, too.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. How many men really came to me saying they would marry me, do I even have to say such a childish thing?”

“Who told you?”

─Don’t think you’re the only one.

I also received attention in Pong. If it wasn’t for Kite by my side, I might have already had a fiancé.

“Ha, annoying! Hey, how many young children are trying to marry the Elonte family? Because you haven’t seen me in a dress with long hair and makeup. Oh, I’m really pissed off! If it was our Yeongji, you wouldn’t have had a chance to talk to me, let alone joke like this, aaa I don’t know why I have to mess with all this stuff. You are just shutting up.”

“I know.”

“Shut up.”

“I know you are pretty.”

“Respect if you know!”

“That doesn’t mean you can call me ugly.”

I stared blankly at Tyria. As her hands on her chair grew weak, she gently pulled it down and set it down on her floor.

“If I keep hearing things like that, my stomach gets twisted too.”

Tyria couldn’t speak and mumbled.

“If you don’t want to be compared based on your looks, you might want to stay away from your childhood friends…… Why are you blaming me?”

“If you said that, I did it a long time ago.”

“What to do?”

“If you do it, it will stick to you more, so I leave it alone. Kite is originally If I push it away, it clings.”

“You make jokes too. She’s as pretty as that, and her body is like that…… Delusions are also oily!”

I can’t say that even though you know women well, you don’t know kite better than I do. Believe it or not, there was no reason to reveal her heart, her childhood friend’s scars, or her unique sinister personality.

“I think I should get away from you too.”

“Why…… Should I move away?”

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“You should get married after you graduate here. Kite and I are the age we should be.”

Suddenly, I was curious about who the suitors in Tyria were, so when I asked, he pouted his lips and went into bed.

“Youngsiks are at least more handsome than you and have good families. Everyone is polite, so they don’t flirt with women. Ah! Aren’t they educated people who made such a mistake and would never get a note telling them to choose between beheading and hanging?”

“Sarcastic.”

“Because it is true.”

“Because of my wedding in Pong, I took a few walks with the girls. Among them, there are two girls who write letters.”

“You trash bastard. Real women are hanging around, what is there?”

“No, it’s not a kimono…… It’s a bit blatant. It means that during an unwanted walk with dozens of people, there are two girls who replied sincerely. To be honest, neither of them are pretty, they’re just nice-looking kids. We know each other as friends now, but I wasn’t going to explain it in detail like this, so I don’t know why it ended up like this.”

“By the way?”

“If nothing else happens, I’ll try to meet you again when I graduate.”

Tyria remained silent, rolled up her sheets and asked the names and ages of the two women.

“Names secret, both sixteen.”

“Two years difference?”

“Yes.”

“Seeing that he likes young and chubby girls, he must be a slut.”

“I like older people, right?”

“Ah, that’s why Enboza and Menshi are so swayed.”

“I really don’t know why you are being sarcastic. Don’t you look a little strange today?”

“I’ve heard the story of having two girls to marry and flirting with a childhood friend!”

“Are you going to get married when you graduate?”

“I don’t know!”

“Don’t hate talking.”

“I will never, never, never meet younger people. I’m different from everyone else, so I’m not interested in young kids.”

“Well, to accept your personality, you must be older.”

“Somebody said they were older! Is it possible for me to meet someone of the same age?”

Instead, he said he should be a man who is mature, devoted to himself, and gives time even for trivial things.

“You put so much emphasis on time.”

“Why am I dating a guy who doesn’t give me time?”

“Whether it’s money or ability, honestly, you can meet someone with a good face.”

“Who do you know as an idiot?”

“I know about a hundred people who have tried unsuccessfully to court Kite just by looking at his face and body.”

“Oh, I don’t know. Stop talking Whoever I meet has nothing to do with you!”

I didn’t know how the story came to be like this, so I also asked to do my own thing. She didn’t get a reply from Rita-senpai, so she took out the one she got from Rosa this time. Tyria looked at her from the side and said she was truly creepy, which she scorned.

“The saintess sent something like that?”

“No, this.”

“What are you really doing walking around? What is your academy doing…… I can’t even speak.”

“Is Rosa doing this on her own?”

“Even the name already!”

“I decided to go to the tournament during the joint evaluation, but I contacted you because I needed a saintess.”

At this point, he got up from his desk feeling unjust. Tyria is scared because of the height difference.

“I’m replying right away as you tell me to.”

“Do it!”

“Then stop interfering.”

“Ah, can you double the hearts and send them?”

「&&&&.」

“Like this?”

“You crazy bastard!”

He immediately snatches my stationery, throws it on the floor, and stomps on it. I wrote it again by making fun of crunchy charcoal.

「I will go see Francesco tomorrow.」

「If you tell me there is a dessert you want to eat.」

「I’ll buy even Sister Irene’s share and take it with me.」

Tyria saw that and said that she treats her more kindly than any lover, and she said that if this isn’t a trick, then what?

“Isn’t that what I do to you normally?”

He not only packs food, but also sees her off to the bathroom every night.

“He keeps your secrets too. So what, are we brother and sister?”

“Brother and sister. Ha, no way You crazy bastard, who wants to say that they are brother and sister? Why are you and me siblings!”

“Grow up.”

“Who said siblings…… I feel bad. I’m going to die. I apologize.”

“I’m sorry.”

“With sincerity!”

“I am truly sorry. Lady Elonte, who will marry Yeong-shik, who is much better than me?”

“If someone is getting married, apologize for that too!”

“I’m menstruating.”

No matter how you look at it, it seems like menstruation sucks. Someone pointed it out by the smell of urine, so I gritted my teeth. Let’s listen to it without saying anything.

“If you are sick, don’t hide it, tell me.”

“Before you pretend to be nice, just stop teasing me.”

“Tell the supervisor if you don’t like it. I can’t live with my roommate right now.”

“Because I won’t lose to you?”

“Yes.”

“I don’t know why I came to the academy when I was going to flirt with women.”

Suddenly, I realized something.

─Tyria, didn’t you study all the time in the dormitory?

“But why do you keep fighting without studying?”

“It’s all because of you!”

He smiled and said that we should focus on it for at least an hour. Tyria opened the book again and read it. She glanced at me twice and then smiled. Ignoring it and just reading it, I blame myself in a somewhat uncomfortable voice.

“I really want to cut off my tongue.”

I pout and laugh, and he apologizes saying he doesn’t know why he’s doing this. Gladly accepted