Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines - Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines chapter 99

99 – Counterattack (11)⚝

Chan meticulously packed his gear despite threats to get out before he broke his limbs.

“Let’s fight again next time. The analysis is over.”

I looked at it in awe because it was absurd. I was confused whether she couldn’t understand her level of self or whether she was bluffing.

“Stop talking nonsense and go.”

“Aww, that f*cking corpse b*tch! What kind of gold did you put on your tongue?”

“Then, what kind of sapphire are your teeth? Be kind enough, don’t be like a mad dog.”

“Teach me who this bastard is now! Hey, if you’re Heoden’s wild boar, do you distinguish between blood and blood correctly?”

It’s crazy that it can become a secretion, not a good thing.

“Do it again next Saturday.”

Chan put on her wig and then she quietly backed off.

“Good water.”

“Because I know even if I don’t tell you?”

“Never put that b*tch in our circle. Because those are the most dangerous things in the world.”

She blames her idiots for overestimating herself above her own skills, which are irreparable.

“It’s not that I don’t have any skills.”

“What, are you on the side?”

“I don’t think it’s too bad because he has a prudent personality.”

“Look at this?”

She jumped up to see if you had a *fetish for curly hair or bronzed muscles.

“Are you a hypocrite who forgives all genders?”

“What are you talking about?”

“When I saw you rubbing my butt while fighting with me last time, I really couldn’t control my s*xual desire.”

“No, talk about when. It was an accident and I didn’t even get excited?”

She motioned her hand to ask if she could swear on her mother, and she replied that she could not because she was dead.

“Aw, let’s go. What happened?”

“I don’t know. I don’t even want to talk about it.”

Ain comforted me by patting my back for the first time. Swearing is okay, but I guess I felt sorry for words close to corrupting. Somehow, it seemed like now was a good time to hang out, so I pursed my lips.

“Ain, I have something to ask you.”

“Baby, who listens?”

“Then I have no choice but to do it myself.”

“Like a coward, do you cringe after not being able to say anything?”

Yesterday, my roommate didn’t come in, and she said that if she doesn’t come by tonight, she will be reported to the bachelor.

“But I don’t think they’ll look for it.”

“You mean you need my help?”

“If we’re going to run anyway, we’ll go towards the forest. I wondered what it would be like to do today what I am going to do tomorrow.”

Ain brushed the dirt off her body with her hand.

“Call females too.”

“Why Kite?”

“My hair and sheep are suffering, but I can’t just play pig’s feet.”

It’s still useless, but even at times like this, you have to prove your usefulness in order to become a member of the Circle.

“Do you have anything to order?”

“I saw Maybell cook the other day, and she complimented me on how good she was.”

That’s why we have to make lunch boxes for ourselves, sleep in the outbuildings, and come out to meet you in the morning. I don’t understand all these measures, so I wake up with a pat on my back.

“Because the boar is one body.”

Looking at him still with a dubious expression, he suddenly got annoyed and why did he eat his hair while resting his pig’s feet? He asked me if I was being treated as a female, so I shot back, saying, “You are also a woman, so how can you discriminate against me?”

“Come by 5 o’clock anyway. You can leave at seven, look for it all night, and return on Sunday morning.”

“Are we going alone?”

“I have to take the guards over there too. When we mobilize all of them, we’ll be seven or eight, so we’ll form a search party.”

Instead, I’ll have Kite make all the lunches himself. I will prepare the ingredients and inform the supervisor’s office, so I will persuade my wife to become a colonel. After expressing my gratitude for the hospitality beyond my expectations, I headed straight to the research building.

“Teacher, can you explain this?”

Enboza Mensi showed several pieces of paper. She did something, it was a very long appeal.

「(Strategy) Not only did they intimidate me with vicious magic, but they also maintained their attacks for so long that basic physiological phenomena were impossible. Because of this, not only did I lose my dignity as a young lady, but I also suffered the tragedy of parting with my lover, so the physical, mental, and social damage is enormous…… (Syncopation)…… We therefore deem this claim reasonable.”

—Written by Noah Sindale.

“Are you asking for 150 Lugens?”

“I haven’t replied yet because I’m a complete asshole.”

They told me that if I didn’t answer straight away, they would storm into the dormitory, so I explained everything. Among other things, Enboza Mensi reacted violently to Noah saying that he was in a bad mood because of a man.

“Crazy b*tch!”

“A professor like that too.”

“Ruben was so handsome!”

She was surprised to learn that she was so famous that one woman even attempted suicide.

“Is he dead?”

“I failed. There is only a deep cut on her wrist, which is forever a secret. Forget.”

Then I’ll cast an amnesia spell on you, so come closer. Doing what she told her to do, she punched her forehead with her fist.

“Touch!”

“Ugh!!”

“Does this make you believe in Yoo Jae-ron?”

She joked that her magic was so tangible and tangible, so I just rubbed my forehead. She smiled and taught me how to drive, so she raised her guard and approached. She teased me, calling me a coward, and took a few steps back.

“What are you going to do with this?”

“I need to talk to Ain.”

“It’s not a bad idea to pursue a crazy b*tch as a crazy b*tch.”

Then, how did she gain her self-esteem?

“Did someone like that shoot magic at the door?”

“That’s right, Leah did it first! If it wasn’t for me, it wouldn’t have turned off!!”

─Ugigi.

“We have to meet separately and tell them not to write things like this. If you’re a man, you’re crazy about it, so why don’t you trade with it?”

You can introduce him to Heden. What it looks like is pretty cool

“Would that make Kite comfortable?”

“I want to talk about sharing a room with Lia. I don’t really like it, but I have to explain it well.”

“Permission!”

“Yes?”

“I will proceed.”

─Don’t get caught up in it.

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“Let’s discuss it with Kite.”

“What about Velaste?”

“I will spend this year here. I have my own circumstances.”

“What happened?”

“Because I can’t tell you.”

As if she wasn’t going to discuss it again, today she brought out fruit wine, asking for a little help. He will review the first draft of the lecture all weekend, so you can prepare here all night on Sundays and then go to the lecture room together.

“This way, my slave won’t be absent without leave.”

“Parrot!”

They poured alcohol and drank together. When she returned to her dorm in the evening, she found that Tyria was not there. She told the superintendent that if she didn’t come by ten o’clock today, she would report to the bachelor’s office and make arrangements. Thinking that she would be a hundred times better off with Ain than relying on them, she sent a letter to Kite.

「Emergency, Calling Heoden’s Wild Boars!」

We met on the first floor and explained the circumstances. Kite said that she was excited and would do as much as she wanted, and she said that she would make the menu she was most proud of, so don’t worry and she followed. She seemed quite confident as she rolled up her sleeves and put strength on her shoulders.

“Are you here?”

Try to recite today’s mission to Kite right away.

“To finish the meal for the seven people searching today within two hours!”

“Are you using honorifics again?”

“I am comfortable with this.”

“Go to the kitchen. Maybell is waiting for you.”

“Four. Ah, Demana. Then see you later I’ll make you lots of delicious things.”

When I turned away because I was sold on her side, Ain came to me and whispered.

“Did you do it?”

“No.”

“I didn’t, but did you make that sound?”

“Please be quiet.”

With Kite gone, Ain gathered the guards in front of the warehouse. She explained everything from the search point to the area, but she couldn’t possibly look like a girl a year younger than me. Let’s all pack our equipment and canteens and get ready.

“Yangmul, be good at guarding females.”

“What is a kite?”

“I’m not joking, because if you get that wrong somewhere, you’re going to get really ugly.”

“Don’t be silly.”

“Anyway, always take good care of yourself. If it goes wrong later, there’s nothing much to regret, and the guards are a bit weird.”

I took it seriously because I said it because I thought about it. About an hour later, Kite came out with seven packed lunches. I marked mine separately, but her son quickly took it away. She opened it to see what was different, and she drew a smiling bear with beans. Her princess said to her about to die of shame.

“Are you feeling a bit sad about pork feet?”

Kyte opened the lid of the princess’s lunch box when she teased her why she didn’t do it. Similarly, the face of a ponytail girl is drawn with beans. She praised Ain while smiling, saying that she is always welcome to do something cute like this.

“If you get married, you will never be beaten by your real husband.”

She packed her bag and hit the road. Maybell and Kite followed to the mouth of the mountain to see them off. Eventually, I walked into a deep mountain. Unlike the daytime, the Great Forest at night was dark and even dreary.

An hour, two hours, three hours, four hours…… She searched for more than ten hours, but Tyria was not found. By the time twilight broke, we had looked around all the search areas and gathered back at the starting point.

“No?”

Everyone seemed tired from the princess’ question. I said because everyone was soaked in sweat.

“You don’t have to come because the school will help you from tomorrow.”

A smell was wafting up from her boots, but Ain came out and directed her guards.

“Good water. You go back to the dorm and check if your roommate is here or not. If it doesn’t come today, you can rearrange it again in the evening and search the other side. Those of you who are dissatisfied right now, think of how comfortable you normally work and put up with it. If not, when will I play the role of a soldier? No?”

No one has any complaints.

“You don’t have to do that.”

“Hey, disappearance is really decided between living and dying in a day or two, right?”

There are beasts, poisonous snakes, and poisonous insects in Heoden’s Great Forest, so it’s right to do your best for at least three or three days. I didn’t know if I could help you like this, so I couldn’t say anything and dispersed. Kite had a good night’s sleep, and her face was bright. If she finds no results in her search, don’t worry, she’ll make a lunch box for you. She trudged on until she reached the housekeeper’s office.

“Has anyone entered the 806-C?”

“I reported it yesterday, so I plan to look for it starting today.”

I came up after expressing my gratitude. I had to wash, but I was too tired to do it. She wrote a seal to Enboza Mensi, informing her that her roommate was missing. Then, curled up on the floor, I fell asleep. It seems she had a dream. The sound of someone crying came from a very deep forest. As we get closer, it soon becomes Tyria.

“Hey!”

Scream.

“Wake up!!”

The b*tch opened her eyes saying that she had menstruation even in her dreams. The real Tyria was in front of me. It’s a face that’s not worth mentioning.

“Where the hell have you been!?”

I jumped up with joy, holding a missing person report.

“Did you do this?”

Instead of thanking you, you get angry.